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Woman Arrested After She Tried Breaking Into Ohio Jail

July 31, 2012 at 12:50 pm by Morbid

Hamilton, Ohio – A woman in Ohio was arrested the other day after she was busted trying to break into jail.

On Sunday morning, a Hamilton jail corrections officer was leaving work when he noticed 36-year-old Tiffany Hurd lying near a fence at the rear of the jail. She was wearing a backpack and appeared to be intoxicated.

Deputies were called to the scene after she refused to leave the premises and attempted to climb the barbed wire fence that surrounded the compound. When deputies arrived, they also advised Hurd to leave the area, but again she refused and continued her attempt to scale the fence. ”I want to be arrested,” she stated.

So the deputies obliged her. Hurd was arrested and charged with criminal trespass and disorderly conduct. Her bond has been set at $2,500.

“Her actions really caught me by surprise,” said Sheriff Jones. “I know the economy is bad right now, but I didn’t think it was so bad that someone would actually try to break IN to jail. I will probably never say that I’ve now ‘seen it all,’ but this one sure comes close.”

Tags: alcohol, Crime, Jail, Ohio, Tiffany Hurd

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Valerie

LMAO
tinalib13

I can feel my intelligence level dropping just fron reading about this woman. WTF??

Lol I read the headline to my son and he said, “Why would you try to break into jail? Wouldn’t you just use the front door?”
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

Hey, it’s a real pic of “the_yeti_knows”
brain_bomb

At least she brought a sleep over bag with her… That was considerate.
OutOfBubbleGum

In a mix of Reality and Real-life prison drama where the Ultimate winner receives a lifetime 8’ by 8’ concrete with iron bars protective estate that includes a personal chef that serves thousands, Tiffany Hurd became the first contestant on ‘Dancing with the Big House Stars.’ DWTBHS featured known celebrities as Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson, and Danny Bonaduce.
DISCLAIMER!!
‘Dancing with the Big House Stars’ should not be confused with the nineteen century ‘Dancing from the end of the Rope,’ DFTEOTR, whose champion is the much acclaim star Father Howard who was father to Moe and Curly.
JohnQknowitall

If only more would be criminals would follow her lead.
Irena Jaroszewski

anyone can be homeless anytime. She is obviously desperate; it’s very very sad. I can’t imagine being in a position where I felt there was no one and nowhere I could go but to a prison, so at least I can sleep somewhere and eat. Horrible. I’m for one grateful I have somewhere to go, a bed to sleep & a job to go to. So many people don’t have it.
Divine

Nope, but that is his wife……
Snickering x Hydra

I can think of several ways to wind up in prison without climbing fences.

Barbed wire and backpacks are a reasonable starting point, I suppose.
Sam

I wonder what she packed in her backpack for her sleepover. Her Dora the Explorer sleeping bag? Tweezers to keep those wildly overgrown eyebrows in check? Tuna sandwiches in case she got hungry halfway through, and, you know, to get used to the taste?
The_Yeti_Knows

Oh there’s tuna sandwiches waiting alright….. warm and questionably sanitary ones.
The_Yeti_Knows

She’s had a bite of a hard life I’ll admit that…. Never met someone who plucked out one of her own kidneys before for 600$ and a years supply of preparation “J”
The_Yeti_Knows

By the looks of you tattoo, you’ve spent your whole life spankin to the sears catalogue. I’ve just completed a survey, and we all prefer you replace your profile pic with something a tad more acceptable….. jabba the hut okay?
The_Yeti_Knows

You f
read this shit to your son? How did he like the one about the looney chick who scissored out her duodenum last week?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

Oh good, you got so butt hurt on this one that you needed to reply 3 days later. You’re losing your touch ol troll. Also, you aren’t fooling anyone, you would need to be able to read before you can complete any survey.
tinalib13

Just the headline Yeti, not the whole article. And only the ones that aren’t nasty. I don’t wanna scar him for life.
The_Yeti_Knows

Meh, the illiterate angle ? gets you a 4… Now since you have plenty of experience hiding man-boobs you could have tried that approach… jump up and down to shake those boy titties next time, that’ll stir up some ideas.
The_Yeti_Knows

Living in your house, you might want to upgrade your drug plan ……… jk ……….
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

And your anusmouth has plenty of experience hiding dicks. Maybe you should call someone to help you with this insult stuff.
The_Yeti_Knows

I won’t keep you long today Miguel.. I know you’re in a hurry to make the guest speaker appearance at the Latino Sphincter Stretcher Society’s annual ball ( lick )
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

ok, you’ve accomplished something finally. You are now boring me. I apologize to the writers for allowing this to take up so much chat space. Continue to live your pathetic life shiti_blows. I’m sure you’ve wasted enough tears on me.
The_Yeti_Knows

Oh don’t go chachi, I was only having fun…. I shouldn’t have drawn attention to your frontbum,monobrow or manboobs and I wont ever speak of the favouritism shown you by the local Catholic priests ever again either.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

yawn.
The_Yeti_Knows

I dunno….. The only comment on your janitor’s skills evaluation report?
onlyme356

Maybe her girlfriend is in prison and she wants to be with her again?