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Bacon Lovin Shoplifter Charged After Assaulting Piggly Wiggly EmployeesAthens, GA — I normally wouldn’t post a shoplifting story, but because this woman has a fantabulous mugshot and a “shopping list” to die for, I figured I’d give it a go.

Meet Lonneshia Shafaye Appling – the 340-pound, 26-year-old woman was recently busted with a bag of pilfered goodies outside an Athens Piggly Wiggly supermarket.

According to the charging documents, another customer inside the store informed employees that she had witnessed Appling concealing numerous grocery items in a canvas bag as she perused the aisles.

When Appling approached the cash register and placed just one item on the belt, the employee questioned her about the other items allegedly concealed in her bag. And with that, Appling made a mad dash for the exit.

Employee Johnathon Orr was right on her heels, though, and when he attempted to stop the heifer from leaving the premises, he was rewarded with a dose of pepper spray to the face. When that didn’t take Orr down, Appling reportedly delivered a right hook and a loogie.

Appling soon made her exit, leaving a cloud of pepper spray and a trail of beer cans in her wake.

Responding to the 911 call, one officer reported seeing “a very large black female in a purple dress standing there screaming at two store employees” who had followed her outside the store. Not a distressed-type scream, he added, but more of a taunting/provoking scream. Said officer also reported he had choked when he entered the store because there air was still heavy with pepper spray. (Police said there was so much residual pepper spray, firefighters later had to ventilate the store with fans).

Police inventoried the items in the woman’s canvas bag and found five packages of cheese; eight cans of Coors Light; vegetable oil; chicken wings; and five packages of bacon. The pilfered items totaled about $88.

While being booked, Appling reportedly told one officer to go ahead and add whatever charges he wanted because “she was going to plea bargain and half of the charges would be dropped anyway.” She also requested that he make his report “more interesting” so that her arrest would make the local police blotter. Furthermore, she added, store employees shouldn’t chase people like that… they could get hurt.

Appling has been charged with felony theft by shoplifting… not because of the value of the items she tried to steal, police said, but because she had more than three previous shoplifting convictions. She’s also facing charges of aggravated assault, simple battery, disorderly conduct and obstruction of a law enforcement officer, and has active arrest warrants in at least three counties.

Bacon.

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  • sherrdbw

    The last thing this bitch needs is more bacon.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1665859220 Vitriolic MrYuk Fabianski

    What Appalling behavior!!. 

  • cerealmom

    Gee whiz not even maple bacon is worth getting arrested for….

  • sherrdbw

    During a previous shoplifting arrest this lovely lady stripped completely naked in a bank parking lot. Classy!

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    You hush your mouth! Of course it is! Mmmmmm…maple baaacon.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Ya know, I was just thinking to myself, “Self…you know what would make this story even better? If she was butt-ass nekkid in the Piggly Wiggly parking lot.” Weird.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/ Dakota Valkyrie

    That porker probably thought of the bacon as her “children”.   Perhaps if the store folk had just yelled “SOOEY!!!” she would have been easier to corral.

  • http://oddlyunfocused.blogspot.com/ Eccentric_Lady

    That’s funny and wrong at the same time. LOL

    Now I gotta clean soda off my monitor, thanks!

  • onlyme356

    Wow, what a wonderful human being, we need more like her in every community across America.

  • onlyme356

    …or cheese and oil for that matter. Hey but at least she keeps it fresh and healthy with Coors light.

  • JGo555

    I just want to know why she tried to make a dash for the exit?

    Did she really think she was going to make it?

    Did she think she wasn’t gonna be chased?

    Did she really think THEY WEREN’T GONNA CATCH UP TO HER??

    A PURPLE DRESS? One of the worst disguises for CRIME when you’re HUGE & it’s probably a CIRCUS TENT WITH A ROPE AROUND YOUR FAT ROLLS THAT WILL MAKE YOU A “WAIST”.

  • catiesd

    I’m LOVING the glamour shot. Hollywood here she comes. Hide yo bacon, hide yo wings!!

  • Eliza Berntsen

    You can NEVER have too much bacon. EVER!

  • Eliza Berntsen

    Maybe she uses oil for getting dressed, you never know.

  • Eliza Berntsen

    Ooooh, we gave a Gok Wan over here!

  • newstarshipsmell

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon.

  • DixieNightmares

    That frisky smirk she’s sporting is saying, “Got bacon? Me love you long time!”

  • Angelfelina

    Maybe if they let her cook whatever she was gonna make with her loot and serve it to the court, they’ll let her off easy… mmm… bacon & cheese…

  • sperevilgenius

    Mmm. Bacon.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Apparently, she mistook “mug shot” for “glamour shot.”

    And she did not make a mad dash for the exit. That bitch doesn’t do anything mad dash-y.

  • C0NSTANTINE

    Her punishment should be to eat the pilfered items in the order they were found 

  • Heather_Habilatory

    I had to come back and say this part really pisses me off: ” Furthermore, she added, store employees shouldn’t chase people like that… they could get hurt.”

    Here’s a novel idea: DON’T FUCKING STEAL. I really hate thieves. Especially ones who obviously don’t think they’re doing anything wrong.

  • ViewerBeware

    When I worked in Loss Prevention we had a guy try and pepper spray the LP agent that was covering my store and security guards also working that night. One of the guards was this huge Samoan guy and I guess he was immune to pepper spray, that poor shoplifter never stood a chance. He got slammed on the ground, face dug into a concrete parking block and cuffed. He tried to resist at one point and managed to get up but got two steps, stumbled on the curb and fell. The LP agent and one of the guards had to have the paramedics come. Cops ended up coming and arresting the shoplifter, found he had two tubes of Crest toothpaste, 3 boxes of whitening strips, a few packages of disposable shaver blades, a bottle of His and Hers KY lube, and a pack of AA batteries. He also had 3 grams of meth, a “tooter”, a bag of weed, some valium, the pepper spray and a switchblade. Ah, fun stuff…

  • Abroad

    Things not to bring on a shopping trip, if you are going to try and award yourself a five-fingered discount: Drugs and drug-parafernalia. Oh, and weapons. Because you don’t want to make a bad thing worse, if you should get caught.

  • sherrdbw

     Sounds like someone was getting ready for a big night out.

  • Babydoll0630

    HAHAHA!  I know!  What an arrogant betch.

  • Babydoll0630

    Wait!  I cannot believe your story…….c’mon a meth head w/dental hygiene. LOL.

  • captaingrumpy

    Why isn’t she at home doing what responsible black people do,raising children with different fathers.  You get more stamps with each father.

  • osteenq

     For God’s sake, don’t give any reality TV producing assholes that might be lurking out there any ideas.

  • kimbev69

    Oooh cheeze wiz oh u said geesh wiz oops

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    Oh me, oh my. This mugshot makes you want to smack her fat ass and set her wig on fire. Someone somewhere told big mamma she was cute. But the truth is, she looks like a gorilla in a really bad wig.
    BITCH THIS IS NOT YOUR AUDITION!
    And can you imagine her trying to run? If nothing made her stick out before THAT would.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SYB3HKGBAXBBMRVDAJMVYN5UGI Desolation

    340 pounds with 5 packs of BACON. Ever heard of SLIM-FAST?

  • Heather_Habilatory

     Shut the fuck up.

  • Babydoll0630

    ooohhh post about the naked cannibal in miami!  Ah, Florida never let’s me down………ROFLMAO.

  • onlyme356

    Purple dress on a woman like her just makes me think of Grimace.

  • Shelby Burns

    BLASPHEMY!!!! BACON IS WORTH DYING FOR

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    ” Appling made a mad dash for the exit.”

    Please change just this one sentence – as it is physically impossible for this lady to make a “mad dash” anywhere.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     Hey to answer your question JGo555 –
    “Challenge Accepted” is the American way.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     They have “Bacon” Slim-Fast ? Must not,or I’m thinking a couple cans would have been hiding inside someone’s Canvas bag.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     Talk all you want but Rasputia was actually pretty good in Norbit.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     Why are you not in your cave doing what ignorant,racist,Klan type somebitches do ?
    Inbreeding,and touching on lil children.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     I seen a little Samoan once – but he was bigger than me …

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Least she didn’t attempt to hide the Bacon up her snatch – it ruins the great Bacon taste when they do that.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    She has a look in her mug shot that says:” You wanna fuck me up my asshole,don’t you ? ”

    I’m way too smart for this Bitch though – I already know that if I stuck my Penis up her ass that would be the last that I ever saw of it.

  • LeaveMeBe

    You had me at Bacon Lovin’ and Piggly Wiggly. *swoon*

  • LeaveMeBe

    Agreed. I have spent a lot of my time this morning laughing over the image of her trying to ‘dash’ anywhere.

  • sherrdbw

     I know that you were just trying to be nice, but in this woman’s case the correct word is BITCH! I would love to slap that smirk off of her face.

  • sherrdbw

    Have you had this experience before?

  • sherrdbw

    Is that really a wig?

  • sherrdbw

    I don’t need that image in my head. Excuse me while I vomit.

  • sherrdbw

    But do they serve bacon in jail?

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Yep, some do. Not the spendy shit, but it’s bacon.

  • sherrdbw

    Are you an idiot? Silly question, of course you are!

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    She might have made her escape if she’d greased herself up before her “shopping” expedition.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SI2B7QEP5JTB2LMKBAU64I4TII Steve

    With as much bacon as this woman is capable of eating, would you really feel safe giving her more sausage? you KNOW what she is going to do with it!

  • pikeman

    I SMELL BACON!!

  • pikeman

    Yeah, it’s usually the fake stuff in jail. Beggin’ strips, mostly.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Best. Mugshot. Ever.

  • http://www.hulds-blog.tk/ Master Huldschinsky

    I smell beer!!!!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/tinalib13 Tina Wech

    New nickname for Appling is “Baconator”. She’ll be back!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     Usually you can get some Bacon (like Jaded said – the cheap shit) with your morning bucket of Gruel,and your 2 month old piece of bread.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     HA !!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     HA !!!
    “Slippery as a Pig.”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Seems to me that tasting  Bacon would have just made her dangerous … made her HUNGRY.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    That was what I was thinking.  It’s tough to catch a greased pig, even if it is a fat one.

  • sugarpie

    In her defense, with the price of groceries out of this world, feeding a 340 pound frame has to be costly.  How is she to keep that girlish figure if she can’t get her chicken wings and bacon.

  • Reen B

     I had a Barney-esque vision in my head. But I like Grimace better. Thanks.

  • sam1211

    HAHAHA Wow I would be shocked if they DIDN’T find bacon, cheese and chicken wings on her…..

  • JGo555

    *Gives 2 thumbs up*
    :) How ya doing, Ced?

  • sherrdbw

    There is bacon flavored dental floss and bandages shaped like bacon.

  • Tenbux

     With all that bacon, cannibalism should be added to the list of charges.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Yup.  If I ever shoplifted and got caught, they’d probably find fresh asparagus and cherries in my pants.  Good produce is insanely expensive these days.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adrienne-King/100000538405911 Adrienne King

    I WANT 5 POUNDS OF BACON, 30 FRIED CHICKEN WINGS, A POUND OF THE CHEAP, OILY CHEESE…AND A DIET COKE, I MEAN, A COORS LIGHT! LMAO

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adrienne-King/100000538405911 Adrienne King

    MAYBE TURKEY BACON, FOR THE NEWLY CONVERTED MUSLIMS IN PRISON…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1616336316 Mary Mahi Mahi

    Shame on you Miss Black Piggy trying to steal five packages of bacon? There should be another arrest for cannibalism.