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Woman Charged With Beating Walmart Shopper In Checkout LineFARMINGTON, Maine - Police arrested a woman after they say she punched and kicked a female rival in the checkout line of a Walmart. God knows I have wanted to do this on occasion whenever someone in front of me pulls out their checkbook after they just watched their fifty items get rung up in slow motion, but this was more of a domestic issue.

According to reports, 32-year-old Sarah Hanson and her husband were shopping in Walmart when Hanson found her husband talking with another woman inside the store. Hanson ran up to the woman and let out a string of obscenities before leaving the store with her husband.

Outside in the parking lot, Hanson and her husband got into an argument that ended with Hanson going back inside the Walmart where she found the other woman standing in the checkout line. Witnesses say Hanson called the woman a name before punching her in the face. After the woman fell to the ground, Hanson allegedly began kicking her before leaving the scene.

The victim wasn’t seriously inured and was treated at the hospital. Hanson turned herself in to police a few hours later and was charged with aggravated elevated assault and domestic violence assault. She was released on a $1,000 cash bail that I bet her husband paid.

No word on the history between the two women, but one report used the word “rival” so I am assuming that the victim may possibly be an ex-love interest of the husband. Although, based on my experience with jealous girlfriends not wanting to share this delicious piece of man-candy, it could have very well been a 65-year-old Walmart worker offering Hanson’s husband free samples of Sara Lee honey ham.

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  • Sam

    Don’t underestimate the powers of the 65yo Walmart worker, Morbid. Free ham is free ham.

  • http://twitter.com/lilsouthernrn Cynthia Sweeney

    Oh my! You know I will never and I mean never understand this line of thinking. If they want someone else; why does a man or woman want or keep them? Same thought process add in curb stomping the person or persons they are messing with * the victim is in the same boat as said aggressor * CRAZY *

  • SayAunt

    Aren’t these stories usually the other way around as far as the genders? Not too hard to figure out who wears the capris in that disfunction.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    Dam, nobody told me about the the 1 punching line or less.

  • CT

    How many times I’ve wanted to punch someone while waiting in line? So far I haven’t succumb to the temptation of wailing someone in the head with let’s say a pineapple or a canned ham or a frozen turkey or a bag full of baked beans cans or a 30 pounds of Tidy Cat but it may have crossed my mind once or twice.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    This was totally not Sarah’s fault;the lady who received the express check out service must have pulled Sarah’s trap card.

  • sugarpie

    Oh Sarah, I think the little green monster has taken over your brain completely. No cure now, you and your object of affection must live out the rest of your lives on a secluded island with no competion from POW (People of Walmart).

  • HotReadingMama

    Damn floozy bitches! I say punch ‘em all!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    To who ever is responsible for me being able to post on my original account today “Thank you.”

  • sweekymom

    “Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet,
    Slammed the child on the hard concrete.”

    Maybe her husband is Slick Rick.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Mrs. Hanson’s short list of daily affirmations for her husband:

    * It is 5:05pm. You got off at 4:30pm. It only takes 25 minutes to get home. Where were you and what were you doing?
    * Do you think she is prettier than me?
    * Do you ever think of other women?
    * Did you go to the gym? You don’t smell like the soap we use.
    * Who was on the phone?
    * I don’t recognize this number on your phone.
    * You have been on that computer for 10 minutes. What the hell are you doing there? I swear to god I am buy Net Nanny tomorrow.
    * Saying hello to the neighbor’s wife without him or me being there is just wrong, wrong, wrong.
    * Remember what you did on October 7th, 2006 at 3:26:03pm? I know you remember because it still pisses me off.

  • lyssdexia

    “express check out service…” *snort*

  • David

    I swore years ago that I’ll never put up with that kind of crazy… again (hey… I was young). It simply is NOT worth it.

    Oh… and of course, SHE was the one who ended up cheating with multiple dudes. Yay.

  • sam1211

    mmmmmm Honey Ham :) )

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1111040088 Kelly Durbin

    wow

  • JGo555

    Because the husband had NO FAULT in this WHATSOEVER. Nope. It was all that shopping whore.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Too bad this Walmart didn’t hire Dena Schlosser – she probably would’ve quickly disarmed the assailant.

  • CT

    Kudos.

  • Abroad

    As they say in Denmark: A thief thinks everybody steals.

  • midniteshadows

    LOL! Too funny!

  • Eliza Berntsen

    Plus they are extra gummy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cindy-Crawford/13964421 Cindy Crawford

    If the husband is smart, he will leave that crazy, possessive bitch. When partners turn possessive and controlling, their violence could easily turn toward you, not just people who attempt to say hello to you…..

  • LeaveMeBe

    *standing ovation*

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anna-Hall-Grillot/100000054600337 Anna Hall Grillot

    I should try to post on mine, too. I haven’t been able to for months. I like to be a bit more anonymous than my facebook….