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NYPD Officer Allegedly Intended To Rape, Cook and Eat WomenForest Hills, NY – Gilberto Valle, a married 6-year veteran of the New York Police Department, was arrested in Queens yesterday on charges that he was conspiring to kidnap, rape, cook, and eat a number of female acquaintances.

Pretty much all the evidence against the 28-year-old Valle is in the form of e-mails and instant messages which discussed his plans to “kidnap, rape, torture, kill, cook and eat body parts of a number of women,” according to the complaint against the officer.   Though Valle, who works at the 26th Precinct in Manhattan, never actually followed through on any of his plans, the evidence was enough to officially charge him with federal kidnapping conspiracy.

It’s pretty clear that Valle put some serious thought into his plots though.  In one conversation with a co-conspirator, he mentioned that he would like cook someone “over a low heat, keep her alive as long as possible,” according to the complaint, which describes two specific plans.

The first plan allegedly involved a $5,000 kidnap-for-hire in which Valle believed that his customer was interested in raping the woman in question.

“Just so that you know, she may be knocked out when I get her to you,” Officer Valle wrote, according to the criminal complaint. “I don’t know how long the solvent I am using will last but I have to knock her out to get her out of her apartment safely.  She will be alive.  It’s a short drive to you.  I think I would rather not get involved in the rape.  You paid for her.  She is all yours and I don’t want to be tempted the next time I abduct a girl.”

Valle was also apparently not willing to negotiate on the $5,000 price, stating that the abduction was “very risky and will ruin my life if I am caught.”

A forensic investigation of the officer’s computer yielded files pertaining to at least 100 women.  Of the ten to whom the FBI have spoken thus far, all were at least acquaintances of Valle.  Another file seemed to describe a “blueprint” for “abducting and cooking” a woman.

Though Valle never followed through with any of his plans, it would seem as though he was intending to do so.  He actually had a lunch with a woman he was allegedly targeting and reported the meeting back to his co-conspirator, though little is known about what happened before or afterward.

If I had one word of advice for Mr. Valle, it would be to avoid a rape-then-cook scenario.  Though I’ve never tasted human flesh, I have had pork, which is supposedly similar, and semen makes a terrible marinade.  You’ll just have to trust me on that.

I will leave you with this little snippet of an online conversation Valle reportedly had with his co-conspirator…you know, just to creep you out a bit:

“I love that she is asleep right now not having the slightest clue of what we have planned,” Valle allegedly told a co-conspirator in a July 9 instant message. “Her days are numbered. I’m glad you’re on board. She does look tasty, doesn’t she?”

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  • Wolf_of_Mars

    I’m as big a fan as there is of tasty women, but my thing doesn’t involve kidnap, rape, torture, killing or cooking them.

  • kimbev69

    Just eating lol

  • curiousalways

    Funny, right before I read this I had just sent my boyfriend an email about Halloween. It read ” I’m going as an Eskimo and you could go as a Zombie that “only eats
    Eskimos”. :-) “. Somehow reading this story took the fun out of my idea.

  • curiousalways

    How about cooking for them? :)

  • tinalib13

    lol Eskimo pie! ;-P

  • come_and_see

    My plan is to kidnap a woman, put a ring on her finger, and have her cook, kidnap, rape, torture me for the rest of my life.

  • curiousalways

    you’re the best! Have to use that.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    I’m the one that does almost all of the cooking here, as I’m a better cook than my wife & enjoy it.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    And, your point is? LOL!

  • http://twitter.com/vab423 Vicki B.

    Half a mil? Totally worth it.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Mmmmmm!

  • tinalib13

    Well at least you didn’t down vote me! I’ve been getting a lot of those lately. /-:

  • Bop

    -he would like cook to someone “over a low heat, keep her alive as long as possible”

    Of course. As soon as she dies, so does the flavor.
    It’s better to just hire a professional for these types of situations.

  • CT

    The really fucked part of this story for me was that he was using the police department’s computer systems to track these women and gain personal information on them. Why couldn’t he just use e-harmony like everyone else? What a waste of government resources.

  • curiousalways

    Me too! I just told someone else on here that I need to put my big girl panties on and get over my hurt feelings on my down votes.

  • NY_Mommy

    Facebook is pretty resourceful too. How easy to grab one when she documents her every movement. Going to the gym. Having dinner. Meeting up with the besties!

  • tinalib13

    I know right? I feel like a have a down vote stalker! We just have to not let the meanos bother us. We can have each others’ backs sister!!

  • tinalib13

    Or match.com. I see those dumb commercials all the time.

  • Athena

    It’s common knowledge that the law enforcement field is attractive to sociopaths, but this is pushing the envelope… just a bit.

  • NY_Mommy

    I like how he’s all, I can’t go lower than $5000 because if I got caught it would ruin my life. Hmmm, your life is worth $5000. At least he’s already aware that he’s worthless.

  • http://www.truecrimereport.com CallMeMister

    Can I be your co-conspirator? That word has such a dastardly ring to it!

  • curiousalways

    And while you’re watching my back, can you make sure it doesn’t get slow cooked and eaten? lol

  • JGo555

    Im glad they caught this fuckwitz.

  • Whatevn

    At first I was really leaning toward him just BSing. Most vore talkers are morbid but they dont do anything.

    …Yeah I know people into vore. Want to make something of it!? HM?! /leaves

  • come_and_see

    You honestly would be surprised at how much information is available publicly. I was doing some research into homes and taxes in my area and you just type in an address on free government websites and it lists the persons name and you can even look up public documents showing phone numbers, addresses, etc. Now I know how to stalk… I mean background check people.

  • David

    ummm… who are all of these co-conspirators? Seems we need to know who those are too. There’s more than one sick fuck here.

  • tinalib13

    Slow cooked, bar-b-qued or roasted. I got it girly! :-D

  • newstarshipsmell

    I just downed you for the first time, just for the hell of it ;P

  • Anon Ymous

    Semen makes a terrible marinade! Raping, cooking and eating women brings the LULZ! I wish these authors would see the relationship between the way they talk about women and crimes against women, and the way people like Valle view women…they are one and the same! Way to demonstrate the patriarchy in all its ‘harmless’ glory. This would be a great topic for a college paper.

  • newstarshipsmell

    So I was sitting in my psychotherapy orientation group meeting this afternoon, and after the wrap-up they were calling individuals out to schedule their initial sessions. The guy next to me flips his phone open, and a minute later says to the rest of us “Some cop in New York was caught by the FBI planning to kidnap, torture, kill, and eat one hundred women. And we’re the ones who are crazy?

    The first thought in my head was “I wonder whether it was Pete or Morbid who wrote this one up.”

  • tinalib13

    You downed me? Well shit that felt good! Do it again….again!!!

  • tinalib13

    I love all of you too!

  • JGo555

    Ladies and germs, I was the first down vote for Oh So Original Anon Ymous.
    Let’s all look at him/her and congratulate her on being the newest troll.
    We don’t give a fuck.

  • Sam

    I didn’t look at who did the write-up before starting to read, got down to the semen marinade, and knew instantly it was Pete… ;)

  • Sam

    How many times has his wife, before an evening out, asked him “how do i look?” – and for him to answer something along the lines of “yummy”? How many shivers are crawling up her spine right about now?

  • Vannessa

    Semen marinades are not gender specific, you putz.

  • MissTrix

    Did you get lost on your way to Jezebel or something?

  • Anon Ymous

    Only trolls I see are these too idiots who responded. It’s called critical thinking, you should try it sometime, except you won’t cuz you’re a troll. I’m jealous of your name though it’s so original, JGo555, why couldn’t I think of that?

  • Chinchillazilla

    I play a game to see if I can ID writers without looking at their names. 9 times out of 10, yes.

  • Wildheart

    I do the same thing!

  • Wildheart

    I can see there are more than “too” idiots around here.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Maybe it’s time to loosen your britches a bit. You are taking a very feminazi view on these write-ups. When it comes to comedy, nothing is taboo or untouchable. You may not like this particular brand of humor but that doesn’t mean the writer needs to avoid offending you. You have the option not to read and enjoy these articles like the rest of us. We won’t even look down on you for it. However, sitting on a high horse looking down your nose at others is more offensive (in my opinion) than the intent of the joke. You then make a post stating what you believe is offensive about it in an attempt to sway others to “your side” of the argument. You won’t find a very sympathetic audience for that here. Also, as a fan of comedy in general, please don’t continue to try impeding it’s progress or use simply because you are offended by it. There are many other options for you besides voicing your displeasure……like making sandwiches for example.

  • brandi

    two and 2 are also keys on your keyboard, and if you like that shit, just stay on this site and you will have a feild day. you non humor having, uptight, stick in your ass, emotional piece of work you.

  • newstarshipsmell

    “Do you enjoy torturing yourself and setting yourself up for failure? Just curious.”

    You never answered my question.

  • Athena

    Right?!? Christ.

    News does not create criminals. Movies, music, paintings, jokes, video games… no not create criminals.

    Please, Anon Ymous, go back to your Women’s Studies research.

  • David

    heh… “sandwiches”.

  • chikonanklemonitor

    OMG The FEDS are everywhere! Damnit you can’t even hire the police to do your kidnapping anymore, I just don’t know what this world is coming to anymore. IM SO SCREWED

  • bethied

    Lol yeah, I 100% agree with everything you just said. Perhaps that’s why i found it a bit amusing that he was described by colleagues as “just an average officer, nothing remarkable in either direction.” …Just your average cop.

  • bethied

    Lmao, excellent point.

  • Sam

    If you have to ask where the point is, maybe that’s why you never get to stop eating.

  • scud420

    not sure if he’s really got the balls to follow through with it… but he sure does have the teeth.

  • JohnQknowitall

    On a brighter note: at least he wasn’t going to waste anything.

  • NY_Mommy

    Damn it, I never even heard of ‘vore’. Fuck, headed to Google.

  • Justagirl

    You’re not really THIS stupid, are you?

  • Justagirl

    “It’s called critical thinking, you should try it sometime”

    Geee, I’d love to. But I have a pie in the oven right now..

  • Pipsmom06

    This makes me think hard about the delicious pot roast my ex husband used to make…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kelly-Zedeker/1404170232 Kelly Zedeker

    I think you’re being two hard on her

  • Heather_Habilatory

    “I love that she is asleep right now not having the slightest clue of what we have planned,” Valle allegedly told a co-conspirator in a July 9 instant message. “Her days are numbered. I’m glad you’re on board. She does look tasty, doesn’t she?”

    o.0

  • Heather_Habilatory

    That’s why I say “I WENT to dinner with my besties!”
    One step behind, mofos.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Same.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    who would downvote that?! LOL

  • Heather_Habilatory

    This is the AVERAGE cop?! Fuuuuuuuuuck

  • LeaveMeBe

    The downvote thing has gone crazy on you! I’m starting to get a complex because I don’t get any anymore. (Wait, that came out wrong, I meant I no longer get downvotes.) I don’t know what you did, but don’t let them hurt your feelings, hun. It’s not like the people down voting you matter anyway. Except NSSS, and he just has to act an ass sometimes, but he’s an affectionate ass.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Dammit woman. Get back in the kitchen!

  • LeaveMeBe

    I bet even it’s sammiches would suck.

  • LeaveMeBe

    So much for that college paper, eh? :P

  • LeaveMeBe

    Because she is one of a kind. Trust me. :)

  • LeaveMeBe

    Well, aren’t you just a little buzzkill.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Darlin’, I never get “lockjaw,” and, I’ve almost gotten my ears torn off a few times.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    You’re right. The whole bit about “down-voting” has gotten nuts. I rarely down-vote.

  • newstarshipsmell

    I hope you had fun learning about furries.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/ZE2QKDYSRBM3RRYZTCYSUZVPNU DumpFacebook

    Semen is bad.. MMMMMMKay?

  • takurospirit

    He was stalking and gathering information on the women which is of course frightening, but I too want a list of these co-conspirators. Not saying this guy is doing so, but when I realized that my boss at a place of previous employment began reading my emails after I made the mistake of checking a Yahoo! account at work (I’m an idiot), I started writing all kinds of ridiculous shit. Just for fun.

  • LilHoney

    If you think its so offensive there are other sites where you can watch cute little animals acting all cute, and you can continue pretending the world is all rainbows and all the bad people look like trolls and all that crap. No these authors are not one and the same, a little twisted,sure, but not criminals. On this site the majority of the readers happen to love these writers styles of writing, it’s informative, entertaining, and sometimes compassionate, and this woman likes it just as it is. :)

  • LilHoney

    Now I’m hungry lol

  • LilHoney

    Maybe you were too busy with that critical thinking?

  • CT

    ACT?

  • CT

    Too for the price of one.

  • joshua

    I’m confused. Do you want her to cook you or cook FOR you?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=529168773 Toy Thompson

    Count me in for that too lol

  • Gee

    You keep bitching about the same bullshit yet here you are again reading another story on DD. If you find it so offensive go away. Now I know your just an idiot cause only an idiot would keep coming back for punishment.

  • Gee

    @wildheart63:disqus @LeaveMeBe:disqus @CTCT:disqus You guys are so mean. LMAO I imagine it would be hard to write a college paper if you don’t even know the difference between to, too, two . Bhwahahahaah

  • Gee

    Why aren’t the co-conspirators named?

  • Andyman

    No shortage of information on Farcebook. …We’re enjoying our beach vacation, please rob our house as we share our beach photos in real time!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=529168773 Toy Thompson

    They come in colors now? To match every outfit? I have GOT to get one of those!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=529168773 Toy Thompson

    A little bit of this…& a little bit of that……(GAG!)

  • CT

    Yes, I love when people update their profile with those check ins. My neighbors went out of the country for two weeks and even posted that they left a window open.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=529168773 Toy Thompson

    Gee!!!! Oh how I love you!!! LMAO!

  • CT

    I had more but I didn’t want to beat a dead horse with “two” many jokes. You know you love me, @Grace413:disqus.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=529168773 Toy Thompson

    This shit gets tiring! But you know what? He took an oath “to” (Did I get that right Gee? lol) Protect and “Serve”!! He’s just trying to do a part of his job people!!! You know, keep his word & all. I see a good defense strategy here? Pete?

  • Gee

    G ahead Beat it! Well I think in honor of @google-1a2eda22d9c4b5457a89cc42baeae5d8:disqus I will use the Wrong to, too, two in all my sentences today! :o )~

  • CT

    Oh – for – Christ’s – sake. Get a fucking sense of humor. I cannot believe that I even have to explain this — people joke about subjects that make them uncomfortable or things that they just can’t believe would happen. I am a woman and it drives me fucking insane when a woman can’t take a fucking joke. I’m not saying that a woman should be OK with legitimate harassment but OMG, stop making a big deal out of everything. I do not know Pete personally but I do know from reading his stories that he is fucking hilarious and doesn’t take all of a this shit BS to heart.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Now how the hell do you expect her to answer this? LOL!

  • Texas Ranger

    Great Plan!!! Don’t forget to burn 1/2 your shit, because it’s gonna disappear after a few years anyway, whether you like it or not.

  • Gee

    Are you stalking me? LOL

  • LeaveMeBe

    Easy there, brushfire. Gee is MY girl. >:/

  • CT

    I got dibs on Gee. @LeaveMeBe:disqus and @Grace413:disqus are part of my girl band – that’s what I call it to confuse the guys.

  • Gee

    Good Question Josh ha ha

  • LeaveMeBe

    <3

  • Sam

    Hmm. I never thought about this before but it’s suddenly hit me that the amount of property lost by hubby is inversely proportionate with the amount of weight gained by the wife. Could it be that i didn’t listen properly to the wedding vows and should have devoured the couch and PS3 by now??

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Wouldn’t mind a lil honey myself. ;p

  • Gee

    Obviously not if it requires an answer that you know the difference between to, too, two!

    I am killing myself this morning….. :o )~

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    That’s what happens if the panties are wound so tight that you can’t see straight. She needs to go commando and be freeeee!

  • http://www.facebook.com/waddadumchet Wadda Dumchet

    What happenned to cops just eating doughnuts?

  • Texas Ranger

    Damn it’s to freakin early to try to figger out what inversely means. So I’m gonna answer…..Maybe.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Well, think about the size of the truck compared to the size of the driver’s penis, and you’ll figger it out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/velvetrooster Velvet Rooster Jones

    you lie, sperm is delicious

  • Texas Ranger

    Oh Ok, where does wheel size fit into that whole penis equation?? You know, asking for a friend and all…

  • http://www.facebook.com/That.Girl.Has.Tattoos Savage Von Drachenberg

    NYPD needs to fucking do something about their crazy fucked up officers running about. I rafoose to tolerate this any longer.

  • Gee

    The bigger the wheel size the smaller the Penis. Come on Texas everyone knows that.

  • Texas Ranger

    Oh good, my tricycle wheels are sending out the perfect message.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    I like the way you spell “refuse”, it makes me pronounce it like a rasta mon.

  • Gee

    Are they… Because any fantasy I had going on with you just went out the window visualizing you on a Tricycle. Just sayin :o )~

  • lizard_spock

    Well he did take an oath to the city of New York to protect and SERVE…

  • newstarshipsmell

    Extending the inverse proportion concept to tricycle wheels would seem to suggest that you have disproportionately gigantic balls.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Elephantitis

  • Texas Ranger

    I do have flames down the side and fringe hanging off the handlebars if that helps any….

  • Texas Ranger

    You know….that’s what the vet said…didn’t believe him tho.

  • Diane McMillan

    I am astounded that the comments on here are all jokes about the less than finer points of marriage as opposed to the loss of basic humanity this individual has had.

  • Gee

    Well that just sends out the gay message. Flames and Fringe what were you thinking

  • Texas Ranger

    That’s what she said….or was it you smell like an elephant?….either way I took it as a complement.

  • Texas Ranger

    No way it’s gay, gay folks can’t ride a tricycle. “Bi”cycle maybe, but no way a tricycle, just don’t have the endurance and coordination, plus too many holes to pick from. So, my flames and fringe indicate straightness.

  • Gee

    Again… this isn’t “The View” . I am not sure about comments you are referring to about marriage. I have not seen any about his marriage and not sure that is most worrisome part about this story

  • Gee

    You just keep telling yourself that LOl

  • LeaveMeBe

    Are we reading the same thread here? “…jokes about the less than finer points of marriage…”? O.o

  • CT

    There are finer points of marriage?

  • SharG’z

    this is bullshit, the keywords here are INTENDED, PLOTTED, CONSIPIRED, PLANNED -_- Nowhere does it states he did any of these things. SMH, I thought this was america people.

  • brandi

    I LOVE IT!!!!! thank you

  • Rachel Ann

    Then write it bitch and burn your bra elsewhere! No one here gives a flying fuck-nut if you are offended! Go read Fox News or CNN or better yet go watch Nancy Grace! Afterwards you and your feminazi girlfriends can go draw Hitler-staches on Romney & Ryan.

  • brandi

    so, what your saying is, if you were the chick he was writting about looking tasty, and folding your legs up to stick you in the oven, but didn’t, you wouldn’t try to have him thrown in jail? i mean really? he was going to do it. he just got caught before he did. if it was me or anyone i knew that he was planning on raping, killing and eating, he’d be one dead son of a bitch, whether he actually commited the crime or not.

  • brandi

    lol apparently not, she’s gone. but i do love that you REALLY wanted an answer and that it wasn’t a rhetorical question… im dying over here

  • newstarshipsmell

    Honestly, I wasn’t expecting her to return after the first time. I guess she really enjoys torturing herself.

  • SharG’z

    thing’s of this nature dont really disgust or shock me. I think I was a serial killer, or sociopath in my past life….hmm.

  • CT

    Don’t fall for it, @jag1910:disqus. IT’S A TRAP, run for your life. Stalker. She stalks, talks about your tits and calls you a dirty cunt when you don’t agree. And on that note, I have to go home and prepare for Armageddon or Frankenstorm or whatever this shit is that is gonna hit the East coast.

  • SharG’z

    Hey baby <3 ^_^

  • CT

    I heard that all of the cannibals live in Kentucky. So are you saying that isn’t true? Damn those nuns in grade school. Always teaching us shit that didn’t convey in the real world.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Nowhere does it say he was charged with the crimes he intended, plotted, conspired, or planned to commit. He was charged with the conspiracy to commit them, which is an entirely separate matter. You seem to be suggesting that the FBI should have allowed him to follow through with his plans, and wait until after the fact to charge him for the actual crimes. I doubt his potential victims would want to live in that America, and if that is in fact what you think should have happened, I expect you will find yourself in a minority opinion on the subject.

  • SharG’z

    lol, is this the mark I’ve left on you people, after lending my insightful and amazing opinions?! I’m offended seriously

  • brandi

    thank for the warning. i’ll be more aware of who i reply to. you guys gotta let me know man! don’t let me fall into the hands of a stalker or anyone like this cop guy here….

  • SharG’z

    wh-wh-who are you again?

  • SharG’z

    Ummm, dick…the title CA-LEARLY says…NYPD officer allegedly INTENDED to have the time of his life with women. I got the rest of my keywords because they all seemed to fit in with the word INTENDED which is CA-LEARLY in the title. :-)

  • newstarshipsmell

    So, I answered you civilly and took your comment seriously, and you’re calling me a dick for it? I see. And you totally disregarded what I said, to boot. Why you’re certainly filled with win today.

  • SharG’z

    Too late Brandi, with an “i”

  • SharG’z

    ….thank you. It about time I got a little niceness and tenderness from someone on here.

  • Gee

    Apparently not offended enough! You keep coming back like a fucking cockroach.

  • newstarshipsmell

    *yawn*

  • Athena

    *giggle*

  • CT

    I know who I am, Sharpei, you appear to have memory issues for someone so young.

  • CT

    Gotta love auto spell.

  • CT

    That’s what you call it?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anna-Hall-Grillot/100000054600337 Anna Hall Grillot

    That is a very conservitive view, I love it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anna-Hall-Grillot/100000054600337 Anna Hall Grillot

    I live in Kentucky, and I haven’t been eaten in years.

  • CT

    LOL. When I was a kid the nuns for whatever reason used to talk about Kentucky all of the time like it was a bad place. I hadn’t thought of that in a long time before today. These were the same women who used to tell us that bugs crawl in your ears and eat your brain.

  • Caffeine Fever

    Chick Filet lol.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jackson.murphy.7923 Jackson Murphy

    Could have been a possible Dexter spin-off

  • princessgrandma

    All I want to know is what kind of psychological testing they used at the police academy this sicko attended. I would guess that someone is trying to figure out which question(s) they forgot to ask on his test about now.
    I really hope they have gotten this one before anyone was actually harmed. After the story about Jessica Ridgeway being abducted and dismembered by a teen who was studying mortuary science and was said to be obsessed by death, I’m going to be paranoid about everyone. And get a pit bull, of course. (and NO, that was NOT meant to be derogatory toward pits).

  • wyrosjr

    Couldn’t he just take up hunting deer? Is it a sublimated urge to hunt/gather? Do urban/rural environments influence whether or not a person is psychotic/neurotic? I don’t think I can even understand how a guy like this happens.

  • chikonanklemonitor

    They are definately custom fit. They even come to your home and visit you. Nothing like having personal fed service. I earned it though. I’m sure with a little hard work and tenacity you too can acheive great things :P

  • JustBrowsingLife

    Riding a tricycle with that affliction paints an ugly image.

  • brandi

    i love how you replied to yourself! ha

  • LeaveMeBe

    LMFAO! Derp. I thought you said “Hitler-snatches”. That was a really nasty image and I sat here with a stupiddumbfoundedwtf look on my face for a good 15 seconds trying to figure it out before I re-read it. :D

  • LeaveMeBe

    How the hell did she get niceness and tenderness out of civility and seriousness? But thanks for the sacrifice, Oreoface. We all appreciate it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=529168773 Toy Thompson

    This police officer was clearly trying to do his job. To protect AND “SERVE”.

  • DixieNightmares

    That last line was really rude and condescending. She has the right to express her views, even if they are not popular. Instead of voicing your displeasure… maybe you should try putting on a pretty dress over your silky panties.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anna-Hall-Grillot/100000054600337 Anna Hall Grillot

    The nuns sound like my x-step-brother… Assholes! He would say that the water bugs from the basement would come upstairs and crawl in my butt hole and turn me inside out!!

    I wasn’t born here, but I have lived here most of my life. I keep thinking I’ll go somewhere warmer, eventually. But we love it here. I’ve lived in different parts of it, where it’s very different, and in 6 other states. I’ve determined that home is where you make it, and people are assholes no matter where you go.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Incorrect. That last line is comedy. As I stated in the paragraph, “When it comes to comedy, nothing is taboo or untouchable.” I used the last line to provide an example of comedy used in a risque manner. Instead of proving you are mentally deficient maybe you should remain quiet and just have us think you are slow. This subject matter might be above your head, you might want to leave it to the men.

  • chikonanklemonitor

    u seem like my kinda man… but how does the woman rekidnap you if she’s kidnapped herself? Confusing but it sounds fun…

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/ Dakota Valkyrie

    Authorities served up another arrest Friday in the case against the accused “Cannibal Cop” Gilberto Valle.

    The FBI arrested Michael Vanhise, 23, at around 8 a.m. at his Trenton, N.J. home for plotting with the NYPD officer to kidnap, roast and eat women, said sources.

    The complaint against Vanhise says he offered, in an email chat with Valle, to pay the cop $5,000 for kidnapping and delivering a woman to be raped and murdered.

    “Full payment due at delivery,” Valle wrote in an instant message in February to his sadistic coconspirator.

    “Just so that you know, she may be knocked out when I get her to you. I don’t know how long the solvent I am using will last but I have to knock her out to get her out of her apartment safely.”

    After agreeing on the $5,000 figure, Vanhise wrote, “Just make sure she doesn’t die before I get her.”

    Valle responded, “No need to worry. She will be alive. It’s a short drive to you.”

    “I understand,” Vanhise allegedly answered. “Also, is there anything I can trade you that might knock down the price a bit.”

    Vanhise tried to negotiate a $4,000 price for the kidnap, but was rebuffed by Valle, who said “I am putting my neck on the line here,” according to the complaint.

    He is also accused of soliciting other people by email to kidnap, rape and murder women and children, and of emailing two people photographs of a minor girl. He provided them with an address for the child that was close to the girl’s actual address, the complaint said.
    [...]

    “Michael Vanhise engaged in conduct that reads like a script for a bad horror film, but fortunately, neither he nor his co-conspirators were able to act out the twisted conspiracies described in the complaint in real-life,” Manhattan U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara said. “His arrest today is the second in this bone-chilling case, but we are not finished.”

    http://www.nj.com/mercer/index.ssf/2013/01/feds_say_hamilton_man_may_have.html

  • http://www.facebook.com/WhispersWing Whisper Wing

    Cannibal cop targeted Catholic high school softball player: prosecutors

    Read more: http://pix11.com/2013/02/14/cannibal-cop-targeted-catholic-high-school-softball-player-prosecutors/#ixzz2L1ZGjdgS