ALTOONA, PA – It’s amazing that God sees to it that couples able to provide a loving household for a child are not able to conceive or adopt one, but will seemingly ensure the biggest morons are equipped with vaginas capable of shooting out babies like a rapid-fire Pez dispenser.
Case in point, 31-year-old Carla Murphy. Two days after this picture was taken of Murphy and her new baby, hospital staff called police when she began shouting, cursing and being aggressive towards several nurses. Believing she was on some kind of drugs that they did not give her, doctors decided to keep her at the hospital to be evaluated by mental health professionals.
As they were escorting her back to her room, Murphy ran into the bathroom where she stripped naked and began rolling around on the floor. She was unable to answer basic questions, but began berating the nurses helping her to her room as well as the responding police officers. After telling police they could search her belongings, they searched her purse and found a dismantled black pen with residue of a substance inside, a lighter and some white powder that Murphy called Disco – a street name for bath salts.
Murphy was given the anti-psychotic drug Haldol but continued to yell at the staff and try to push past the nurses and officers to get out of the room. Officers were able to restrain her at first, but soon the the struggle had spilled into the hallway. They were finally able to get Murphy back into her bed, but she immediately stood up and punched a nurse. After she struck, kicked and tried to bite an officer, she was arrested and placed in handcuffs. Still not done, Murphy kicked a nurse in the chest when they tried to help her get dressed. Police held her in the bed until the Haldol kicked in.
Murphy was taken to jail on an outstanding warrant and charged with aggravated assault, simple assault, disorderly conduct, public drunkenness and harassment, and several drug counts including felony possession of a designer drug.
Later that same day, police escorted a Blair County Children, Youth & Families caseworker to Murphy’s home. Murphy’s live-in boyfriend, Michael W. Stewart, allowed the caseworker to inspect where Murphy’s new baby would be sleeping and also gave police permission to search the couple’s bedroom. There police would find drug paraphernalia, needles, aluminum foil, bath salt containers and a broken glass bottle with brown residue on it. Police charged Stewart with possession of drug paraphernalia.
Murphy has since been released from prison and she, along with Stewart, will be back in court on Aug. 8 for their preliminary hearing on the drug paraphernalia charge.
I made a statement at the beginning of this article regarding the unfairness of drug-addled morons like Murphy having the ability to crank out babies while there are intelligent, loving couples able to provide a child with anything and everything it could ever need, but are unable to do so. But maybe I was a bit hasty dinging God. Maybe this is all part of the bigger picture. I mean, as much as I would love for every baby born to a great family and grow up as wealthy and successful as me, someone’s got to cook my fries and cut my grass.Tags: bath salts, Carla Murphy, Crime, Drugs, Pennsylvania