Rockland, ME — A 62-year-old man was recently sentenced to five days in jail following an incident earlier this year in which he reportedly bitch slapped his estranged wife in the face with his dick after she refused to have sex with him. rawr.
The victim in the case was apparently staying at the home of her estranged husband, Fred Thomas, this past July when he offered to pay her twenty whole dollars to have sex with him. When she refused his generous offer, he whipped out his member and smacked her upside the head with it.
I, for one, am impressed. Not to mention slightly turned on….
Anyway, Thomas’ attorney argued in court Wednesday the poor man was upset that his marriage of 39 years was ending and his wife was supposedly planning to run off to Pakistan to hook up with some dude she met online.
“This was not his normal conduct,” Defense Attorney Justin Andrus told the court during the sentencing hearing.
Initially charged with domestic violence assault, indecent conduct and unlawful sexual contact, Andrus was asking his client get probation and no jail time. Assistant District Attorney Christopher Fernald was asking for Thomas to serve seven days in jail.
Justice Jeffrey Hjelm agreed with Ferald and said a jail term was appropriate in this case. “This was sexually aggressive conduct. This couldn’t be much more offensive,” Hjelm said. He then sentenced Thomas to 180 days in jail with all but five days suspended, and was placed on probation after pleading guilty to the assault.
The charge of unlawful sexual contact was dismissed but Thomas was ordered to undergo counseling and anger management at the request of his wife.Tags: Assault, Domestic Violence, Fred Thomas, indecent conduct, Maine, peener slap, Rockland