MESA, AZ – A woman in Arizona has been accused of stabbing her husband in the back after the couple got into an argument over one of those dumbass Cosmo quizzes.
Noelle Clough, 23, called police on Monday saying that her husband was cut in the back and needed stitches. According to the police report, while she was on the phone she said her husband was choking her so she stabbed him.
When police arrived they found Clough’s husband suffering from a stab wound to the back. When police approached Clough, she informed them that she was a monster and asked to be shot and locked up forever. She told the responding officers that she and her husband had been drinking for a while when they began arguing over a Cosmo quiz and ex-lovers.
She said that the argument became more heated and that her husband threw two knives on the kitchen floor and instructed her to stab him. As he was walking away, she says she meant to cut her husband with a 4-inch blade paring knife, but accidentally stabbed him instead. The officer asked if her husband had harmed her physically before the stabbing, and she said no.
Clough was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. According to the police report, while being taken to the police station, Clough told the officer that her husband had choked her with his arm minutes before she stabbed him. The officer noted in the report that Clough did not have any visible injuries.
Police said the husband is not pressing charges against his wife, but that he has since moved out of the home.
After watching the following video from MyFox10, all I can say is “More Alexis Vance, please.” That woman could tell me I have been diagnosed with cancer and I’d still get a boner.Tags: Arizona, Cosmopolitan, Crime, Domestic Violence, Noelle Clough, Stabbing