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New Mom Goes On Violent Rampage In Maternity Ward After Smoking Bath SaltsALTOONA, PA – It’s amazing that God sees to it that couples able to provide a loving household for a child are not able to conceive or adopt one, but will seemingly ensure the biggest morons are equipped with vaginas capable of shooting out babies like a rapid-fire Pez dispenser.

Case in point, 31-year-old Carla Murphy. Two days after this picture was taken of Murphy and her new baby, hospital staff called police when she began shouting, cursing and being aggressive towards several nurses. Believing she was on some kind of drugs that they did not give her, doctors decided to keep her at the hospital to be evaluated by mental health professionals.

As they were escorting her back to her room, Murphy ran into the bathroom where she stripped naked and began rolling around on the floor. She was unable to answer basic questions, but began berating the nurses helping her to her room as well as the responding police officers. After telling police they could search her belongings, they searched her purse and found a dismantled black pen with residue of a substance inside, a lighter and some white powder that Murphy called Disco – a street name for bath salts.

Murphy was given the anti-psychotic drug Haldol but continued to yell at the staff and try to push past the nurses and officers to get out of the room. Officers were able to restrain her at first, but soon the the struggle had spilled into the hallway. They were finally able to get Murphy back into her bed, but she immediately stood up and punched a nurse. After she struck, kicked and tried to bite an officer, she was arrested and placed in handcuffs. Still not done, Murphy kicked a nurse in the chest when they tried to help her get dressed. Police held her in the bed until the Haldol kicked in.

Murphy was taken to jail on an outstanding warrant and charged with aggravated assault, simple assault, disorderly conduct, public drunkenness and harassment, and several drug counts including felony possession of a designer drug.

Later that same day, police escorted a Blair County Children, Youth & Families caseworker to Murphy’s home. Murphy’s live-in boyfriend, Michael W. Stewart, allowed the caseworker to inspect where Murphy’s new baby would be sleeping and also gave police permission to search the couple’s bedroom. There police would find drug paraphernalia, needles, aluminum foil, bath salt containers and a broken glass bottle with brown residue on it. Police charged Stewart with possession of drug paraphernalia.

Murphy has since been released from prison and she, along with Stewart, will be back in court on Aug. 8 for their preliminary hearing on the drug paraphernalia charge.

I made a statement at the beginning of this article regarding the unfairness of drug-addled morons like Murphy having the ability to crank out babies while there are intelligent, loving couples able to provide a child with anything and everything it could ever need, but are unable to do so. But maybe I was a bit hasty dinging God. Maybe this is all part of the bigger picture. I mean, as much as I would love for every baby born to a great family and grow up as wealthy and successful as me, someone’s got to cook my fries and cut my grass.

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  • sherrdbw

    Well I’m certainly glad that this baby has a great start in life.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    ” like a rapid-fire Pez dispenser.” – I’m dead.lmao.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “Michael W. Stewart, allowed the caseworker to inspect where Murphy’s new baby would be sleeping and also gave police permission to search the couple’s bedroom. There police would find drug paraphernalia, needles, aluminum foil, bath salt containers and a broken glass bottle with brown residue on it. Police charged Stewart with possession of drug paraphernalia.”

    Why do these dumb fucks always give permission to search ? Next thing you know they are on their way to jail.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “someone’s got to cook my fries and cut my grass.”

    I have to totally agree with this.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    She looks like Gollum.

  • Sam

    Holy shish kebab. Jumping about naked two days after giving birth? What a bloody mess.

  • SayAunt

    Looks to me like she’s right out of a Tim Burton movie. Wonder what she named the poor kid?

  • Sam

    I read about this in the Daily Mail. It’s a shame you didn’t use the picture they used, of “mum” holding the new baby and looking at the poor thing with utter disgust. That one picture said it all.

  • Sam

    Disco Inferno?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sarah-Silcox-Martin/1460419094 Sarah Silcox Martin

    I didn’t see it in the article…where did the baby go? Please tell me they aren’t allowing this woman to raise that baby. It will only be a matter of time before she eats it’s face off. Remember that one mother who went psycho and decapitated her 2 week old and ate his brain?

  • blubberdong

    This scary bitch needs to have her fallopian tubes filled with that expanding foam shit.

    *edit* Did Morbid seriously use the G word?

  • JohnQknowitall

    Aristotle believed that god is a mover who is indifferent and uncaring. He believed that man has little use of a god who is either indifferent to his plight or causes it.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    Capitalized and everything! The world really IS fucked… :P

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Thanks for the heads up. Added the pic to the article.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    What are the odds that stayed totally drug free while pregnant? Was she just making up for lost time?

  • ShelbySP

    Right? After what happened with his girlfriend, you’d expect him to think “Hmm, someone might come check this place out, maybe I should clean up my illegal shit?”

    Wait, I just said “you’d expect him to think.” No you wouldn’t.

  • curiousalways

    I wonder if it has been released how many drugs the baby had in his system at birth. You wanna know what would have been really crazy? If she had taken the bath salts and then gone into labor. Can you imagine the scene? I think that would be a great horror movie Morbid.

    Let me tell you, I acted like I had taken bath salts when I was in labor and all I’d had was a sucky epidural.

  • sugarpie

    I think the manufacturer’s of bath salts should be charged with all of these crimes. Damn idiots!

  • CT

    OHHHH, so close to CT’s Mom’s home. I went to the Altoona campus of PSU. DD is getting closer to me – how soon until it will be me. How soon.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    In the pic of her & the newborn, she certainly wasn’t muttering: “My Precious.” She looks disgusted.

  • CT

    It’s been almost 5 years since I’ve given birth and my husband is STILL trying to get me to jump around naked. Hope he doesn’t read this.

  • David

    It’s sad that when I type “bath” into Google, “bath salts” is my top option. Of course, that’s what I was looking for (information… not the drugs themselves!)… but sad nonetheless.

  • darsa

    And this is exactly why I could never be a nurse. If that bitch had punched me I would have kicked her fucking ass, new mommy or no. So yeah, nursing is not one of my dream professions, and I salute those with the patience and ability to be able to put up with this kind of thing. *salute*

  • JGo555

    Fuck was she ever prepared to pop that baby out that she packed her own drugs in the pen that you’re supposed to take to the hospital too.
    Ace article, @DreaminDemon:disqus

  • newstarshipsmell

    More like she’s trying to appraise his street value and struggling to convert that number into “how much disco?”

  • newstarshipsmell

    “Remember that one mother who went psycho and decapitated her 2 week old and ate his brain?”

    Uh, no? Link? Pretty please?

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    Just google “Otty Sanchez.”

    Yes, I remembered her name by heart.

    You will see why.

    ETA: Ok, just to give the DD the extra hits, here’s a link: http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/07/26/the-devil-made-otty-sanchez-kill-her-baby/

  • newstarshipsmell

    Are you referring to your Google Instant Search suggestions, or the actual results of your search? Because, damn, if the latter, that’s some pretty fucked up personalized results.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Fucking THANK YOU!

  • David

    I guess they are instant suggestions. Popped up WHILE I was typing it. Try it!

  • newstarshipsmell

    LOL I know, I knew what you meant – I was just teasing and jokingly casting aspersions on your Googling history…

  • newstarshipsmell

    Rarely is 1 Like not enough for me and I “wish I could Like this x100″

  • David

    Oh… personalized results! Oops… that one flew right over my slick head. Yeah… I don’t even know where to get drugs… but I know where the liquor store is.

  • sherrdbw

    This doesn’t have anything to do with the article, but what in the hell is 4chan.org? I read about it in relation to child molesting.

  • Reen B

    I kind of thought it looked like she was crying. Either way, yeah, that picture tells it all.

  • Zazen

    ‘Maybe this is all part of the bigger picture. I mean, as much as I would love for every baby born to a great family and grow up as wealthy and successful as me, someone’s got to cook my fries and cut my grass.’

    Considering the start this kid’s getting in life, he’ll be eating your face as well for no extra charge.

  • newstarshipsmell

    “… someone’s got to cook my fries…”
    Just not at Wendy’s, huh?

  • Andyman

    Hey NSS… What’s with that new avatar? It kind of looks like an anonymous one but perhaps photoshopped to be a thick penis. Did you do the photoshoppn’? lol. That shit made me laugh.

  • Andyman

    Burn baby burn! – Gotta love the 70′s getups and the hairdos.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-opY4qcidFk

  • newstarshipsmell

    Photoshop? LOL. You give me way too much credit. Try MS Paint.

  • Andyman

    LOL. That was funny.

  • Eliza Berntsen

    Can someone please explain me what the hell bath salts are? I take it that all these bright creatures don’t smoke the actual bath salts that you use to bath in, right?

  • newstarshipsmell

    “Bath salts is the informal “street name” for a family of designer drugs often containing substituted cathinones, which have effects similar to amphetamine and cocaine. The white crystals resemble legal bathing products like epsom salts, and are called bath salts with the packaging often stating “not for human consumption” in an attempt to avoid the prohibition of drugs.

    [...]

    “Users of bath salts have experienced health issues including hallucinations, paranoia, violent behaviour, heart attack, kidney failure, liver failure, suicide, and an increased tolerance for pain. The use of bath salts can lead to amphetamine dependence. Users of bath salts often experience excited delirium and stimulant psychosis.

    [...]

    “The drug policy of Canada is that during the fall of 2012, methylenedioxypyrovalerone (MDPV) will be categorised as a schedule I substance under the Controlled Drugs and Substances Act, placing it in the same category as heroin and cocaine. Mephedrone and methylone are already illegal in Canada.

    “In the United Kingdom, all substituted cathinones were made illegal in April 2010, under the Misuse of Drugs Act 1971, but other designer drugs such as naphyrone appeared soon after and some products described as legal contained illegal compounds. To avoid being controlled by the Medicines Act, designer drugs such as mephedrone have been described as ‘bath salts’, or other misnomers such as ‘plant food’ despite the compounds having no history of being used for these purposes.

    “The Federal drug policy of the United States reflects the fact that bath salts are illegal in at least forty-one states, with pending legislation in others. Prior to the compounds being made illegal, mephedrone, methylone and MDPV had all been marketed as bath salts. Combined with labelling that they are “not for human consumption”, these descriptions are an attempt to skirt the Federal Analog Act, which forbids drugs that are substantially similar to already classified drugs to be sold for human use.”

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_salts_%28drug%29

  • newstarshipsmell

    I’m sure @DreaminDemon:disqus will be safely ensconced on his post-Zombie Apocalypse farm by the time this kid reaches majority. Surrounded by womenfolk happily frying and mowing away for him.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Damn straight.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    My home away from home.

  • Eliza Berntsen

    newstarshipsmell, thank you dearie. I really didn’t want to google that crap in case if I was to be getting bath salt ads for the next month everywhere. For a moment there I thought that people were smoking actual bath salts- as some smoke green tea instead of weed, and then I began to wonder whether they preferred lavander or maybe milk and honey…. But that shit sounds scary. Why do they even make human/ synthetic drugs?

  • newstarshipsmell

    Their Potato With Sour Cream And Chives isn’t too bad.

    Okay, that’s a straight-up lie, but I still eat it.

  • Texas Ranger

    From all the happy-go-lucky stories I’ve recently read about folks on bath salts….it has officially gone on my “Don’t Fuckin Ever Try This Shit No Matter What Even If It’s To Get Laid” list

  • newstarshipsmell

    Jesus, I keep forgetting that other people still live with ads.
    Adblock Plus (for Mozilla Firefox)
    AdBlock (for Google Chrome)
    Just make sure you turn it OFF for the D’D (or add the site to its Whitelist.)

  • newstarshipsmell

    Remain ignorant of 4chan entirely and your life will be richer for it.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    I WANNA SEE THAT MOVIE. Hollywood, DO THIS! Original movie idea right here!

  • curiousalways

    I get the royalties!!! gosh, I wonder if that means I get to be there for the filming. Demonites, ya’ll will all be extras!

  • newstarshipsmell

    Yeah, well, when we try to place our rational selves in some D’D subject’s crazy situation, naturally we’re inclined to think first what we would do – you know, something rational that makes sense. Then we remember who we’re trying to empathize with and reality pays a visit. So don’t sweat your initial expectation. I thought the same damned thing.

  • tinalib13

    Lol Ced! Good call.

  • tinalib13

    I’ll cook your fries Morbid. You bring out the slutty side of me when you write those things.

  • tinalib13

    Where’s that crow bar baby? Hmmmm..

  • tinalib13

    As always you are a fount of information. Thanks sweetie..

  • tinalib13

    Well at least she didn’t eat her baby. Sigh.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Yeah, bath salts, and meth too. I only vaguely knew meth was some drug before I started reading about it on here. They both seem designed to destroy your humanity.

    Bath salts I was well aware of only because I was enlisted when they came into vogue and we had to hear about it all the time during GMTs. But I assumed the Navy was grossly exaggerating the dangers of bath salts, as they do with anything fun like, say, riding motorcycles. Holy shit, no, they were telling the truth for a change.

  • DREAMY_BLUE

    You go, and mommy is a term that this POS should never be affiliated with.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    That poor baby. They should probably test the baby for drugs, since he’s likely to have been born addicted.

  • takurospirit

    Used to love Wendy’s. I don’t know what happened. Their food has all turned to shit. They used to have awesome salads. Turned to shit. Frosties, a former favorite – shit now. Now and then I fondly remember something that doesn’t exist anymore, go order some food, and without fail THERE ARE NEVER ANY FUCKING TOMATOES. Why the fuck no tomatoes? Every Wendy’s around here skips the tomatoes and gives you this tiny strip of wilted lettuce. If I weren’t so lazy I’d drive the shit back and throw it in the manager’s face next time. It’s been months, but I’m fat, there will be a next time.

  • Texas Ranger

    How you feel about Burger King?

  • Heather_Habilatory

    I make an excellent zombie.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    We have a drive through liquor store. I’m so excited!

  • Eliza Berntsen

    Ooooh, that’s magic.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1111040088 Kelly Durbin

    “someone’s got to cook my fries and cut my grass.”

    At least the working poor are WORKING, not on welfare popping out kids for me to support like these two.

  • missii

    sad thing is I used to work at her children’s daycare. she has twin girls around 8 or 9 years old. I worked there when they were 3. she was a very pretty girl and a great mother back then. idk how u wane up one day and decide to be a junkie. morbid go to altoonamirror.com there is another article about some of her other charges

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Zombie with your legs in the air ? damn, where do I sign .. I’ll bring the popcorn, I guess you’ll be squirting the butter

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    LMFAO starship’s on Warp factor 5 !

  • PondGal

    I’m an ER nurse and I see this crap every shift! What I don’t get, is why? Why would you do this to yourself on purpose? These people are always paranoid, short of breath and out of control! What part of that is fun??

  • PondGal

    I’m an ER nurse,…I can hit back, and our security is law enforcement and they carry guns! Many of us have a fun saying at work,..”you can’t fix stupid, but you can sedate and intubate it!” :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/lorienorman Lorie Norman

    I thought the same thing.. she thinking about how she is going to get her bath salts with that little thing around..

  • http://www.facebook.com/michelle.cunninghamshreves Michelle Cunningham-Shreves

    I don’t even understand this whole bath salts craze? WTF is going on with that it does not even sound like it would be fun for a little while

  • sarafina

    Haven’t you seen ‘Idiocracy’?

  • JustBrowsingLife

    It is all part of the giant petri dish theory. One day the conductors of this experiment called human existence will dump the whole damn thing in the shitter. Possibly then allowing the dogs to take over like it was initially planned. I am coming back as a dapple dachshund.

  • blubberdong

    Is she Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen’s momma?

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    damn it wasnt in florida

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    looks like it..hmmmm

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    kick ass..lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1616336316 Mary Mahi Mahi

    Did you mean two days AFTER not before this picture was taken ‘cos this photo is a red flag.
    Did I miss something? This newborn should be placed in a loving, drug free home not back
    with these two morons of parents right? Why aren’t the parental rights severed maybe that’s
    CPS’s job next?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1616336316 Mary Mahi Mahi

    Yeah PondGal it should be PoundGal Nurse instead right? Love it too bad nurse PondGal wasn’t on duty that night or else it would’ve been a better outcome instead of jail ICU.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1616336316 Mary Mahi Mahi

    Yeah Sarah now that you mentioned it isn’t it ironic no charges for child abuse I guess this new mother didn’t harm her newborn by punching the baby in the face? Who cares if there’s drugs in the newborn’s system or if this psycho mother is inhaling bath salts? Maybe Sarah the new mother was relaxing taking a bath at the hospital then the bath salts ended up her nose instead of the bath? Maybe that’s it! Congrats on being the best mother f – -ker of the year!