14-Year-Old Boy Shoots, Critically Injures Home Intruder

He would have gotten away with it – if it weren’t for those pesky kids….

He is expected to survive, however he is not expected to live down the fact that he got shot by a kid any time soon.

Cool kid.

Awesome.
If he ever sets up as a babysitter for hire, he’d be swamped for business.

Hell yeah! That kid is a hero. He did everything that a good babysitter should do and then some. If I have more kids, I hope that my oldest is as clever and is just as good a shot as this boy was.

I’m sure he has one. How do you think he became such a good shot?

Someone’s getting a raise in their allowance!

And a ticker-tape parade? Please? With the dad in Texas? We can call it the “Protecting Your Family” parade!

Home Alone XXIII – The Revenge

Just for fun, they should get this kid to go knocking on HER door.

THAT would be awesome!

This is just one of the reasons I taught my boy how to use a
gun. I can only hope he’ll never be
confronted with this scenario, but if so, I sure hope he takes a good aim just
like this boy.

LMAO @ “We brought the kid.”

Sent you a PM on the forums. Did you get it?

I can’t tell if I successfully replied? Nice job. It was meant for me.

This news is delicious.

Why is a 14 year old left in charge of a brood of kids??

I remember these big boys brothers! You see after I’m retired FUZZ, but still saw all these kids coming outta the back of the ice cream trucks with their mouths all smeared with some white cream. Well when I found what was going on I started the 1 ADAM 12 GROUND FIGHTING AND GUN CLUB for young adults. Well i’m proud to say that these young men’s older brothers must have taught them a thing or two, or else you’d hear bout these young men chained up in trailers in the middle of some watermelon patch, waiting for whole crews of migrant workers who hadn’t showered, and only use leaves or newspapers, or their own hands to clean themselves. These poor young men would be subjected to lickin them old mens smelly spooge cheese filled beans only till their faces looked like glazed donuts!

Sometimes parents have to work and you see this … specially in one parent households.I have seen as young as 11 years old at home alone with younger siblings … in Texas for instance the law does not state a specific age for this – what it says is that you violate the law if you leave a child who is in need of supervision at home alone.A violation is gauged several ways – if the child is not comfortable at home alone,or on babysitting duty – violation.If the child while alone causes a disturbance,or other problem in which the police are called – violation.

I remember going on one of these calls back when I was a policeman – a neighbor called in and reported an 11 year old girl at home alone.When I got to the address I found that there was in deed an 11 year old girl there alone ,but after speaking to her I determined there was no criminal offense at the location.The girl was mature minded and stated that she was fine at home by herself.

The funny,or strange (to me) thing about Texas is that we have a specific age for violating the Unattended Child In Vehicle law, but for unattended child at residence no such stated age.

Maybe … maybe not … I have seen a lot of people on this site state that they would not hire a guy to babysit … no one specified an age – they simply said that if the person in question had a dick they would not trust him to baby sit their kid.

Most likely he became a decent shot by shooting that hand gun.I been to Phoenix, AZ – there is a lot of desert around there where you can legally go shoot all you want to.

No. Shit.

WTF? 8P

Agreed. One of our better laws as it gives LE discretion. I know 16 yo’s who have no business being left unattended but 12 yo’s who are more than capable.

I dont think its safe.

I didn’t get it either … I will try again this weekend when I’m drunk.

The stars have alined – we are once more in total agreement.

We need an interpreter. Where is Oreoface when we need him?

There’s a law? Not in the hood. :p

Due to several bad situations I was forced to become a latch key kid at about 8 or 9 years old. My mother always says “you have to know your children” so she knew I could be trusted.

I just said the same thing above. Maybe I should read before posting. LOL

He is a retired police officer (so he claims) but he remembers seeing the older brother of this little boy coming out of an ice cream truck with man juice on their faces so he started the “1 ADAM 12 GROUND FIGHTING AND GUN CLUB for young adults”. His older brother must have taught him what he learned at said club or else you would have been reading about this little boy and his siblings being chained in a watermelon patch licking the asses of dirty migrant workers.

In your world, how old do children have to be to babysit, or be in charge of younger children? My sister watched, fed and made sure that 5 younger children got into bed EVERY NIGHT because my single mother worked 2 jobs and would not get home until 11pm. I remember this when I was 4. (I am the youngest)

We definitely need that button on the FP.

I bet that robber won’t be breaking into anymore houses anytime soon.

I’d say 16 at the youngest just my opinion. I believe that safety comes first and someone that young cant always be expected to take on that much responsibility and make the best decisions all the time. I’m a single mom too I chose to have another child so I pay someone who is old enough to watch him.

What ??? Maybe I’m just stupid here on this – but now I don’t understand you either … lol.lol.lol.

Hater !!!

Or there is an asteroid aimed straight for earth and we just don’t know it yet.

Well that’s yuck.

I’m a normal person and I carry a gun. I live in fucking Phoenix, in a middle-class ghetto neighborhood. I never leave my house without a gun or pocket knife. I think Craig meant “*Many* of us walk around openly with a gun on us.” Many, not all.