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Woman Arrested After Masturbating For Passing Motorists On Highway 484OCALA, FL – An Alabama woman was arrested in Florida late Sunday night after treating passing motorists on a busy freeway to a solo, sexy-time show.

The 35-year-old exobitionist, Ashley Holton, is said to have been driving on highway 484 near Interstate 75 when she decided to pull over onto the shoulder and beat around the bush.

Wearing only a pink shirt, Ms. Holton began flickin’ the bean for over a half an hour, causing several drivers to execute illegal u-turns in order to turn around and watch.

When officers finally arrived on the scene almost an hour after receiving multiple 911 calls, Holton continued to expose herself and resisted arrest.

Investigators say that while police attempted to subdue the woman she bit and then kicked an officer. Holton denies this, describing her contact with the officer as a “love tap.”

Holton was booked in Marion County Jail and charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, disorderly conduct and exposure of sexual organs. Her bond has been set at $16,250.

All I want to know is why in the hell anyone would turn around for a prolonged look, much less a crowd. I’ve only seen her mug shot and that alone caused skeeved out shivers up my spine. But then again, people did crowd around to watch a homeless couple have sex on stage.

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  • C0NSTANTINE

    The people that made the u-turns to look at that wildebeest should be ticketed as well

  • Sam

    Over half an hour?? No wonder she looks so haggard and was so pissed off when they stopped her. She obviously desperately needs an orgasm and is having trouble getting there.

  • SayAunt

    Warning Rough Pavement Ahead! 

  • sugarpie

    he he – When you gotta diddle…..

  • sugarpie

    People are strangly attracted to freak shows.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/ Dakota Valkyrie

    The term “flickin’ the bean”  has sent me into uncontrollable giggles. I really gotta get out more.

  • http://akemi-mokoto.me/ Akemi Mokoto

    o_o….her? I am going to be sick. If I saw that women masturbating, I’d drive my car into a pole head on to kill myself. That’s what we call a turkey vulture. 20 years pass cougar, still likes to hunt but too old to take down the prey. xD 

  • Sam

    At least she wasn’t ‘DWDFH’? ‘Driving Whilst Dildo Fucking Herself’?

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Why is it that it’s never a pretty woman who gets busted for masturbating in public?

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    This picture an visual made my coffee rise up a little bit…
    Damn it takes her over an hour to get to the point?
    She needs to work on her technique!

  • Sam

    Is that a serious question? If you came across a pretty woman masturbating in public, would YOU arrest her, or would you take the rest of the week off and cart her off home?

  • Sam

    Or invest in some dang batteries…

  • blubberdong

    The cops should have thrown spike strips at her to deflate the bags under her eyes.

  • http://twitter.com/tinalib13 Tina Wech

    Yeah like a car battery lol!

  • Sam

    Now THERE’s an idea!
    *wonders if she has jumper cables in her trunk*

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    She may be ugly but she COULD be pretty were it counts.  I’m guessing that the passing cars didn’t get to see her face. 

  • http://twitter.com/tinalib13 Tina Wech

    Ohhhhh Michael! There’s a visual I could’ve lived without! Blech!

  • http://twitter.com/tinalib13 Tina Wech

    hehehehehe…that made me giggle. I was picturing you with a little thinking bubble above your head Sam. :-D

  • onlyme356

    There are many people that pick up worse looking hookers than her where I’m from. She’s ugly in her own right, but some people just don’t care. It’s a freebie that they’ll probably never have again.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    “Ohhhhh Michael!”  - I like the sound of that.  Anyway, describe the visual you got for all the fine folks here.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Maybe she should have, it might have saved her 20-25 minutes of frustration.

  • http://twitter.com/vab423 Vicki B.

    I just sprayed coffee on my monitor, thanks for that.

  • http://twitter.com/tinalib13 Tina Wech

    Lol You’re naughty…I like that!

  • http://twitter.com/tinalib13 Tina Wech

    Or would you stop to watch the gang bang that’s sure to be taking place on the side of the road?

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    Well, with the world coming to an end, what would you expect her to do?   I ask her to scoot over for me.  Dam you Mayans and your stupid calendar. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    So … are we SURE that the posted pic is in fact Ashley Holton ? I only asked because the pic is of a really ugly chick and in being so ruins my fantasy of what a woman looks like who does this type of shit.Ginny Is it to much to ask of you that when you come across stories like this one to sub a fake pic of a Hot Chick ? That way my fantasy image not only remains intact,but remains intact stronger than before.

  • VXIII

    She could have just bought a Trojan Twister advertized on TV, then her hair would have been blown back and she might not be so desperate.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    No,she was pissed because the cops took so long to leave the donut shop,after having been dispatched on the call.In the future it might behoove dispatch to withhold a little of the incoming call information from the dispatched officers – telling them to be prepared to loose their lunch (cops read this as throw up all those yummy donuts that they have just finished scarfing down) is not conducive to their early arrival (code 6) on location.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     HA !!! You a funny mf’er – and I mean that in a nice way.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     Sounds good Sam – I was going to call “Shotgun”,but then I thought better of it.I will drive just in case you need both hands – sad thing is we are still going to wreak.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     HA!!! You seldom disappoint me on here blubberdong,thanks for the laugh.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Watch? I would pull out my handy dandy smart phone and work on uploading the first live you tube feed. 

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Dude, do you really want to fantasize about the kinda chick that girl spanks it roadside? I’m probably going to get an STD just thinking about it to type this.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Those things suck ass. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Does that cost extra?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Maybe the horse flies circling her smell – jane’na is what initially grabbed the passing motorist attention,you don’t see flies on shit everyday – wait a minute …

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    You must be from Florida,Utah,Dakota, or the back country of Virgina ? Parts of these states are awful ’cause most of the pretty women left soon as they were old enough to lift a thumb.

  • newstarshipsmell

    You know it’s only a matter of time until we start seeing “I Was In Florida” pleas…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TQNRXAMACWQ7AQWGY6WMPACXBE David

    35? For real?

    Meth much?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     lol …wtf is that ?  I feel so under educated right now – I totally blame the public school system …

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Zing!

  • http://twitter.com/tinalib13 Tina Wech

    “suck ass” that’s one of my favorite expressions!

  • takurospirit

    I’d say that’s pretty much the main reason sites like this get any traffic.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Looks like things have gotten really rough for late night talk show host Chelsea Handler. In her own words: What up gurl?

  • takurospirit

    Well she should be young enough. She’s 35. Just looks like shit. I mean “20 years past cougar” would mean she was an expert seductress sophomore year of high school. Which would explain a lot I guess. 

  • takurospirit

    That reminded me. In my perverted Internet wanderings I came across something known as E-stim. And people do electro-shock their junk to get off. You know you want to google it. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=621965500 Ginny Leigh

    train wrecks, yeah yeah, but jesus christ.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    It’s safer to use a violet wand, don’t hook your who-who-bees up to car batteries people. ;)

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Of course, ass play always does.

  • Babydoll0630

    Personally I call it SPINNING the bean……both are hilarious.  LOL.

  • Babydoll0630

    BAH!  This made me think of Blue’s Clues…….now the song is stuck in my head.  (handy dandy) LOL.

    Edit: I need to get out more. Time to book an appointment for mommy at a day spa….**pulls out her handy dandy notebook, er smartphone.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Crappy “drugstore” vibrators. I’ve tried all the Trojan toys and they are all abysmally disappointing. I should start a sex toy blog and give reviews, lord knows I’ve got enough. 
    They had the best leather store in Key West, I was in heaven, a very fucked up and perverted heaven, but you know why would you want it any other way? 

  • Babydoll0630

    Don’t you hate on my Chelsea!!!  Loved her since girls behaving badly.  And her internet show w/Jenny Mccarthy, and Leah Remni……HILARIOUS.  In the motherhood. 

  • LeaveMeBe

    Holy shite! Too effin funny! It does look like her. I was about to say a rough version of her, but no, it just looks like her. :D

  • Heather_Habilatory

     Thanks for the idea. I’ve been working on little to no sleep and nothing has gotten rid of the bag under my eyes.

    Luckily, i know quite a few members of our local police departments.

  • Heather_Habilatory

     Hey! Have you ever BEEN to any of the Dakotas? :p

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Are they? I looked at their website and they didn’t look too serious so I decided to leave them alone. Why don’t you start a blog? Can I be a guest writer?

  • http://www.facebook.com/amanda.standridge Amanda Hastings Standridge

    Apparently Florida is the number one state for people to do really evil/bizarre/nasty/perverse shit. I’m sure Ms. Holton was a fine upstanding member of society until she passed the “Welcome to Florida” sign and SHAZAM – she was bat-shit crazy, horny as hell, and wanted all of the motorists on HWY 484 to witness her DIY project. Oh, I’m sure her “love tap” left the officer feeling like he needed a shower in disinfectant and smelling like hot tuna.
     

  • sherrdbw

    You wouldn’t want Ginny to be dishonest and substitute a pic of a supermodel would you?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Yeah, you might get “charged” for that..

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    That was terrible and you should be ashamed. ;)

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Have you tried Preparation H? It constricts the blood vessels and they go poof!

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    They really are just not worth the money. You know, they’re a cheap fix I guess, but you’re better off saving your money for something higher quality. I bought them to try out on a whim and was very unimpressed. 
    If I started a blog you could be a guest writer, until then you might like Sex Nerd Sandra’s podcast. 
    http://sexnerdsandra.com/ 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Fine, make that 2 Saratoga Springs..

  • Heather_Habilatory

     I have not tried it as there is not any in the house. I’m not sure I wanna even buy it haha

  • CT

    You gotta feel her that it,was over a half hour and NOTHING.

  • christopher whiteman

    i’ve never heard that one eather, “flicking the bean” dos’nt really do it for me, sounds more like someone has a boggie on there finger

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    It works well. You won’t get funny looks since many women use it to reduce bags. Plus it’s good to have just in case. :p

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    You must be from MI. Our hookers look rough

  • onlyme356

    From California, where the hookers don’t retire. You see 60-70 yr old hookers kicking their tits up and down the Blvd.

  • onlyme356

    Due to the various responses regarding the geographic nature of these hookers and the state of their ugliness, I have concluded that there is no evident correlation between the two. So my hypothesis is, that hookers all have a fair shot at being equally repulsive.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Based on the evidence provided I believe your hypothesis to be valid.

  • http://twitter.com/tinalib13 Tina Wech

    Are you reading my mind?

  • Ashley_xo

    Ah f*ck it.. YOLO!! ((Isn’t that what everyone’s excuse is nowadays lmao)) 

  • Ashley_xo

    If she had pretty “lady bits” and stuck her other hand over her face.. I’d totally turn around, atleast to justify that what I thought I just saw, was actually happening.. although if her face wasn’t covered, or she wasn’t ATLEAST rocking some really big sun glasses.. I think my ONLY reaction would be to swallow the chunks in my mouth and continue on about my business lol<3

  • pikeman

    If I saw her masturbating, I would….

    RUN AWAAAYYY!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trisha-Doran/1055147616 Trisha Doran

     Me too – flickin the bean!!!  Awesome!

  • Wildheart

    I would soooo read that blog!

  • http://www.hillbillyhotdogs.com/ unimpeachablegoodguy

    I’m 97 yrs old and haven’t been able to flick my bean for over 25 yrs! Till I read this story! My doctor says it’s a MIRACLE! Thank you Ginny Leigh!

  • chgplz

    I am open to suggestions lol…

  • chgplz

    Well she looks better than the homeless couple bumping uglies in public. Still shaking head and repeating “Just Damn”.

  • chgplz

    lmao….and you are right to put a warning out there for people or the next thing you know we would be reading on DD that someone had done just that(tried a car battery to the who-whos that is).

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    All I have to do is think of Betty White and….. BAM !

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Took you quite a while to think that up didn’t it ?

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    maybe apple will build in a personal vibrator function, kill 2 beans with one tone.

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    I think I’m in love

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    you should write bedtime stories

  • Sam

    With the dildo? Yeah, i feel that way sometimes, too. ;)

  • Sam

    I thought that already existed? Wait, that’s NOT what the vibrate function is for??

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    Want me to call you ? LOL .. No wonder you chicks are always walking around with them tucked into your panties.. wanna get rich, invent a nice thong holster

  • The_Yeti_Knows

    saved my marriage… I can give up at any time and pass the “torch”.. ain’t life grand? No wonder Al Qaeda hates us

  • http://www.facebook.com/lorraine.nation.3 Lorraine Nation

    Meth head.

  • VXIII

    Thanks for the vibrator review, I was wondering because anything advertised on TV usually does suck ass…

  • lalalandmamma

    IDK. She sort of looks exactly the same as Pamela Anderson without makeup.

  • driven .

    meth faced troll looks like she needs RAID sprayed on her wasp nest