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Canadian Teacher Suspended After Showing Students Luka Magnotta VideoMontreal, CA — A Montreal area teacher has been suspended with pay after showing the infamous 1 Lunatic, 1 Ice Pick video.

The video, which allegedly shows the murder of Jun Lin, is probably not part of the approved curriculum for high-school students, but one unnamed teacher is obviously a real free spirit.  To his credit, he did ask for a show of hands before showing the video, so that makes it okay, right?

The video, which was circulated on the Internet before the murder of Lin was discovered, shows the killer stabbing and dismembering the body of Jun Lin, a Chinese exchange student, and then proceeding to sexually violate and cannibalize the corpse.

Parents and administrators are understandably outraged that the teacher felt this was appropriate for high-school students.  The Commission Scolaire Marguerite-Bourgeoys (the school board responsible for the area) released a statement on Wednesday stating, “we condemn with one voice the actions of the teacher who showed students a video whose content was as inappropriate as it was offensive,” and assured the media that “the incident is being taken very seriously.”

Quebec Education Minister Michelle Courchesne stated “It displays a total lack of judgement” on behalf of the teacher and called the incident “frightening.”  The teacher has since apologized to the school via email.  Some students apparently feel responsible for the incident because they voted in favor of viewing the snuff-film.

School officials said there will be a team of psychologists available for any of the students who watched the video who feel the need need to discuss their feelings and junk.

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  • CT

    Really?  I couldn’t even bring myself to watch.  Dumb ass.  

  • http://www.facebook.com/xprincesskayy Julia Pearl

    Why would you even think that would be okay to show high school students?

  • http://www.facebook.com/sarabei Janet L. Rogers

    While, as an adult, if we choose to watch that it is one thing, but not children in school.  Sure, they could find it on their own and that is one thing, but I don’t think the teacher had any business showing it.

  • donnakelli1

    uh….WHAT?!  WHY?!  why would you DO that?!  i am just absolutely dumbfounded.  why would you expose children, even if they are in high school, to that sick psychopathic poison?  why? why? why? why? why?

  • http://www.facebook.com/sarabei Janet L. Rogers

    I just wonder what that teacher was THINKING….I watched it, I admit.  I feel so sorry for that young man’s family and hope they never stumble across it.  But it would never even cross my mind to show underage kids.

  • tinalib13

    *face palm* I couldn’t even watch this whole video. And the teacher is on leave WITH pay. They need to fire this dumb ass immediately. I would be livid if someone showed this video to my son. WTF??

  • Heather_Habilatory

    dafuq was that teacher thinking!?

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    “Take that Jun Lin!  It’s payback for that wedge from seventh grade.  Payback for me getting cut off the hockey team.  Payback for stealing the girl of my dreams.” 

    Sincerely,
    Suspended with full pay who’se going fishing teacher.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    “Take that Jun Lin.  “You, you who gave me that wedge in 7th grade.  You who took my place on the ice hockey team.  You stole the only love of my life.”

    Sincerely,
    Your old friend and school mate, Disgruntle Suspended with FULL PAY Teacher who’s going fishing

  • HotReadingMama

    Holy freaking shit.

  • UniqueMommy1984

    What the hell got in that teacher’s head that watching that video was a good idea????

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Bennett/1803988499 Shannon Bennett

    What the hell?! Was this moron gonna give them all a pop quiz afterwards too?!

  • rensuchan

    So many of you are asking what the teacher was thinking…

    Clearly he wasn’t.  

  • sam1211

    Shiiittt like the students hadn’t seen it before the teacher even heard there was a video…idk kids today and the web. I mean all my bros and sisters have seen two girls one cup like two yrs before my mom even heard of it……I mean teacher should not show it in class so he should be punished for that for sure

  • Athena

    Amazing.  I watched the video, and can honestly say that I was rather unsettled by it, and I’m generally pretty emotionally bulletproof.  I can only imagine what it could do to a bunch of emotionally immature, totally unprepared teenagers.

    Did the kids who didn’t vote in favor at least get to leave the room?

    Oh, and suspended with pay?  You can thank teacher’s unions for that nonsense. 

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I never once considered showing it to my students.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Clearly he was thinking that he felt up for a career change and found the perfect pretext for taking a paid vacation while he figures out his next move. Pretty smart if you ask me.

  • Gee

    The teacher made such a dumb decision that I wonder how competent in general this teacher is. I can not for the life of me figure what defense this teacher could even come up with as why he/she showed the video to students. To add insult to stupidity have the students vote on seeing the video or not. Now they feel responsible for this teachers actions!

    I felt no emotions towards the video myself  but I can not imagine that this did not have a negative effect on these students psyche.

  • BehemothII

    What kind of weirdo teacher would even contiplate viewing this let alone showing it to their class?  He needs some jail time.

  • Chinchillazilla

    Coprophagia =/= murder and necrophilia.

  • Chinchillazilla

    Wow. Dumbass.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Before I judge this teacher, I need to know what class he was teaching.

    J/K, he’s a whacko no matter what he was teaching but most especially if it was Sex Ed.

  • sam1211

    Haha Well of course it doesnt, its just a random sick video off the internet, I dont watch many so I guess couldnt give a good example……but my point being I bet some of those kids have watched it. Highschoolers with internet I think so. But that being said I do agree It was wrong of him to show that in class. If the Teenagers wanted to watch it they could google it. Teacher should def. be in trouble

  • Texas Ranger

    I’d bet half of TR Ranch (valued at approx $32.50) that this teacher is a Dreamin Demon alum…..hmmm….Who all of a sudden has EXTRA time to be posting……hmmmm. The_Yeti_Knows is from Canada…..hmmmm, maybe he knows the teacher?

  • tinalib13

    It’s not me! I teach elementary school…lol

  • tinalib13

    Well said my friend, well said. 

  • tinalib13

    I  hate teacher’s unions, and I’m a teacher.

  • tinalib13

    I’m not wondering what he was thinking as much as what did he think the students would gain from seeing this video, except for nightmares for the rest of their lives. We teach with a purpose in mind. What was his purpose here?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=534372011 Georgia Meyer

    I will be honest, I had no idea there was a video. I remember seeing that it occurred but did not read the gritty details. Now, not only am I horribly disturbed, I just, I can not fathom showing this video (that I have only read a description of due to my total fear of watching it) to ANYONE let alone a group of immature teenagers. Now….bonus might be that those kids will never trust another human being ever again, which may or may not be a bad thing.  After reading this site for months, I am saying its not a bad thing to not trust random assholes. :/

  • rensuchan

    Maybe if he was a Biology teacher and wanted a human dissection example without actually dissecting one?

    Nah…. I think he was just dumb as fuck.

  • tinalib13

    lol agreed!

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    I’m a University prof and I only showed this to my schnoodle… poor little fella is now trying to chew his own eyes out.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Dumb.

    The kids easily could have watched it on their own. Oh yeah… these are Canadian students not Americans and that would require basic internet knowlege.

    BTW I hurt my finger at work today. Think I can get a counselor?

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Did you sit down during your prostate exam ?

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Now class, how many times did the subject slobber during the dissection? anyone ? anyone ?

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    He’s watching Euro2012 now, cheering for Luka’s favourite team… Turkey… Luka says they have the best legs

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    If Luka removes 3 feet of colon and only consumes 1/8th now, bit saves a further 1/16 th for a nice necklace, how many people are gonna barf at the thought of it ?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Staves/521875395 Andy Staves

    I read this earlier today, and just read the story on BBC news, it appears that 30/30 of students put their hand up….

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18435143 

  • JohnQknowitall

    I hurt my finger not a doctors finger or am I the one who got that backwards?

  • tinalib13

    Ummmmm 10? No wait, 12? 13? Damn public education.

  • JGo555

    It was he froggy’s fault.

    Let’s all laugh at the idiot Frog.

    Bwahahahaha!

  • Athena

    You should, especially because you’re a teacher.  They secure shit pay for you, are rarely supportive enough regarding specialized and advanced education for you, make it difficult if not impossible for you to get recognized even if your kids are doing exceptionally well year after year… But, hey, if you ever molest or smack a kid, they’ll make sure you get paid until the investigation is over!

  • hershey

    The only semi-reasonable explanation I can sort of come up with is the fact that the kids were probably viewing it by themselves so the teacher wanted to make sure that an adult was present to answer or counsel the kids. Still, I think, at most, I would have told the students if they viewed it on their own and wanted to talk to someone, I or a counselor would be available. I would not have offered to show it.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    The prostate self exam, its all the rage on American Idol.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Aint no rattlin you, Ill see if Luka can hook you up with a heart for your next posts

  • tinalib13

    Thank you Athena! Many poeple don’t share your pov. We teachers are often considered the enemy even though we work well before and after school to ensure children get the best education we can give. For every bad teacher out there, there are 20 more who are excellent and want to see children succeed. I paid into our union every year, but I am DONE! I thought about it, and if I’m a great teacher, I don’t need a union’s so called “protection”. 

  • tinalib13

    And don’t forget brains. You can’t have heart with no brain to go with it!

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    I wouldve totally enjoyed a nice Dorothy sundae supreme. the way she stood up to the wicked witch? Totally makes a Yeti moist….. you strong women should run things more often…. Maggie Thatcher? Omg don’t get me stared!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003182043986 Denise Plante Clark

    good for you, but is that really something to be proud of? i mean, “i would never consider abusing a child” really shouldn’t be something we need to say. I, for one, will trust NO ONE with my children

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    What do you think he wants to do now? Make hot dogs?

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Huh?

  • shadough

    Double huh huh?

  • shadough

    This is a dumb comment.

  • LoKi4778

    What subject was that teacher teaching? I hope it wasn’t sex ed…

  • JGo555

    And you haven’t been here long enough to know that I’m being sarcastic since I don’t care about where people are from.

    I can also blame a pitbull: “A demominc Flying Pitbull made him do it! It was gonna eat him!”

    There. Feel better?

    *Ribbit, ribbit*

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/6TOSJEHMDMXPJH4WOANBPT5FQI Janessa

    I’m surprised that a teacher thought that this was a good idea!  While this is just a small sample of some of the types of videos you can find online, it wasn’t right to subject the students to it.  If they wanted to view it, they could’ve done it on their own.  There was no need to show it in a classroom, and besides, I’m sure some of them probably were really upset by the video.  I did watch it, and although it wasn’t the worst thing I’ve ever seen, it did make my top 10, which means it had NO place in a room full of kids.

  • Parrot Toes

     O.o

    Awesome. Twisting people’s well-meaning comments to make them seem nefarious. Do you work for the government by chance? A lawyer?………………..

    o.O

  • Parrot Toes

     Bet you still think we live in igloos and take our dog sleds to work every day. Even WITH the internet and Google at your fingertips.

    Besides, it was in Quebec. They are barely Canadian. They are like alien newfies.

    Now, if you’ll s’cuse me, I have to drop my spare parka off at the dry cleaners.

  • CT

     Everyone knows that Jesus told her to do it.  Geez, I always have to be the voice of reason. 

  • Parrot Toes

     What JGo really means, is that Quebec is barely even Canadian. The rest of us Canadians can NOT be compared to this idiotic teacher by a long shot.

    Trust me, my hubby became a full fledged Canuck the day his family moved from Quebec to Ontario. Even HE hates Quebec, his birth “country”.

  • Parrot Toes

     I watched it and found it kind of blah. I don’t think anything can even come close to 3 guys, 1 hammer for me. THAT one made me cry, for days, like a baby. Don’t be confused though, I’m not heartless, I still think this murder was incredibly sad, just like any other murder.  I just don’t think anything can mess with my steely emotions more than 3guys did.

  • Parrot Toes

     I would only have done it if God told me to, after I had a vision of the Virgin Mary confirming that He was indeed God.

  • princessgrandma

    I haven’t seen the video, nor do I ever intend to, but if it is as bad as I’ve heard it is, then it’s a damned good thing that this whackjob teacher was removed from teaching.  He could be a closet serial killer, or well on his way to being one.  That’s the only kind of broken psycho that would have the gonads to show that video to a bunch of children.

  • CT

    I once had a potato chip that looked just like Jesus, will that do?

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Even if the kids wanted to see it, actually showing it to them is tantamount to child abuse, in my opinion.

  • C0NSTANTINE

    We will conclude this video with faces of death with a show of hands again eh?

  • sugarpie

    I didn’t watch it because I just can’t help but think that if I do, I’ll be a part of this guys twisted plot. 

  • Lisa Z

    I was teaching when the Twin Towers were taken down. I watched the horror, mouth open, with my students and other teachers. We were all horrified. We were in N.J., right outside of N.Y. and within spitting distance from Newark airport. There was not a television or radio that was turned off, they all played the horror in full for the whole, extended day. A live radio feed was even played over the school’s P.A. system.
    We all sat glued to the t.v.s, classes moving from rooms without reception into classes that did have reception. The school went into lock down and there was no was to really escape the live broadcasts, the P.A. played a live feed.People started jumping from the towers. There was no doubt of it, we watched it live. We all gasped, gagged and some ran to the bathrooms. So many knew someone that worked either at the Trade Center or very near it. The staff should have turned off the live feed. The administration should have given updates without the actual gory details. None of us did what we should have. None of us have made excuses, no b.s. about it being part f living history or current events. We just used bad judgement.I was teaching when Daniel Pearl was beheaded. The week it happened I gave my normal assignment to the World Culture, Social Studies and  History classes; basically find a current news story that links (depending on the class) history and present, past world events to current world events or past issues that still effect cultures today. That was the weekend homework assignment. I was shocked on Sunday when I opened my school email (I allowed students to email me these homework assignments. I would print it and they would have to discuss the articles in class on Monday.) Normally I would have 2 or 3 articles per class but this week I had an article from close to every kid in each class. They all dealt with the beheading of Daniel Pearl, many linked to a video.I opened the first one, from Corey and watched. I was sick, physically sick. It was the worst thing that I had ever seen. I closed the video before Daniel had even died, he was still screaming as they carved off his head when I closed it. There was no way that I was watching more. I read the articles my students sent but did not open anymore video links.Monday a few students had disks and one even had a laptop with them. They had all heard about it, most had written about it and the few that didn’t just had not bothered to do any assignment but were still interested in the story. They wanted to watch it in class. This was multiple classes (only 1 laptop, poor district long ago) I refused. I complimented them all on their hard work and interest but I said I could not show the video. Most had already seen it and the few that had not wanted to but I still refused. I’d like to say that I was protecting them but that is b.s. I taught 9th to 12th grade special education E.D.classes. My kids were thugs for most part, most had criminal records and the only real learning disability was ADD or ADHAD the rest was emotionally disturbed and just bad homes. I refused because I did not want to watch it. If that was not the case I can not say that we might not have. We did watch news clips and work on that story for most of the week and I KNOW for a fact that by the end of Tuesday ALL of my students had seen at least part (what they could watch) of the actual beheading. They had made copies and watched in the media room and then later at the local library. The video actually spread throughout the entire school within 2 weeks.The next few weeks were spent dispelling conspiracies and hate. I adjusted lesson plans to include tolerance teaching on a few levels due to the kids watching the videos on different sites and reading comments about either Muslims or Jews. Who they blamed / hated depended on which site they visited.I know other teachers, even in ‘regular’ classes had the same problems. Maybe if I, or we had watched and discussed the video in our classes the later issues would not have happened? Not that that would have made me change my mind but it is a thought.Still, in hindsight, I know it was right to not allow them to watch it. I did not condone watching it, even if I did it for the wrong reasons. That is the image we want to teachers to give kids.The problem is, teachers are human and make mistakes. I am not sticking up for this teacher. I have seen the Icepick video and it is not pretty. I want to say that if I were still teaching I would not allow it in my class.I do want to know why the teacher showed it to the class, what were the ages, what was the class, what was the conversation within the class?If it was just a teacher showing a shock video, bad move. Fire his (or her) stupid ass.I just can not say the same for a teacher who has a class that has been following the Picton case and inquiry. Killers have been in the news big time in Canada as of late, Russell Williams, Karla Homolka giving interviews (it was reported that she dated Magnotta) and the whole Picton inquiry just recently. I can see in certain classes Magnotta being a story. I can see a teacher after long discussions with a senior class giving into showing the video, not for gore but to bring reality into a hot topic. It is still stupid to show that graphic video especially since the Canadian courts are going after the sites showing it but it could be a stupid mistake by a basically good teacher.I’ll read more on this and might be back going “Disregard above comment. A gym teacher showing this as a heath video is unacceptable. Kill this twisted bastard” but for right now, until I know more I am not screaming for his life, his job or his balls.*Devils Advocate on too much Shock Top*

  • newstarshipsmell

    Paragraphs, they’d like to meet you.

  • shadough

    My husband is from Quebec and both of my sons are in French schools. Quebecois are Canadian. Sure, many Quebecois have different customs, but so do other people from different parts of this huge country. Try comparing a Newfoundlander to an Albertan. I stand by what I said. Stupid comment.

  • JohnQknowitall

    I stand corrected. Everyone knows that Quebeckers have no idea how to use a sled though they have been given many from the Canadian government (if you want to call that a government). ;)

  • shadough

    I’ve been here a lonnnnngggg time. Just because I don’t post often does not mean anything. I don’t feel bad, I just think it was a stupid comment! Still do…
    *hee haw, hee haw*

  • newstarshipsmell

    Bird fight!

  • http://www.facebook.com/sarabei Janet L. Rogers

     I think that is totally different from this..apples and oranges.  I think when 9/11 happened we were all so stunned at the horror of it that turning it off wouldn’t have occurred to anyone…it was something no one ever imagined you know?

  • shadough

    I think the birds are on the same team!

  • LeaveMeBe

    And as usual, the thought of you being the voice of reason scares the shit out of me and makes me hot all at the same time.

  • LeaveMeBe

    You’ll have to forgive NSSS, his eyes have been bothering him lately.

  • LeaveMeBe

    You’re free sarcasm detector is in the mail. I even covered the shipping and handling for you.

  • Parrot Toes

     It’s all in good fun. It’s no different than when a Canadian story comes up, Americans poke fun at Canadians for being passive or in the stone ages or whatever else they like to poke fun at us for, eh.

    No hard feelings.

    For the record, I am a Canadian with American parents who grew up partly in Ottawa where I attended a french immersion school. Then I married a frenchman and we made 4 smorgasbord kids. ;D

  • LeaveMeBe

    I’m not so sure she was twisting anything. I think we just might be dealing with someone with a humor deficiency. You know, SPD.

  • Parrot Toes

     Lurv the evil owl. Awesomeness.

  • CT

    Hot, I like it. I’m choosing to pretend you didn’t say the other part.  CT puts hers fingers in her ears – la, la, la, la, I can’t hear youuuuuu

  • LeaveMeBe

    This has absolutely nothing to do with this thread, but I think we might be related.

  • LeaveMeBe

    NOT going to look for three guys, one hammer. NOT going to. NOT NOT NOT. If I couldn’t bring myself to watch this video, I am NOT going to look for three guys and a hammer.

  • CT

    OK, that sounds like a porn movie, doesn’t it?  I know. I know.  Quietly slinks away…..

  • Parrot Toes

     I’m sorry but I just couldn’t bring myself to finish reading that bloody wall. I get the gist of what you are saying I think though.

    The big difference between 9/11 and this murder tape is that 9/11 was live and raw and well, your location kinda took away the option of not seeing. Whether the students found our during classes or not is irrelevant in that situation. Seeing the devastation would have been unavoidable, without any online videos.

    BIGGGGG difference.

  • newstarshipsmell

    “I, for one, will trust NO ONE with my children”

    So you’ll homeschool your kids and never let them leave the house without you? Sounds fun.

  • Parrot Toes

     We have a government. They are overpaid and underworked, just like yours. Plus, they don’t blow things up. :P

  • newstarshipsmell

    Will you cover my eyes so I can’t read the other part?

  • LeaveMeBe

    If the teacher had been showing a live feed of a presidential address or the last shuttle launch and this maniac had broken in to the feed and broadcast his crime and the teacher was shocked and just let it run, I think this would be a totally different story. And if Magnotta had done that he would be right on the level with The Joker and I would think I was reading a story out of a newspaper from Gotham City. This teacher chose to pull up a heinous video and show minors. MINORS. He didn’t have a lapse in judgement, he had a huge brain fart that liquified his gray matter and it oozed out his ears and into the storm drain.

    I am sorry for what you went through on 9/11. I remember the horror I felt watching it on TV also. I just don’t understand your comparing it to this at all.

  • Gee

     I think it even might fall into the category of showing pornographic material to underage children.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Here, I looked for it for you: http://www.tokobakso.com/video/3-guys-1-hammer-revisited-video-18sg.html
    See what a nice guy I am?

  • JohnQknowitall

    Yes, but Canadians hangout with bullies and duck, duck, goose is a far more intellectual game. Aye?

  • Gee

     Don’t do it LMB it will bruise your soul

  • shadough

    I’m all for fun. And some name calling or generalizations on a site like this are to be expected. I just don’t find ethnic slurs funny. Or sarcastic. I just find them stupid. But that’s just me!

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    I doubt it, I’ve never roamed the riverbanks of Lower East Assmash Missouri

  • tinalib13

    I’m stuck on you getting moist Yeti. That is soooo hot!

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    But…but I wasn’t being sarcastic this time. :(  Showing this to my students never once crossed my mind. 

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Ok, I thought it was just me. o.O

  • Parrot Toes

     Every time I hear of someone homeschooling kids, I can’t help but think of the poor kids locked in the basement, starving to death after a day of heavy chores and heavy beatings. I know it isn’t always the way, but I can’t help it. Maybe it comes from reading DD.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    And Sarah Palin ??? OMG any woman who can drop an Elk at 422yards has my vote, and as my girlfriend you’d think she wouldn’t accuse me of stalking her…. well, she’s not my girlfriend yet.

  • Parrot Toes

     Seriously, I would not recommend watching it. I am a twisted soul who thrives on other peoples misery. The only thing I have on my “bucket list” is to find a dead body (not a kids, fingers crossed), which I haven’t yet. I have very little feelings for other people and I will unashamedly admit that I consider gore as my porn, usually the gorier the better. As much as I joke around, I kid you not about this. DO NOT watch that video. This murder video is VERY mild in comparison. I’m talking, normal (or less steely than I am) will need therapy after forever.

    I’m sorry I mentioned it actually, I thought it was a well known video. Please take me seriously though, if you can’t watch this one, don’t watch 3guys.

  • Parrot Toes

     I agree. It is horrid, even for my standards. The Magnotta video is a cake walk in comparison. Beheading videos are a walk in the park in comparison.

  • Parrot Toes

     It’s “Eh”. Come on, Google is your friend.

  • tinalib13

    Stop or you’ll have a puddle on the floor Yeti!!

  • newstarshipsmell

    I’ve only ever met one person who was homeschooled. He had some psychological problems – among them, the former belief that he was actually a robot, which required extended therapy to convince him otherwise. Apparently he was really into robots. If anyone made the mistake of conversing with him, it didn’t matter what the topic was, as he would steer the conversation to robots within five minutes. I once was forced to listen to him spend 45 minutes explaining the entire backstory to some Star Wars droid character he made up, named “CIO Demolitions.” At first I thought he was talking about a Star Wars RPG character or fanfic subject, but no, he made this character up for no other reason than his own personal amusement, apparently.

    Proof that I’m not making this up: http://ciodemolitions.deviantart.com/art/CIO-Demolitions-187197929
    (features a really crappy hand-drawing of said Star Wars character, and abbreviated version of the backstory it took him nearly an hour to explain to me while I was yawning and constantly looking at the wall clock.)

    Oh yeah, and apparently his “goal in life” is to build a steam locomotive train that can travel to another star system. I swear to God I’m not making this shit up.

  • Gee

    I personally struggle with beheading videos. Not so much the act(blood and gore) but the sound coming out of the person while their neck is being slashed. It gets me to my core.  I can not see any more of those. My soul has been bruised by those videos.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Oops, forgot to mention DKOS.

    @DangerousKindOfSnark:disqus , please read the previous comment – figured you’d get a kick out of it and since you haven’t posted all week, I just wanted to make sure you didn’t miss it.

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    I am sure down the line somewhere someone has already asked this question…But what kind of class was this…and what was this teachers so called point in showing it? Mostly the answer to that doesn’t really matter….But you have to wonder what the fuck this teacher was thinking?! I couldn’t even get through the first few minutes of the thing.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    And THIS is one of the main reasons that I have decided to stop teaching.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I bow down to you for even being able to watch 3 guys 1 hammer. Reading about it was enough for me.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I found this comment hilarious.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    And this is why I look forward to seeing you NSSS.

  • Zazen

    That sounds like some of the things I’ve heard my nephew say… but he’s seven =D

  • TinyCyborg

    GOD that psychopath looks JUST like this guy I used to bone. He was a Prada runway model (until a little drug test got his ass fired) with a 12 inch cock (like, literally, spray can sized penis). While I am aware that while I may not be fat or ugly and I clean up real nice; I certainly don’t bone many runway models, the explanation would be that he was/is a nymphomaniac who would fuck anyone with a pulse. I think he did/does this because he finds himself so charming that who could resist? Just from knowing his crazy, manipulative ass it made it easy for me to accept that perhaps anyone with THAT FACE is a complete sociopath.  

  • Parrot Toes

     He is totally the next Spielberg. And to think, you got to listen to his idea before they hit film. I am jealous. Jealous am I. <..>

    Also, when that train leaves, I wanna be on it. There better be cocktails and yummies served.

  • LeaveMeBe

    You’re not helping me here. :P

  • Zazen

    I think it has to be said again…

    tl;dr

  • LeaveMeBe

    O.o

    I like Star Wars and all but c’mon. Why didn’t you just walk away from him?

  • Parrot Toes

     And you didn’t sell that shit on Ebay?!

  • newstarshipsmell

    LOL

  • LeaveMeBe

    Never heard of Assmash Missouri. But, my kids say that when they have children, which will be my grandchildren I presume, they will have them refer to me as Sassy, which is short for Sasquatch, which is what my children call me. Usually with affection, but not always. I’m just trying to make a connection here because sasquatch, yeti, abominable and bigfoot are lonely things to be.

  • LeaveMeBe

    No fear, mate. Not going to. My soul has enough wounds and tears.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Still not going to look. Not even tempted to.

  • LeaveMeBe

    It probably is well known, there is no accounting for what information my brain stores as “important facts to remember”. :) It’s not so much I can’t watch it as I don’t want to. I am as curious as anyone who comes to this site (you have to be pretty steely emotionally for most of this stuff, I think) but my gut instinct is telling me don’t do it so I won’t. But sincerely, thank you for the additional warning.

    And I don’t know you well at all, but I do remember lurking for a long time when you were a mighty poster here on the FP and when I first started posting you were very kind and engaging with me, so twisted soul or not, there is much more to you.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Because I was standing the quarterdeck watch at the admiral’s building, and he was there waiting on the quarterdeck to get check-outs/signatures from various personnel there, to qualify for the same watch. Sure, I could have just left, but then I probably would have landed in the brig for dereliction of duty, not to mention probably getting OTH and losing my VA/MGI benefits when I got out a couple months later.

  • LeaveMeBe

    My favorite is “aboot”! Do all Canadians say it that way? I hope so because it warms my cockles.

  • LeaveMeBe

    If it was, I’m betting he showed this to push the abstinence angle. Talk about effective.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Alright, going to out myself here as a dumbass, but what does that mean? Just in case you have to say it again, then I’ll understand it.

  • Parrot Toes

     Don’t untwist what they are trying to twist, you twisted tangler of untwisting forum talk.
    :P

  • Parrot Toes

     They may have possibly understood in this case.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    For some reason this disturbed me.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Well, you’d best build yourself a robot body and upload into it along with DKOS and me, since I am going to guess that the only sustenance provided on said train will be robot maintenance supplies.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Sorry. **hangs head**

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Canadians and people in the U.P.

  • newstarshipsmell

    I was tempted. And I watched it. Don’t watch it. Not that I need to tell you that, apparently.

  • Parrot Toes

     Aw shucks. OK, so I still wanna find that body, just no kids or LeaveMeBe’s. :D

  • newstarshipsmell

    Haha, that was what I was originally going to reply with, but I elected to give her the benefit of the doubt that she may go on to become a regular poster of some merit, since I totally blew off reading her comment and had no idea what she was on about; hence I elected to temper it with some humor instead.

  • Parrot Toes

    Nah, that’s a Newfie thing. So, mostly East Coast Canada. I’s the b’y and aboot – lotsa fun to say and even more fun to sing:

    OHHHhhhhh……..

    I’s the b’y that builds the boat
    And I’s the b’y that sails her
    I’s the b’y that catches the fish
    And brings them home to Lizer.

    There’s one with aboot in it but I just can’t think of it right now.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Thanks for that :) Life’s too crowded to be lonely isn’t it ? At any rate, if I got the chance to roam your neighbourhood I’ll bring a bucket of chicken, you sound like a big girl.

  • Zazen

    Tl;dr means too long; didn’t read. I like to use it with emotional, ranty wall of text posts.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    That’s what carpet’s for there sweety, now get back to your students they know full well you’re not doing research on this thing. Wait till the school board reads your history too.. we’ll be reading about ” sexy teacher suspended for cybering with ape man “ 

  • Parrot Toes

     tl;dr = too long; didn’t read

    I had to look it up last year myself.

  • Parrot Toes

     He’s just that hot.  <..>

  • Zazen

    You’re pretty nice though, being all constructive about introducing her to the concept of paragraphs. I on the other hand see that post and think that that poster is ‘teaching and guiding children’ and sigh sadly.

  • newstarshipsmell

    When someone posts a really, really long rant about something, it’s a way of rudely dismissing their entire argument by admitting you didn’t even bother to read it and could care less what they said.

    It can also be used to label a concise summary of your own long rant, placed either at the beginning or the end, i.e.:
    “here’s what I have to say…

    [LONG-WINDED RANT]

    tl;dr Basically, newstarshipsmell is like, super awesome and I love him!”

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I did not see you post one also. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!! That’s the second time.

  • blubberdong

     Hmm.  Judging from your picture (not the elephant one), I didn’t think you had a cockle.  Oh well, I like you anyway.

  • newstarshipsmell

    LOL

  • newstarshipsmell

     Also, if you’re running Firefox, you can add Urban Dictionary to your search bar:
    http://mycroft.mozdev.org/search-engines.html?name=urbandictionary.com&skipcache=yes (click on Urban Dictionary)

    Then you’ll never need to wonder over the meaning of any of those dumb web acronyms cluttering up the intertubes, like ))((

  • tinalib13

    It’s summer vacation. I can cyber with any ape I choose. Thanks for calling me sexy! That made my day. :-)

  • LeaveMeBe

    I have cockles in my heart and it warmed them. I keep THE cockle and balls in my purse. And that picture (not the rhino one) included the cockle wielder. ;)

  • tinalib13

    Yes, once is certainly enough. 

  • LeaveMeBe

    If I’m running what? I don’t run. Unless a clown is chasing me. Or a june bug. Other than that, I dont run.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I don’t love you. But I really, really like you a lot.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Oh, you don’t have to say it! The smacks speak louder than words…

  • LeaveMeBe

    I have big feet and when I’m mad I stomp and it creates huge echoes throughout the house that sends my spawn into fits of laughter. Do you know how hard it is to be mad at someone who is helplessly laughing at you? It matters not that I am 5’11″ at that point. And no, I am not hairy either. It’s just the foot thing. :)

    But I like chicken. Spicy if you please. If your ever roaming down near Texas, stop on by. I’ll introduce you to my Chupacabra.

  • LeaveMeBe

    *standing and clapping and laughing*

  • newstarshipsmell

    So, I guess a june bug-themed clown would unlock your innate teleportation ability?

  • LeaveMeBe

    U.P.? I feel really dumb today.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Well, why didn’t you just say so?

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    It just seems really weird since it’s a pick of a woman posing as a boy in the center of his pics made up like a woman.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    You Texans is all right, except for the Bush family that is… what the heck is wrong with your Republicans allowing a full bore idiot to call the shots…. The world laughed at you for years.
    Just for that youre only getting wings, no breasts, no thighs,no drumsticks, just wings.

  • LeaveMeBe

    most-fucking-assuredly

  • newstarshipsmell

    Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    And thanks for calling me Ape … I’m only Ape like on vacation, the rest of the time my fur’s all in a row

  • tinalib13

    That too. Cree-py

  • newstarshipsmell

    Am I setting my bar too low when I’m simply satisfied with her not exposing her class to goreporn?

  • tinalib13

    Oh Yeti, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to hurt your tender feelings. Does it help to know that I think your a totally hot ape-like man?

  • Parrot Toes

    Yeah, that bothered me too. Also, I didn’t read it, not because of it’s length, but rather because of it’s lack of paragraphs. I can forgive spelling mistakes and minor to medium grammatical errors, but not a long wall of letters that make my eyeballs wanna jump outta their sockets and belly flop into a shallow puddle of battery acid moments before a slow moving car runs them over. Walls of text and ghetto talk – *shudder*.

  • LeaveMeBe

    The only thing I like about the Bush family is the Texas Rangers. :P

  • LeaveMeBe

    I am going to be kick-ass on a game show one day with all these random bits of info I am storing up. I bet I know more about the northern states and Canada than anybody else in my damn state now.

  • Gee

     nsss iS A HIM?  LOL

  • LeaveMeBe

    Lookit Gee’s purty face! *waves at Gee*

  • Gee

     Ha Ha did you think he was referring to you running like a fox?

  • deadskinmask213

    I watched the video I dont believe it shows the actual murder it’s self. I am however pretty sure teachers shouldn’t be showing sadomasochistic disembodied homo erotic necro pedo-bestiality tourture porn in class unless the class is entitled Post Apocalyptic 101 The reasons not to trust your neighbors.

  • Gee

     Gee waves back

  • LeaveMeBe

    Gee baby! Please don’t tell me I’m going to have to use the sarcasm code for YOU of all people! I thought you loved me and I was your one and…wait…I was your second most beloved girl. *sobbing* We obviously don’t spend enough time together anymore.

  • LeaveMeBe

    How do you sigh sadly? Is it really possibly to sigh sadly? Can a sigh be sad?

  • LeaveMeBe

    I really missed you. I really really did. You harsh and blunt wit just cracks my ass up!

  • Parrot Toes

     Yeah, I was a little confused by that. I watched the long version and the victim was definitely alive at the start. Then when the stabbing started, he was “reacting” like you would expect. I’m pretty sure he was either already dead (most likely), or drugged heavily or something. I’m pretty sure there was some parts missing.

    It doesn’t matter though really. I have no interest to watch it again to observe the small details, like the victim breathing or where the seam in the video was.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I wish I had glasses because I can’t see shit.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Good, cause that’ll come in real handy when we need to lure the zombies away from the rest of us.

    *Dons june bug clown suit, starts driving to Texas*

  • Gee

     Oh sweetie …. I have frankly been off my sarcasm game lately. I have not been able pick up on it. Can we just use the s/ shit for a while until I get my game back. You are my first one and only muah

  • newstarshipsmell

    Yes, I concur. I remember Parrot Toes from my lurking days, glad to see him back. If only @guillotinegirl:disqus would come back – she always cracked me up.

  • Athena

    …and it’s sad that it has to be like that.  I bet you were a pretty rockin’ teach.

  • Athena

    Interesting.  I saw that while purusing the forums over at Documenting Reality, and came away most intrigued by that one.  I think I may have to watch it, now.  I have been warned.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Yeah, you definitely lucked out with a better screenshot there. Plus, you put like way more effort into yours than I did – I just opened up MSPaint and slapped a couple rounded boxes on them. It made me sad though, that while you didn’t chop the browser frame or task bar from your screenshot, there was nothing incriminating/lulzworthy to give you a hard time over. I tried to think of a joke about your muted volume level, and gave up.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I miss GG too. And PT is a female, just so you know. I had to clarify to someone today that you were a male. I think I may have a gift for this sort of thing. Except that Shar’Gz slip up.

  • LeaveMeBe

    *sniffles* OK, just for you.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Amen.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Did you hear mention how good of a shot I am? Especially distance shots. *slings 30.06 over shoulder*

  • newstarshipsmell

    Sorry, I assumed the statement ” I once was forced to listen to him…” clearly implied that I was unable to terminate the conversation. I mean, do I come across to you as the kind of person that would listen to some robot-fetish whackjob talk about his daydream robot for nearly an hour if it were within my powers to avoid it?

  • newstarshipsmell

    “I am going to be kick-ass on a Texan game show in Texas one day with all these random bits of info I am storing up. I bet I know more about the northern states and Canada than anybody else in my damn state now.”
    I fixed it for you.

  • newstarshipsmell

    *stops to buy some bulletproof full body armor and helmet. considers and dismisses concern over body odor upon reaching destination*

  • LeaveMeBe

    Ass-munch.

  • newstarshipsmell

    LOL what’s up with people thinking I’m a girl? First Angel’s Mom, now you…

  • LeaveMeBe

    Honestly? Yes. :P

  • newstarshipsmell

    You misspelled her username on purpose just to spite her, didn’t you?

    Anyways, thanks for the clue re: PT. Noted.

  • takurospirit

    Sounds like his parents dropped the ball on helping an “Aspie” learn to fake it. No one wants to hear anyone drone on for an entire hour for any subject. Personally these days my eyes glaze over after the first minute. I just can’t pay attention people.

  • Gee

     I get it … It’s the same for the Gee name. That’s why I posted a pic today

  • newstarshipsmell

    Aw, dammit… Is that a Koala in your avatar? I seriously mistook it for a closeup of some unfamiliar bird when I posted that. (And while I was re-reading all the comments a couple dozen more times over the following six hours…)

    Well color me stupid.

  • Gee

     Everyone knows it was me thinking NSSS was girlie! Smelly Starship is man I get it!

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Are they the dudes that shoot at the Mexicans from the Border.?

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    It would have to be the beach though, whenever I go to the pool, I ruin the filter……….

  • Zazen

    *points at LMB’s last comment above*

  • Zazen

    And don’t forget @JGo555:disqus !

  • Zazen

    When it’s just not possible to roundly cuss someone out for rampant idiocy at work… yes. In fact, I have an entire lexicon of sighs which can do everything from conveying my misery, to questioning a person’s foothold on sentience, and even cast aspersions on their family honor.

  • newstarshipsmell

    ??????

  • newstarshipsmell

    LOL, I just read your convo w/LMB in the shoutbox archives. I would’ve stepped in and cleared it up, but I hardly ever pay attention to the forum shoutbox. Anyways, I don’t really care, I’m not uptight about it – but it amuses me since I ditched a previous username years ago when people kept assuming I was a girl, as it was apparently girlie sounding (although to me, it was merely self-deprecating.) I figured something horribly dorky like “new starship smell” would instantly peg me as a boy from then on… yet here I am explaining “no I’m not a woman” to folks all over again.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Heh heh, see I’d already forgotten that. I probably only remember AM because I sent her my photo “to prove I’m a man.” hahaha

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I was too lazy to crop and I’m sorry for the bland screenshot. Next time I’ll open a snuff film tab to keep it interesting.

  • Parrot Toes

     What? No one wonders about my gender? Like only a female can be a fan of parrots? Pfffft……..

  • newstarshipsmell

    “In fact, I have an entire lexicon of sighs which can do everything…”
    http://audioboo.fm/signup

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Thank you for that. I was definitely one of the teachers who did it because she loved the kids and wanted to make a difference. I’m sad this decision had to be made.

  • Zazen

    You know, I posted that further back in the thread and when I did, it disappeared entirely. Then when I finally read thru all the comments there’s this bastard post down here. To hell with that.

    So how are you doing today tarsh?

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Heya Gee!! Nice face!!!

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    If you do let us know how you feel about it.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I’m telling you I was willing to bet BIG bread that you were a lady.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Wow. You’re good. Do you give lessons?

  • LeaveMeBe

    Yes. :)

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Ok I’ll be devils advocate. I have posted things that I typed somewhere else (like Word) and copied them on here only to have my paragraphs disappear and I had to go back and edit to put them back in. It could happen.

    Speaking of devils advocates, where’s @reapre?

  • LeaveMeBe

    Hey, I didn’t rat you out! He read the shoutbox archives. I forgot how smart he was.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I am laughing because I have a whole gaggle of sighs as well. With the matching faces or slight head movements.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Misspelled who’s what? Oh, cripes. No, it wasn’t on purpose. I guess i just don’t give a damn so didn’t pay close enough attention.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    You must be either on your phone or a tablet. Like right now, since I’m on my iPad I can’t see it either.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Don’t get offended, NSSS thought you were a guy and referred to you as such but I corrected him already. :)

  • LeaveMeBe

    It happens. Everyone assumed I was a guy when I first joined but I’m not sure why. Probably the rhino pic.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I wish I could claim that, but no. I just need to go get glasses. :)

  • newstarshipsmell

    That wouldn’t be a bad idea (getting glasses.) You know, they’re probably going to stop making new ones after Z Day, so now would be a good time to go get some. Spring for the long lasting lenses and frames – since they’re gonna need to last for… the rest of your life or so.

  • newstarshipsmell

    tarsh good.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Well, I’ll go get some then, but you’re going to have to change your avatar because it creeps me out bad enough when it’s all blurry. I can’t imagine having to look at it when it’s crisp and clear.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I miss GG and @CountRackula

  • LeaveMeBe

    Alright, Y’all do this on purpose. I resisted for as long as I could but I can’t stands no more! WTH is tarsh?

  • newstarshipsmell

    newstarshipsmell… it’s easier to type.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Can I downvote the new Disqus comments layout?

  • newstarshipsmell

    Hahaha… you can upvote your own comments… FAIL.

  • newstarshipsmell

    And apparently image attachment is gone. FAIL.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Oooooooh. Don’t get mad if I still call you NSSS. Typing that reminds me of INXS and I liked them.

  • Zazen

    I’ve been thinking the same things. This is giving me a headache.

  • newstarshipsmell

    I’ve never been picky about which nicknames people call me by IRL, and that has held true online as well. When a friend invited me to join him on IRC, I found out EFNet limits all logins to 9 characters, so I joined his channel as “newstarsh” and, quickly tiring of the “Hey tarsh, what’s your news?” joke, shortened my IRC login to tarsh. I sign PMs with it; for all I know @Zahzen:disqus thought that was actually my first name.

    Everything after Kick was crap.

  • newstarshipsmell

    My replies don’t show up until I refresh the page. FAIL. At least they prevent you from double-posting the same comment…

  • Zazen

    o.O

  • newstarshipsmell

    Okay, I actually like the fact you can mouseover avatars and popup a larger copy… WIN.
    But do we really need to be able to Share individual comments to other social networks? FAIL.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Forcing the comment nesting to 3 sublevels, when it used to go up to 10? FAIL.
    This makes following convoluted conversations ever more challenging that before, and God knows some of us Demonites don’t need any more challenges (I’m not at all thinking of/trying to single anyone out here, like, say, for instance, Cedric.)

  • Zazen

    I’m pretty sure I didn’t think that =B

  • Zazen

    While we’re wishing for absent members, I miss Deety =D

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Wow school sounds pretty cool nowadays

  • LeaveMeBe

    So that’s where she got it from. I couldn’t find where it had all started, and believe me, I looked before I got nosey and asked. I thought I missed something. At least you thought your name out. I originally signed up under my nickname fAcE but in frustration one day couldn’t remember how to do shit to get logged in/on so created a whole new account and in a moment of pique picked LMB for some reason. It literally came out of nowhere and sounds totally dumb, but it’s what I am known as now. I’ve never been the cool one anyway, so it’s all good. So, your first name isn’t tarsh? ;)

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Like!!

  • newstarshipsmell

    Well, you can at least console yourself that you didn’t unintentionally pick a nick that is an anagram for both trash and shart.

  • LeaveMeBe

    LOL! True.

  • Zazen

    I got the same from people. At first I preferred people not know… but then I had some good stories my husband couldn’t get edited out of lol…

  • newstarshipsmell

    Like is so yesterday. We are voting up stuff now. Get with it, girl!

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Me too.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    You just wanted to show me that you were cute. It worked.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I learned a lot from you today. Most recently that there is a shoutbox archive. :)

  • LeaveMeBe

    UP, like, your butt!

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Eff that! I’m raging against the machine!

  • Zazen

    .. -.- .-. ..–..

  • AlwaysInFlyoverCountry

    I watched 3G1H. It made me sick.

    –Al

  • whisperswing

    Montreal teacher fired for showing class infamous body parts video

    MONTREAL — A Montreal high school teacher has been fired for showing a Grade 10 class what is believed to be the video of the infamous body-parts killing.

    The school board issued a statement this afternoon saying the 29-year-old teacher, who was under contract until the end of the school year, has been terminated — effective immediately. MONTREAL — A Montreal high school teacher has been fired for showing a Grade 10 class what is believed to be the video of the infamous body-parts killing.

    The school board issued a statement this afternoon saying the 29-year-old teacher, who was under contract until the end of the school year, has been terminated — effective immediately.
    [...]
    http://www.theprovince.com/news/Luka+Magnotta+Montreal+teacher+fired+showing+class+infamous+body+parts/6783797/story.html#ixzz1xo8V5bIa

  • LeaveMeBe

    Yeah? I have a strong constitution but I don’t plan on ever watching it, especially after a few of you have encouraged me not to.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    -.– . .- …. –..– .. — -. — – -.. .. –. –. .. -. – …. .. … … …. .. – — -. . -… .. -

  • JGo555

    Too long, didn’t read.

  • JGo555

    What? Me what? I don’t get it.

  • JGo555

    The “Enter” button is your friend. Visit it, press it, make love it more often. Your posts will be read if you do so.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Thanks for the insight.

  • Zazen

    Ages ago, you had been surprised that @newstarshipsmell:disqus was a guy, not a woman. That’s all. My suspicion on why he’s fooled everyone is because he doesn’t talk about his peen in 79% of his posts.

  • Abroad

    I am on the wrong continent to suggest making it a threesome, but since you have just introduced yet(i) another Fortean theme, I feel I have to ask the both of you whether you have ever frequented the Fortean Times message board? You might like it……

  • LeaveMeBe

    Hmmm, never been there but am going to check it out. Thanks for the heads up. :) And what continent are you on?

  • newstarshipsmell

    Oh! So I just need to talk about my penis all the time. Why didn’t I think of this before!?

  • Zazen

    Don’t you dare lol

  • newstarshipsmell

    Well, sorry to disappoint you… Tell you what, I’ll let you pretend I’m a woman, if you promise not to take photos and post them all over the internet.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Well, anyways, I hope you appreciated my efforts with boobface. I didn’t really have a problem with Shar’s original comment, it simply wasn’t funny to me – I would have settled for ignoring it. But after she returned fire on my friends, I felt the need to make some sort of half-assed, half-hearted attempt to “pick a side.” Unfortunately, she didn’t bitch about it skeeving her out even once all week, so it was a wasted effort – although I got plenty of mileage out of it in the bigger picture.

  • newstarshipsmell

    So much for the paid vacation. Hope he figured out his new career track already.

  • newstarshipsmell

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  • newstarshipsmell

    Well I changed it but since you haven’t gotten new glasses yet I figured I’d share this full-sized version with you so you can see it clearly…

    http://i48.tinypic.com/2crq4cp.jpg

  • Zazen

    My vote is for projectionist.

  • Zazen
  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Deal!!

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  • LeaveMeBe

    GAH! Quit being so thoughtful and sharing stuff with me.

  • LeaveMeBe

    *snicker*

  • newstarshipsmell

    I like “Non-Standard Socket Screw.”

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  • Zazen

    Amazing. That was my favorite of the bunch too. Especially because you have some loose =P

  • Shelby Burns

    I second that motion. That video literally had me messed up for YEARS. I only watched a bit of it and it just broke my heart, especially after learning more about the victim. He was a very good guy and somebody’s grandpa :(

  • Gee

    I for one wont make that mistake again :o )~

  • onlyme356

    So I’m wondering where common sense fit into all of this? What the hell was this teacher thinking? Shit man, teachers are suppose to be teaching English and Math aren’t they? What subject was this? And don’t tell me Art cause I’ll drop kick someone.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jerri-Blank/100002828502192 Jerri Blank

    Oh no, I hope you didn’t end up watching it. It really burns into your mind and scares for life. I joined Orgish around the same time I joined here and someone had a avatar gif of it and it caused me to never to return just for fear I might see it again.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Darnit, I Googled Ogrish and clicked on the site like an idiot from my work computer. Uh oh. o.O O.o

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jerri-Blank/100002828502192 Jerri Blank

    Yikes! I spelled that site wrong but if you ended up on a gore site/forum it’s the right place. wrong place if it gets you in trouble at work. I’m sorry.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    It took me to porn with the spelling that you had. Lol no worries, I can expain the typo.