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Ocala, FL – A Florida “mother” has been arrested after she ditched her 1-year-old son at a Walmart following a botched shoplifting attempt.

Police say 19-year-old Allison Niemeyer and her sister, 22-year-old Laura Niemeyer, stuffed approximately $60 worth of merchandise inside her son’s diaper bag as they perused the aisles of a Walmart on Friday. As they headed out the door with their loot, a loss prevention officer instructed them to come back inside.

Allison had some brain cells fire up behind that stupid looking face of hers, all three of them instructing her to run like hell and to leave her sister behind with her son. Laura eventually broke free from store employees and followed her sister to a van that had been waiting for them in the parking lot. The van sped off with the sisters, leaving behind the 1-year-old boy and the stolen merchandise.

The next night police would receive a tip that the sisters where driving a silver Dodge Durango and were currently enjoying themselves in a dance club. Police had the club page the owner of the vehicle and when the pair emerged from the club, they were arrested by police without incident.

Both sisters were charged with felony child neglect and retail theft, but Laura would get a resisting a merchant charge and Allison would get a charge for violating her probation. Turns out this isn’t the sisters first time in a courtroom.

Allison is already on house arrest until 2021 for her role in a 2010 home invasion where five teenagers were accused of breaking into a 61-year-old man’s home, pistol-whipping him and robbing him. Allison, who was pregnant at the time, was the getaway driver. Her older sister has three previous convictions for retail theft, grand theft and uttering a forged instrument.

The boy is currently in the custody of the Florida Department of Children and Families. If I were running this joint, Allison’s uterus would be on its way to the sun.

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  • newstarshipsmell

    Three seems a bit generous of you, Morbid.

  • JohnQknowitall

    There is something about Florida and Walmart that just screams for a gift for Cuba.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    They were likely shoplifting splintery dildos because something tells me that’s their only skill/hobby .. and forget the lube because the step kids just end up using it on the floors to try n kill each other. Ahhh Florida home of the assbag.

  • Sam

    Stupid you say? I don’t know, that’s a pretty elaborate plan to secure a babysitter to be able to enjoy a night of clubbing.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Bitch wasn’t even worried about her kid. For the love of all that is holy, take that kid and never give him back, Florida!

  • http://twitter.com/Bigcced Cedric

    According to her face book this is what Allison thinks “I’m a proud mommy my son means the world
    to me” – things that make you go “Hmm …”

    https://www.facebook.com/allison.niemeyer

    https://www.facebook.com/laura.niemeyer.31

  • JGo555

    And the award for mother of year goes to: NOT ALLISON!

    Sorry Allison, but you can try for next time again.

  • JGo555

    ACE!

  • tinalib13

    I’m thinking sterilization for both ladies (piecesofshit). The rusty meat hook method would be best. No more babies for you!

  • tinalib13

    That’ll be the last elaborate plan she concocts though. She had to have burned those three brain cells coming up with it.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    The only thing I hate about reading the comments, aside from the the occasional idiot, is when someone uses a joke I wish I had used. Kudos.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Tina for Supreme Court… or just plain supreme… I’ve been thumbing through the New England journal of medicine though and the rusty meat hook technique doesn’t seem to be mentioned… Is it maybe in the East Miami glory hole journal instead ?

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    I’m in a good mood.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sarah-Silcox-Martin/1460419094 Sarah Silcox Martin

    Did you notice on her facebook page it says her other interests are “Walmart”? Some people just don’t deserve to be mothers.

  • Texas Ranger

    “uttering a forged instrument”?????? Heh!!??

  • Texas Ranger

    Move along folks, nothing left to say here. Sammies comment says it all, and so eloquently.

  • curiousalways

    Their mama must be so proud. She’s raised her girls to look out for each other. To not let anything, not even as much as their own child come between these girls.

  • Ashley_xo

    How IN THE F*CK do you run off, leaving your 1 year old kid, and not even bother to try and get him back or atleast check on him, and just end up in a f*cking dance club, still oblivious to the whereabouts of YOUR f*cking child, like everything is just all good??

  • Ashley_xo

    Better question: How the f*ck do you ditch your kid completely over $60 worth of sh*t, and not attleast get away with the sh*t??

  • sweekymom

    If I were their mother I’d beat them both half to death. Everybody knows you don’t shoplift clothes from Walmart, fer chrissakes! You shoplift clothes from Target.

  • XenMojo

    Was nice of her to leave her cell number on her wide open FB page. Go on, hit her up, apparently she is bored. LMAO

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Last night, I spent some time perusing Allison’s facebook page. First of all: How the fuck is she on house arrest but running buck wild all over town? Don’t you get an ankle bracelet with that shit?

    Secondly: HELLO GHETTO. Did either of these morons attend school? Their facebook profiles don’t look they received any semblance of schooling.

    Thirdly: We need to revoke the rights to them using their uteruses.. uteri? Their baby making parts. Yeah. Stitch that shit shut.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    If you were their mother, this story wouldn’t exist.

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    ahh female Tools..

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    use Staples.. for CARPET

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    some peeps cant deal with store security.. plzze

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cindy-Crawford/13964421 Cindy Crawford

    “Allison had some brain cells fire up behind that stupid looking face of hers, all three of them instructing her to run like hell and to leave her sister behind with her son!” LOL! I nearly choked on my sandwich reading that one! :D

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Good to see you again. :-)

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Hiiiiiiiiii!

  • tinalib13

    Rip out that shit AND staple it shut. God Heather, we make a good team! <3

  • tinalib13

    I don’t know you yet, but I like the way you think. ;)

  • tinalib13

    Most definitely, and Yeti, you are making me blush! <3

  • sheevaa

    Yeah, I was wondering about that one, too.

  • bored_stiff

    Don’t assbags make great bait for the crocodiles and alligators down there?

  • JGo555

    I tried to decipher this & I can’t. Explain that to me? Isn’t part of the Cuban populace DYING to be in Fl? Not only that but the other part of the populace doesn’t want the USA in their territory.

  • JGo555

    YOu’re here! YAY! :)

  • JohnQknowitall

    If we give Florida to Cuba (perhaps with Walmart) then Cuba will be happy since Cubans can move there freely and the US will be rid of a very sad group of people (Floridians and their ilk). It will give us a chance to move our insane there first since Cuba has seen fit in the past to put boat loads of its “undesirables” in leaky boats headed for US waters)Yes Florida is very beautiful in places, but we have a lot more beautiful places and I think we will get along just fine.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    You raise an interesting suggestion…. Can we pile on all the Scientologists too? because even I know that the key to life is a happy colon … or is it a healthy colon? … my acquaintance bored stiff might know better, he’s always jamming something in there.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Good thing they don’t crawl up to Winnipeg too quickly, because the cornchute journal of zoology suggests they’re most partial to ass-hats dude.. You and your crosseyed family are safe for the next 200 years it’ll take them to get there.

  • ShelbySP

    Shitdamn, I didn’t know you could be under house arrest for almost 10 years!!

  • Pyncky

    “My son means the world to me.” Did she even know where the hell he was after she ditched him? I hope when he grows up someone tells him how much he really meant to her.

  • Sam

    Jam up your colon? That seems very risky – unless of course you enjoy getting tattood in your nether region by a swarm of bees.

  • evildino666

    lol now this is just messed up wat a terrible mother:o

  • http://oddlyunfocused.blogspot.com/ Eccentric_Lady

    Glad to see you back! Missed ya!

  • SayAunt

    As her uterus makes it’s way to the sun send her ass to Uranus.

  • Sam

    CCTV footage of mummy dearest not even thinking twice before abandoning the boy who supposedly “means the world” to her. She’s got some speed though, quite impressed! :)
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177422/Mom-aunt-leave-BABY-Walmart-Ocala-Florida-theft.html

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    I’ll pick you up on the way over, don’t wear anything complicated.. I’ll buy the rohipnol lattes too so you can relax a bit… what think ? maybe some more wings somewhere ?

  • Sam

    Peanut butter of course. A PBJjayjay.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    You own a German Shepherd don’t you ? LOL

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  • bored_stiff

    You seem to rely on the cornchute journal of zoology a little much don’t you. I read that rag cover to cover when your wife’s sister was blowing me. There is not a mention why a yeti would get sores on his back which just ooze pus. Has you doctor been any help?

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    You were abandoned at Walmart weren’t you? They must have taken you in to contribute to the dogfood crisis.

  • bored_stiff

    It was at Target. My parents had class.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Until the security video revealed they arrived on donkeys

  • bored_stiff

    Damn, damn, damn. When I bought that video from that crooked mall cop I was assured I had all the copies. Fucking YouTube. Fucking crooked mall cop.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Your lifelong love affair with Alpo no doubt has made it all worthwhile chihuahua breath.

  • pikeman

    Going to Walmart=strike one.

    Shoplifting at Walmart=strike two.

    Ditching your one year old kid at Walmart=strike three.

  • bored_stiff

    Hey sloth breath, have you ever tried it? Don’t knock it…blah, blah, you know the rest. I would freshen my breath but your wife’s sister and btw, your sister, demand I come over with said chihuahua breath. Would you argue with either one of them?

  • pikeman

    Sloth breath?! That’s fucking hilarious!

  • pikeman

    What do you call Sasquatches’ wife?

    Snatchsquatch.

  • bored_stiff

    Thanks. Another favorite one of mine is “trouser weasel”. Off topic yes, but still funny as far as I’m concerned.

  • Marie Brown

    I love how Allison states on June 28th that she just went to court and Thought she was going to be violated and was so darn scared YET this dumb cow states that she is at someones home ready to roll one up
    And darn near every comment includes something related to smoking. Last time i checked while you are on House Arrest
    1. You have a bracelet around your ankle that prohibits you from going anywhere let alone Walmart or a club
    2. You are given urine tests and we all know that Weed takes the longest to get out of the system.

    Someone should shoot a copy of that page with link to the PO or whomever is FAILING miserably at keeping this cow on the short leash so she can go to jail where she belongs..And PLEASE Someone tell me that child will not be handed back to her. It is obvious she has skated the system enough Time to let this one face the music

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Last time the three of us were in the same room I couldn’t sit down for 11weeks…. splinters can seriously damage the duodenum.

  • onlyme356

    She’s not too far from Casey Anthony. I mean really, you leave your baby behind and go out dancing? Did she plan on just abandoning the child for good? How could she treat her child like a worthless piece of garbage? Maybe since she knows she’s worthless herslef, she thinks her baby must be too.

  • shelaine

    Refers to her son only as FatKid, parenting skills? A+

  • MayContainNuts

    Clubbing in Florida must be real F*cking good !! Seems women in Florida enjoy it so much they are willing to kill their kid or just straight up abandon them.Thats Crazy ! Scary to think there is woman out there willing to do that .

  • captaingrumpy

    Don’t bet on it ,Ive seen plenty of mothers teaching their kids how to shoplift, and do other crime. It’s bonding you know.