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Woman Stabbed Husband After Fighting Over Cosmopolitan Magazine Quiz

June 14, 2012 at 11:52 am by  

Woman Stabbed Husband After Fighting Over Cosmopolitan Magazine Quiz MESA, AZ – A woman in Arizona has been accused of stabbing her husband in the back after the couple got into an argument over one of those dumbass Cosmo quizzes.

Noelle Clough, 23, called police on Monday saying that her husband was cut in the back and needed stitches. According to the police report, while she was on the phone she said her husband was choking her so she stabbed him.

When police arrived they found Clough’s husband suffering from a stab wound to the back. When police approached Clough, she informed them that she was a monster and asked to be shot and locked up forever. She told the responding officers that she and her husband had been drinking for a while when they began arguing over a Cosmo quiz and ex-lovers.

She said that the argument became more heated and that her husband threw two knives on the kitchen floor and instructed her to stab him. As he was walking away, she says she meant to cut her husband with a 4-inch blade paring knife, but accidentally stabbed him instead. The officer asked if her husband had harmed her physically before the stabbing, and she said no.

Clough was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. According to the police report, while being taken to the police station, Clough told the officer that her husband had choked her with his arm minutes before she stabbed him. The officer noted in the report that Clough did not have any visible injuries.

Police said the husband is not pressing charges against his wife, but that he has since moved out of the home.

After watching the following video from MyFox10, all I can say is “More Alexis Vance, please.” That woman could tell me I have been diagnosed with cancer and I’d still get a boner.

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    • Texas Ranger

      No shit Morbid, Alexis is smokin hot. That is one hot senorita right there.

    • Valerie

      Cosmo is stupid. It feeds into the insecurity of any woman and makes them crazy. Also, all of their sex tips are stupid. Sprinkle pepper in his nose when he cums? Really? Stick my finger in his ass?  If the sex advice sin’t off the wall stupid, it’s random shit that most people do anyways.

    • tinalib13

      Damn those Cosmos quizzes! Damn them to hell! *Shaking fist in the air*

    • Zazen

      You know, it’s funny. Last time I flipped through a Cosmo, I wanted to stab something too.

    • blubberdong

      Is this the quiz?  I love those things, they are always right on

      Is he ‘the one’? Is he Mr Right? Or just Mr Right Now?
      By Cosmopolitan

       

      1. Imagine you will never go with another guy again. How does that make you feel?

      Happy – I only want to be with my man. I don’t feel I’d be missing out, I’m more than satisfied

      Scared! It’s weird (and a bit
      boring) to think I’ll only be with my current boyfriend but I guess
      that’s what growing up’s about

      Like stabbing him with a paring knife.

      2. It’s your birthday and your boyfriend’s bought you jewelry. What were you hoping for?

      A ring of course! Either of the engagement, or commitment kind

      Not a ring – that would freak me out. A bracelet or necklace would do nicely

      A paring knife.

      3. Have you joked about baby names with your man?

      Joked? We talk about them seriously!

      Yes, we talk about that kind of thing but just for fun

      No, so I guess I’ll stab him with a paring knife.

      4. How does your current boyfriend compare to you last ones?

      My past boyfriends were bad boys but I’ve found a good one now!

      He’s totally different and I’ve changed since my last relationships too

      This is the only one I’ve felt like stabbing with a paring knife.

      5. How much do you trust him?

      I try to but I still worry and I sometimes need reassurance

      We never really talk about it but I know we trust each other 100%

      I don’t, so I’m gonna stab him with a paring knife.

    • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

      Sir Mix-A-Lot :”When it comes to females, Cosmo ain’t got nothing to do with my selection…My Anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns Hon’…!”

      Anyway, Yeah those quizzes are just moved over from the teenie bopper pages of like a fucking Tiger Beat…or some shit. It’s just ridiculous shit…Maybe she took a “Is he Cheating ?” Quiz and he failed…Cause we all know how accurate such quizzes are.
      Knocked kneed bimbos walking like ho’s, you can have them bimbos….

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TQNRXAMACWQ7AQWGY6WMPACXBE David

      Pepper in my nose? Never heard that one before.

    • donnakelli1

      he asked for it, right?

    • blubberdong

       I heard sprinkling pepper in his/her ass really makes for an unforgettable sexual interlude.

    • Texas Ranger

      Too good BlubberDong.
      Don’t forget the question:

      When you are knee walking drunk do you:
      A: get frisky
      B: get talkative
      C: get stabby

    • blubberdong

      Yeah and the obvious one:

      If you come home with this month’s Cosmo for your woman will you:

      1. Get laid.
      2. Get slapped.
      3. Get stabbed.
      4. Get pepper in your nose and ass.

    • Texas Ranger

      If a man brings home a Cosmo to the lil lady he deserves 2-4. Hell even I’m smart enough to know to keep that man-bashing mag outta crazy-ass chicks hands.

    • curiousalways

      number 102 reasons why 23 year olds are not ready for marriage.

    • JohnQknowitall

      My guess is the argument was more over ex-lovers than a Cosmos quiz. She is hot and I wonder what her husband looks like.

      I am sure all the women in prison will look like those in this video.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4_H65XoykY

    • sherrdbw

      I actually have that issue, but haven’t read it yet. You’re right about Cosmo having some stupid sex articles, but it can have useful info. One of the times that I was pregnant I was really sick and went from doctor to doctor and no one knew what it was. I was reading a medical article about a disorder with symptoms just like mine, and that’s what was wrong with me. I enjoy looking at the fashion and cosmetics.

    • sherrdbw

      Have you been attacked by any bitches lately?

    • LeaveMeBe

      I am adoring you from afar, you know.

    • blubberdong

       Yes.  *plays tiny violin before you do*

    • LeaveMeBe

      Thats how I read it.

    • blubberdong

      I feel you down there.  Don’t stop.

      *Edit* NM. It was just an itch.

    • Valerie

       You should try it, apparently it will make your orgasm better lmao.

    • Califboy

      Well, she is at least a good listener “husband threw two knives on the kitchen floor and instructed her to stab him” and follows instruction, what more do you want in a good wife.

    • Califboy

       Why blame her, she was only following his directions, if he had said blow me instead it would have been a lot better outcum, for the both of them.

    • sugarpie

      Toss Cosmo, Maxim has way better articles (no paring knives involved)…

    • LeaveMeBe

      *facepalm* I’m not blaming her. She only did as he asked. *smacks you* Where you been Caliboy? :)

    • tinalib13

      Hey welcome back! MIssed your posts. :)

    • tinalib13

      And in your ass? Oh yeah, I’m definitely crushing on you…

    • tinalib13

      “outcum” I likey!

    • 62julietandvoid

      I guess it is better than two dudes fighting over a playboy ROFLLMAO

    • Athena

      I’ve always said, “You pay for pretty.”  If it’s not with your pocketbook or with your sanity, it’ll likely be your physical health. 

    • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

       HA! Some shmasshole came up with that when they gave him/her the prearranged headline  >>Spice Up Your Sex Life….Here’s How…”

    • lespacino

      This is why, no matter how much he begs, I refuse to do these quizzes with my husband when he reads his new Cosmo!

    • lespacino

       You know what really makes it good, though? Cocaine in your nose! Or, so I hear.

    • tkaz

      I don’t know about Alexis…But Ron Hoon, well, I’ve been fantasizing about him since puberty & now that he has grey at the temples he does things to me he never did before. Oh Ron Hoon, please never leave AZ.

      On that note….DAMN! What was the quiz about, I wonder!???

    • tkaz

      I read it “religiously” at the age of 20. Once I started having kids I realized, this is CRAP!

      I’d pay to see a guy get pepper in his nose before an orgasm. Truly, I would.

    • Gee

      Missing the Califboy

    • Gee

      I have read those quizzes… Make a bitch go crazy! 

    • Gee

      My personal  favorite article 100 positions for the best orgasm ever!

    • Califboy

      Been so busy here at work I have to actually work for my pay check, the upside, I did get a new car, but missing my DD, Daily Dose.. thanks for the missing me, blushing…..
      Me likes the avatar tooooooo.

    • Califboy

       Thank you, busy is good, but hurts the cerebral unit.

    • Califboy

       Working my little tail off, getting more $$$ outta the man at the same time, its a hit and miss the DD these days,:(
      Kinda like a drive by.

    • LeaveMeBe

      Well, you’re missed. Mostly. ;)

    • megaflytron

      Ah, Arizona, the Florida of the Southwest.

    • http://twitter.com/sarahleft4dead sarahisdelicious

      i realized that “cosmo” was the dumbest magazine once i started actually having sex. That was when I was 15. Now I’m almost 30 (june 18) and I still think its the dumbest magazine. Therefore anyone who reads cosmo and thinks that its pretty much the bible equals the dumbest people alive.

    • blubberdong

      You lookin’ good, woman. Another printable wallet-sized photo to fuel my frequent fap fests. :D

    • Lena60

      Lmao, That was great Bd.

    • Gee

      Ha Ha …. That’s a small print. Happy Fapping

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    • camperdude

      I dunno. After about 6 or 7 lines it just numbs everything out and nothing happens. Don’t know about the cocaine, though.