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Xbox Live Argument Leads To Teen Charged With Attempted MurderOAKLEY , CA – A 17–year-old has been accused of trying to kill his friend after the two got into a heated argument while on Xbox Live.

Kevin Kemp, 20, says he was chatting with the family friend on Xbox Live when the discussion turned into an argument. The argument was not about a game, but rather a longstanding feud between the two. Fighting words were exchanged and Kemp told the teen to jump if he was feeling froggy.

“I’m like, ‘Bro, if want to do this, come over to my house and we’ll do this right now,’” Kemp said.

Kemp heard the teen’s headset hit the floor and was surprised at how fast he covered the short distance between their houses. He was also surprised to learn that the teen was not there for a fistfight when he walked through his front door with a gun in one hand, and a knife in the other. After pushing past Kemp’s mother, the teen walked up to Kemp’s bedroom, took aim, and fired.

“He points the gun right at me and takes out the clip and shows his bullet, puts it back in the gun, tries to shoot me and he shot it and it went right past my head,” Kemp said. “Almost hit me.”

After failing to kill Kemp with the gun, the teen tried again using the knife to stab Kemp 22 times. Luckily for Kemp, his impressive set of bitch-tits probably helped keep the knife from hitting his heart or any major arteries. He was stitched up after being rushed to the hospital an as you can see from the following video, is doing fine.

The teen was arrested and charged with burglary and two counts of attempted murder. The DA’s office said they will be charging the teen as an adult. As for their friendship, Kemp says that it’s probably over.

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  • Sam

    Charged with burglary? Because eh… he tried to hack off and run away with Kemp’s moobs?

  • Sam

    Love how proudly he’s showing off his Adonis-like physique. I bet he’s hoping to finally get laid now that he’s got some badass scars and a bulletproof reputation to boast with.

  • http://twitter.com/Bigcced Cedric

    WTF is wrong with people now-a-days ?

  • slavesher

    forever alone…

  • brain_bomb

    That dude’s areolas are the size of car wheels!

  • CT

    MOOBS! Run for your lives.

  • Gee

    No doubt those moobs saved his life. It would take a big hunting knife to pierce that blubber. Hope he really like that Xbox as that’s the only action he is ever going to get with that fluffy body.

  • CT

    Very snarky. I like it.

  • CT

    OK, now that I got my moobs things out of the way. Really guys? What possibly could these two have as a “long standing feud.” Did his friend eat the last twinkie? Did Taco Bell run out of Nachos Grande and he got the last one? Did he promise him a gallon of YooHoo and not deliver?

    Sorry, but I can’t get past the fact moobzilla answered the door without his shirt on. OK we get it, he stabbed you. Now put your fucking shirt back on.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    “Love how proudly he’s showing off his Adonis-like physique.”

    I am in tears trying to hold in my laughter at the office.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Speaking of snarky I miss @DangerousKindofSnark :(

  • CT

    :( me too

  • Sam

    Then my work here is done. :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/That.Girl.Has.Tattoos Savage Von Drachenberg

    LMAO That guy dude is a fucking badass.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    By the looks of things they better put a warrant out for cholesterol too while they’re at it. One more Triple bacon bacon quadruple cheese enchillada bacon fries burger shakes and his gunt’s gonna need its own zip code.

  • http://twitter.com/Bigcced Cedric

    If my areola ‘s were the size of small dinner plates I would never take my shirt off – I would shower with my shirt on ….

  • RachelAnnPrince

    Check out the bitch tits on that gelatinous mass of wtf? I mean srsleh bro put on a shirt please for the sake of the public. I wonder what his X-box bro looks like

  • ShelbySP

    Yeah, where is she? :(

  • ShelbySP

    It wasn’t a knife, it was a harpoon.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Don’t know. She said that she would be gone for a while.

  • newstarshipsmell

    “Kevin Kemp, 20,…
    … After pushing past Kemp’s mother, the teen walked up to Kemp’s bedroom…”
    Of course.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    You’re okay with them being tea saucers then ?

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Oh that’s magic… wonder how he maintains his blowhole ? because this one time , at swim camp….

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    You know though, if he’s ever on my plane that crashes in the Andes? survivor or not, he’s gonna be my tenderloin, medium rare.

  • NY_Mommy

    So this story reminded me of this time in jail when these two chicks were arguing and the fat chick said, ‘if you’re feeling froggy, bitch, leap!’. Well the lil chick must have been feeling froggy cuz the second that statement fell out of fat chicks mouth she gave the fat chick the worst ass whooping of her life. By the time they pulled lil chick off her, fat chicks hair was all over the floor (and it wasn’t weave). The next day her whole face was black and blue. Now I always caution people against saying the ‘froggy’ statement. Just like in this story you never know who’s going to leap!

  • creamofflicka

    Stop it guy’s,.. your nipple talk and Bitch-Titt’s pic are makin’ my pants feel all tight. His milkshake evidently DOES bring the boys to his yard. So,.. there ya go.

  • Eliza Berntsen

    Damn, I hate it when men have bigger tits than me.

  • Eliza Berntsen

    He scratched his Halo3 CD? Or put it back in the worng way round?

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Oh creamy, we can always count on you to bring the conversation around to it’s spooge content potential.

  • creamofflicka

    Rule 32, Rule 42. I’m just saying. either way,.. I’m covered. I’m by the book.

    BTW: I’m down with the saucer sized areolas (well not on the sexy beast in the article, in more of a hetero kinda way.),.. its the scrambled egg tits that make me puke a little.

  • JGo555

    Wow, nerds really lose touch with reality after too many hours of WOW.

  • tinalib13

    Hey I wanted you to know I used to play the flute. This one time at band camp…winky winky ;-)

  • tinalib13

    bwahahahah…moobzilla!! Fucking funny woman!

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    All this talk of blow holes … and here you are ! LoL

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Where I come from, a nice confusing purple vein map, a few sprigs of wiry eye poking nip hair, remarkable and suspicious bumps n lumps and a cock-eyed aim at the floor and mikey’s mom’s your aunt/uncle.

  • tinalib13

    You’re a bad boy Yeti.

  • tinalib13

    Ha! You love it and you know it buddy.

  • tinalib13

    Me three…

  • bored_stiff

    Hey Yeti, according to boys down at the swim club, you’ve got damn near identical man boobs to Kemp. They tell me your stab wounds are self-inflicted, but why would you use rusty garden implements to stab yourself.

  • bored_stiff

    I used to play trumpet. Do you think our experiences at band camp were the same?…..did you lose your virginity to a horny, old, hairy, hunch-backed, bow-legged, reeking of cheap whiskey camp cook. I should have listened to the tuba player and not followed that trail of oreo’s.

  • creamofflicka

    HA! You,… you’re funny! 1-up for you, Yeti!

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    I dunno stiffy, it seems to have produced the content, well adjusted, intelligent and completely twisted hobo slobber freak you are today.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Did they whisper that to the top of your head?

  • bored_stiff

    Nope. I read your diary.

  • bored_stiff

    Why thank you. A compliment from you is a momentous thing, even though I have to put up with your flatuatory rape and corndodgery.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Excellent stiffy, and tonight I want you to sleep with your toilet plunger and think of uncle Clem. I want you to give it a woman’s name, that instrument of rubber, and wood……because that is the only pussy you’re gonna get.. Your days of finger banging mary jane rotten crotch through her perty pink panties……… are….. over! Stiffy do you understand that

  • LeaveMeBe

    I thought they just clubbed seals to death…

  • bored_stiff

    You forgot didn’t you? Hint: your wife’s sister. As far as the plunger thing, way ahead of you. She’s been called Lois for years. My days of finger banging gone, I haven’t received any memos on that yet. So me and mary rotten crotch will continue on.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Well hula hula hula and a bula bula bula….. who’s at the head of the Mexican hat dance now….. just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake ain’tcha stiffy?

  • TinyCyborg

    Its like stabbing a giant gummy bear! 0.0

  • ShelbySP

    This man is far too ugly and hairless to be a seal. Maybe a walrus.

  • JohnQknowitall

    This guy is the reincarnation of St. Sebastian. He may have lived this time, but he might have been a saint.

  • JohnQknowitall

    HEY! It costs thousands and thousands of dollars to have a body like that!!!

  • Sam

    Not to mention all those tedious months of antagonising the mentally unstable kid in the neighbourhood via xbox live…

  • lespacino

    I don’t normally try to kill people, but when I do it is always over super important stuff like video game banter…

  • lespacino

    “scrambled egg tits?!?!” I hate to ask, yet I’m dying to know what that means!

  • Califboy

    Quick everyone, roll it back into the ocean before it dies,,,,,,,

  • Califboy

    I think his blow hole is brown and on the bottom by looking at him….

  • Califboy

    How cute, you call it the flute….. :)

  • Califboy

    we would ask you to shower with your shirt on, and maybe a hoodie too.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Hold the cheese and I will have one too!

  • JohnQknowitall

    Did the guy who beat his girlfriend over a facebook picture posting have a son?

    http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/08/01/man-beats-girlfriend-picture-facebook-wall/

  • pikeman

    At least his moobs were mostly spared.

  • pikeman

    I thought you were going to say something about losing virginity to a horny, old, hairy, hunch-backed, bow-legged, reeking of cheap whiskey yeti. :P

  • bored_stiff

    It was band camp and the only instrument Yeti could play was his own so he wasn’t allowed in. Yeti went to penisatarian camp. This is where he perfected his stalking and hunting methods for the main course prize.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Cool, I saw on your facebook page how you laid waste to a footlong in one gulp… your fans likely produce their own cheese huh?

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    That’s pretty much the first and last thought of you West coasters isn’t it?

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    We were hoping the resident moob expert would weigh in, your bucket of fish heads is on its way to you pikey.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Who you calling old?

  • creamofflicka

    Sorry,. been away a few days. Scrambled Eggs tits are the one with the jacked up not even remotely symmetrical nipple/areola . Imagine a sunny side up egg,.. then take a fork and swirl the yolk around about 4 times. That’s what it looks like. An areola with wack-a-do shape and a nipple running to the east or where ever. It’s kind of odd in pictures,.. but when you’re hooking up in the dark and you notice things aren’t exactly where they belong,.. it gets weird. Turning the light on for a look is the worst thing you can do. I promise.

  • http://www.facebook.com/steve.p.davis.1 Steve Paige Davis

    Lose the beard. you’re too fat to be a Quaker.

  • captaingrumpy

    Know any one eyed piccolo players ???

  • http://all-out-nobody-girl.tumblr.com/ Figure.10

    >impressive set of bitch-tits
    Saved his life, they did.

  • http://www.facebook.com/harry.buttwisker.9 Harry Buttwisker

    The attacker was just doing him a favor. trying to end his life before bad cholesterol does.