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Woman Arrested After Slapping Boyfriend For Bringing Her Wrong Beer

July 13, 2012 at 9:09 pm by Morbid

SACRAMENTO, CA – A woman was arrested after she allegedly slapped her boyfriend for bringing her the wrong brand of beer.

Danielle Holt’s boyfriend called 911 Wednesday night to report he had been assaulted by his drunken catch. When sheriff’s deputies arrived, the man told them that Holt had gotten drunk and wanted to get drunker. Since the 27-year-old had no more beer to achieve this, she got him to walk to a nearby store to purchase more.

He said that when he returned Holt became angry over his choice of beer. When he refused to go back to get the brand she wanted, she slapped him across the face.

But Holt wasn’t quite through being a drunken cunt. Police say she was fighting and screaming the entire time they tried to get her into custody and had to physically remove her from the house. After kicking a chair at her boyfriend and kicking at the deputies as they tried to get her into the patrol car, she was safely transported to jail after being placed in a Hobble restraint.

Danielle Holt was booked at the County Jail and is now facing battery and resisting arrest charges. Hopefully her boyfriend is making good use of her absence by getting the hell out of there.

I have received a few complaints from people who hate to click our Continue Reading button on the shorter articles and only getting a remaining sentence or two in return. In order to help solve this first-world problem, I will add a random video to the end of the short articles so that click won’t go to waste and you can quit your damn whining.

Tags: Assault, beer, California, Crime, Danielle Holt, slap

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sweekymom

Sometimes, you gots to take a strong pimp hand wit yo man.
Prominent Prozac

Quit yo whining…Maybe not if you keep adding videos to help our lazyness. PS. Love the drunken usage of C-U-N-T.
EmmyDearest

Wow people actually complain about clicking the read more and only getting another sentence? Wow what a bunch of cunt wagons
https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

That video has been favorited! That little ditty will be in my head all night.
http://akemi-mokoto.me/ Akemi Mokoto

That the first time I’ve heard a women hitting a guy for bringing the wrong beer. But he should have given her the right beer. He had it coming(I am kidding).
UniqueMommy1984

Not sure which is more funny the article or the video…..
UniqueMommy1984

No kidding, never bugged me.
Coyote

Aren’t the comments a good enough reason to click the continue
reading button, or is it just me?
kimbev69

My favorite part of the video is him on the bigwheel lol
JGo555

“LIKED” for the video at the end.
@Morbid: DUDE! She’s single hopefully! Isn’t this how you like your “girlfriends!?”
Chixdigme

Brand of beer wasn’t good enough? Seriously? When did Coach start making beer? Or Versace or Ralph Lauren?
jennie1974

Oh, there are some bad

beers out there. I’m holding judgement until someone names the products. bring me back Bud or Heineken … I could see that being a problem.
Chixdigme

When one is three sheets to the wind it doesn’t matter anymore. The moment is lost.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Cindy-Crawford/13964421 Cindy Crawford

She ought to be grateful that she has (well had) a man who would go to the store to get her beer! My hubby is great enough to go to the store to even get me tampons. There’s no excuse for her treating him like that. He deserves better.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1489869015 Lance Larkin

Is there something in the water that’s suddenly making men become super, ultra mega pussies? If I was that guy I would’ve put that crazy lady in a headlock and made her eat ants.
newstarshipsmell

If she was drinking twist-offs, he should have just dumped the new beers into her empties and screwed the caps back on – problem solved.
newstarshipsmell

I think I’d prefer the “super, ultra mega pussy” label over having to explain to prospective employers why I checked the Yes box next to criminal history.
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Thank God Disqus added downvotes, so some idiot can down an innocuous comment like this one. Don’t worry, Coyote – apparently the downvotes count towards your total votes rather than against them, if you actually give a shit about that.
zman64

Heh.. Morbid knows how to deal with whiners..
Texas Ranger

The fuck shit guy is exactly how I pictured you lookin Morbid. Am I right?
Hamward

I love Reggie Watts! Nice choice.
fireychic

Rock On!
fireychic

LMMFAO!! I must say I was browsing old articles on here the other day and THE best part of it was @ the very end it closed with ‘and to all of you who clicked the read mor button…HI!’ I about shit! Much love to Morbid, the entire staff, & The DD as a whole!
Jim Powell

He probably went cheap and bought some keystone light. He should not have come home at all..Drunk-ass bitch.
Jim Powell

Won’t work tried it before Too much foam
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lol, dammit!
ShelbySP

Let’s be fair here, what kind of beer did he bring her? I cannot pass judgement until I know.
http://oddlyunfocused.blogspot.com/ Eccentric_Lady

I’m the smartass that would’ve been pissed if beer was brought. I’m a rum type…
wyrosjr

Stop doing that to a man now or I’m calling the “man abuse” hotline.
JohnQknowitall

If you don’t slap someone how will that person know he or she did something wrong?
https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

Right?!!
CT

OMG so true. If my spouse brought me home, let’s say, Bud Light Chelada. I’d have the crowbar out in seconds.
CT

I need figure out to use this as my cell phone ringer.
JohnQknowitall

And who could fault you? Not me anyway!
https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

I will only make this my phone ringer if I can be in a quiet, crowded place full of blue hairs when it goes off.
CT

I want to keep it for the times when my spouse really pisses me off and I will call myself over and over again. He hates when I swear so I make it a point to do so when he annoys me.
curiousalways

damn Morbid. what am I gonna bitch about now?
TruTruTrue

What, what happen?.. Lost track on that funny as video…. Need to re-read…
rensuchan

I’ve been familiar with this song for a while so I just plain cracked up as soon as I saw that it was the video at the bottom.
LeaveMeBe

I had no idea Mindy McCready changed her name to Danielle Holt and moved to California.
David

Really? He calls 911 over a slap? Fucking lame.
http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

You know what, whiny people? Back when I first came to this website, there was always a “Read More…” link. ALWAYS. It doesn’t matter if there was anything on the other side or not. You clicked it. There might be a few sentences, the other half of the article, or fucking god damn nothing. But you know what? NO ONE EVER COMPLAINED BECAUSE THIS SITE FUCKING SHOOTS THE CREAM OUT OF YOUR PANTS. I can’t believe you’re even accommodating the complaints, Morbid, because I like giving your site extra clicks and hits just fine.

Seriously, a site dedicated to such depraved stories like mutilated and cannibalized babies and people are fucking complaining about a fucking “READ MORE” button? Are you fucking for real?

I’m being somewhat facetious, of course, but just you know, people who complain about the button: you’re lucky he’s giving into your bitching. Back then, it was always there, whether you liked it or not. AND YOU CLICKED ON IT. And we walked to school barefoot, uphill BOTH WAYS, through BLIZZARDS, people.

Bunch’a softies.
DaBigKoasta

Lol! I remember that. Even if the article was finished the button was still there. And I always clicked on it. Every. single. time.
LeaveMeBe

It’s gettin’ hot in here…
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That’s probably the IcyHot I rubbed into your unused Poise Pads.
LeaveMeBe

You just brought back a terrible memory of my night with a blower dryer set on high and cool and my husband laughing so hard he fell off the bed.
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If it’s any consolation at all, I have a similar terrible memory.
LeaveMeBe

Not really any consolation, but you did make me smile. Burns like a m*****f*****r, doesn’t it?
newstarshipsmell

All I remember is sitting on a towel with a bunch of empty ice cube trays next to me, and assuring my mother through the locked bedroom door that “no I don’t need any help, no I’m not going to quit swearing any time soon.”
LeaveMeBe

Yow-wee! I feel ya. Mine was the middle of the night and I got up to pee. My husband had rubbed that shit all over my leg front and back before we went to bed because I had strained it during a softball game. While half asleep on the throne, I laid the toilet paper I had wadded up in my hand against my thigh. Yeah. Hubby woke up to the blow dryer on full blast and me whistling like a tea kettle. He laughed so hard he fell out of the bed.
newstarshipsmell

I launched myself off a bicycle after hitting the curb, while re-learning how to ride one a few years ago. Landed hard on the sidewalk and bruised my left thigh, ass and both wrists pretty good. Tried to tough it out until the pain was spreading up my back, got some Heat or whatever and, after rubbing it in all over my lower back, proceeded to apply it to the inside of my thigh, with no consideration at all for the next door neighbors. Wearing loose boxers.

I mentioned this once to classmates while in submarine school (I was the 32yo old fat guy surrounded by skinny 18/19yos) and found out that apparently it’s a common drunk dare for high school boys these days – half of them admitted to putting that shit on their junk on purpose. SMH
LeaveMeBe

On purpose? That’s nuts!

Sorry, couldn’t help myself.
defenestratethis

Bastard probably forgot the fucking pretzels too.
captaingrumpy

Don’t keep it to yourself,you can have a whole page.
captaingrumpy

I used to be a trainer for the football team and they used to rub this stuff everywhere before a game to warm up the muscles. When it hit the good places it really makes them run sooooo fast. The coach wanted it used more often.
http://www.facebook.com/harry.buttwisker.9 Harry Buttwisker

Let me guess, the beer she received had a large Blue Ribbon on the can…
http://www.facebook.com/datindecisive.slowpoke DatIndecisive Slowpoké

l0l
Malcommy

Everytime cops waste mens time making them against their will speak two words, I’m sorry dishonestly because they complimented a womans breasts and cleavage, they are abusing their authority, and ought to be punished for that, some sort of disciplinary action should be taken against women who lie to the police about mens compliments and the cops who use subtle coercion to intimidate men to admit they are wrong when they are not. Sexual socalled harassment law is from Lucifer.