Mother Charged With DUI After Baby Left On Roof Of Car

I have smoked a lot of weed in my lifetime, (please hold your applause) and done some silly absent minded things. But this just isn’t one of them. You would think old Pinky without the Brain would have looked for her child much sooner then after her stupid ass was already home. But maybe that is to much to ask.

What a dumbass. How do you forget your kid on the roof of your car? Oh wait, too much weed. I forgot.

Some of the money she spent on booze and weed could have been spent on a babysitter.

I bet that if they had checked they would have found  marijuana in the babies system.

I blame the pink hair – all that dye,along with the drugs,and drinking is killing what little brains she has.

 Better yet – a Beautician.

Or birth control. Since she obviously shouldn’t have children 

I did the same thing once with my cat.  That damn cat is still alive.  Honey, I keep trying but he still someone manages to make his way home.  Next time, maybe next time.  

No way, I’ve never had weed turn me into a complete fucking idiot. I’m going to say it was more likely the alcohol. 

Cats are like that, try tying it to the bumper.

Poor little baby must have a guardian angel looking out for it.  So does this teach the stupid little twat a lesson?  Or is this little angel doom for life?   

You do NOT have to smoke weed to: put the remote control in the fridge, walk around for a few minutes looking for something and then forgetting what you were looking for, getting a glass of juice & remembering you didn’t buy it or having to clean vaseline from the walls because you thought you had put it away but your toddler had gotten to it before you remembered he was alone in the room with a jar full of it.

Senility: I’M DOING IT RIGHT AT 29!

*Points with thumbs to herself*

My Little POny’s Pinkie Pie hair!!!!

I think I’m going to have to agree with you on this one. 

 Ahhh yes is true. At 32 high or not I still do things like look for my sunglasses when they are on top of my head. Or frantically looked for my cellphone while TALKING ON IT!

 I agree, just the other day I was looking for a clipboard, I looked for a minute, sat down and then zoned out for another minute. I thought “what was I doing?” Another minute passed and I was like “Oh yea! the clipboard” But I just don’t see myself doing something like this! Actually,  I wouldn’t be driving my baby to the liquor store at 11pm or scoring weed and dragging it along like some worthless accessory.

I was thinking the chick from Adventure Time, which I love.

Other motorists coming upon the baby called police.

Did any of the motorists stop to get the baby, or just dial 911 and keep moving?

In a perfect world I wouldn’t ask this, but in a perfect world this issue wouldn’t exist.

Hahaha, you know, sometimes I think that I ought to smoke weed just to justify the stupid shit I do as a normal part of my routine. Thankfully I no longer have to hunt for remotes as I no longer watch television programming on an actual TV. But you know, spending twenty minutes hunting for my car keys and making myself late to meet up with friends, when they’re fucking hanging on a clip from the front right belt loop on the jeans I’m wearing and audibly jingling like crazy as I’m spastically tearing my room apart… Yeah.

“…seeing that it has much more value than a soft drink.”
To you (and most people) sure. To Catalina? Hmmmmm…

I actually sat down and watched the first season last night with one of the BFs, we both like it. I took me a long time to finally watch, but I’m glad I did.

I agree – most likely alcohol. On the other hand, some cheap weed can now be tainted with all kinds of funky chemicals so unless you care what you’re getting, you’ll never know what you’re gettting…

Smoking weed had nothing to do with this, rather a grossly irresponsible ‘mother’ who should have had her tubes tied at birth….

I have to think that at least one person stopped. Hopefully, society hasn’t gotten that bad.

HEY. I drink a lot of alcohol and I’ve never…

What was I saying?

Thanks for getting “The Cat Came Back” stuck in my head. They thought he was a goner but he wouldn’t stay away.

I have two kids and don’t believe I’ve EVER placed them on the roof of my car, in a car seat or otherwise. Maybe because I’m not very tall. I’m also not much of a drinker. I was, however, 19 when I had my daughter. I wouldn’t doubt that I’ve probably set them on the back end (trunk) while unlocking the backdoor, but I wouldn’t take my hand off of that car seat for a second. I really want to slap this kid. You just don’t go out getting wasted all day with your kid. Luckily for her, she’ll have a babysitter (the state of AZ) for a long time.

 Ya, and you can always get free refills when it comes to big gulps!

 I think she left what brains she had on the mattress when she got the shit fucked out of her and got pregnant with the said baby.

 Now, I have the accompanying Sesame Street cartoon for that in my head- love it!

I don’t drive so this comment might seem a bit dumb to some, buuuut……. don’t car seats fall of the car roofs as they aren’t even, even when stationary?

SO glad I’m not the only one who has done the cellphone thing! lol

I was here and think it was 112 both days….I know definitely my car said 111 Friday when I left work at 3:00.

I’m surprised….doesn’t seem as bad a neighborhood as I thought it might be…not too far from where a friend of mine lives.

Didn’t even think about the fact that 45th isn’t a main artery….this was smack dab in a residential so there probably wasn’t a lot of traffic. Thanks for the pic, that was awesome!

 Once when I lost power at my house I used my lighter to try to find my lighter so I could light a candle. And no, there were no alcohol or drugs involved, just stupidity.

I haven’t quite dried up just yet.

I’m happy the baby didn’t get ran over and squished all over the place. I remember when I first had my daughter I was paranoid and over cautious about EVERYTHING! This bitch is a fuckn moron. Not even the weed or alcohol is to blame. It’s mostly cuz she doesn’t care about her kid. Fuckn people like that make me so angry! It’s like keep your legs closed, use birth control, abortion, adoption, something! There are so many people that want kids but can’t have any And even worse she’ll end up gettn the baby back. There is just not enough funding to help kids stay away from these monsters. I also hate all these damn young parent stories. It gives us a bad name! I had my Doll at 19 n wouldn’t dream about pulln some of this shit featured on DD. I thought when you have a baby you are suppose to grow up and be responsible. Asshats must of missed the memo

No way, I have never had alcohol turn me into a complete idiot … oh wait … there was that time with the nude massage girls … never mind.

 Kinda hard to say the weed had nothing to do with the situation when she was in fact high at the time.

 ”abortion”  -     

If it’s with a swift kick to the groin I’m all in. ;p

“But then, if it was late……maybe. If it was late – how did people SEE it??”

Probably like this…
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/weird/Bus-Driver-Finds-Infant-in-Roadway-94185264.html 

I really want that, does Michael Kors do one?

I’m back. Glad to see you’re still here!

It’s a smiley flipping a table over.

I’ve actually driven myself crazy trying to find my ringing cellphone when I had it tucked in my cleavage the whole time.

I dont remember ever putting any of my babies on the roof in the first place.i always held the carrier with one hand,opened the dorr with the pther and swung the carrier into the car and buckled it in.

Ever spend the day looking for the wallet that was in your back pocket ?

At least she gets to go to jail pretty.

You people just made me feel a whole lot better with your stories of looking for stuff that’s on your person. I admit to that too, and thought I was one of few who did that. Bless your hearts. I really DON’T have Alzheimer’s!