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Milwaukee, WI – Someone was in the right place at the right time on Friday when they captured a brawl between a police officer and a clown outside Milwaukee City Hall.

Police say the clown is a known activist who can often be seen outside government buildings. But on Friday, police were getting calls that the clown was chasing cars with a squirt gun. Luckily, someone just happened to be there filming as a responding officer approached the clown.

“The officer reached for him, and the next thing you know, they’re on the ground, tussling and rolling around. The officer started punching him, and then another officer showed up, and it looked like they were about to arrest him. It was pretty funny,” the witness said. “The clown was resisting, so the cop needed to do what he needed to do to make sure he was safe.”

“What’s going through my head is a cop beating up a clown. How can I not capture this video and show it to all my friends?” the witness said.

I’m not saying that people should place themselves in between a cop and a combative suspect, and I know that a cop fighting a clown isn’t something you see every day, but that last comment by the witness kills me.

While I am glad someone was there to film a clown and a cop fighting, it’s a little scary to think that the first thing that runs through people’s head now days, as they witness someone in the need of help, isn’t to step in and lend a hand but is to pull out their cell phone so they can share the video online.

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  • Sam

    A clown first thing on Monday morning? My, you do enjoy throwing a fox into the henhouse, don’t you @Morbid?

  • Sam

    I always knew those teddy bears were bad news. Lazy biatch, just sitting there pretending not to see the fight.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Clearly a case of Police Brutality, as I am sure @CTCT:disqus and @LeaveMeBe:disqus will agree.

  • Evan Oswald

    weeeeelllll at least the cop didn’t cut off the clowns head and put it in the freezer.

  • CT

    Should have tased his fucking crazy clown ass.

  • techsupp0rt

    This is the first time a clown has ever made me laugh.

  • Cleanskin

    Will the guy get in trouble for using a phone while driving?

  • JohnQknowitall

    Those clowns down at city hall are never up to any good!

  • Heather_Habilatory

    You think it was scared of getting the stuffin’ knocked out of it?

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Downtown Milwaukee, with a (toy) gun, crazy clown is lucky he didn’t get shot.

    Question: If you shoot a clown, do more clowns come out of the bulletholes? o.O

  • LeaveMeBe

    Dammit HH! I just choked on my Rolo.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Not nearly brutal enough. I hope if I ever have a throwdown with a clown someone records it. I can guarantee you it would be one hell of a fight. I’d like to have it to watch over and over in my padded cell.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Okay, which one of you two bitches downvoted me? That shit was funny.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    ROLOOOOOO! lol

  • Heather_Habilatory

    I’m telling you guys, it is SO easy to get a downvote stalker.

  • Simplyatomic

    Am I the only one singing ” Attacckkk of the killer kloooowns” By the Dickies right now?

  • wastintime

    Best question I have heard all day!

  • CT

    It wasn’t this time. I swear. But for calling me a bitch – BAMMMMM

  • Rochell Arnold

    Whole new meaning to you’re going down clown.

  • Merl Allen

    it looked like the cop started the fight

  • Heather_Habilatory

    So, the clown showed up to court….. dressed as a clown…. and got kicked out. He’s re-scheduled to go back in March.

  • CT

    KILL HIM. I don’t care what this story about. I can’t scroll up to read it since it involves a clown but my gut instinct and extreme disdain for clowns brings me to that outcome. God damn it – who is fucking with me by bringing this old fucking story to the forefront? STOP IT

  • Ralph E Dykes