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Mailman Thought Corpse Was Halloween Decoration, Delivers Dead Mans MailDenver, CO – The family of a man who collapsed and died on his front porch say a mailman walked by the dead man but did not call for help because he thought it was a Halloween decoration.

On Nov 2nd, 46-year-old Dale Porch returned home from his graveyard shift but never made it inside. His body was found on the porch by his adult son around noon. His family noted that the mail had been delivered and presumed the mailman must have seen Porch, who had collapsed just a few feet away from the mailbox.

Turns out the mailman did, in fact, see Porch laying on the ground that day. In fact, he walked right by his body to deliver the man’s mail. But before anyone starts berating the mailman over his dedication to his job and lack of compassion, he has a pretty good excuse.

He states he thought the unconscious Mr. Porch was actually a mannequin set out as a Halloween decoration. While the post office is defending the mailman’s actions, calling it an unfortunate situation, they did take him off his route while they investigate.

“We do know the carrier delivered mail to the house that day, and he remembered seeing something he thought was related to Halloween,” the postal service said in a statement. “When the carrier learned that was not the case, he was shocked and extremely upset.” They went on to say that the employee in question was a ”conscientious and dedicated employee” and that their carriers have a long history of assisting customers in neighborhoods they serve.

When Mr. Porch was found, his family says he was still warm, leading them to believe the mailman could have saved his life if he had taken action or called for help. ”I don’t know how he sleeps at night,” said Hedy Porch, the man’s wife, even though she said the mailman even told her that he thought the body was a Halloween prop.

Which, for readers of this site, isn’t that uncommon. We’ve had numerous stories of corpses being mistaken for Halloween props, including a man whose corpse was mistaken for a Halloween prompt by neighbors until it started stinking up the neighborhood, and another man who blew his brains out right outside his front door and mistaken for a gory prop until some trick ‘r treaters walked up to get some candy from it.

Hell, we’ve even had the reverse scenario. Who can forget last year’s “lawnmower accident“ or the women who were charged after they placed a “dead body” on an highway onramp.

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  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    While my mailman is lazy as fuck, this mailman made what looks like an honest mistake. If they want to blame anyone, they need to blame the people who get ultra-realistic decorations for Halloween.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Creepy. His name was Porch and that’s where he met his end. I’m changing my last name to “nestled in her bosom”.

  • SwampDaughter

    Is it just me, or is the wife being kinda cold about the whole thing? “Don’t know how he sleeps at night.” Yeah, me either, because he’s probably traumatized by the fact that he stepped right over a dead body. I’ve seen very convincing props, and like Pagan said, this isn’t even close to the first time a body has been mistaken for a Halloween decoration.

    Not the mailman’s fault. He is probably very disturbed by this — leave him alone.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    oh almost forgot, FUCK YOU.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Aw yeah!

  • Valerie

    Hehe, your last name is Heldman.

  • MyHovercraftIsFullofEels

    I am sure the mailman will get off with nothing terrible since this happens all the time.

    Note to self, do not die or suicide in public view near Halloween

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Exactly!…….Watch out for stumps.

  • http://www.truecrimereport.com CallMeMister

    What pisses me off the most about this story is, he got his mail delivered BEFORE noon? F***ing bastard!

  • CT

    WAIT, you call the mailman lazy but you can’t find a more recent picture of him without a mullet and a 80′s sweater? OHHHHH.

  • CT

    I love my mailman. He is a super cool guy and always goes out of his way. We make sure he likes us too by buying him an expensive bottle of bourbon every year. Maybe they should have rethought that six pack of Schliltz Malt Liquor beer . I’d check the spelling of Schilitz but my two four year olds are whispering behind my back and I’m scared to turn around.

  • CT

    No shit! Bunch of whiners.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    NO. Don’t blame us for being awesome!

  • Heather_Habilatory

    I have dinner, THEN check the mail. wtf?

  • Evan Oswald

    ROP dude……(rest on porch)

  • Heather_Habilatory

    His name was PORCH?! Aaaaa hahahahha. Shiiiiiit.

    As for how the mailman sleeps at night, I wanna know how they all live with their awful hair style choices, and they could have at least swept the cigarette butts off the porch before letting the crew film there. Trashy fucking people.

  • http://www.facebook.com/edward.macaskill Edward Angus MacAskill

    I wonder how he went hours without being missed by his family,who have actual responsibility for his well being but somehow think the mailman is to blame

  • http://www.facebook.com/edward.macaskill Edward Angus MacAskill

    There was only four bottles in that six pack !!

  • buhbam

    OLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/timothymatthewmurphy brain_bomb

    His wife looks like a Halloween decoration as well, and she can talk.

  • slavesher

    She is probably setting up a lawsuit against the post office. Reckless disregard or failure to act…. People will sue for everything.

    BTW good job Pagan!

  • http://www.facebook.com/stacy.sanchez.904 Stacy Sanchez

    Don’t mailmen usually have the same routes everyday? If so, and this was his, wouldn’t it seem odd to him for someone to put out their halloween decorations 2 days after halloween?

  • http://www.facebook.com/timothymatthewmurphy brain_bomb

    If this man still had that mullet and porn stache then we gotta give the mailman the benefit of doubt here.

  • Rachel Ann

    Omg they all look like Meth heads. I mean geez is there a full set of teeth between them all? Secondly, shit happens. I mean its not the mailman’s fault dude took a death dive on his front porch and didn’t know. How come it was the son who had to find his dad DEAD on the porch at 12p.m. what the fuck was going on that no one noticed Dad didn’t make it home from work. If my hubs doesn’t call me or let me know he’s gonna be late coming home. I freak out so why didn’t they do the same?
    Also if I were missing that many teeth I wouldn’t let a camera crew that close to my face.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=529168773 Toy Thompson

    Wow. The family seems as if they are looking for someone to blame. Where were THEY when Porch was lying on the front porch? It takes a coupple of seconds to put mail in that box and leave for the next delivery. It’s not like he had to ring the damn bell and wait for a signature. It’s an unfortunate death. but the mailman is not responsible for not checking out the body he thought was a manequin, finding out it was human (and still warm :-O ) and calling 911!! If indeed it WAS a manequin and he was caught checking it out to make sure it wasn’t warm and didn’t need assistance he would have been on the news in deep shit for trying to steal a fucking Halloween prop!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=529168773 Toy Thompson

    Even cheaper dude!!! They were cans!!!!….BURP!!! Teeheeheeeee! ;-P

  • brandi

    thank you! i thought i was the only one. had it not been there the day before i would’ve thought it out of the ordinary. but, the guy may not have paid much attention til that very day. you just never know

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=529168773 Toy Thompson

    “…porn stache…”………………-_-……….BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!….

  • Andyman

    “Their mail carriers have a long history of assisting customers in neighborhoods they serve.” This has been my experience as well. Growing up, our mailman’s name was Mr. Tadalock and he walked door to door, putting our mail in the mailbox on the porch. One day a garden snake was slithering around the porch and I remember him putting it in a shoe-box for us, to release somewhere else later. You just don’t find that kind of commitment out of people these days. Sigh.

  • come_and_see

    Us American’s are blasted with so much glory stuff that it doesn’t even phase us anymore.

  • t0ofly

    Didn’t this happen last year too? Some guy commit suicide on his porch right before Halloween.

  • newstarshipsmell

    No one’s shown up yet to chastise us all for cracking jokes about his name/face/etc. when we should be ZOMFG THE TRAGEDY!?!?!? I must not have slept in that late. *looks at clock* Okay, I slept in pretty fuckin’ late.

  • newstarshipsmell

    That’s right, thanks for the reminder.

    FUCK YOU, PaganOne!

  • newstarshipsmell

    While the post office is defending the mailman’s actions, calling it an unfortunate situation, they did take him off his route while they investigate.

    Great, now how the fuck is Dale supposed to get his mail?

  • JohnQknowitall

    He may have been saved if he had been recognized as not being a decoration? Maybe not. I am sure the postal worker feels down over this. Why search for ways to make him a villain?

  • salad

    dont make me post my mullet photos…

  • salad

    few more years of gack and she’ll be toothless and perfect…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    I thought you tossed those.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    I thought you tossed those..

  • salad

    yeah gack

  • Simplyatomic

    First thing that came to my mind when I watched the video? That family is looking for a payout and they will sue whomever they can.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sarahl4d Sarah L4d

    Or maybe dude was known for passing out on his porch…?

    His wife is the reason I called the cops a week ago. Two of my neighbours who live across the hall from each other both left their doors open. It was 130am, both are female who live alone. Instantly I thought they had been brutally murdered (thanks Dreamindemon) and didn’t want to be that person the day after who was quoted as saying “Oh, its a quiet neighbourhood, those things don’t happen here” Or “I saw their doors ajar but just figured they left them open” I don’t need anyone suing me! Or the guilty conscience.

    I live in an apartment in a somewhat shitty part of town. I live a block away from the hooker strip. I’m a single woman who lives alone and would hope that someone would think it was weird that my door was left open in the middle of the night. Oh, btw the girls were ok. One was young with especially hard nipples. She wasn’t wearing a bra, and I couldn’t help but stare.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    buaaahahahahahaaaa!!!

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Gack = slang for meth
    Most commonly used as a verb. “I am gacked out.”

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Bring em on. I already have my own personal down-voting stalker-hater.

  • kimbev69

    Oh geesh

  • kimbev69

    You will go while holding some man apparently

  • Patrick Richardson

    That’s a cruel thing to say that the postman could have saved his life. I imagine he feels bad enough without that kind of b.s. Statements like that also indicate to me that their going to sue the poor fellow. As noted by others here doesn’t the family have any responsibility in this.

  • http://www.facebook.com/edward.macaskill Edward Angus MacAskill

    I really hope toxicology, drug and alcohol tests were ordered (not on the mailman)

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    I’ll blame you if I wanna. Neener neener neener! :p

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    One of these days, I’ll learn not to drink anything while I’m reading your posts.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    He probably died after slipping and falling on all of that crap.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Is it time to break out my old avatar?

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Fuck you, PaganOne!

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    When it absolutely, positively, has to get there overnight: Pearly Gates Express!

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Well =P right back atchya!

  • Heather_Habilatory

    LMFAO, right?!

  • Whatevn

    My last name is Love.

    Phew. Good thing everyone hates me

  • newstarshipsmell

    I hope no one abandons any unwanted newborns along his route come January 2nd – he might mistake it for 2013.

  • joshua

    I would have done the same thing as the mailman sadly.

  • JGo555

    ^This is the best comment.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mary.engebretsen.1 Mary Engebretsen

    Maybe they’re trying to set up a lawsuit? Guy was young maybe they had no life insurance. BTW I hate people.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    I’m glad I didn’t know that.. Thanks though.

  • PaganOne

    FUCK YOU TOO. I think I’m going to like it here.

  • LuvsHorror

    Ha ha, you will.

  • LuvsHorror

    Yep, looking to make money off this. Not the mail mans fault. What a skeezy family.

  • buhbam

    Word. Gory stuff too.

  • http://www.truecrimereport.com CallMeMister

    Some people just don’t know how good they got it, huh?

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Probably. However, I do love the Gay Pride Oreo.

  • LeaveMeBe

    *can’t stop laughing*

  • Hellioness

    That’s the perfect time to do it if you intend on scarring some children/innocent bystanders for life though! Don’t crush my dreams man.

  • LadyLeopard

    Damn meth heads, ruining my favorite word for murdering someone. “I’m going to gack that cat if he makes a dash for the door again! *sulk* Now it sounds like I want to drug them.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Hey those four years with my loser ex had to come in handy somehow, eventually.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Meth heads ruin a lot of shit. Cold medicine being the primary one.

  • deadskinmask213

    HOLY SHIT!!!!! IT’S KENNY FUCKING POWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LiloGreen

    “I don’t know how he sleeps at night” Well why didn’t you call the police when you saw him missing and its a shame that he was in your front porch and you didn’t even bother to look outside. Why would you blame the mail man, if i saw a body in front of a porch at daylight and it was close to Halloween i would automatically think that it was a manikin Why? Because is in front of a house which means that if it was a body the family would’ve seen it by now.

  • CT

    Hell, salad – I once had a mullet. I am from PA and it was a requisite to live there in the 80′s.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1616336316 Mary Mahi Mahi

    SwampDaughter is right. How cruel to try to make the mailman feel guilty after all WHY didn’t the wife know where her husband was? Was she at the bar obviously she wasn’t home or was she? His son not hers discovered his dad’s body at noon so where was the wife? Yeah Hedy how do YOU sleep at night? That’s the real question. How ironic!