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Homeowner Sends Naked Burglar To Hospital After Shooting Him In ChestMILFORD, CT – A 67-year-old homeowner sent a naked burglar to the hospital after shooting the intruder in the chest.

Gerald Mirto (pictured) told police that he heard a noise outside his (really, really nice) home and suspected someone was trying to break in. He armed himself and while investigating, he saw that a screen had been pushed in a window at the rear of his home and that 25-year-old Benjamin Prue, who was naked, was trying to get inside.

Once in the home, Prue charged Mirto, biting him on the arm and hitting him in the head. Mirto tried to fire a warning shot in the air but the gun jammed. Mirto was able to break free from Prue and ran upstairs to call 911 and to retrieve a second gun. When he came back down, Prue was still in the home and was attempting to steal a television.

Mirto says he pleaded with Prue to get out of his house but that, once again, Prue began assaulting him. Mirto fired one shot, hitting Prue in the chest. After being shot, Prue ran out of the house.

When police arrived they would find Prue 25 yards away in about knee-deep water in the Long Island Sound. He was rushed to the hospital where he was last reported to be in critical condition. Police would find Prue’s car parked nearby with the trunk open. Inside the car police found crack cocaine and paraphernalia.

Intruder scenarios are absolutely terrifying, armed or not. Recently I thought someone was in my house after coming home from work to find my side door open. I was armed and decided to go inside and perform a sweep. I was pretty brave at first, but by time I got to the back of the house, positive that someone was in the back bedroom, I was almost paralyzed with adrenaline produced by fear.

I sat there for about five minutes, my gun trained on the doorway of the back bedroom. I called out to whoever was in the room. I listened for any sounds of movement while trying to pay attention to my surroundings. I contemplated the 500 ways this entire scenario could go horribly, horribly wrong. I backed the fuck out of the house and called police–let them sweep the damn house.

They did, and found no one. No sign of a forced entry and nothing was missing. In all likelihood, my dumbass probably forgot to shut the door when I left that morning.

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  • Sam

    WTF? Who robs houses naked?? Does this guy have an appliance fetish or something and did he need to make sure anything he stole was ‘shaggable’?

  • sugarpie

    What – no naked mug shot?

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    I once went grocery shopping naked, as soon as I got to the frozen goods aisle though, things took a bit of a turn for the worse.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Dirty girl :)

  • blubberdong

    Double tap a little lower next time, Grampa. We don’t need a thief that can’t even dress himself to reproduce.

  • tinalib13

    The whole naked thing had me scratching my head, and I naturally assumed bath salts were involved. It made much more sense when I read they found crack cocaine in his car. Apparently crack kills AND makes you rob houses naked. Just another reason to stay away from that nasty shit.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Morbid I am glad sanity took over. You never know what is around the corner and some things (like this and choosing flower arrangements) are best left to experts.

  • Irena Jaroszewski

    Morbid: I love hearing your personal comments at the end of the stories the best. I usually read them with great interest.

  • Sam

    ? How do you forget your fur?

  • newstarshipsmell

    What? What kind of thinking is that? Wouldn’t you want to encourage naked thievery, since they automatically make themselves more conspicuous in any attempt to flee the scene, and hence more easily apprehended?

  • daMonBrooks

    The only thing that sucks worse then losing your shit and going on a naked rampage is getting shot in the process.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Sweety anyone worth their weight in nair knows a man must remain perfectly trim if he’s gonna attract any bumble bees , unless you’re from Tennessee, then well it’s perfectly understood that hair can at times actually pass as currency.

  • lyssdexia

    And also they don’t have any pockets to put more stolen stuff in!

  • newstarshipsmell

    On the downside, that makes it difficult for responding officers to justify claiming they saw the perp reaching for a weapon if he/she’s got no place to conceal it.

  • blubberdong

    Any crook that drags his junk on my stuff will get two shots to the crotch and I’ll get a testicle taxidermist and sell the bloody stuffed gonads on Ebay with the proceeds going to the Demon.

  • creamofflicka

    No,.. you’re right. Naked Criminal = Bath Salt Junkie.

  • creamofflicka

    HEH! Nekid Bath Salt Addict Porn! Untapped Niche in the industry. RedTube is installing a new channel as we speak.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Make it cage match nekid bath salt hobo hammer fist porn and invite our Muslim friends to consider a contender while you’re at it. Good ratings, HBO quality.. we could be rich (er) because all I really need is enough for solid gold spinners anda daily big mac and Im livin the dream baby, livin the dream.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Officer to Internal Affairs Division: “I swear he pulled that AK-47 outta his ass…” LOL!

  • newstarshipsmell

    Heh heh, I left that opening uncovered deliberately, been waiting all day for someone to bite :D

  • creamofflicka

    ..more like Showtime… But I like machine porn,. what do i know.

  • bored_stiff

    There is at least one spot where they could conceal a weapon while naked…just ask Yeti, he knows.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Sorry, most perps aren’t covered in a thick pelt of fur. He’s rather rare in that regard.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    No no no, I was referring to Hosebag’s Boxes Orifice network.

  • creamofflicka

    Noted. Updated Dish net Account. Dropped SPICE and added Hosebag’s Boxes Orifice channel. Let the drug addled nude heart attack, wine bottle and traffic cone insertions begin….. Color me stoked!
    ( i think i died little inside typing this)

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Just induce vomiting……… nothing a runway model purge won’t cure…. or in your case likely each of your babysitters reaction to scrubbing your hunchback.

  • creamofflicka

    not sure i totally understand that last bit,.. however,… erring on the the side of “the bad joke is going too far” you sir,.. get a point.

    I am abandoning thread…**aaiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee …..

  • LeaveMeBe

    The nakedness and biting made me think bath salts, too. Should’ve known when he didn’t proceed to try and eat the home owner it was one of the less dangerous drugs,

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    I like you, not much into cream though so whatever floats your horse. Stay thirsty my friend.

  • JGo555

    Again, if it ain’t your shit; DON’T MOTHERFUCKING TOUCH IT!

  • captaingrumpy

    I read a site this morning from a Muslim cleric that said it was all right to be homosexual as long as you do it in the name of Jihad. Weird , they don’t care whose name they use.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Lets see if we can get Richard Simmons to lead them all in a couple of episodes of “sweating to the oldies ” That’ll teach em.