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Woman Arrested After She Attacks Man With Knife During Their First DateBoca Raton, FL –  Most who know me personally, or my current girlfriend, are aware that I like my women with a little bit of crazy in ‘em. They just have a way of making life a little more interesting. But they can also be a bit of a gamble, as one man found out during his first date with 35-year-old Jillian Martone.

When 39-year-old Efren Molina first and Martone first met, they were interested in each other enough to arrange a date to take place a week later. The two must have had a pretty good time together on that date because after the dinner and the drinks, Molina invited Martone back to his place where they reportedly spent “several hours.”

But sometime after midnight, the date, and Martone, went off the rails. That’s when Martone made a comment insinuating that she was now Molina’s girlfriend. When Molina objected to this new title that had been bestowed upon him, Martone became enraged and was no longer able to retain a firm grip on the thin shreds of sanity she uses to get first dates.

Her screaming and yelling got so bad that Molina asked her to leave his apartment. This request resulted in Martone’s last shred of sanity to instantly explode in a poof of colorful confetti. According to the charges, Martone punched Molina in the face and grabbed a knife. Luckily for Molina, his roommate was there and heard his cries for help.

Molina’s roommate rushed in to see Molina wrestling with Martone, who still had the knife in her hand. The two were able to get her out of the second-floor apartment, then drag her down to the first floor and lock her outside of the apartment building. They then called police. When police arrived on the scene, they found Martone crying in front of the apartment building beside a rock she had used to break in one of the apartment’s windows.

She told police that she had gotten into an argument with a man inside. Police interviewed Molina and observed his bleeding hand along with a trail of blood that marked the path he had taken while escorting Martone out of the building. After talking to everyone, police noted in their report that it was apparent that Martone was the aggressor. She was subsequently arrested and taken to jail.

Not surprisingly, this wasn’t Martone’s first arrest. In March 2011, she was charged with DUI and possession of a harmful drug without a prescription. Three months before that, she was charged with drunken disorderly conduct and causing a public disturbance.

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  • come_and_see

    Would you?

  • laurablue87

    Wow. Just wow. A girl tries to include a little knife play to freshen up the stale relationship and this is how he reacts? What a prude.

  • curiousalways

    If you get the milk, doesn’t that mean you have to buy the cow?

  • daMonBrooks

    Depends on who knows.

  • daMonBrooks

    I’ve been in a few sitiaons when a woman has assumed or insisted that she was now my girlfriend. They key is to not agree or disagree then back.away.really.fucking.slowly.

  • kcjosh

    I don’t know if this website could even continue to exist without Americas penis…

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    I’d usually throw my decoy wallet & run like Hell! Just like with a physical mugger, emotional muggers can be hazardous to your health.

  • laurablue87

    She needs to look up the guy who cock slapped that chick in the other article. I bet they’d have some CRAZY wild sex.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Whoa, I thought I was on the D’D not aBCotD.

  • Sam

    So things turned to shit just after midnight, eh? Yeah, she does look a bit like a werewolf.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Only if you’re allowed to immediately flip it for a profit.

  • Eliza Berntsen

    That’s when the spell must have worn off. You know, the one that kept her sane.

  • curiousalways

    lol!

  • slavesher

    He probably met her on “Christian Mingle”

  • Rachel Ann

    Why is there not a WTF? button on the FP. Coz that’s all I gotta say is what the holy motherfuck. Oh and she looks like a Minion for Satian or Lara Flynn Boyle’s evil doppelganger.

  • brandi

    dont worry, i only date guys that know how to spell situation…..

  • daMonBrooks

    Cool, as women who don’t use punctuation or capitalization aren’t really all that appealing to me.

  • Athena

    “aBCotD”?

    I must know.

  • SayAunt

    Well I certainly hope he “flags” her!

  • daMonBrooks

    You totally made that acronym up

  • daMonBrooks

    Thanks for the new obsession :/

  • Athena

    “My decoy wallet”… Love it! :P

  • HotReadingMama

    Clearly he deserved it.

  • Jycorro

    Stick a dick in crazy………

  • newstarshipsmell

    You’re welcome. It’s the other site I read obsessively, to constantly remind myself I’m not the worst failure on this planet. The content itself isn’t as compelling as the Demon, and some of the stories are obviously fake, but on the upside, there’s no morons there indignantly shouting at everyone for mocking the subjects.

  • Pipsmom06

    She sounds like she was trying to have a little kinky fun…let’s set her up with the guy who likes to slap his dick on people’s faces…

  • JohnQknowitall

    Background checks on longterm relationships and for people who sleep with you on the first date: a paper towel, a fake cell number and an affectionate hug & tongue kiss goodnight (there are exceptions) before locking the door as they leave. I refer to this article regarding an additional step for a special situation: don’t argue with crazy – ever.

  • CT

    Crazy eyebrows. Dead giveaway.

  • CT

    Killing me.

  • Jimbo11

    Oh, so that’s what happened to Shannon Doherty.

  • Jimbo11

    Shannon Doherty on a very bad day.

  • Rachel Ann

    i thought that was rule one after reading shit on this site. Do NOT argue with crazy. You won’t win.

  • Sionna

    So she puts out on the first date?

  • Rachel Ann

    yes but she obviously has severe attachment issues. something one does not want in a potential mate.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    “Tic, tic, tic, tic, tic, tic, tic, girly clock running fast, tic, tic, tic, wedding, tic, tic, tic, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, tic, tic, tic, 1st divorce, tic, second wedding, baby, tic, kill hubby, tic, tic, tic, clean knife, tic, tic, tic, …”

  • Heather_Habilatory

    <3

  • Heather_Habilatory

    AAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Werewolves of Florida.

  • JustBrowsingLife

    I’m never sure who wins when I get into arguments with myself. Anyone out there who could clear this up would be greatly stalked…..I mean appreciated.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    It’s an old traveler trick. Fill up a spare wallet with fake credit cards, junk info, and around $20.00. If you run into a mugger while on business/vacation, just throw the decoy wallet & take off in the opposite direction.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Uhmmm… Your point is? **Snicker!**

  • Sam

    Flip it? So doggy style is worth more?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    I use a decoy wallet as well. I just put the fake credit cards companies send me in the mail and some singles. Inside is a hidden note as well. It says, “now I know where you live”.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I attacked my husband after our first date. He invited me back to his place, I attacked him and he asked me to marry him just a few hours later. :D

  • LeaveMeBe

    It wasn’t stale yet, it was brand new. She should’ve saved the knife play for the 6 month mark.

  • LeaveMeBe

    No, doggie style only means you end up with puppies instead of children. It’s much easier to give puppies away to good homes. :P

  • David

    “aBCotD”?

  • David

    Anyone figure out how many D’D articles have this sentence in them: “Not surprisingly, this wasn’t _______’s first arrest.” ?

  • Sam

    Since NSSS is choosing to stay an enigma on this: a Bad Case of the Dates. Story after story about horror dates.
    Oh, and thanks for that, NSSS, you fucker. My boss is cursing my lack of productivity right about now.

  • newstarshipsmell

    No enigma intended; I guess I just sort of took search engine familiarity for granted.

    “You mean to tell me that I can look for things on the interweb?”

    http://bit.ly/SqukkA

  • LeaveMeBe

    Thanks for this, Sam. I do not click any links or google anything this man puts out there so once I saw this I deemed it safe to go to. But fuckitall, that website is blocked on my work computer. If IT ever figures out what the DD is and blocks me from it, I’ll have to go on disability and just stay home.

  • Abroad

    It was stale: He was already denying it.

  • Rachel Ann

    And you wont get it back?

  • LeaveMeBe

    Yeah, there is that. It was dead and rotting. Smelled bad.

  • JGo555

    Yup, I betcha this is the 1st time this woman has been reported for being crazy date but not the 1st time she’s acted crazy at the end of the date.

  • JGo555

    Yes you will. But you will have to lose a life.

  • newstarshipsmell

    So what you’re saying is… stock up on 1ups?

  • LeaveMeBe

    ALOT.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I’m thinking it didn’t go exactly like he’s claiming. She probably didn’t get hers. That would make me feel all stabby, too.

  • Andyman

    Meh.. I think most of the crazies are on http://www.pof.com – Know why? Because it is free and attracts those who don’t have an electronic method of payment, or even a car. Seriously, they actually ask if you have a car…

  • Andyman

    Classic! lol

  • newstarshipsmell

    Indeed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Now there will be.

  • HotReadingMama

    It’s all fun and games until you get your ass stabbed.

  • Sam

    Yeah, but i guess we kind of expect things coming from you to lead us to the kind of site that will trigger a SWAT team of IT guys to escort one from the building, double time. I guess i was feeling reckless today. Although i did google it with 4 fingers over my eyes and my pinkie getting shredded to pieces between my teeth.

  • Abroad

    No. This was the second date.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Don’t tell him our master plan! *bonks you on the noggin*

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Oops. Sometimes my mouth is faster than my brain. I get no complaints though. ;p

  • LeaveMeBe

    That place is strange.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Anyways, props to you for refusing to edit your comment to fix it. I know there’s some around here that can’t bear to be called out on a typo.
    *studiously avoids looking at @LeaveMeBe:disqus *

  • newstarshipsmell

    What led you to that conclusion? Is it the numerous, inexplicable Chunky Horse references?

    ETA: You know what? Don’t answer that. I’m sure this thread is already testing the limits of Morbid’s patience with off-topic bullshit.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Keep on keepin’ on, ZombieBait.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I did that just to see if you were paying attention.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Last one: I thought Chunky Horse might be your user name over there. :D

  • newstarshipsmell

    LOL, as if I have anything better to do with my freetime besides scrutinize grammar on the Demon.

  • alphatroll

    I believe you’re mistaken; read again more carefully.

  • JGo555

    YOU GOT MY JOKE! YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

  • newstarshipsmell
  • jojo

    Bet he’s glad she showed her crazy side before the 2nd date

  • Abroad

    “When 39-year-old Efren Molina first and Martone first met, they were interested in each other enough to arrange a date to take place a week later.”
    I read “a” as “another”; but I guess it depends on how you define their first meeting?

  • alphatroll

    I’m judging by the title of the article that the first meeting apparently wasn’t a “date”.