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Popeye Charged After Being Denied Bucket List Mani PediMentor, OH — A man with a sack full ‘o cash and a dream was taken into custody earlier this week for pitching a fit at a nail salon after being denied a mani-pedi.

Charles Swinney, 43, apparently stumbled into the Asian Nails salon late Tuesday evening and asked for a manicure and pedicure, offering up $100 for the service. When told by salon employees that the store was closing soon and they would not be able to assist him, Swinney reportedly started whining that said procedure was on his Bucket List and he wanted it now, dammit.

According to police, Swinney then tried to sweeten the deal with an additional $200. Now, I don’t know what nail techs are making these days, but this girl’s ass woulda stuck  around an extra hour to service the odd-looking little man. The techs at Asian Nails, however, couldn’t be swayed and police were called after Swinney refused to leave the premises.

Swinney was taken into custody after a brief struggle. Police say he had a large amount of cash in one hand and was in possession of a bag he claimed contained nearly $10,000.

After his arrest, Swinney told police that he had intended to check several items off of his Bucket List that day, the mani-pedi was one of ‘em. He also reportedly told police that he had been drinking at a  prior to his trip to the nail salon, where he had consumed about 12 alcoholic beverages. Amateur.

Swinney pleaded no contest to charges of inducing panic and resisting arrest Wednesday, received a two-day jail sentence, for which he was credited for time served, and was fined $1,750 plus court costs. A charge of disorderly conduct was dropped.

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  • http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

    Funny how this almost immediately follows a story about olive oil, right?

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    I totally planned it.

  • http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

    Olive Oil was pretty sexy, but a tad too skinny for my tastes.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I’ll read the story in a minute. JADED!!!! How are you? Sorry Morbid, I’ll stop the small talk.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Where did he get the money?

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Lawsuit against whoever it was that poked his eye out? Dunno, but judging by that face, methinks the man is single and has been for quite some time. No girlfriend, lots of extra money.

  • David

    Jail time… cross that off the bucket list.

  • curiousalways

    perhaps he wanted the mani/pedi performed on his pee pee and that’s why they refused to stay a little late for $300?

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    I’m good, Angel!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “was fined $1,750″

    Shit really ? Here is the real crime … I don’t think this guy’s bail should have been this high … not for what he’s accused of … this is BULLSHIT !!! My point is that in these times of economic recession the government just wants to rob us – the common people … well the idiots like this guy too … also it sounds to me like the guy was/is planning to kill himself … not necessarily a bad thing … juries still out on that one.Plus Ced sees nothing wrong with a guy wanting to get his feet and hands cleaned up … women really don’t care much for men with crusty feet,or ditch digger nails …

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I don’t get the connection Pete … but that’s most likely just me Jaded apparently got it …

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    She was tall,walking bones – and not overly bright either.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Yes,watch your ass missy … plus you were not really sorry.

    Does anyone know who beat the crap out of the suspect ? Did the police do this to his face ? Does his eye always look like that ? So many damned questions here …

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Yes … yes you are good … in fact you are GREAT.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    nasty … lol … you just had to go there didn’t you ?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    yea…right about that …

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    “in these times of economic recession the government just wants to rob us”
    Are you saying that the value of our currency is so bad that illegals from Viet Nam won’t even take our money or that his money was covered in poop so that no one would touch it?

  • sugarpie

    It took him 12 beers to get up the courage to get his nails done??? This guy is a real risk taker!

  • CT

    I thought something along the same lines – that perhaps he thought he had gone to a massage “place” and was looking for a happy ending.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    Winning $10,000.00 dollar pyramid?

  • CT

    Thanks Jaded. Now I have the old Popeye the Sailor man song stuck in my head. Yeah, I’m that old.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    Prison sex?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    ….. …… …..

    Sorry … I got nothing here :)

  • LeaveMeBe

    AND right after a story with a pic of a guy that looks like Bluto.

  • newstarshipsmell

    LOL.

    The one time I got my nails done, she didn’t even ask me which color I wanted – she just assumed (and gave me) a clear coat. And then after I’d left I realized she did a shit job of it too – didn’t trim any of my nails to the edges, leaving jagged little spikes sticking out of the corners of each fingernail. It pretty much put me off manicures.

  • LeaveMeBe

    LMAO at the inducing panic charge. Shoot me now becaue I am confessing I imagined a Godzilla like Swinney stalking around Asian Nails roaring and shooting flames.

  • curiousalways

    you know it Ced!!!

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Go to a an actual salon. Not the crappy quickie nail salons.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Even if he really actually wanted his nails done, (and not himself done) I would have said no, no matter how much he offered. I hate people who come in ten minutes before you close, and want to be treated like a king. fool, we opened twelve hours ago. Should have been here then!

    And you know those ladies had put in a long day, touching people’s yucky feet, then King Ahole shows up, drunk as a skunk, and wants the royalty treatment, and the ladies just wanna go the eff home.

  • Lena60

    You know he is probably the feely touchy kind of drunk too.EEEch!

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Yup, no G/F explains the butt-load of extra cash… But, if I had to look like that to have the cash; I’d rather be dirt-poor.

  • Zazen

    Naw, I bet the panic part came when he asked if they’d do a Boyzilian on him.

  • pikeman

    If I looked like that, the last thing I’d be worried about would be my fucking finger nails! We’re talking major face reconstruction just for starters! Then maybe a glass eye, or a patch, or something! Plus, what the fuck is that boil thing on the side of his face!? WTF?

  • pikeman

    Plus, he’s butt ass ugly.

  • pikeman

    Fucking scary, if his pee-pee looks like his face, all boiled and scarred. RUNN AWWAAYYY!!!

  • Heather_Habilatory

    That doesn’t help his case any.

  • C0NSTANTINE

    AAAHuuUUH GUhGuhGuhGuh

  • MJ

    That was bad business practices for the salon and lazy salon employees who who have taken advantage of that situation…who knows…if he didn’t kick off and like it, he might have came back for more mani-pedis. Heck, for $200, I would give him a mani-pedi.