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Cops In China Save Sex Doll Saved From Drowning

July 25, 2012 at 2:30 pm by  

Cops In China Save Sex Doll Saved From DrowningShandong, China – Giving new meaning to the phrase “rode hard and put away wet,” eighteen of China’s finest came to the aid of a woman who’d reportedly submerged into one of the province’s rivers–only to find that the  ”damsel in distress” was a female sex doll.

The crew had worked frantically for nearly an hour to rescue the “woman” after police responded to a call of a female possibly drowning in the river.  After realizing they had just rescued someone’s blow-up lover, they held it up to the crowd of approximately 1,000 who had gathered to watch the rescue efforts who shielded their children’s eyes and dispersed.

No telling how the sex doll got in the river in the first place, but the Times of India reports that Shandong is a large producer of sex toys and supplies them across the globe.

This is the second story out of China in about a month detailing a sex toy being mistaken for something else. I don’t know if you caught it or not, but one Chinese television station sent out a young female reporter, Ye Yunfeng, to a remote village where a strange mushroom had been discovered.

“This looks like a type of fungus with mushroom heads on both ends. On this side, you can see what look like a pair of lips and on the other side it has a small hole that goes through to the other end,” said Yunfen as villagers are shown grabbing the shaft and poking at what is a very obvious (and dirty) sex toy floating in a bucket of water.

After the video went viral and the station was informed that what the villagers had discovered was a fake vaginaanus, they released a statement apologizing to their viewers and blaming Yunfen for being young and naive. Here’s the video in case you are one of the two people who haven’t seen it.

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    • SayAunt

      Oh Boy! I can just see Disney’s next blockbuster “Finding Nympho”.

    • Eliza Berntsen

      Considering that China makes 90% of products on the market, they sure are unfamiliar with their own merchandise.

      And why do they call it a fleshlight? Sounds like something you would use in a dark cave to illuminate it.

    • Sam

      But, but… she WAS drowning! Look at the poor lass, completely deflated and without flotationary powers.

    • Chinchillazilla

      After realizing they had just rescued someone’s blow-up lover, they
      held it up to the crowd of approximately 1,000 who had gathered to watch
      the rescue efforts who shielded their children’s eyes and dispersed.

      So the crowd was okay with their children watching an actual human being drown, but god forbid they see a sex doll.

      I was once at the wave pool King’s Island when one lifeguard stood up, whistled, and pointed. Another lifeguard dove in, went to the bottom, and pulled out a little boy, who looked about three or four years old. He was limp. They pulled him to the edge, got him out of the pool, and began CPR. Every single person at the pool was watching in silent horror. Some people were crying.

      When they were done with CPR, one lifeguard picked him up, slung him over her shoulder like a sack of rice, and walked away. At that point, everyone realized that the little boy was a goddamn dummy they were practicing “rescuing.” A little announcement of “Hey, you’re not actually seeing a child die” would have been nice.

    • Johana Medina

      LMFAO @ mushroom video!

    • Wolf_of_Mars

      Ahhh, the Chinese… Them folks really know how to party by themselves.

    • onlyme356

      One side straight looks like a vag – How could they not know the “meaty object” was a toy? And what’s with the dude who volunteered to keep it at his home? LOL

    • The_Yeti_Knows

      See… now my real-doll would know better than to swim less than a half hour after after eating my junk

    • JohnQknowitall

      …they held it up to the crowd of approximately 1,000 who had gathered to watch the rescue efforts who shielded their children’s eyes and dispersed.

      The parents hoped that their children would see a blue and dead real female?

    • blubberdong

      To be fair, it’s easy to lose your grip on a slippery love doll when she has to be taken to the river to get cleaned out.

    • LoKi4778

      The Fleshlight looks like a flashlight when not in use… you know, so you can hide it in plain sight. Better than a flashlight when the power goes out IMHO…

    • LuvsHorror

      This is so funny!

    • JGo555

      Meat Linghzi. I AM TOTALLY USING THAT.

    • JGo555

      That is the saddest village & eldest in the whole wide world.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1489869015 Lance Larkin

      1 billion people and no one knows what a sex doll/vagina looks like?