Samantha Edwards is 26-years-old, weighs 115 pounds and stands at 5′ 6″. But don’t let the small stature and those derpy eyes fool you, this mischievous mynx knows how to have a good time!
She’s into recreational drugs, cab rides around the city, shopping, and taking long walks in the park where she will get high, strip naked, and show off her va-jay-jay to strangers.
In full disclosure, she’s in a bit of legal trouble at the moment, currently spending time at one of Greene County’s finest facilities after her latest run-in with The Man. But feel free to visit her anytime between Monday through Friday, 7:30 a.m. to 10:30 p.m. — just ask for her by her new nickname “2114178.”
I’d take her myself, but my girlfriend already tried killing me in my sleep after I helped an elderly woman who was hit by a car. Apparently, CPR is cheating. Granted, it was not a medical necessity that I cupped the woman’s groin underneath her Depends, but come on, it was a life or death situation and I was panicking!
Anyway, back to Edwards. This chick is spiraling. For the second time, Edwards was found naked in the same park. No details on the first time, but the second time happened in May when police received calls of a naked woman on top of a maintenance building at Jordan Valley Ice Park.
Surveillance footage shows Edwards exposing her breasts and genitals to parkgoers, as well as park employees and police. It would also be discovered that Edwards had ripped the covers off two electrical boxes and removed two fire extinguishers from the building. A bond recommendation document states Edwards was likely high on bath salts at the time of the incident.
Edwards was arrested and charged with second-degree sexual misconduct and second-degree property damage, These charges are misdemeanors, but she is being held in jail in lieu of a $2,500 bond in a previous credit card fraud case.
Edwards already has a few mugshots stemming from a variety of charges she has faced this year. Here are two from June: one for failing to pay a cab fare and another for burglary. Here’s another for the credit card fraud charge in August, and here is one from April that didn’t have any information, but from the looks of her, she was arrested for knowing how to par-tay!Tags: bath salts, Crime, Drugs, Missouri, naked, Samantha Edwards, Sexual Misconduct