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Woman High On Bath Salts Charged After Stripping Naked At Park. Again.

September 7, 2012 at 2:45 pm by  

Woman High On Bath Salts Charged After Stripping Naked At Park. Again.Springfield, MO — Anyone out there looking for a young brunette who loves to get naked in public? If so, do I got the girl for you.

Samantha Edwards is 26-years-old, weighs 115 pounds and stands at 5′ 6″. But don’t let the small stature and those derpy eyes fool you, this mischievous mynx knows how to have a good time!

She’s into recreational drugs, cab rides around the city, shopping, and taking long walks in the park where she will get high, strip naked, and show off her va-jay-jay to strangers.

In full disclosure, she’s in a bit of legal trouble at the moment, currently spending time at one of Greene County’s finest facilities after her latest run-in with The Man. But feel free to visit her anytime between Monday through Friday, 7:30 a.m. to 10:30 p.m. — just ask for her by her new nickname “2114178.”

I’d take her myself, but my girlfriend already tried killing me in my sleep after I helped an elderly woman who was hit by a car.  Apparently, CPR is cheating. Granted, it was not a medical necessity that I cupped the woman’s groin underneath her Depends, but come on, it was a life or death situation and I was panicking!

Anyway, back to Edwards. This chick is spiraling. For the second time, Edwards was found naked in the same park. No details on the first time, but the second time happened in May when police received calls of a naked woman on top of a maintenance building at Jordan Valley Ice Park.

Surveillance footage shows Edwards exposing her breasts and genitals to parkgoers, as well as park employees and police. It would also be discovered that Edwards had ripped the covers off two electrical boxes and removed two fire extinguishers from the building. A bond recommendation document states Edwards was likely high on bath salts at the time of the incident.

Edwards was arrested and charged with second-degree sexual misconduct and second-degree property damage, These charges are misdemeanors, but she is being held in jail in lieu of a $2,500 bond in a previous credit card fraud case.

Edwards already has a few mugshots stemming from a variety of charges she has faced this year. Here are two from June: one for failing to pay a cab fare and another for burglary. Here’s another for the credit card fraud charge in August, and here is one from April that didn’t have any information, but from the looks of her, she was arrested for knowing how to par-tay!

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    • http://www.facebook.com/timothymatthewmurphy brain_bomb

      She looks like she has a screw loose… That being said, I’m about to fill my house with a park bench and fake trees and bail this chic out myself!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

      If only all bath-salts incidents had this side affect instead of the ol’ bite your face off. That last picture is priceless though. They should put it on her license or any other id she has.

    • CT

      Define exposing her genitals to strangers. Please………..

    • LeaveMeBe

      Ah-HA! Now I get it. The equvalent of bath salts for me is Goldschlager.

    • Sam

      She was on top of a building? Maybe she was trying to use those ears to fly herself out of there.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

      We can only give demonstrations.

    • Sam

      Huh. Story about a naked chick yet I’m obsessing about ears. What’s wrong with me?

    • CT

      Aren’t you ever so helpful!

    • Athena

      Perhaps you’re… Straight? Just a wild guess…

      (Unless, of course, you’re a dude and that’s your girlfriend in the avatar, in which case, I don’t know what to tell ya, buddy.)

    • CT

      The one and only time I drank it, I woke up naked and the boyfriend a of friend of mine was getting dressed. We never spoke of it and I never drank it again.

    • HotReadingMama

      Morbid’s girlfriend sounds…Awesome.

    • HotReadingMama

      <——tequila

    • http://www.facebook.com/timothymatthewmurphy brain_bomb

      Hahaha! CT! You’re amazing.

    • CT

      Funny, my husband never wants me to talk about my college days.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

      It’s all about the effort.

    • Athena

      Morbid’s girlfriend IS awesome. <3

    • Sam

      Hey, just because I’m into dudes doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate a little femme au naturel. Naked is naked… :)

    • http://www.facebook.com/tender.branson.77 Tender Branson

      Kids, meet your new mommy!

    • curiousalways

      it will be our secret.

    • curiousalways

      great write up Morbid. You have her sounding so dreamy I’m considering switching sides. Yes, I’ll send pics……

    • LeaveMeBe

      So you know exactly what I’m talking about! It took me a bit longer than you to figure out what was causing my black-outs, but according to people and pictures, I was a lot of fun when I drank it. I like to remember the fun I have so I quit it, too.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/WildlifeSeriaLKiller Darrell FIne

      5’6, 115lbs??? WTF? I’d end up hurting her…. badly…lol…. Too little for this guy. Kinda cute. I like em’ crazy. But I don’t do skinny chicks. Better have some meat or don’t even bother. Oh, and the whole drugs/ bath salts in particular/ nuttier than squirrel shit type. My wife is crazy enough and she doesn’t do ANY drugs, nor do I. Now, A thick, super hot drunk chick that doesn’t have a tendency to remove penises or kill kids? I’m there dude….

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/WildlifeSeriaLKiller Darrell FIne

      Last time I drank that cinnamon syrup I pissed under a bed, and in a wastebasket (made of wicker, on a carpeted floor, without a bag in it), and in a washing machine… No thanks…

    • Snickering x Hydra

      A bath salts exhibitionist. Pretty tame reaction for bath salts – though I suppose that’s a good thing.

    • http://twitter.com/Q_Jordon Quintin Jordon

      “Granted, it was not a medical necessity that I cupped the woman’s groin
      underneath her Depends, but come on, it was a life or death situation
      and I was panicking!”

      I think it was when you inserted your tongue in to her mouth during the mouth to mouth resuscitation that drew the ire from your girlfriend… What does old lady mouth taste like? Efferdent or Fixodent?

    • HotReadingMama

      6 people liked that? lol <3

    • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

      Look, man, I’m no that sick. When it comes to elderly women, I draw the line at touching their vagina.

    • http://hawtmamas.wordpress.com/ hawtmamma

      Some hawt comments from her here: http://www.formspring.me/sammmanthhhaxd
      sammmanthhhaxd 29 Dec 11
      rub my titties
      Want to make babies?
      do you shower naked? :0
      Would you like to come over later, we can have sexy time?
      NAUGHTY WORM!

    • Laura_RT

      Yeah tequila is the one that made me fun. Whiskey was the one that made kmy clothes fall off though, so it’s a toss up… LOL

    • Laura_RT

      IDK, some of those people talking to her are being downright mean, and there was not a single response from her that I read that wasn’t positive. (Not saying they definitely weren’t sarcastic, they very well could be, it’s hard to convey/recognize sarcasm in print sometimes) but she definitely wasn’t being mean back. At least that’s one point to her credit…

    • GGMon

      Finally, a hot person who is willing to get naked!

    • vampyria

      Id

    • AliceinChainsman =]

      hmm she lives pretty close.. my yard looks like a park

    • AliceinChainsman =]

      but WE do..

    • CT

      Once when really drunk I just so happened to mention how many guys I may have slept with while in college not knowing my husband was around. I almost didnt get married. Took a boat load of bs and other things to get out of that mess. I don’t drink much anymore.

    • pikeman

      Some women like to do bath salts and let the pussy out.

    • pikeman

      Hmm, that’s why you’re getting all the flattery from Morbid lately?

    • pikeman

      Would you like a graphic, detailed explanation?

    • pikeman

      Maybe you could lure her in with some bath salts.

    • pikeman

      Especially from some chick all whacked out on bath salts showing off her cootchie at the local park. Nothing shouts “turn on” more than that!

    • http://www.facebook.com/naomi.luciano.18 Naomi Luciano

      Again,?!!!lol…atleast she didn’t eat someone..

    • http://www.facebook.com/dre.mosley Dre Mosley

      Sounds to me like that bath salts shit doesn’t make you high in any good way. It just makes you a naked, rampaging cannibal psycho.

    • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

      Athena is married with a kid. She is also a dear friend who has been with this site since the day I asked for her help starting it. She also happens to be intelligent and logical to a fault. She also doesn’t give two shits what people on this site think of her, even when her opinions are not the majority’s and backed with facts.

      I like pretty much everything she says, even when I do not agree with her (which is often as she is way more liberal than me). So the word you would be looking for is “favor,” not flattery. To flatter someone means to excessively compliment someone in order to gain their approval. I don’t need Athena’s approval anymore than she needs mine.

    • pikeman

      Okay, just the way she said “Morbid’s girlfriend IS awesome” was why I said that. I didn’t even figure you lived in the same area, and I remember something about you being married and having kids. It was a light hearted comment, I didn’t mean anything by it, that’s all.

    • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

      Sorry if that came out as if I took offense. I knew the comment was light-hearted, I was just pointing out I don’t flatter her as much as I favor her. I’m sure other readers out there, who are not aware of the site history, might wonder why I always seem to like Athena’s comments — even when she is sometimes expressing opinions that go against my own.

    • slavesher

      Thats a lot of pee.

    • Sam

      You’re telling me that if a nude woman was bouncing up and down in front of you, you’d stop her and demand a urine test first instead of just enjoy the jiggling?

    • Andyman

      I know, right! LOL! Hell I’d start going to the park more often myself if I only knew when to arrive. I do need to get out of the house more.