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Man Accused Of Whipping His Girlfriend With Pet Python

November 7, 2012 at 11:22 am by Morbid

West Springfield, MA – No idea how i missed this one, but thanks to one of our Facebook fans, I have learned a man in Massachusetts was arrested after he beat his girlfriend with his pet python.

Police say 34-year-old Keith Paro got into an argument with his girlfriend as she sat inside a hot tub. Enraged over whatever it was they were fighting about, Paro allegedly retrieved his 4-foot ball python from its cage, then used it to whip his girlfriend.

After beating her with his snake, he tossed the animal into the hot tub, killing it. He also threw a set of temporary stairs at the woman, trashed the house, stole some items, and fled the scene before police arrived. His girlfriend was not seriously injured, suffering bruising to her knees, back, arms and stomach.

Paro would end up turning himself in to police and has been charged with domestic assault and battery, larceny over $250, wanton and malicious damage over $250, and cruelty to animals.

This isn’t the first time we have reported on a man beating his girlfriend with an animal. Back in September, we reported on 42-year-old Michael Jones, the man accused of beating his girlfriend with her own dog.

Since we have readers who whine whenever they click on a story from the front page and find that the link lied and there is nothing to continue reading, I have included one of the best videos ever created.

Tags: Beating, Domestic Violence, Keith Paro, Massachusetts, python

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JGo555

I don’t even like snakes/have nightmares when I see one on tv (thanks for THAT, Morbid) and I am angry that he did that to the snake. I hope her ass moves and never deals with him and that someone knocks him out & tattooes on his face: “Woman Beater” and he can never afford to have it removed.
laurablue87

Sssssscandalous!
laurablue87

I’m sorry, I’m trying to take this seriously, but I just keep reading “man beats girlfriend with snake” and thinking wow, what an ungrateful bitch. Some women (and men) would pay to be pummeled by a man’s snake. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

I like the way you think.
newstarshipsmell

*opens notebook, jots down “JGo: snakes,” puts notebook back away*
CT

If I had a penny for every time my spouse hit me in the face with his snake – well, I’d have lots of pennies.
Pipsmom06

Usually if I am rendered sore by a good snake beating, you will not find me complaining…ah, young love!
Evan Oswald

I beat my wife with my trouser snake occasionally. ooh alright – i don’t – she’d kick my ass.
Hellioness

Can anyone explain to me the train of thought that starts with yelling at your girlfriend and hitting her with a snake? I’m apparently missing some cars here.

Besides, ball pythons are really sweet snakes, and that had to be a horrible way for one to die.
Hellioness

It was a pretty one too… http://www.wggb.com/2012/11/02/man-behind-python-assault-turns-himself-in/?doing_wp_cron=1352042749.2916569709777832031250
brandi

you aresick aren’t you….. i like it
tkaz

Poor snake. He was all, “Wheeeee! I can FLY!!” and then BAM!
Bam bam bam bam!
And then his goose was cooked.
wastintime

I almost forgot about that horribly awesome video! Thanks Morbid!
wastintime

The guy whipped his girlfriend with his snake and ends up arrested? Never would have happened if she remembered the safety word. The world needs a default safety word to end the confusion. May I suggest pineapple embargo?
OutOfBubbleGum

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Ingredients:
1 large 500 gallon pot
1 large human (Hint: For a tender meat eating experience use one women.)
5 Carrots
10 Cans of Fava Beans
1 Celery Stalk

Directions:
Preheat stewing pot at 110 degrees Fahrenheit.
Add ingredients.
Occasionally stir once every 20 minutes. (If necessary, use some portable stairs to stand on.) Use any available household stirrer such as a broken home lamp, picture frame, or snow shovel). In necessary, drive to the store to find one before unwelcomed guest(s), such as police, arrive.
Cook for 2 to 3 hours.

If additional guest(s) arrive, add
1 large 4-foot long ball python that is pre-stuffed with several small white mice. (If available use colored, wild, field mice that contain more nutrition). If desperate, substitute a city type cat sized rat. It is suggested that the snake be living as you tenderize it. Use any method easily available.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

His penis wasn’t long enough?
Chinchillazilla

Ugh, poor animal. Snakes are good swimmers, so I have to assume the beating left it with a broken spine and it drowned in the tub.
Sam

Or it boiled too death…
LuvsHorror

Oh, that poor snake! Heartless bastard.
MyHovercraftIsFullofEels

My 7 yo came up and asked what’s that snake, she loves animals. So I told her the story of the snake beating. And she said “THAT’S JUST WRONG!, Why would someone beat someone with a snake?” “It’s weird”. “Totally weird, I mean it”.
Heather_Habilatory

Fucking great. You’re keeping notes.
Heather_Habilatory

I laughed so hard, I damn near wet myself!
Heather_Habilatory

And the whole time, you’re trying not laugh hysterically, because you don’t want to have to try and explain why it’s funny.
Abroad

“(If available use colored, wild, field mice that contain more nutrition).”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!