Necromancer Comedian Charged With Murder Of Mother And Grandmother

August 27, 2012 at 11:22 am by Rebekah Herzberg  

Kirk, CO - Tyler Withrow, 30, has been arrested for murdering his mother and grandmother. He appeared in court Wednesday where he was charged with first degree murder with premeditation. Withrow was being monitored for mental health issues at an Aurora hospital just two weeks before the murders.

Aurora police officer Frank Fania says Withrow was put on the mental health hold after he allegedly broke car windows and a neighbors window on July 27. Police say that found him naked in a neighbor’s garage and used a stun gun to subdue him. Withrow was briefly hospitalized for minor injuries and for his disturbed mental state before being released. Police were never notified of Withrow’s release because it’s against federal law for the hospital to have done so.

A 911 hang-up call at 10:35 a.m. on Tuesday led sheriff’s deputies to the residence where the bodies of Withrow’s mother and grandmother, Dianna and Elva Doddridge, were discovered. Deputies say they also found Withrow at the scene and arrested him without incident. I don’t know what he did, but the crime scene is being called “gruesome” and the judge in Yuma County sealed the case and issued a gag order. The Colorado Bureau of Investigation is also assisting in the investigation.

Withrow is reportedly a stand-up comedian who won second place in a 2010 local Toastmasters International contest for humorous speech. he is also the author of two e-books. One of them being titled, WHAT UNHINGED TYLER WITHROW PT 1: THE WHORE OF BABYLON. The other is titled BARACK OBAMA AN THE POLITICS OF PUSSY: FIRED UP!. Don’t bother looking, as neither ebook seem to be available any longer. According to his “Meet the Author” bio he was studying necromancy and he hoped to raise the dead to destroy the world and rebuild it in his own image.

Here’s an excerpt from WHAT UNHINGED TYLER WITHROW:

“When the Godfather suggested an e-book, my first response was “HELL YEAH!” Then I realized that I would have to write one. His response to my “I can’t do it! I’m not good enough! No one loves me! Why does the world hate me so?!” Was a gentle reminder that I have a wealth of material from the dark days of 2008. So here it is. They are my MySpace Hermit Blogs, or “Hogs” as they are known in the Bible-Belt. Initially, I was just going to include the material surrounding my lost ladylove, Kelly AKA The Pretty Girl AKA WOB (Whore of Babylon). Sue me, bitch. It would be a million dollars worth of free publicity and you would still lose, because I put together quite the case when I was planning to take you onto Judge Joe Brown.”

Here’s an excerpt from BARACK OBAMA:

“Here’s an analogy that has served me well: You are about to play a game of chess. If you play the game like me, you’ll do the following before you start:

• Deep breathing exercises
• Meditation
• Pop a few horse tranquilizers
• Punch your pig while listening to Bryan Adams
• Think about what you know about the opponent’s strategy
• Punch your pig while thinking about your opponent’s strategy
• Ejaculate onto the chair of a coworker that you hate
• Weep softly at your broken dreams”

Withrow will be back in court sometime in early September. Maybe by this time he will have written something that’s actually funny.

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