Zephyrhills, FL — David Rice and his wife, Mindi, both 29, were arrested after an apparent misunderstanding between the Rices and a 24-year-old woman with whom they had engaged in a drug-fueled three-way sexual encounter. How odd. Those usually go so well…
On August 20th, the Rices reportedly spent the evening at their home injecting themselves with prescription drugs and having sex with a young woman. According to police, they were still all friends when they fell asleep. But, then, dark times set in…
Deputies said that, around 2AM, Mindi woke to find her husband “trying to have sex again with their friend without her.” Mindi then reportedly “grabbed a loaded revolver, threatened to kill the woman and fired a round into the ceiling.” The police report summarized this by saying that her husband’s actions “made her angry.”
David insisted to police that he was not trying to have sex with the 24-year old but, in fact, “was only trying to grab the covers to cover himself.” I am sure that anyone who knows how modest David is could attest to this.
Authorities said that, after Mindi put the round through the ceiling, David took the handgun away, squeezed her throat, held the handgun to her face, and said “B—-, I’ll f—— kill you.” David then reportedly fired the gun past Mindi’s head, causing a bullet to lodge into a wall. Sadly, this attempt to reason with Mindi failed to diffuse the situation and the 24-year-old called 911.
According to police, when they arrived, the Rices refused to come outside – probably because gunplay is hawt. A SWAT team was then assembled and a two-hour standoff ensued. Did I mention that gunplay was hawt?
After the Rices were done with their… err… standoff, they reportedly came outside. Something must not have been right, though, because David then fought with deputies, got Tased, ran back inside, and barricaded the doors. David can be such a scamp!
After David was later persuaded by negotiators to give up, the couple was jailed on charges of aggravated assault. David was also charged with obstructing officers. According to state records, he is also facing charges of burglary, grand theft and possession of oxycodone in unrelated incidents.
Authorities said that Mindi was previously convicted of stealing a credit card in 2011 to use to bail her husband out of jail. I’m not thinking she’ll be doing that this time. But, hey… who knows? About now, she may be lookin’ for a little action…
Tags: aggravated assault, David Rice, Florida, Mindi Rice, Three-way sex
