High On Bath Salts, Man With Feces In His Mouth Tried To Fight Cop

Bath salts do seem to have one redeeming quality(sort of). It highlights, and, makes it easy to spot the users by their incredibly stupid & bizarre behavior. If I see someone with a bad twitch and a brown smile, I’m off & running!

Guy doesn’t have a pot to piss in, but he’s got a mouthful of shit.

the shocking part of this story is that it wasn’t in FL.

It’s like when some heroin addicts or crackhead’s hear that someone has od’d on something. Many want to know where that person got the dope from because it must of been some good stuff and they want to go and chase that high.

I see you got your hair done. Looking good.

It would seem to me that with all these bath salt stories that people would hear about them and avoid this shit like the poison it apparently is. I’m all for getting nekked and all but eating shit and / or rolling around on the floor naked, fighting people doesn’t sound like a good time to me.

Dear Morbid,

Thank you sincerely for not using the word “zombie” anywhere in this article. For some reason, pretty much every other news source will attach the word “zombie” to any story pertaining to bath salts. It is really fucking annoying, and it is fucking with my love of zombies. Both the zombies and myself appreciate this simple gesture. Once again, many thanks are forwarded to you, good sir.

Love and Titties,

*Squiggly Signature Here*

Count Rackula

OMG, I so remember those curlers. They always left that mark though.

Oh but brown smile ? maybe they own a chocolate store, set you up ? tell you what, just smell their breath ,, chocolate ? all good …… Rottweiler excrement ? ……book it booger.

Faeces in his mouth? So… is there a hobo running around somewhere missing his ass?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrdsssssssssssssss

Shitty breath and shit for brains! Bath salt are shitty all around!

Oh damn, I posted without reading all the comments. Shit!

Yeterday it was Yeti who was sooo wrong. Today, I’m thinking it’s you hon.

I can see that, but this doesn’t exactly look like a good high. If someone od’d on heroin and some junkie’s logic is that it must’ve been so good that the person got hooked and took too much or whatever, that somehow makes sense. Even though the person dies, they can think, “Well they just did too much”. But this shit looks like it’s about going berserk on some bad trip, so I don’t see why that would attract someone. Are they mainly going nuts because they’re taking too much, or because it’s just got some messsed up chemicals in it?

Before it was cool.

One of my 4 year olds told me recently that I wasn’t cool. When a preschooler tells you that aren’t cool, you really know you suck.

I’m really hoping that I have retained enough of my immaturity (and I think that I have) that a 4 year-old would not think I suck. I’m sure it seems like a kid lives in my place. Well… except for the booze bottles.

Why don’t all these morons just drink acid? Would save everyone a lot of time and money.

Damn. Need to stop by Toys R Us this weekend.

Would a Twister bedspread count?

I’m down! Do you have the spinner too?

I should be up near your cabin come August, that’s when you head up the ” running of the sphincters ” festival isn’t it ?

I would hate to be his significant other.

Yeah I did, BUT just think of what he will be thinking when he comes back to any senses he had before his “good time” and reads about the “good time” in the complaint. Something tells me his breath will smell like vomit. lol

Ha! Ok that’s funny. lol

Consider this your official invitation. You have to supply your own garden or fire hose(choice of which may or may not be in your control), gerbil or any woodland creature you can lay your hands on. You’ll also need rubber boots and your own gerbil GPS tracking sytem. Posters and t-shirts and programs will be available at the festival.

Misprint, she was ambidextrous .. or unilingulous , or was it biannualatious… something harmless like that .. Oh here it is monofiliminted … harmless really , tasted like mint.

Hmmmm how do you feel about vanilla caramel? Sweet to eat?

If it’s anything remotely close to liver and onions I’m in !

Nice, we’ll save the shit-eating for next Tuesday instead

Yeah, the media is getting pretty desperate with the association of word “zombie” to any bath salt story. The face-eater got a lot of hits for all of us who reported on it, so I guess they are just trying to get some kind of repeat performance.

Not even lightly toasted on a fresh with a nice bernaise ? starting with, of course
1. Hors d’oeuvre
2. Potage (soup)
3. Oeufs (eggs)
4. Farineaux (rice & pasta)
5. Poisson (fish) not just any fish either, a nice toilet trout

I have a hunch that this guy is just fucking nasty,bath salts or not.

I am locked out of my original posting account on here – I was signing in through Yahoo,and the option is no longer posted.Is that account now lost ? Or what ? Help please.

Hi Ced, I only login through Disqus. You don’t use that craptacular service too?

Ced, I used to log in thru Yahoo as well and then last fall switched to Disqus. I didn’t lose anything when I did.

Ced, open this link in a new tab: http://disqus.com/dashboard/#account

The Edit your profile window will appear on top of your Disqus dashboard, on the Account tab. Click the Services tab on the left instead.
Under “My Services” check the box next to “Display your Yahoo! profile” at the bottom.
This should cause another window to popup, with a Yahoo! signin screen. Sign in. You may then have to close the second popup or it may close on its own, then close the Edit your profile popup.
When you come back to this page refresh the page (CTRL+R) and hopefully it will reload with your old Yahoo! picture and comments/statistics linked. I’m not using a Yahoo! account so this is just my best guess after poking around the dashboard for you. Hope it works out for you.

THIS. THIS IS WHY NOT TO USE DRUGS.
YOU WILL SOMEHOW END UP EATING SHIT!?

The worst part? WE DON’T KNOW WHOSE SHIT IT IS!!! Could be dog crap, his crap, his brother’s crap or his mother’s turds. We all know it couldn’t have been the cat’s. Those fuckers only shit on expensive flower beds and if not they hide it so good you have to use your nose to find it.
Oh & this is an example of “weed being a “gateway” drug for more hard core drugs”. I don’t think that is a completely true statement, but it’s how they paint it for us.
My opinion won’t be given on that last statement since the potheads will not like me and I don’t want to be lumped with the other fundamentalists assholes. I enjoy my prescription Tylenol 3. ESPECIALLY when I have to fall asleep quick because I’ma have a looooong hard day the next day & I can’t stay up wondering about it.

Oh, your answer was tons more helpful than mine.

lol

I dunno… ask me again next week?

^Lolpunz

I’m giving you points for making it sound good and french (which is very sexy) and for persistence. But shit is still shit any way you prepare it.

LOL don’t ever change you dirty, hairy Yeti!

and the bath salts train just keeps on rollin…..hilarious!!!…

I hate that word, Jenkem. It always makes me think of Jenga, which always makes me think of teens stacking turds into a tower, and trying to slide them out without knocking it over.

So THAT’S what is meant by a shit eating grin.

Thanks! I noticed that yesterday.

Ewww! The cop should have shot him! D:

I think I might just Vurp. yup i did.

Ehhhh, i dunno if u know any heroin addicts but it really doesnt work that way. To OD u must simply take far more than ur current tolerance can handle ((ex: after 30 days in rehab ur tolerance is way lower than when u last used, so if u try to use the amount u were used to assuming itll REALLY fuck u up, chances are ull die. OR someone tainted the bags w/battery acid or some other deadly substance. In either case, the typical heroin addict would NOT seek out that specific batch of bags, if anything they’d do the opposite.