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Drunk Driver Tased Twice, Spit Blood At Officers, Takes Great Mugshot

June 22, 2012 at 5:31 pm by Morbid

DELTONA, Fla. – I’ll be honest. I’m only posting this story because of the mugshot. The details surrounding the moments before it was taken do not stray far from you average “drunken idiot resisting arrest” story we are all familiar with.

Police say they found the man pictured, 29-year-old Kelsey Smith, sitting inside a running Audi that was parked at an intersection. Officers noticed the smell of alcohol, Smith’s slurred speech and sporting eyes that resembled a pair of freshly f*cked assholes.

They ordered Smith out of the vehicle to participate in some field sobriety tests, but he refused and was Tased in the leg.

“The Taser cycle was basically ineffective, and Smith continued resisting,” the police report said.

When police tried to put handcuffs on Smith, he became physically combative and was Tased a second time. Finally secured, Smith repeatedly banged his head and face on the roof of the police car, causing his nose to bleed. Smith continued being combative and started spitting blood at the officers, so a hobble was placed on his legs and a spit hood over his face.

On the way to Volusia County Branch Jail, Smith yelled that he has AIDS, HIV and hepatitis C, and was contaminating the vehicle forever. As evident by his mugshot, Smith continued resisting officers at the jail and had to be physically restrained in order to get the awesome mugshot that landed him on the news.

Smith was charged with driving under the influence and resisting without violence.

We here at D’D should start our own match-making service. We could pair up people we feature on this site in the hopes that they find their true love. In this case, I would be happy to hook Smith up with Tiffany Pocock in the hopes of Smith impregnating Pocock with a future D’D article.

Tags: alcohol, Crime, DUI, Florida, Kelsey Smith

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curiousalways

first thing I’ve learned today-there is such a thing as a “spit hood”.
Califboy

No drinking problem here your Honor…
http://akemi-mokoto.me/ Akemi Mokoto

Crazy fuck. They should have shot him.
blubberdong

This guy + Tiffany Pocock…that would definitely be a pair of freshly fucked assholes. Oh, but the parties they would have.

Lots of clowns in the news lately.
JohnQknowitall

A little respect please. This man’s semen is the key to future generations of Floridians (and not the trashy panhandle or classless western coasters either).
Sam

At first I thought “why did they take a mugshot of a decapitated head?”
Sam

That tongue is going to haunt me forever. It’s got a life of it’s own, and in that life it’s an obese contortionist zombie predator
The_Yeti_Knows

You Sir/Ma’am or Low-land Guerilla, are my new favourite person,creature/ being .. are you really Japanese ?, because I think I’m turning Japanese, really turning Japanese I really think so
newstarshipsmell

Wow, he’s got DFH on his upper lip, his chin, and on his tongue. I am impressed!
Justin

Looks like he licked a freshly reamed poop hole prior to this mug. I’ll bet the Department saved a few sheets of T.P. that night.
http://akemi-mokoto.me/ Akemi Mokoto

Where the fuck did I say I am Japanese? Be that as it may, I am not YET a citizen of Japan so I am not “Japanese”. Are you high?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1489869015 Lance Larkin

If my parents give me a crap name like Kelsey I’d probably drink a lot and spit up blood too.
The_Yeti_Knows

In Japan the use of the word Fuck is a sign of retardation, so I suppose once you get there you’ll fit right in …
http://akemi-mokoto.me/ Akemi Mokoto

Actually the word FUCK means nothing in Japan just like the word shit. Profanity is not a big deal in Japan in any way. I could take what you know about Japan and shove it down an ants throat and it would rattle around like a BB in a Boxcar. Seeing people say “in Japan” and not know what they are talking about really gets old.
Texas Ranger

Isn’t Hello Kitty the Dictator of of Japaneseland? Thought I read that somewhere.
The_Yeti_Knows

Do you know Mr Miyagi? ……because he would say “wax on”.. jack off.
http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

Are we sure there are no bath salts involved? Because the puddle of white slobber on the side of his mouth, mixed with his shit stained tongue, is telling me he could be a face eater.
Texas Ranger

Couldnt even be smart enough to get drunk in a cool place in Florida…Deltona….so close to Daytona…no cigar tho. Dumass.
JGo555

UGh! WTF does he have in his tongue? Was he eating M&M’s or a hershey’s bar before the pic was taken? Another good reason not to drink.
The_Yeti_Knows

I think this dude’s saki is glowing, but that’s just me.. let’s hope he doesn’t show up on Dec 7th with a banana in his pocket
newstarshipsmell

Hey did you realize you have some anime character for your avatar and a Japanese-sounding name for a username? Because, that might lead some to assume you are in fact Japanese, and others to ask you if that is in fact the case. Which is not unreasonable. I’m explaining all this to you since the level of intelligence exhibited in your previous comments seems to merit spelling it out as simply as possible.
The_Yeti_Knows

Where the Fuck did I say I was a Yeti huh ?
Wolf_of_Mars

Spoken like a East Coast/South Floridian, or, as us “Trashy Panhandle” Floridians call the “Criminal Coasters.” Where 99.9% of these fucked-up Florida stories come from…
newstarshipsmell

You didn’t have to – I can smell your repugnant Yeti BO bleeding out of my laptop speakers every time I scroll past one of your comments.
http://akemi-mokoto.me/ Akemi Mokoto

And you have an avatar of a clown or something and a weird username, Yeti does too. Should I idiotically assume he is a monkey or whatever and you are an assclown? Nooo. If anything it would lead someone to think I am an anime character(still equally stupid to do). While my name is legally(as of March 2012), my about me shows clearly says I am NOT YET a citizen of Japan so I am not Japanese(I am american, and it pains me to admit that).
The_Yeti_Knows

Now if i was a japanese yeti I would say ” much dishonor you bring yeti family ” now initiate ” floating crysanthemum ” and with fur on fire I throw myself on the hood of your car, stank and all.
newstarshipsmell

Oh, I see, you’re moving to Japan because we don’t have dirty panty vending machines here in the US. We’ll be sad to see you go!
lespacino

Thank you for posting this highly educational mug shot, Morbid. It taught me a few things I have been wondering about: 1: what happens if you fail to pose for your mug shot? Photo-supplied-answer: the police forcibly hold your head in place; 2: if you are forced to pose somehow, can’t you just consort your face somehow to make the photo look less like you? Photo-supplied-answer: Yes, you can even stick your shitty tongue out!

Seriously, I was just wondering these things the other day. If I’m ever arrested, I hope to outdo this guy’s efforts…I’d hate to see my real face featured on DD!
pikeman

Wow, that’s really his mugshot?! And he had Hepatitis, Aids, and who knows what else!? Where the fuck do these people come from!? Oh, I looked! Florida!

BTW isn’t HIV the same as Aids? Oh, well, it looks better listed as a different disease, being how he probably has a whose slew of them. You forgot Malaria, Morbid.
evildino666

hahaha ‘freshly fucked arseholes’ good 1 Morbid!
pikeman

So let me get this straight. You are an American trying to become a Japanese. Well, that’s a canundrum.

BTW The Yeti Knows really is an Abominable Snowman and newstarshipsmell really does cruise around in a spaceship with Zazan. Didn’t you know that?
Abroad

Are you sure Japan will want you?
JohnQknowitall

Oh I don’t live near Florida. I am just going by Florida’s worldwide reputation. We all get news papers you know. Don’t hide it. Own it. It’s yours.
Zazen

If they don’t I’m sure he will verbally abuse and browbeat them till they do.
Zazen

Don’t forget… we have lasers too. And I’m really an adorable little jumping spider.
PhantasmaGora

The power of christ compels you! The power of christ compels you!
PhantasmaGora

I stink im turning japanese I stink im turning japenese I really stink so!
newstarshipsmell

Of course he’s sure. Whether his certainty is based in reality or fantasy is another matter entirely.
PhantasmaGora

He looka like a free reearry!
http://akemi-mokoto.me/ Akemi Mokoto

I am an american aiming for a Japanese citizenship which would legally make me Japanese(when I get that citizenship). How much more clear do I have to me?
http://akemi-mokoto.me/ Akemi Mokoto

http://twitpic.com/7w4u0t
http://akemi-mokoto.me/ Akemi Mokoto

Wow, you are seriously too childish to take seriously anymore. All the best.
http://akemi-mokoto.me/ Akemi Mokoto

I know Japan so take a SWAG(Scientific Wild Ass Guess). Don’t know? I’ll answer it as simply as possible so your small feeble mind can get it: YES!
blubberdong

And I’m a Portal character that takes a tennis ball to the gonads.
Zazen

That is the face of batshit crazy, just as I’ve always imagined it.
newstarshipsmell

Wow, you took me seriously before? I’m flattered. Good luck with your bright future in Jounalism with your insightful, well-thought-out commentary and superb command of language. I though maybe you were from Japan and gave your broken English a pass before, but knowing you’re a native English speaker just makes me cringe thinking about what your Japanese must sound like.
DREAMY_BLUE

And I really am Siamese
pikeman

I noticed you capitalized “Japanese”, but not “American”. You must not like being an American much.
newstarshipsmell

That, and/or his piss-poor grammar/punctuation. The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence…
pikeman

“We cannot promise a reply to all questions, but I promise that all will be read. Well, except for pikeman’s…his emails are placed directly in our Spam folder.”

Real funny, Morbid. I feel honored that I was mentioned in your disclaimer, though.
The_Yeti_Knows

Why—– so——serious ?
PhantasmaGora

Or like Akemi would say say….Rhy sor rerious! I think thats how they say that?
The_Yeti_Knows

Something tells me that Akemi’s favorite holiday is “Erection” day.
DREAMY_BLUE

They should have just tasered his face, till it fell off. Then no one would have had to look at that fucking picture.
The_Yeti_Knows

you sure you’re classifying that as a haunt ? because you seemed to allow that to flow very evenly and maybe even affectionately off the ……………… shall I say…..tongue?
The_Yeti_Knows

No Malaria falls under his Syphiliitic slobbering hunchbacked gonhorratic herpulosis syndrome
The_Yeti_Knows

Assemble a squadron of these cheesedicked possum rectums and send them right to North Korea… They’ll settle within the week .
The_Yeti_Knows

That would be much too vulgar a display of power Karras
The_Yeti_Knows

Put me down for a bag of oranges and a quarter ounce of hobo face
Texas Ranger

What? The economy not shitty enough for you here?…Just need more miserable job prospects? Cant write english well?…good the hell luck with Jap.
Abroad

They aren’t exactly known for encouraging immigration, was what I meant. And I think I know Japan well enough to worry that you will give foreigners a bad name there, if you have the same attitude problem irl as you have here.
http://akemi-mokoto.me/ Akemi Mokoto

Well I think I know both me and Japan enough to know I won’t give foreigners a bad name. As for immigration, Japan has no laws against immigration and has encouraged immigration(not like the US who welcomes anybody no matter what). According to a survey conducted in late 2011, the 84% of Japanese have friendly feelings towards the US and welcomes immigration to the country. Immigration also has been shown to help a country economically. Those friendly feelings are mutual by the US towards Japan with the same percentage: 84%.

I am going to go out on a limb guess you are talking about the rumors of widespread xenophobia and “no foreigners allowed” signs in Japan. If that is the case…let me put that to rest. Japan has no laws against discrimination(against race) or anti-racism laws though you can complain to the governments and media and actions can and has been taken. It is not widespread. None of the 2. If there were no laws in the US regarding racism and such in the US you would likely see the same crap in the US but in much larger numbers per capita.
Abroad

There are ‘”no foreigners allowed”‘ signs? Maybe in Kabukichoo. I cannot believe that is widespread and I have certainly never seen one myself. I think xenophobia is mostly a thing of the dim and distant past.

That said, the Japanese as a people are very racist, or at least they were ten years ago. The racism is tempered with a strange attraction to foreign things and people, and I love the curiosity-side of it; but I found it quite enlightening to experience the casual assumption that as a foreigner I couldn’t possibly be very bright.

Dare I ask if you are with a Japanese partner? I assume your command of the language is a given, if you are plotting to change your citizenship?
http://akemi-mokoto.me/ Akemi Mokoto

“No foreigners allowed” signs are most commonly(I use that word carefully and it is likely an over-statement) in Okinawa and Hokkaido. As for the Japanese people being racist in present day Japan, that is baseless nonsense. Some Japanese people? Yes. Just like there are racist in America, England, South Africa, and every other country and territory on earth. The way you put it, you act like most or all Japanese people are racist which is(as I said) complete and utter nonsense. As for me being with a Japanese partner, no. No plans on getting one either(not that I will say no if opportunity struck). I do speak Japanese but not fluently, yet. But then again, Japan has no official language so it is not a BIG deal breaker in terms of getting a citizenship(provided you are willing to take classes). Since my mom is Japanese(even though I have not seen her ass since age 10) I will be able to get my citizenship much easier.
PhantasmaGora

Thats jus weird there mr man. Is that an insult? Expressing yourself with still shots from horribly done anime toons really cuts me to the bone. Ive been to Tokyo and Okinawa. Most people there will speaka brokren engrish to your face and laugh about you to your back. Good luck GAIJIN and dont let the flag hit ya on the way out
neenaP

I wonder if bath salts were involved?
http://www.facebook.com/people/Cindy-Crawford/13964421 Cindy Crawford

Bath Salts: The New Meth!
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

Wow – pic just totally ruined breakfast.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

You only just now saw that ??? It’s been there – forever.When I first read that I was like – “Well at least I’m not pikeman – Morbid may get ticked at me every now and again – but he knows me and him are friends and didn’t slam me in the disclaimer
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

No,HIV and Aids are not the same thing. First come the HIV – next come the AIDS.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

I totally agree.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

My first thought was that the guy likes tossing salad.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

You have a twisted imagination … this type face should only exist in horror movies.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

lol … thanks for that.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

At times like this someone always wonders if “bath salts” were involved.
Sam

True, but the two don’t exist in one person at the same time. That would be like being pregnant AND menopausal.
https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

I still don’t see it.

I also don’t view it as a slam…it was a good natured joke (or mindfuck). One that if you know the relationship between @pikeman:disqus and @Morbid on the FP you completely get.
Sam

If that’s what a mouth looks like after salad tossing in your world, maybe you need to look for a new girlfriend…
https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

Since he says his girlfriends do it to him I now have concerns…
Sam

OK either i have a completely wrong idea of what salad tossing is, or we’re potentially talking about the only person who could be pregnant AND have prostate cancer at the same time…
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

Actually I believe it was a slam Angels Mom.Morbid did that bit back when he and pikeman were at each others throats;it didn’t strike me as a joke at all.Apparently Pikeman was bombarding Morbid with mail – so …
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

WOW … You and Angels Mom teamed up on me here … I will now slink away – till I next appear.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

WHAT ??? You totally lost me here …
Sam

I looked it up. Vast difference between UK and US definitions. Nvm.
Side note – not something i though i’d be googling today…
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

I bet it wasn’t Sam.
https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

Maybe I give Morbid too much credit then because he doesn’t strike me as the kind of man who does that to slam anyone. He just comes in and says to you what needs to be said point blank. *shrug*

I still take it as Morbid playing with pikemans, let’s call it paranoia, for lack of a better term at the moment.
https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

Salad Tossing = Licking ass in the US. What’s it mean in the UK?
Pyncky

or become Frasier.
Pyncky

syphamonagonaherpeaids.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

OOKKKK … I will now proceed to read the comments located way on down … apparently there was drama involving Akemi Mokoto- and I totally missed it until now …
Sam

Plain old masturbation. Or: flipflopping the labia or salad leaves about…
https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

Ahhh. Definitely a different thing but that explains quite a few things to me.. Lol
JGo555

This dude’s mug is horrible. It looks like he lickeda turd and someone pressed his face on it, getting it impressed all the way up his nose to his forehead.

I can’t & refuse to look at it more than once.
JGo555

Disgustingly the exact same thought I had but couldn’t find the words to say. And I wish I hadn’t read this… oh! Where’s the mental bleach!? WHERE!?!??
sherrdbw

I don’t understand why he was charged with resisting WITHOUT violence.
pikeman

You’re just jealous that you weren’t specifically mentioned like I was. Only I could pull off being specifically mentioned in the disclaimer.
http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

It wasn’t a slam. I was just fucking with pikeman one day. I forgot it was even there.
pikeman

I like it, actually. I hope you leave it there.
pikeman

We weren’t at each others throats that bad. I’ll admit, I used to be kind of a pain in the ass. Kind of like you, Ced.:-)
newstarshipsmell

I can still smell you.
The_Yeti_Knows

Exactly what the wife’s sister says every Thursday morning
Kwumey

that white dried splooge on his grill could be a lil gift provided by the cops on the fun ride back to the station/.. and who’s gonna believe a drunk guy anyway? lol