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PIEDMONT, OK — I don’t know if there is more going on with this story or Piedmont is so free from crime that the cops there have nothing to do — but one police officer issued a woman a $2500 ticket after her 3-year-old son took a leak in his own front yard.

Be sure to remind yourself that the following info is coming only from one side, but the mother of the boy says her toddler was in the front yard when he did what real men do and stopped what he was doing to take a piss in the front yard.

“Dillan pulled down his pants to pee outside, I guess, and the cop pulled up and asked for my license and told me he was going to give me a ticket for public urination,” said the boy’s mother, Ashley Warden. The boy’s grandmother said the officer didn’t care that the boy was 3-years-old, that it was still public urination.

They also say they live in a rural area on two-acres of land, but that this particular officer parks his car at the end of their street on a daily basis. According to Warden, when they asked why that is, the officer said it’s a public street and he wants to park there.

Warden has filed a complaint with the police department, which the department didn’t accept, and plans on fighting the ticket when they have to appear in court next month.

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  • xNikkiLynnx

    WTF? I know I might get made fun of for this but I was at an ATM with my son when he was about 3, and without saying anything he just pulled his pants down and peed on the machine. Pretty damn embarrassing, but how do you stop him once he has started peeing? We had a talk about where it is ok to pee after that. Sure glad I didn’t have to pay $2500 for it….

  • Cops like this are a shame to the force. Someone may have been getting killed while he was busy writing a peeing ticket for a 3 year old. He is obviously drunk with power. They need to demote him to parking offenses.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Jeez, he was probably looking for an excuse to fine that family. Asshole cop.

  • Rachel Ann

    What little guy hasn’t dropped trou is public for a little impromptu waterworks show. Its what boys do but maybe this cop has a vagina coz he sure is acting like one by fining them $2500 for this.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Little boys do stuff like this, even when you try and explain appropriate/inappropriate behavior to them, because they are kids and don’t give a damn. When my son was around this kids age, we were on our way back from town and headed to Luby’s for dinner. My boy piped up that he had to pee so I told him as soon as we got to Luby’s he could go and we were almost there. His sister was one and in a carseat and I didn’t want to fiddle with pulling into a store, dragging her out and the whole rigamarole. We got to Luby’s, my son got out of the car and as I got my daughter out and straightened up I look over to see him facing a major highway, standing on the curb, pissing into the grass during 5 o’clock traffic. Of course I laughed and asked him why he didn’t wait until we got the to bathroom and he said, “You told me I could go when we got to Luby’s and we are here.” He got me on that one.

    This cop needs a good old fashion ass-whooping for being a piss poor poopy head.

  • Probably right. What cop stalks a street that isn’t a known drug/gang/doughnut shop locale?

  • laurablue87

    Wow! Just wow. A ticket for a little boy taking a leak in his yard? Next thing you know, I’ll be ticketed for my daily dumps in the Walmart toy aisle. This world is getting more cray cray by the day.

  • CT

    That kid must have one hell of a penis for a 3 year old for this cop to notice it across the street. Way to go big boy!

  • My son peed in a park at the same age. Give me a break. Its like a police state already. Back off cops! There are rapists in lincoln park. There are killers out there. Go deal with that and leave little peeing boys alone.

  • Andyman

    That anchor Amanda does have a crazy hair-do. Looks like the left side is half as long as the right. And clearly the cop is a douche.

  • ultracreep

    I worked at Walmart as a teen, in the shoe department. One evening, I walked down the back aisle to see that someone had laid a rather large turd on the floor, with no evidence of anything used to wipe with at all. Now I figure that may have been you, or do you strictly stick to the toy dept? lol

  • sugarpie

    Geez, must be a whole force of douche’s in this town.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    After a landslide loss to her opponent, Hillary stood before the Supreme Court, on Tuesday, November 4th, 2044, demanding that her opponent was not qualified to be president due to his past conviction for public urination.

  • tkaz

    I can’t tell you how mortified I was when my then 3 yr old dropped trou in my mothers backyard & peed all over her plants. On Easter Sunday.
    ANYWAY…we all know that boys do this….but we DON’T know why this cop parks on a rural road everyday waiting for some minor offense.

  • tkaz

    Amanda’s hair looks like a soft serve swoop to me, mmmmm swirl cone craving suddenly….

  • LeaveMeBe

    The ones like my ex-husband who don’t want to work and are afraid they might get called out on a real call and then they would piss their pants because they’re are nothing but a cowardly bully deep down inside.

  • laurablue87

    That was my old stomping ground until some asshole (you??) told me to take my shit somewhere else. So I moved 3 aisles over. I can take a hint.

  • daMonBrooks

    That is the hair of a lady who recently got laid. Way to go amanda.

  • Your ex sounds like a jackass. I know some ways to get back at him….. ;p

  • Sam

    Tell the truth. You were hoping the machine was going to short out and shower you with bills, weren’t you? 😉

  • Sam

    So i’m guessing the cop was angry about losing the pissing contest?

  • curiousalways

    Morticia with a little curl in her hair.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Oh, he is, and that BS about his job is just the tip of the iceberg. As for getting back at him, he’s just not worth the effort, if that tells you anything. 😉

  • Is there anything wrong with having a vagina? It’s not an insult.

  • IamObsolete

    The cop is a dick for fining her, but the fine was only $50, not $2500.

  • Whatevn

    LOL, Please stop, I dont want a fine, myself. Ive been known to piss a little when I laugh.

  • Jessica Stewart

    Don’t you mean he’s *piss-drunk * with power? lol

  • understandingoverignorance

    This is an abuse of power what a crying shame….Man they should take this to court because that officer needs to get his head examined.

  • Officer just thinking ahead first in peeing,then it’s rape.Next thing you know he’s high on meth in a chuckie cheese with a dead hooker and a clown nose up her butt :O. Man need a promoting,stopping crime early and thinking ahead.

    But serious….What’s next are we going to give mothers breast feeding in public hard time?

  • xNikkiLynnx

    Lol I was hoping the little camera on top was too high up to get a good picture of him doing it actually 😉

  • Wolf_of_Mars


  • There was a similar case of a mum being fined because she let her 3 year old son go all over the footpath! However, in a yard I don’t think it would matter because it’s private – but going all over the footpath where people are walking is disgusting. Kids should be taught to pee in a toilet – not on the grass, footpath or in a pot plant. It’s like training a cat to use a litter tray!

  • Rachel Ann

    Absolutely nothing wrong with having a vagina. I have one and I am damn proud. This guy should have seen it as boys being boys and not a fine able offense. Dick head.

  • Edward Richtofen

    the cop is stalking the mother.

  • wastintime

    That cop has a pissy attitude.

  • Canuck Gramz

    @laurablue87:disqus Pun intended (STOMPing ground) or happy accident?

  • chikonanklemonitor

    That would really piss me off. 🙂
    Someone needs to teach that boy to aim!

  • newstarshipsmell

    Yeah, if kids aren’t injuring anyone or damaging property (or running the risk of doing either) it really should be common sense to let the piddling matters slide. WTF.

    On a side note, my best friend and I thought it would be hilarious to piss into the street each time cars came passing by. And, since we had all the genius of six year olds, we did this at the end of my block, directly across the street from our elementary school, less than 100 feet from my house. Naturally, someone recognized us right away and called my friend’s mom, who showed up screaming at him and dragged his ass home promptly. I can’t even remember how my parents punished me, but apparently he was so mortified by his mom catching him red-handed, that when they got home he jumped into bed and hid his face in his pillow while she yelled at him about it. Never suggested it again.

  • LeaveMeBe

    LOL! Some parents are way too uptight. You telling me this reminded me of another time when my dad was keeping my kids and he walked past the bathroom in time to see my son (age 6) aiming up and around and all about and peeing all over the walls and countertop instead of the toilet he was standing in front of. He asked what he was doing and my son told him that he was trying to kill a mosquito that was in there with him. My dad asked him if he had gotten it and my son told him he wasn’t sure. 😀 My dad laughed so hard and ended up calling me right away to tell me about it. We still tell that story and all of us get a big kick out of it. I am so thankful that I have a family with a sense of humor.

  • newstarshipsmell

    I was terrified of urinals when I was a primary-grader for some reason. The other boys made fun of me for using the toilet to piss, and harassed me into using the urinal instead one day in second grade. As I was nervously pissing into it with my shit aim, one of them asked me some question… and without thinking I totally turned around to answer him. It was awesome. They stopped pestering me about the urinal after that. The teacher was like WTF when she saw/smelled him.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Is there anything wrong with having a head shaped like a dick?

  • Very nice! *high-five

  • newstarshipsmell

    Well, that’s how cops work in the real world. If you wanna operate without a valid watersports license, you gotta pay off the local cops, to avoid the fines.

  • JGo555

    Mom, next time, tell him to turn around.

  • JGo555

    By going with what this woman said, it also sound like Officer Uptight is one of those assholes by the book cops that is an all around asshole OR he has a thing for someone that lives in that house. If it’s the 2nd, then he has be spurned in his advances and is now taking it out on ANYTHING he can do to make whoever lives in there to date him.
    I know, my head is filled with romance novel shitty plots!

  • JGo555

    To the mom:
    He’s peeing by himself at 3? POtty training victory!!!

  • hmm, peeing is a watersport for you huh? Hope you at least wear goggles.

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    Oklahoma Criminal Law: Every person who willfully and wrongfully commits any act which grossly injures the person or property of another, or which grossly disturbs the public peace or health, or which openly outrages public decency, including but not limited to urination in a public place, and is injurious to public morals, although no punishment is expressly prescribed therefor by this code, is guilty of a misdemeanor.

    If you’re caught relieving yourself in public you could face a misdemeanor charge and a $200 fine.

    So… barely fits the statute and the fine is over the top! Interesting to see if the judge actually does anything to this stalking, power hungry douche.

  • The police chief says the officer should have handled it better.

    The bathroom battle has Piedmont’s mayor quoting Forrest Gump.

    “I have been vilified for saying this, but stupid is as stupid does, and this was just stupid,” Mayor Valerie Thomerson said.

    The $2,500 ticket that Dillan’s mother was received when he attempted to “go” in their front yard is a “no-go” in Piedmont.

    The police chief is investigating, but said the officer should have used better judgment.

    “The fact that, there is no way on earth that they’d have to pay $2,500 for that situation. Maximum fines are set by the state,” Chief Alex Oblein said.

    Yet, on election Tuesday, people across the nation were casting their vote for Dillian’s right to go.

    “I have heard more jokes about ‘Peedmont’ today, some of them have frankly been hilarious,” Mayor Thomerson said.

    The chief went to the family home to personally apologize. He ensured the ticket was thrown out, and is investigating both sides.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Sorry, that was the best use of the double entendre I could come up with given the context. It admittedly wasn’t a very good joke.

  • Thought so, had to rake you over the coals for it a bit though. Wouldn’t want you to MESS YOURSELF over it although that DEPENDS on how the info STREAMS into your brain….that’s all I got….wakka, wakka.

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    First time I read this, I thought you wrote “pants” – and was STILL OK with it! haha. Just skimmed on by thinking “wow, I wish he/she would have elaborated on her reaction!” lol

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    I hope his investigation focuses more on the cops antics than the kid and the mom. Parking on her block daily; obviously watching way too closely inasmuch as he was able to get to the lawn before the kid actually began peeing!; writing a bogus ticket and then (giving her the courtesy of) writing in great big numbers at the top of the ticket how much it would cost her?? He’s seriously off his noodle on this one. Need to check out ALL the recent tickets he’s written (that is, if he ever left this block to do so!)

  • wastintime

    If that’s true then he fails stalking 101,he is supposed to be nice to the stalkies children , not harass them. It’s page 136.section 9 of the stalkers handbook. I’m looking right at it.

  • kimbev69

    I read a diff article that said it was someone elses yard