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Driver Accused Of Giving Oral To Dildo With Sex Toy Up His Butt

August 24, 2012 at 8:21 am by Morbid

St Paul, MN – After 911 received a call from a woman regarding the driver of a truck in front of her, a dispatcher informed officers close to the location to keep their eyes out for “a white male in a red pickup performing oral sex on a white dildo.”

Police responded to the area and noticed a red pickup on University near Wheeler Street being driven by 45-year-old Brian Wutschke. They pulled him over and searched the interior of his truck, which contained several pairs of women’s panties, including a pair hanging from the rear-view mirror and one on the gear shift.

But that was nothing compared to what they found inside Wutschke. After first locating a sex toy underneath his flannel shirt, they also detected a buzzing sound as they were giving him a pat-down. That’s when Wutschke admitted to the officers that he had an electric sex toy shoved up his ass.

None of the officers present wanted to deal with the removal of the sex toy, so they arrested Wutschke and placed him in the squad car. The officers reported they could hear the sex toy vibrating inside Wutschke as he sat on the plastic seats of their squad car.

The toy was not removed from Wutschke’s ass until he was booked into jail on suspicion of indecent exposure and obscene materials and performance. Sheriff officials say that even after it was removed, no one felt comfortable turning it off.

“They’ll just let the batteries run out,” said police watch commander Eric Anderson.

Ultimately, after reviewing the case, the St. Paul city attorney’s office authorized police to issue Wutschke a citation for indecent conduct.

Tags: Brian Wutschke, Crime, dildo, Minnesota

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slavesher

Better hope those aren’t new energizer batteries……
kimbev69

Damn I thought it was my ex for a minute til I saw the pic :/
slavesher

I too had an ex who was fond of sex toys in his ass, although I don’t think he ever decided to take a drive while partaking…..
Sam

‘Kay… aside from the fact that i just don’t get the point of giving a sex toy a bj – what was the toy under his shirt doing? Motorboating his moobs?
CT

No was hurt except perhaps his ass, cut the guy some slack. Some women are so jealous and never want a guy to have even a little bit of fun.
slavesher

I think maybe he dropped it down there while getting pulled over. Not wanting to be seen “smokin’ the plastic cigar” by police. His target audience was clearly old ladies at bus stops and pedestrians.
Sam

Huh. A guy with THAT mustache who loves giving bj’s and getting it up the butt, but who’s not into guys in uniform. Go figure.
Sam

Maybe it wasn’t so much about what he was doing but more who’s dildo he was using?
Sam

Actually, scratch that. If it was my dildo, it would very much be about what he was doing with it.
tkaz

Dude…what wave of thoughts do you think went through the cops heads when they got that dispatch call? Poooor cops.
kimbev69

Lol
slavesher

Hate to be the low man on the totem pole that had to remove that thing after booking.

Cop: ” OK bend over and spread your cheeks. Push a little. Whoa, Whoa, here it comes..”

PLOP

There’s the vibe skittling across the floor like some shit covered cat toy…..

LMAO!!!
laurablue87

I can’t believe you just made me envision that. Brain bleach?! Can someone PLEASE pass the brain bleach?!
slavesher

Yea and he looks like a pretty hairy dude.
slavesher

He reminds me of Ron Jeremy. (YUCK)
sam1211

Sooo he got to enjoy his ride in the cop car
newstarshipsmell

Did they confiscate his panties too?
Tina

that was disturbing on soooo many levels I can’t count. Like a car accident you really don’t wanna see it ….but you can’t seem to look away! Well…..yeah….. my brain hurts now ^_^ =/
http://www.facebook.com/people/Cindy-Crawford/13964421 Cindy Crawford

Dear lord, where’s the brain and eye bleach when you need it the most???
derae

As a police dispatcher, my heart goes out to the dispatcher that actually had to dispatch that call. I can guarantee that as soon as she unkeyed the radio, she was laughing her ass off and every officer on duty at the time was calling her on the phone to give her hell!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=529168773 Toy Thompson

Hey slavesher? Does that make a man gay or bi…curious if he likes things in/around his hind hole? I just think that’s NOT RIGHT! CTFU
http://www.newsvine.com/carmella75 Carmella

That has be the funniest shit (literaly) i read on here in awhile..lol…the cops could of wore latex gloves to shut the damn thing off…they use them for cavity checks, why not to push one little switch..lmfao!!!!
malq

At least the dildo was white, he is not mixing races.
slavesher

I think it makes them “adventurous” but thats just me and I am one f’d up individual.
JGo555

DUDE! Just don’t do it while driving.
I see nothingwrong here execpt the dude DROVE. This is along the lines of sexting while driving.
JGo555

If I am to appear in DD for something, it better be for this.
JGo555

It doesn’t make you gay, it makes you knowledgeable about your body because you KNOW what gives you pleasure without taboos. It also makes you one helluva fun individual if your partner is into the same things you are, so you’ll both be more attuned & comfortable with each other, ultimatedly connecting in a deeper level.
You become gay if you partake in ANY sexual activity with/you’re attracted to the same sex as you, exclusively. Whether you admit it to yourself or not.
onlyme356

At least his hair looks good, Darth Vader must be green with envy.
JohnQknowitall

Police work at its best. Thank god he wasn’t carrying a gun because that have actually have protected society from something real.
Whatevn

personally speaking, I wouldnt want to drive by have my daughter looking as a man sucking a dildo and sniffing some panties :/
captaingrumpy

If I was a cop ,I would wear a whole latex suit ,or a “body condom” until I went home. You don’t know what you will catch.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Anna-Hall-Grillot/100000054600337 Anna Hall Grillot

Omg, I just laughed so hard, I am literally crying! You fogot to mention the room fill of cops jumping up in chairs like its a rat, everytime that thing skitters by! I am so glad I wasn’t there, imagine the horror…
http://www.facebook.com/people/Anna-Hall-Grillot/100000054600337 Anna Hall Grillot

Talk about your multitasking….. And ewwww!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Anna-Hall-Grillot/100000054600337 Anna Hall Grillot

I know, right? I thought the pleasure in a bj was to know you are giving pleasure…. I don’t know of anyone who gives it just for the sake of doing it… I have seen pics of women with toys in their mouth, but thought was to turn men on, so I guess he was advertising? Or, uh, thought he looked hot doing it? O.o Though, I imagine he has encountered a mirror at least one in his life, so that seems far-fetched…
MuMuGuy

I feel bad for Mario because he has to resort to this after Princess Peach dumped him. Heck, he probably had this expression when he stuck the toy in his butt.
Sam

Not too sure about the mirror. You’ve seen his hair, right?
http://www.facebook.com/mona.light.14 Mona LightSub

oh my!
http://twitter.com/EcophobicEricka Ericka C.

Meanwhile in the evidence room…. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Someone turn that thing off.
http://www.facebook.com/damien.holland.777 Damien Holland

The look on his face says all there is that needs to be said…
http://damiensholland.com