Huber Heights, OH — Jesus. I am having a hard time finding anything to write about today that comes close to the face eater, the intestine thrower and the dog that was skinned alive. I’m guessing that’s actually a good thing.
So here’s a story about a man who drove his truck into a Taco Bell because they left a 99-cent taco off his order.
According to police, Michael Smith had driven away from a Taco Bell drive-through with a meal for him and his girlfriend when he realized they had left off a taco. Slightly annoyed, Smith drove back through the drive-through and politely pointed out the error to the employees because, well, shit happens.
Sorry, that was me. I get enraged when people almost kill me in traffic, or the DD server goes down as I am publishing a story… I don’t get ‘roid rage whenever some teen making minimum wage gets my order wrong at a fast food restaurant. I just assume that’s gonna happen so that I am pleasantly surprised when it doesn’t.
Besides, yelling at a fast food worker before you get your food just increases your chances of swallowing a stranger’s pubes, spit or booger.
This guy operates a bit differently and felt that the missing taco was the equivalent of one of the employees reaching into his truck and squeezing his girlfriend’s tits while making honking noises. When he drove back around, he was a belligerent jackass and began shouting at the employees about their mistake.
“We’re sorry pull forward. We’ll get that to you,” restaurant employee Kristen Winans said she informed Smith. “He peeled all the way through the drive-through to our window and snatched his taco. He was very sarcastic and rude. ” said Winans.
Still seething with rage from the entire experience of a Taco Bell employee forgetting to put an item in the bag and then giving it to him after he pointed it out, he proceeded to drive his truck into the 6-month-old store’s front entrance.
He sped away from the scene afterwards, but police were able to track him down at his home by following the two-mile trail of fluid his damaged truck was leaking. Smith admitted to police that he had run his truck into the building because “they *sniff* messed up his order.”
He then threw himself on the ground, wet himself and cried, “I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna!” when he was told he was being taken to jail on a charge of felony vandalism. Ok, I’m kidding about the first part, but he really was charged with felony vandalism.Tags: Crime, drive through, Ohio, Taco Bell, Vandalism