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Woman Who Drove On Sidewalk To Pass School Bus Ordered To Wear Idiot Sign  Cleveland, OH – Looks like I lost some readers with my latest Facebook post regarding my run for President and my promise, if elected, to make women take five driving courses a month in order to keep their driver’s license. Someone even took time away from doing housework to call me a sexist asshole. The nerve.

All I was trying to do was keep women from ending up like the one in Ohio who routinely used the sidewalk to pass a stopped school bus who has now been ordered to stand on the side of the road wearing a sign that states she’s an idiot.

For those of you who missed the story, a Cleveland Metropolitan School District bus driver got fed up with a female driver who was in the habit of using the sidewalk to pass his stopped school bus as he loaded and unloaded kids. The driver of the bus, Uriah Herron, contacted police who then set up a trap to nab the woman. You can watch the day she was busted here:

The driver of the vehicle seen in the video was 32-year-old Shena Hardin. After being caught red-handed, she was charged with not stopping for a school bus and reckless operation, charges she plead not guilty to in September. These charges could have gotten Hardin some time in jail if she ended up in front of a jury, so Hardin wisely plead out and agreed to pay $250 in court costs and have her license suspended for 30 days.

But that’s not at all. The judge also handed Hardin some good, old-fashioned public shaming by ordering Hardin to wear a sign in public that reads, “Only an idiot drives on the sidewalk to avoid a school bus.” So if you’re in the area and would like to say hello to Hardin, she will be at the intersection of E. 38th Street and Payne Avenue from 7:45 a.m. to 8:45 a.m. next Tuesday and Wednesday.

So to the woman who called me a sexist asshole, I am pleased that your husband allows you to use a computer next to the oven, but as you can see from this article, I am only trying to help.

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  • shadough

    You know, usually your write ups (when dealing with a lighter subject) are pretty funny. But today? Not so much.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Staves/521875395 Andy Staves

    I think that the public humiliation is a little too far, but what she did is the sign of a true idiot.

    We don’t have to stop for a school bus (in fact we don’t have them) in the UK, but I remember when I lived over there that it was a little frustrating.

    However if she left 5 minutes earlier then she would have missed this bus entirely and avoided this situation entirely

  • Sam

    Stupid on more than one count. She did this like clockwork, every day, with the same bus? Long enough for the bus driver to get so annoyed they called in the police, and long enough to give the video maker AND the police the opportunity to set up a sting? Sheesh.

  • JohnQknowitall

    I think the public humiliation punishment should be an option on the table: jail for endangerment or the “Scarlett Letter” for a short period of time. I just think it is refreshing not to have something other than another baby abuse story. There is an inferior site that seems to deal with that stuff exclusively.

  • Sam

    Why is it always the people with parkinsons who take the video? Keep the fucking phone STILL, man. I’ve got flaming motion sickness sitting behind my desk here.

  • Gee

    How about going down another street. She deserves every bit of Public humiliation if it saves a child’s life.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    I don’t take the time to write these things to entertain you. I write them to entertain me. And I was entertained.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Public humiliation is awesome.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rochell-Arnold/100000587657456 Rochell Arnold

    I think the idiot sign isn’t enough, she should do public service as a crossing guard too and pay fines.

  • Sam

    And what kind of woos-ass car is that she’s driving? It looks like a mobility-scooter version of a Jeep ffs. If she willingly paid money for that, she deserves to be called stupid.

  • JGo555

    Good. Fucking idiot. She should be glad she’s wearing a sign & isn’t going to jail for 2nd degree murder or voluntary manslauter.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Thanks for the heads up. I didn’t watch the video and I’m glad because I have motion sickness also and it usually triggers a migraine. As it is, I just have a blood pressure headache from being upset that this woman got off so lightly for being a self-centered and reckless bitch. I need to go hit something.

  • LeaveMeBe

    No way for one minute would I want her to be in charge of anyone’s safety, especially my child’s. So I have to say ex-nay on the crossing guard suggestion.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Personally, I think she’s getting off light. She should have been charged with child endangerment, too.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Especially when imposed upon adults.

  • BrizeeGyrl

    She should’ve gotten a much harsher punishment. Like a 3 month suspension of her license and 30 days of wearing the sign!!! People just have disregard of another’s life. She didn’t evn slow down, it actually looks as though she sped up. DUMBAZZ !!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rochell-Arnold/100000587657456 Rochell Arnold

    I would say to ensure she’s supervised. Make her ass learn something about children’s safety.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Agreed!

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Just keep entertaining yourself… But, switch hands occasionally!

  • http://twitter.com/vab423 Vicki B.

    Public humiliation was too much? I guess my idea of weeding her out of the gene pool is off the table, huh?

  • chikonanklemonitor

    It’s really hard to post comments while im pregnant carrying this baby on my hip and grinding corn into a fine meal on a stone to feed my family. As soon as my owner, i mean husband comes back with todays fresh kill, I can finally take a break and go beat the laundry against some rocks in the river out back. I love fresh air. Thank you for your forward thinking and for reporting on this dumbass. This is why my man always drives and i just use my barefeet for the breaks when he needs me. asshole. :)

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    I once wore a sign that had letters that were two feet tall that read “id-dee-it.”

    Does this make me a bigger iddeeit?

  • chikonanklemonitor

    Im not a Dr. but my guess is you’re getting those headaches from those big red eyes you have.

  • Coyote

    Watching
    that dumb bitch get pulled over made my day.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    I don’t think it was the sign…

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    You are very welcome and I appreciate your support.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Says the person who has never commented before.

    So you comment just to bitch? STFU and try to write your own damn funny article. Bet you suck at it.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    You know what’s is too far?

    DRIVING ON THE FUCKING SIDEWALK TO GO AROUND A SCHOOL BUS. That self-centered bitch is gonna kill someone some day.

  • Bop

    Ugh! She could have at least hit ONE person! How’s she expect to get the high score? Psssh…girl gamers.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    I always love a good, old-fashioned public shaming. We should be allowed to throw rotten food and garbage at her, too. But she is garbage so she’s used to it.

  • Pipsmom06

    Okay…I am from Ohio, and I got in a car accident after a migraine hit me out of nowhere and I lost vision while driving. They suspended my license for 6 months, and I had to pay $490 in fines. How did she get such a small sentence. She should have been charged wih child endangerment!

  • Pipsmom06

    What kills me is that this was apparently a regular thing, so at some point, I would have started planning better…

  • Andyman

    Or upload it to youtube first and let their little wizard thing tell you, “hey I noticed your video is shaky as hell, want me to stabilize it for you?” Works great.

  • Andyman

    Keep up the good work morbid – all of it!

  • Chinchillazilla

    The only problem I have with these kinds of jokes is that they’re just worn out. Put a new offensive spin on it, man!

  • Athena

    Actually, she has over a hundred comments. I don’t know if all of them are to DD, but all the ones I saw were.

    She’s just a little uptight, is all.

  • LeaveMeBe

    WHO? Me?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    I don’t think it was the driving comment that did it Morbid. I think it was the steak & blowjob comment. She is not a fan of blowjobs because it has the word job in it, some women can’t do ANY job right.

  • CT

    Sometimes my husband, I mean Master, lets me use a laptop behind the door of my locked room (with the windows boarded up of course) after I scrub the toilet with my toothbrush. Fun stuff.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sarah-Silcox-Martin/1460419094 Sarah Silcox Martin

    School buses take the same route every day. I knew last year when I had to drive my son to pre-school that I needed to be out of my development by 8:30 of I would be stuck behind a school bus picking up kids there. And yes, kids take FOREVER to get on the bus and this school bus then continued down a long road stopping several more times. ANNOYING! So I made sure to be out of my development before 8:30. Not hard to do. Easier than driving on a sidewalk.

  • http://www.facebook.com/HamsterNinjaofDOOM Alecia Hendricks

    I get more of my entertainment out of watching people be mad at you and Athena than I do from anything else. Please continue.

  • http://www.facebook.com/HamsterNinjaofDOOM Alecia Hendricks

    A women in my hometown went around a school bus and killed a 7 year old boy trying to cross the street to get on. Taking the risk of killing someone because your few minutes of time is so goddamn important totally deserves some public shaming.

  • http://www.facebook.com/HamsterNinjaofDOOM Alecia Hendricks

    I’m glad my owner locks me up. The world outside my kitchen area is scary and confusing :(

  • shadough

    Fair enough. I can relate to that point of view.

  • shadough

    Wow. If you think my comment was bitchy, then you must be offended easily.
    And I’m not uptight, I just find those women jokes stale. Just an opinion. No need to get personal.

  • wastintime

    She should get a child endangering charge for each child that uses that stop. Or get socked in the neck for each child, each time she passed that bus.

  • Wildheart

    Wait…..world?? Outside??

  • CT

    No, No, it is not fair to make a another person suffer. I cannot imagine Miss ShitforBrains is a joy to be around. Just a guess.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    heh. I love you, Athena.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    You’re the one who got personal when you told Morbid he wasn’t funny.

  • Pyncky

    I’ve been following this site for quite a while and I call bullshite. I think the misogynistic stuff is a light hearted act. Just like I tell blonde jokes to my cousin who is blonde and has a PhD.

  • Pyncky

    I agree she was an idiot for driving on the sidewalk, however I think having traffic stop for kids at school bus stops is counter-productive. They feel safe in acting like wild animals and taking advantage of the fact that the world stops spinning for a brief moment. Then they get on a city bus and forget where they are and get slammed by cars that do not have to stop. (Of course the ones that would be too young to take public transportation alone are exempt. I am talking about kids 10 and older)

    I say let’s let Darwinian Law take out the ones that act the fool before they get old enough to reproduce.

  • Pyncky

    First the little boy who peed in his yard, then the pizza guy who peed on the doorway and then this moron with piss-poor decision making skills. Just a pissy day all around.

  • http://www.facebook.com/perlita.beauford Perlita Beauford

    I like it. Will I have to fill out paperwork if I petition the court to serve other idiots??…lol

  • Twisted1

    This is a real law in Va.

    4. It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1106642961 Alice Hennen

    I didn’t know you had to stop for school buses (I’m Australian, we don’t have the big yellow buses here). Buses are just a nuisance anyway, half the time the drivers pull out without indicating or looking and nearly end up on top of someone. I hate going around them because they don’t look and I hate stopping behind them (I have places to go too!)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1106642961 Alice Hennen

    I don’t get the whole “stop for the school bus thing” It’s perfectly legal to change lanes and drive around the bus (although slowing down to 40km/h when the back lights are flashing) I’m worried that someone teaches little kids that it’s ok to run across the road without looking and not use the crossing. If I’m driving to work and your brat runs across the road, without looking and I can’t stop in time, you can bet your bottom dollar that I would plead not guilty.

  • Coyote

    School bus stops are a safety measure that I’m sure if you ever have kids would agree as necessary, not counter-productive. When my kids were young they would have to cross a busy two-lane highway, and I taught them to look even though cars were supposed to stop. More than once a car
    would fly past that bus going at least 55, which was the speed limit, or even faster trying to get past quicker. Even if I am running late, I never mind stopping for a school bus.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Why yes, that’s what I will start doing tomorrow — reinventing the sexist joke. After that, I’ll see if I can figure out a way work in some racist jokes that have never, ever been told.

  • Jessica Stewart

    Yeah, you fancy-wimmins must be allowed those special lady pens as well

  • Athena

    Ours is a love the down votes will never tarnish.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Walking in front of the car, you say? Hmmmm…

  • LeaveMeBe

    Let’s make Oreoface do it. :)

  • LeaveMeBe

    She isn’t easily offended, she’s just a bitch. We <3 her. :)

  • LeaveMeBe

    *mentally punches you in the crotch, again.*

  • LeaveMeBe

    It IS illegal to change lanes and drive around a school bus here when they are stopped with their lights flashing and the STOP sign engaged. Not all streets have crosswalks, either.

  • Twisted1

    I said to hubby go ahead I could use the life insurance. I will just say hey it was a accident. After all I am a woman driver. Lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1106642961 Alice Hennen

    We have the flashing lights on the back of the bus that tell you to slow down to 40km/h. I would have figured it would back traffic up for ages while waiting for kids to get on and off the bus. We also have the school zones during certain hours that you have to slow down (although kids should watch where they’re going)

  • MyHovercraftIsFullofEels

    In 1981, my best friend was killed because someone didn’t stop for the school bus as we were crossing in front after getting home from school. We lived in an extremely rural area, our street didn’t even have an actual name, just HWY ###. I still have nightmares from attending her funeral. I wish I could remember her being alive and not dead in her coffin. She used to braid my hair on our porch steps. Dammit, now I am crying. Eff you!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1106642961 Alice Hennen

    I’m sorry to hear about your best friend. I’ve known a few kids that I went to school with who got hit by cars. One kid was on a major road when he was hit – and they put in a new crossing because there was no way to get across unless you had a death wish.
    Road safety in schools has improved, with the introduction of the school zones and kids being taught to use school crossings and not to cross the road between parked cars. The major rule of road safety was to wait for the bus to leave before crossing the road. That’s how many kids get hit, because drivers don’t see them and they tend to run out without looking.

  • Pyncky

    I have 4 grandkids. What made you assume I hadn’t had children. I am talking more about teens and preteens who use the fact that people are compelled to stop so they can act like fools. The original post was done tongue-in-cheek, but there is something to be said for learning self preservation.

  • Canuck Gramz

    Awesome video!! Haha! Now if I was in that school bus watching that woman , and watching her get busted, that would close to a perfect day! And the sign she has to wear is just a cherry on the sundae! Oh by the way Morbid, you were wrong to run for president – it was Chuck Norris who should have run.

  • Canuck Gramz

    @CT I’m one of those “good christians” so I won’t tell your husband that you really use HIS toothbrush to clean the potty.

  • Canuck Gramz

    You should see me on Skype with the grandkids. I look like I’m trying to do a Blair Witch Trial thing. It makes the grandkids laugh ( but in one case the grandbaby did puke-right on her Mommy’s keyboard. I was laughing, daughter was not hehe)

  • Canuck Gramz

    Sorry to hear you get migraines!! Nasty things!

  • Canuck Gramz

    @imnitguy:disqus when my daughter in law uploads her vids to youtube they always turn up sideways and she can’t figure out how to fix. Took me a while to figure out why I suddenly get a sore neck every day.

  • Canuck Gramz

    Yes why didn’t she just leave earlier so she was ahead of the bus?

  • Canuck Gramz

    Don’t mess with our heros! Morbid’s got super powers.

  • Canuck Gramz

    Here in Canada it is NOT legal to change lanes and drive around, not sure what the law is in the U.S.
    Alice the kids act like that cuz they’re kids. Whether they are used to the traffic stopping and waiting them to get on or off does not make them run across the road , they’re being kids. They need to be trained about traffic danger. And guess what , none of my kids are brats and neither are my grandkids and if you hit any of them with that attitude I’d be running your car over you several times.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1106642961 Alice Hennen

    Trust me, I would be absolutely traumatised if I ran over and killed someone. But to do time, because the child chose to put themselves in danger, running across the road without looking or using a perfectly good crossing, and I couldn’t avoid hitting them because I was travelling at 80km/h and they darted out of nowhere – I would be beyond furious as well as overcome by guilt (even though it wasn’t my fault) that it was an accident that could cost me my freedom. Children need the safety lessons so that they don’t put themselves in such dangerous situations, because it’s not just their own life that they would affect if they did something silly.

  • CT

    Good thinking.

  • CT

    Wait. So not only am I a woman and therefore automatically a bad driver but I’m Catholic too so I must be a menace to society. Damn.

  • newstarshipsmell

    I am fairly certain that there is nowhere in the US where it is legal to drive 80mph besides on the Interstate highways. Even in Montana, the highest speed limit I saw on a US or state highway was 70mph.

    I am also fairly certain that school buses do not stop and drop off kids on the Interstates anywhere.

    If you kill some kid doing eighty miles per hour down a street, save all your fury for yourself. That accident would be entirely your own fault for speeding recklessly. Slow the fuck down. Just because it is illegal for pedestrians to jaywalk does not remove your responsibility to avoid striking them in the street, which you are far less likely to accomplish when driving way over the speed limit. Children do a lot of stupid, thoughtless and dangerous things that they can’t be held entirely accountable for, because… they’re children, and they lack the faculties of adults. So therefore, it’s adults’ responsibility to take care around kids. Hence the slow zones around schools and requirements to stop for stopped buses.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Fuck you both.

  • CT

    Morning, sunshine.

  • newstarshipsmell

    More like, where-the-sun-don’t-shine, right?

  • CT

    You got me with that one. Can’t argue with it.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Hey there! Nice to see you again. :)

  • LeaveMeBe

    ;)

  • LeaveMeBe

    It can back traffic up, trust me! Our buses also have to stop at all railroad tracks. Isn’t it strange how we just kind of assume that the way it is where we are is the way it is everywhere else?

  • LeaveMeBe

    Nice of you to place this where there is a chance I wouldn’t see it. *ruffles your hair and gives you a wet willy*

  • newstarshipsmell

    Okay, just for that, I’m downvoting both of you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    It’s ok, I understand why you concentrate so hard on my crotch. ;p

  • LeaveMeBe

    As if! You are so juvenile. OK, so am I for the crotch punching stuff. But it really was a punch, no fiddling involved. :)

  • FrikkenFrak

    Seriously, Morbid, if you lost readers over THAT post, they couldn’t have been regular, long-time devotees anywho. Anybody who’s been here a while should know better.

  • wastintime

    It says woman. I’m positive Shena was a man.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1106642961 Alice Hennen

    Ok, ok I may have stirred up some disagreements here. First of all, I am Australian and therefore don’t understand US traffic laws (apart from the seatbelt thing). Having done a quick search about it, I notice that the laws are really different per state!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    …this time..

  • GGMon

    Ugh, that picture alone makes me want to punch her in the head.

  • chikonanklemonitor

    u know in parts of Nome they believe owls are associated with missing people….. WHOoo

  • chikonanklemonitor

    I love racist jokes! (raises hand) ME FIRST ME FIRST!!!!!

  • LeaveMeBe

    Didn’t know that interesting bit. I grew up being told by my grandparents that hearing or seeing an owl was a harbinger of death.

  • chikonanklemonitor

    i left off the really interesting part about how the “missing people” are missing because they have been abducted by ALIENS! Tru. They made a movie about it. I met people (tiny little eskimos) from Nome when I was in prison and they told me the movie is for the most part factual. SO- harbinger of death is cool but ALIEN abduction is even cooler…WHOO WHHOOOO

  • Twisted1

    She was asked if she wanted to apologize for her actions. She said I don’t owe none ya all nothin.

  • Gungadine

    She’s just another Monkey animal