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PALM DESERT, CA — A woman in California is claiming it is unfair that she was turned down for a job at a Tilted Kilt restaurant because she could not fit into their uniform.

I don’t know if any of you are aware of this chain of restaurants, but Tilted Kilt is like Hooters, but it’s Celtic-themed and the girls wear short kilts. The food is also better than Hooters, but that’s not saying much as any public school cafeteria has better food than Hooters.

Anyway, one of the restaurants is hiring new girls after being closed for over a year, and 20-year-old Jennifer Rogers applied for one of the positions. That’s not her in the picture, btw. This is Jennifer — I just couldn’t pass up a chance to post an image of a brunette with big tits.

After making it through the initial hiring process, it came down to Jennifer trying on the Tilted Kilt uniform. They come in three sizes, but Rogers could squeeze into any of them. Because of this, she wasn’t hired and now she’s angry. “Why should anyone have to look a certain way to work at a different place? It’s not fair,” said Rogers.

Nope, it’s not fair that some jobs are based on looks alone but, thankfully for us guys (and girls), it’s not illegal. Federal law prohibits hiring on the basis of race, color, religion, sex or national origin. There’s nothing about how fat or skinny someone may be.

The Tilted Kilt’s corporate office released a statement that said the Tilted Girl image is no different than a director trying to cast parts for a movie. “We are screening for entertainers, not just servers. Tilted Kilt prides itself on hiring multi-faceted, intelligent servers, who not only fit the costume, but exemplify a personality that is friendly, courteous and customer oriented.”

I agree with Tilted Kilt 100 percent. I have nothing against fat chicks… they’re great in the sack. But if I wanted to eat where a fat woman wearing ill-fitting clothes serves me sub-par food while flirting with me for a bigger tip, I’ll go to my mom’s.

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  • newstarshipsmell

    So can skinny guys work there too?

  • JohnQknowitall

    I hope every fat girl goes to that restaurant at lunch daily and orders a glass of water and a salad to split with the other 5 women at the table. TOUGH TITTIES!!! lol

  • newstarshipsmell

    That would be funny if dumb-ass fatties showed up and tried to order a class of water.

  • JohnQknowitall

    sorry I changed that at exactly the same time you were typing…. but I will take this opportunity to request that readers insert “gassy” between “fat” and “girl.”

  • SayAunt

    Morbid, for shame! I surely hope your mom didn’t see your last remark!

  • NY_Mommy

    LMAO, Morbid! I’m dying.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    I would go there if they did. HAWT!

  • http://hawtmamas.wordpress.com/ hawtmamma

    “Skinny-Bitches are evil!!!”

  • Heather_Habilatory

    As a former skinny girl and a now big giant beached whale fat ass, I say this….

    SHUT UP, COW.

  • Rachel Ann

    I’m sorry but…I wouldn’t wanna see her cottage cheese thighs in a skirt. She’s not fat or anything but if you can’t fit the uniform then the job isnt for you.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    I’m not a fan of skinny women. Because, if you break it, you bought it…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kelly-Zedeker/1404170232 Kelly Zedeker

    Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    Well, if they ever decided to put their full menu across their waitresses stomach and chest, Jennifer would be the next candidate hired. She could fit the mixed drink menu, too. If you added the desert menu, it’ll be a stretch. And, since the uniforms don’t stretch, this whole dan legal process began.

    Truly, having the menu on the waitress’ chest might save many a marriage. “No dear. I’m not staring at her chest. I’m looking at the menu.”

    For you gals, the desert menu could be on the waiter’s shorts.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1106642961 Alice Hennen

    Wouldn’t they just make a bigger uniform?

  • Pipsmom06

    Bwahahahahaha! That last paragraph made me shoot milk out of my nose!

  • Sam

    o_O
    What do you DO to your women?

  • velvetjoneslives

    These kind of stories always make me laugh. You can’t claim discrimination when looks are a requirement of the job, and at these places they definitely our(despite what the “victims” lawyers always claim). While I guess you could argue that some guys like a woman with a little meat on their bones, if all of the other women working there are twigs then that is the look they’re going for.

  • Pyncky

    Can I go yo your mom’s too?

  • LeaveMeBe

    I’m really hoping he wasn’t talking about his mom because of the flirting part of the comment.

  • LeaveMeBe

    “Tilted Kilt prides itself on hiring multi-faceted, intelligent servers, who not only fit the costume, but exemplify a personality that is friendly, courteous and customer oriented.”
    I’m buying everything but the intelligence part of this statement. Does anyone else think they give a shit if their girls are intelligent? Didn’t think so.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Why’d you get so many down votes for this? I agree with you. SO THERE!!! YOU BUNCHA A-HOLE DOWNVOTERS!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rochell-Arnold/100000587657456 Rochell Arnold

    I down voted just to piss you off. :D You’re welcome.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rochell-Arnold/100000587657456 Rochell Arnold

    Yes….but would you want to wear a kilt that short?

  • LeaveMeBe

    Heh. If you think that would piss me off, you don’t know me very well. :D

  • Snickering x Hydra

    Oh, come on guys – There were three sizes – most likely XS, S, and a smallish M (differing from small only because it allowed for a medium bust)

    This woman ought to be glad no one got any pics of her in the outfits.

  • Gee

    I think your missing the point here. Unless I am missing your sarcasm?

  • Gee

    No and no Oreo faces :o)

  • Gee

    There is always one fluffy girl who just can’t except she is fluffy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/FFEMT212 Arthur A. Ball

    I down voted it for the fact I rather have a meaty woman than some skinny twig with no shape, like many of the ones we see in the mainstream media these days. Besides, I saw the picture of the girl who is suing and she actually looks pretty hott.

  • Rachel Ann

    Thank you LMB. I think its coz I said she had cottage cheese thighs but whatever.

  • Gee

    I think some are missing the point here…. This isn’t about whether you prefer to screw skinny women or fluffy women. The tilted kilt has a specific look for their waitresses and if you don’t fit the uniform you don’t work there. The fact that this lady is upset about her not getting hired because of body size is ridiculous. Loose the weight if you want the job that bad.

  • newstarshipsmell

    I think I must be an 18 or 20 by now – I’d be in the same boat as Miss Rogers.

  • Gee

    I agree too. The last thing I want to see is dimply ass walking past me while I am trying to eat my dinner. Some women just don’t know how to dress appropriately for their size. They seem to be oblivious to the fat rolls they are sporting. The woman in this picture has a hell of a muffin top and I sure most people don’t want to look at that while they eat. Oh yeah… and for the record I am not skinny and never have been able to fit that uniform.
    Down vote me too bitches.

  • newstarshipsmell

    She isn’t suing them – she has no grounds to sue – she’s just raising a stink in the media.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Joking aside, I never understand why these plus-sized girls are so upset at being denied employment at these sorts of establishments. When the main job requirement is something as vapid as your waist size, I can only imagine what the workplace social environment must be like.

  • newstarshipsmell

    But if you’re going to qualify your hypothetical patrons with “gassy,” you should probably substitute “beans” for “salad.” Why pull the punch?

  • newstarshipsmell

    Yeah, like who cares if they screw up the orders? All they have to do is drop their pen on the ground and retrieve it, and the customer is satisfied.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Uhhhhh… Errrrrrr… Ahhhhmmm… I’m a Native American(Mohawk), and well, I’m just afraid I’d split one up the middle during play-time……….

  • Edward Richtofen

    hahahahahahhaah!

  • Andyman

    It didn’t work years ago when guys wanted to be servers at Hooters and it won’t now either for fat chicks. Maybe they should try this in reverse order – make them try on the outfit first and if it doesn’t fit, no need to continue the evaluation process…

  • LeaveMeBe

    LMAO! I love this. :)

  • Anon Ymous

    So tired of the misogynistic bent the writers on Dreamin Demon have. It’s just plain Not Funny. If they had like a great sense of humor like some comedy writers then I could appreciate it as like a character they are trying to play up. But it comes across so stupidly. We get it, you’re a man you like pretty ladies, doesn’t mean you have to make fun of the way female criminals or victims look. I notice you only do this with men when their crime is egregious and their photos are obviously unique. But a woman arrested for DUI, or battery? Well lets call her out on her double chin or crossed eyes.
    It may not be against the law to discriminate on how people look, but this woman should be commended for sticking up for herself, knowing full well media persons will be fat shaming her and making fun of how she’s just not attractive enough to work there. There really is no male equivalent of Hooters, at least not one that is as popular, so I wouldn’t expect a guy to understand- especially since this is being portrayed as a good thing because it protects men’s eyes from a fat roll, or from maybe actually being nice to someone who they don’t want to sleep with. Erg, so disappointed I had to say something. Give it a rest!

  • Athena

    Goddamnit… who called the wahmbulance?

    Look, lady, if you don’t like the humor here (which is very well-rounded in its politically-incorrectness, might I add), there are plenty of feminazi blogs out there that are happy to discuss the evil of men, the glory of flannel and this month’s recommended douche scent. This here’s a site for readers free of sensitivities.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Sorry, my bad. I misdialed while attempting to order a dozen extra large pizzas for delivery to Jennifer’s house. Girl deserves some sort of consolation prize for having gone through the entire interview, right?

  • sam1211

    Ok so yes some men like thick women and I mean my guessing if she is applying for a job where her stomach is going to be hanging out and her thighs and she still wanted to apply, Then she is comfortable with her body which is Awesome for her. But c’mon…….She doesnt fit, Im a size 7 and I wouldnt fit, she needs to stop crying and get a different job or drop some pounds to a healthy weight and apply again…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rochell-Arnold/100000587657456 Rochell Arnold

    Good lol some people get uptight about the internet….its funny,

  • SharG’z

    ctfu @ “..a brunette with big tits” I take it Morbid is man that can appreciate the many works of Jayden James then :-P

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rochell-Arnold/100000587657456 Rochell Arnold

    I could probably fit in that attire but then again maybe not I’m a size 4….those chicks are probably a size 0 to 3 besides that’s not the way I like showing my ass. :P

  • SharG’z

    eww and you think this is a good thing, no? nothing is healthy or worth bragging about than being an 18 or 20…

  • newstarshipsmell

    So, you’ve been reading the site for awhile despite the fact you can’t stand their humor? And you signed up with Disqus for the sole reason to post a single comment complaining about it? On top of that, you seem to expect that, after reading your single comment and sole contribution to the site, they’re going to suddenly see the error of their ways and change, just for you? Do you enjoy torturing yourself and setting yourself up for failure? Just curious.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rochell-Arnold/100000587657456 Rochell Arnold

    I agree with this consensus. I don’t think I would want to work in an establishment that hired me based on looks but then again I know I am butt ugly which is why I’m a computer nerd by trade….not a model. All I have to say is I may be ugly but I make more money :D

  • Abroad

    o.O

  • newstarshipsmell

    What the hell are you on about? How do you get “good thing” from that statement? I was simply clarifying that, no, I was not looking for work at Tilted Kilt.

  • Gee

    Gawd damn…. Just got my attention ;o)~

  • Gee

    As a woman I will say this to you……You are a little to sensitive for the demon I suggest you frequent maybe Gloria Allred’s web site. There is no reason for you to brutalize yourself here as it will get worse then this…. Bye Bye

  • Gee

    “the glory of flannel and this month’s recommended douche scent”
    You fucking crack me up! Sounds like a lovely scent *gees off on a shopping spree*

  • Abroad

    If I have understood the meaning of that statement correctly I may have have just heard the most compelling argument ever for native American *not* being descended from Asians.

  • Abroad

    You know what the Scots (men!) are supposed to wear under their kilts, right?

  • Gee

    Right!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/HamsterNinjaofDOOM Alecia Hendricks

    How is she sticking up for herself exactly? They have standards there, she doesn’t match up to the standards and instead of going on to find another job or possibly working to match those standards, she’s crying about it. I doubt they were making oinking noises at her and throwing twinkies.

    She wasn’t being bullied. She was refused a job that she wasn’t qualified for, even if you don’t agree with the qualifications.

    I don’t get people like you that seek out things that offend them to view in their free time. Goddamn drama queens.

    Now, get back to Youtube and watch videos of people recording their babies sad faces and make incoherent rants about how abusive they are and how they’re traumatizing their kids for life. You seem like “that guy/girl”

  • bethied

    Seriously, this girl had to have know what she was (trying) to get herself into. No offense to any “fluffy” chicks, but eww. Yeah, it is a bit of a double standard, but women who take better care of their bodies look a lot better half-dressed and can often get away with wearing less than a girl with an extra 20+ lbs. I am struggling to comprehend why she she thought working there would be a good idea, unless she wanted to be the butt of a lot of fat jokes. (In which case, mission accomplished!)

  • bethied

    Yes, she is fat. Sorry. Obese, no, but I’ll be the bitch and say it, she is fat. I would bet every cent I have that if you checked this girl’s BMI she would without a doubt fall into the overweight category. And if you don’t wanna be called fat, don’t call attention to yourself by applying for a job at a place where you’d have to work half-dressed among girls who are half your size.

    Bitch needs to quit whining and go on a diet if she wants to work there so badly. Lose a few dress sizes and you’ll fit, fatty. It’s not like she is completely helpless here.

  • everjaded

    My ex was half Sioux and he definitely doesn’t support this theory… xD

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    I had no idea anyone who read this site took a thing I wrote seriously. lol! What a dolt.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    She’s doing the Lord’s work.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Mohawks are N.E. woodland Amerinds. BIG difference, so to speak… 6’3″, size 13 footwear. Just Sayin’.

  • everjaded

    ((raises eyebrow)) Well! Good to know for, umm…. purely anthropological reasons. ;)

  • brandi

    the waaahmbulance and the “political-incorrectness” got me.

  • brandi

    you want great comedic humor, fairness and all around respect for women? your on the wrong site…

  • brandi

    she didn’t stand up and praise thats she’s big. just stated she was in the same boat as the girl covered in this story. whats up with all the touchy biast assholes on this page today? you don’t like someone’s comment. down vote it, and move on. no need to question motives…

  • LeaveMeBe

    Nothing at all, luv!

  • LeaveMeBe

    The writers on here are not hypocrites, they make fun of everyone, equally. And so do most of the commenters. Get over it. You are blowing this way out of proportion. (Tee-hee! I crack myself up sometimes.)
    We really need that sensitivity disclaimer at the top of the FP.

  • brandi

    i feel your pain….

  • LeaveMeBe

    Oh shit! Me too. I about pissed myself over the wahmbulance!

  • LeaveMeBe

    I’m digging the name they used, it’s so…..original.
    NOT!

  • LeaveMeBe

    Um, sweetie, newstarshipsmell is a guy. He just acts like a girl sometimes. :)
    As for SharG’z and the rest, that’s just how they roll.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Agreed. :)

  • newstarshipsmell

    “He just acts like a girl sometimes.”
    I guess I deserved that for all my recent clowning around. Promise I’ll retire that one? JBs are still fair game though.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rochell-Arnold/100000587657456 Rochell Arnold

    She’s not standing up for herself she is being a whiny bitch because someone pointed out that even though she thought she was hot she wasn’t. If she was smart she’d stop being a whiny bitch and get a real trade. Essentially she wants to make easy money seeing as sex sells….she’s pissed that her sex won’t sell because no one wants to buy a cow.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Don’t you have somewhere to be? ;)

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    RAWR.

  • Gee

    Oh you mean we shouldn’t take you seriously? I feel like such a DOLT now LMAO

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    I seriously don’t get why anyone would want to be a scantily clad “entertainer” at one of those places, but that’s just me. I prefer to show off the goodies in private to those who actually WANT to see them.

  • Gee

    I saw what you did there…. Out of Proportion

  • Gee

    Although those of us who frequent this site find the writers and ourselves pretty damn funny LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/walrushead Jay Mug-Mouth Watt

    If I wanted to pay for a fat ass to serve me wings then I would eat at Applebees.

  • slavesher

    ooooh playtime….. ;)

  • slavesher

    Yep! Heres the uniform…lets see who fills it up.

  • Gee

    Excuse while I go do some visualization…. Yummy

  • Gee

    Wat to get there and stick up @newstarshipsmell:disqus LOL I think Tarsh is 18 or 20 because he eats all those oreos

  • brandi

    thats my bad! apologies on the incorrect judge of sex..

  • brandi

    i thought it was pretty fucking funny myself…

  • Athena

    Why don’t you tell us how you really feel?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rochell-Arnold/100000587657456 Rochell Arnold

    What the fuck is up with all these people down voting the truth?….What I really feel is like I am at the beach because there is a ton of people with sand in their vaginas over this.

  • Steinholder

    This is their protocol. When the Tilted Kilt opened, they hired a very big bosomed, buxom lady. Her first order was on the bow side of the Tilted Kilt. When she walked to the edge of the building, the whole thing tilted, thus the name.

  • Steinholder

    You must be related to the Long Cock Tribe.

  • Athena

    I couldn’t tell you. I upvoted this one. But, in my experience, people hate the truth. It makes them uncomfortable. I get downvoted A LOT. :P

  • Steinholder

    I cannot lie,I like big butts.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rochell-Arnold/100000587657456 Rochell Arnold

    As do I….lol. I have found my veiws on shit are often unwelcome. I usually only down vote to be an asshole.

  • Steinholder

    It’s almost as good as Anon Y Mouse.

  • Steinholder

    By that avatar, I’m thinking maybe you’re Morbid’s mom.

  • lyssdexia

    Wait! I know this one! “Shoes and socks.” right?

  • You’re an idiot

    No…no fat chicks.

  • Sarah Ochocki

    So I’m really not a feminist. I could care less if this girl is allowed to work at this restaurant or not. I’m just confused at this whole discussion. Like… do people really think she’s fat?

    Let’s break this down. From the photo you can tell she’s definitely not a marathon-runner. She has rounded hips and thighs, and a little extra stomach. She probably wouldn’t look good in one of those tiny white belly shirts. But… FAT??? I’m guessing she’s a size 10, maximum. I really don’t know that I’d call her fat. And she’s got a pretty face. So my best guess is that people are just pretending like they wouldn’t.

  • JGo555

    Put down the $1 McDrinks and get in a fucking pool and do 20 laps every day. Do this for 4 months. You’ll fit in the uniform.
    I’m amazed she wants to go and look like an overcooked sausage with plaid casing when she can Craiglist her “waitress” services.

  • JGo555

    TIPS. That is all.

  • JGo555

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1106642961 Alice Hennen

    I take great care of my body. I cut down on alcohol intake, I go to the gym and I eat healthily. Still I’m a size 14-16. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. The MEN in my life love my curves ;).
    In saying that, I condemn anyone who let themselves get morbidly obese or who doesn’t dress for their shape.
    Just because a woman is curvy doesn’t mean that she doesn’t take care of herself. She could have lost some weight but still be largeish. Take it from a short curvy woman who lifts 20kg beer kegs for a living. If you came to me and accused me of not taking better care of my body because I’m voluptuous, that 20kg beer keg would be going up your judgemental arse.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1106642961 Alice Hennen

    Bones are for dogs, meat is for real men ;)

  • http://www.facebook.com/beckygalindo84 Rebecca Lynn Galindo

    Oh u make me laugh. what the hell did they think that it would change Morbid’s outlook on shit??LMFAO maybe this person should just NOT read D’D. Im a woman and alot of the shit Morbid says i laugh about

  • http://www.facebook.com/beckygalindo84 Rebecca Lynn Galindo

    U KNOW if u hate the writers and articles on here dont visit this page. And u just havent read enough to see that here on D’D we hate everyone equally

  • newstarshipsmell

    You know? She didn’t even say anything this time. I guess she’s finally just accepted that I’ll never show up on time.

  • SharG’z

    You’re the biggest hypocrite ever for agreeing with that. Everything I say on here gets your panties in a knot I’m surprised yoy can still walk after you read my comments.

  • SharG’z

    Yup! And she is one of those people.

  • bethied

    I knew that phrasing could bite me in the butt. All I am saying is that this girl’s body is horribly wrong for the outfit. Period. How people take care of their bodies is something else entirely and I certainly know people who heavier than I who live far healthier than I do. This girl though is clearly young enough that with a little discipline and self control she could fit into that outfit relatively easily. So she needs to shut up. I hate fat people whining about being fat.

  • bethied

    I think there’s a lot of fat people here. It’s funny, it’s okay to objectively call someone skinny, but oh no, don’t say someone is fat. Different sides of the same coin, people.

  • newstarshipsmell

    LOL. First of all, I have no idea what my skirt size would be. I just picked what I assumed was a ridiculously high number for the sake of being sarcastic and self-deprecating. I know that some of my 32s are a pain to button/zip, while my 34s fit rather comfortably. Second, I guess I need a new scale, since the one I bought has shown no weight loss in the last year, but when I went in for my check-up, I’d apparently lost 15 lbs. So I’m already half-way to my target for a healthy BMI, at which point my fatty liver will no longer explode. Then I can resume drinking and wreck it the way it should be wrecked. Third, the last time I ate any Oreos was when I was planning on taking that photo to surprise LMB with. Those weren’t even real Oreos; I got them at Aldi’s. We ended up watching TV instead of taking the pic, and uh, eating them all.

  • tinalib13

    oh my! That was an interesting comment.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606239068 Anthony Mandich

    Hey as unfair as it seems the chick could just suck it up for a month, start running every morning and stop eating so fucking much and she could get the job then. Who wants to go into one of these establishments and order drinks from the bovine barmaid? Nobody that’s who!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lo-Key/100002513553299 Lo Key

    Stop your whining.

  • Valerie

    There is no male equivalent to Hooters because no one wants to see a flaccid penis while eating. Also, boners would be knocking shit off of tables. Oh, and almost all penis’ peni (? what is plural for penis) look funny. My husband has a really hot looking cock though.

  • Abroad

    The mental images that second sentence provoked have kept me entertained for several minutes. Thank you!

  • brandi

    that shit was uncalled for.. lol outta line

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Richardson/100001691531919 Patrick Richardson

    Why not knit the three sizes together then it might fit Jennifer.

  • AssWho?

    Ditto…..but only on the down vote to be a Ass. Because I can……

  • AssWho?

    “you want great comedic humor, fairness and all around respect for women?” <—-Isn't that the joke?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rochell-Arnold/100000587657456 Rochell Arnold

    ish….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    We only use it to knock things off of tables because we like to show off, not because we are clumsy.

  • neenaP

    I’m a size 8 and about half her size. She’s more like a 12/14.

  • Cheeseburger Sanchez

    I would like to interview for the flying twinkie job.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Hahaha! This is one of the most priceless things I’ve ever read on here. Don’t flatter yourself sweetheart, I do not get into a tizzy everytime I read something you say on here, and I think it’s funny that you believe that. Just an FYI, everyone who matters to me on here knows I don’t wear panties. :P

  • brandi

    no

  • newstarshipsmell

    Hey! Aren’t you supposed to be on vacation?

    And I had no idea you don’t wear panties. Good to know where I stand with you.

  • SharG’z

    ewww, I can imagine what the crotch of you pants look and smell like at the end of the day. disgusting cunt.

  • CT

    Meow

  • LeaveMeBe

    I am, I just peeked in to see what was going on. :) And I do wear panties, I was messin’ with Shargz. I only take them off to throw at gee, Zazen, CT and AM, usually.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Purrrrrrrr

  • LeaveMeBe

    You would.

  • Zazen

    <3

  • Gee

    Gee Reaches to catch them…

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Hellooooo, Wolf!

  • terror

    The restaurant was merely concerned about maintaining profit margins. Her food locker would be the graveyard for many haggis poppers.

  • terror

    Ain’t nobody tryna catch a cheeseburger from Jelly Roll Morton’s grandson. You ever been to a gay bar?

  • Lisa

    There is no double standard, because men who take better care of their bodies look a lot better half-dressed and can get away with wearing less than a guy with an extra 20+ lbs. I still struggle to comprehend why men who aren’t greek god material want to take off their shirts off when it’s hot, because it just makes them the butt of a lot of fat jokes to all the women around them. I see no double standard,

  • Lisa

    Not evil, just hungry. Hunger makes people mean.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cindy-Crawford/13964421 Cindy Crawford

    wahmbulance? HA HA HA! I am so stealing that one! :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brian-Barth/100002744690317 Brian Barth

    If you find it offensive that they want you to fit the skimpy costume, why would you want to work there? Ohhhh…you didn’t know you were fat?