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Crazy Tweeker Charged After Getting All Stab Happy On Random Motorist

May 25, 2012 at 11:14 am by Jaded

Everett, WA — The looker to the left is 25-year-old Ambrosia Riche - she’s been accused of jumping into a random car and gettin’ all kinds of stabby on the dumbfounded driver, leaving him dazed, confused and holey.

According to witnesses, Riche had been seen wandering up and down the street just moments before the bizarre attack, trying to get into several cars. At one point, witnesses say, she jumped on the hood of a passing vehicle but the driver managed to safely “shake her off.”

Along came our victim, Richard Lynn…

Lynn told police he was slowing down at a stop sign when Riche lunged through an open rear window and attacked, stabbing him numerous times in the head, chest and arm.

Lynn was able to scramble out of the vehicle, but Riche was right on his heels, stabbing away.

Poor dude suffered six stab wounds to the back of his head and two to his chest and arm before he was able to disarm the crazy lady. Bystanders rushed to his aid, and Riche was left standing in the intersection, ranting unintelligibly.

She apparently had a bit of fight left in her when police arrived – wasn’t anything a stun gun couldn’t take care of, though. Riche was eventually hobbled and carted off to the pokey. Police later found her stash of meth scattered about in the roadway.

Riche has no priors, but according to her lawyer, she has meth and mental health issues. Shocking, I know. She’s been ordered held on $100,000 bail on drug and assault charges.

As for Lynn, he’s just thankful to be here today….. holes and all.

Tags: Ambrosia Riche, Assault, meth, Richard Lynn, Stabbing, Washington

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buhbam

She’s hawt!
LuvsHorror

That’s a she?!
Snickering Hydra

The first sentence was mind-boggling – the person pictured is *technically* a woman.

Are we sure it isn’t really a man halfway through a transgender operation who’s still taking hormones? I think I see facial hair…
Athena

Hi, Jaded!!!
newstarshipsmell

Oh, Ambrosia, you’re such a rich concoction. Sounds like someone had rather grandiose plans for your future. Glad to hear they really panned out…
https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

Even if you take away the beard I don’t see “woman” in there. Are we sure the photos aren’t mixed up?
Snickering Hydra

I’m sure she’ll be fast friends with “Olympia”, another resident of the mental facility she will most likely frequent in the coming years.
Valerie

Wow, and I thought I was ugly!!!
Snickering Hydra

Tape a picture of Ambrosia on your mirror, and you’ll always feel beautiful.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1200351841 Jason Rahall

Meth exacerbates even minor mental imbalances, but what induces the random violence? A streetwalker that was not generating any interest? LoL
Gee

Yay! Jaded

Wait That’s a woman? Ugh…. ” leaving him dazed, confused and holey” LMAO

The new look of Meth, Make s a woman look like a man Geezz
Gee

That’s because they didn’t know Ambrosia was really a woman. To be a successful female prostitute you need to look like a female
http://twitter.com/tinalib13 Tina Wech

Heeyyyy! Are you playing a trick on us cause, “THAT’S A MAN BABY!” I see a beard. Meth really screws you up. Use this pic as an antidrug tool.
http://twitter.com/tinalib13 Tina Wech

You are most certainly NOT ugly. You’re beautiful!
http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/ Dakota Valkyrie

Somebody forgot to shave. tsk tsk.
http://twitter.com/vab423 Vicki B.

Whoa, I saw the picture and thought it was Eric Stoltz reprising his role in Mask.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Bennett/1803988499 Shannon Bennett

Is that really a beard?!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Bennett/1803988499 Shannon Bennett

Beautiful name for such an ugly creature.
DangerousKindOfSnark

I think it’s her wound from chin planting for her taser nap.
DangerousKindOfSnark

Hooray for Jaded! All moved for now?
http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded
http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

No….it’s complicated. But I do have a better connection to the internets so it’s all good. :p
sherrdbw

Does she have a beard? I thought that she was a he.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ILPQLAVPZO22BZULRII6JUZ5QQ Breccia Breccia

yeah.
you know that song “Dude looks like a Lady?”
well this is the exact opposite of that.
PhantasmaGora

Its awesome that he/she has the lower jaw of a muppet.
Babydoll0630

Damn, and I drive a convertible…………..I’m scared after reading this LOL. OT, I saw a peddler on Tuesday with a sign that said “I need vodka and cigarettes”. SHIT, if I had a twenty on me at the time it woulda gone to that dude. Honesty is rare these days!! LOL.
Lena60

Off Topic:The other day hubby and I went to walmart.(yes I sometimes shop there.)While in the parking lot, I brought up the people of walmart, telling hubby I have not seen anyone at walmart, that is as bad as the people featured on that site.I spoke too soon.Unfortunately, I did not have my cell phone to take a picture of her/him.This she/he was with a normal looking black woman who was ghetto.This is how she looked. She had on a black nylon shower cap looking thingy, a white wife beater t-shirt complete with upper arm tattoo.She was a rather large woman with a saggy belly that hung to her crotch, skin tight flower shorty shorts, topped off with at least a week long growth of black facial stubble.(what a looker.) Of course I could not help but look.Just thought I would share the wealth.:)
Zazen

I was sure that mess on her(?!) chin was a scrubby beard.
LeaveMeBe

Great. Another reason to drive around with the windows rolled up tightly. Bees, wasps, chickens and deer being the first on the list.
Snickering Hydra

Looking at it closer, it may actually be a cut from shaving…

But I suppose you can’t expect Ambrosia to know her way around a razor if the attempted attack on this guy is any indication of her finesse with one.
Texas Ranger

Wait a fuckin minute Jaded….SHE?….I call bullshit.
DangerousKindOfSnark

Well that’s really what’s important here. Hope it all get in line for you.
UniqueMommy1984

Wait! That’s a women???? o.O
JGo555

So she’s single, available & a lez? Why, it’s my lucky day!!!!!!
JGo555

“…belly that hung to her crotch…” that can be shortened to FUPA (fronta upper pussy area).
Andy P

Wow! That’s a chick?
JohnQknowitall

Thanks for the head stab pic.

What I find most shocking is that Ms. Riche’s pic is her and not a man’s pic posted by mistake. Either way butt ugly at its best here on DD.
girlygerd

wow 25 really
DangerousKindOfSnark

Jaded for got to add the power of integer. It should have read 25 ^ 2.
newstarshipsmell

I hate to put a damper on all the fun y’all are having speculating on her gender, but… That’s a really bad picture of her, that’s obviously been blown up with the jpeg compression artifacts exaggerated to hell. That “beard” looks like wounds (probably open sores from her meth habit) and compression artifacts to me. Her eyebrows have freakin’ disappeared into her forehead, too. I looked around on the web and found the same shitty picture (and another of equally lousy quality that looks even more like she’s sporting chin hairs – I dunno, does meth exacerbate women’s facial hair?)

Interestingly, the page I found the image on also linked to her FB (posted 2 days ago, account inactivated/deleted since then) that also includes a photo of her “from better days.” Which looks much more like a normal girl, a nice testament to the awesome powers of meth there.

Incidentally, http://www.checkdomain.com/cgi-bin/checkdomain.pl?domain=beforetheyweremethheads
Babydoll0630

Or fat upper pussy area. LOL. MOOSEKNUCKLE!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=621965500 Ginny Leigh

I think her name is the best bit about this…food of the gods, haha, something that tastes and smells really good, you know. Oh man.
Tenbux

Man, the picture looks like an old-school James Hetfield in drag.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=621965500 Ginny Leigh

I probably wouldn’t even include the ‘in drag’ part.
Heather_Habilatory

Right? This place makes me feel thin, pretty, and sane. It’s why I stick around.
Heather_Habilatory

I thought it looked like a bastard child of James Hetfield and Dave Mustaine.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ILPQLAVPZO22BZULRII6JUZ5QQ Breccia Breccia

christ. quit stalking me.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ILPQLAVPZO22BZULRII6JUZ5QQ Breccia Breccia

uh …25′s tweekin’ 45. time just flies. [along with your teeth, money, sanity...]
not to deride the dentally encumbered but… no teeth never does a body good.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ILPQLAVPZO22BZULRII6JUZ5QQ Breccia Breccia

hey I get what yer sayin with respect to the FB now that you dug it up ….but…uh, hey UpTop the lack-of-teeth-look.
Is she just pursing her lips? if so, I sincerely apologize to Miss Riche.
and say what you will there is visual evidence for the bearded-lady theory.
EveryVillainIsLemons

That’s a woman?
http://talkinshitwithshannieandboo.blogspot.com/ BooBooKittyFuck

In the dark…
onlyme356

We should just take these people to special “prison kennels”. If no one adopts the prisoner, then they just get put down.
newstarshipsmell

A hole is a hole.
http://talkinshitwithshannieandboo.blogspot.com/ BooBooKittyFuck

Exactly…you might not want to stick your hand in that hole, or your dick, but if you can’t see it, the image can’t haunt you ’til the end of your days….
sherrdbw

Is that the real definition, because I’ve wondered what FUPA meant.
JGo555

Yes, it’s a real definition.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FUPA
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1453245715 Angie Melby Hale

“an ugly creature”? This young women happens to be someone’s DAUGHTER, SISTER, COUSIN, GRANDAUGHTER, FRIEND… who happened to make a VERY wrong choice. She (amber) who you all see in the court photo is NOT the Amber her family knows and loves very much. THANK you for all your very MATURE comments.
http://profile.yahoo.com/2KDGJH6VB4GCPFVCE6GVYX5PEQ Breanna

You are horrible people. This here is someone’s daughter, friend, loved one, cousin, sister, etc. This just goes to show what the effects of drugs really are. Ambrosia Riche is my cousin and this is not her that did this. The Amber I know is sweet, loving, funny, and beautiful. These actions were caused by a disease known as addiction. I truly wish that some of you would have to be put in a situation where your loved ones got into trouble. Maybe then you might feel some compassion for others. The picture I’ve posted is of the cousin I grew up with, laughed with, watched movies with, cried with, and the cousin I’ve loved all my life.
The picture above is of a bruised addict crying out for help and is not the cousin I used to look up to.
http://profile.yahoo.com/MDLJMNRKXRAUEGYGZ3SUNRWUDY Skeletor

I don’t know how I got here but she was actually a friend of mine in high school. Yeah, she does have a lot of issues and she’s been through a lot. It’s sick how much people can get off to others suffering when it’s someone they do not know on a personal level. I can even question if people wouldn’t do the same if it was a good friend. I’m glad the victim is okay. This world is sick and sad and is why I’d rather stay an introvert. I think my night’s been ruined.
http://profile.yahoo.com/MDLJMNRKXRAUEGYGZ3SUNRWUDY Skeletor

I’m so sorry. She was a friend of mine in high school whom I have lost direct contact with. Keeping her in my thoughts and prayers. I’m never going back on this site again. It’s sick and the people that comment are obviously a part of the shallow end of the gene pool and will unfortunately survive according to America’s law of natural selection (as opposed to Darwin) Still trying to figure out how the heck I got here.
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

You are!!! AN UGLY FUCKING BITCH!! Anyone that can judge another without knowing the circumstances or knowing that this woman has people that love her and she made some awful mistakes…is an ugly motha fucker!!!!!!!!
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

You make me ill… where should I place a picture of you to feel pretty…above my toilet when i am taking a shit
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

The picture that is seen on the left is a girl that is scared out of her mind, can’t believe what she has done and yes, from her staying up on drugs that have the potential to ruin a life. She doesn’t have a “beard” these are bruises from the incident on the night in question. You people actually make me ill. Find something to do with your pathetic lives than going around judging people that you know nothing about. i am sorry that you all have sorry ass lives but leave people alone and go try to make some use of yourself in the world. Although that might be difficult for some of you because you see the world has no use for such pathetic assholes!!!!
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

You are such a dumb bitch! Get a life you pathetic soul…And Ginny is the name of a dog. Reminds me of a dog taking a hot steamy shit and licking their own asses. Oh man.
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

Another idiot I see.
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

Not quite bitch! She would never stoop down to the likes of a fucking asshole like you. Get a life and stop judging others!
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

You are beyond dispicable! You really have no idea what you are talking about, and in cases like these, it is best just to keep your ignorant mouth shut.
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

Idiot
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

Fucking idiot
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

Dumb fucking idiot
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

No, Idiot
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

idiot
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

I think you’re fucking blind…idiot
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

thought wrong. Idiot
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

Fuck. The intelligent level of some people never ceases to amaze me! IDIOT
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

Idiot
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

Somebody forgot to keep their fucking mouth shut…I’m sure it happens alot with you huh? IDIOT
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

Use this post of yours as a reason for people to open mouth insert foot. DUMB BITCH
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

Well, you fucking moron….she would already be out with her loving family if that was the case. IDIOT!!!!!
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

Idiot
http://www.facebook.com/danette.goree Danette Marie Riche-Goree

YOU ARE AS UGLY AS THE COME BITCH. BEAUTY IS NOT JUST ON THE OUTSIDE. YOU ARE UGLY THROUGH AND THROUGH.
LuvsHorror

You are a douche bag. Go peddle your trolling elsewhere.
LuvsHorror

Like yourself?
brandi

like you going around to everyone’s comment and calling them an idiot? only an idiot would read such things then jump to retaliate on a computer. this is apparently not the site for you baby! on to the next one please, thanks for stopping by to troll
newstarshipsmell

Go make some use of ourselves in the world? Like, you mean, sitting around on a computer hurling childish insults at a bunch of random strangers online, like you’re doing here? Is that what you mean? Anyways, thanks for dredging up this old story that everyone had forgotten about and providing more opportunities for us to laugh at idiots, like yourself. You seem to be spending an awful amount of time dwelling on a page that makes you ill. If you just want to feel sick, go eat some spoiled food or something.
newstarshipsmell

You come across as far more ignorant than any of the commenters you’re trying (and failing) to blast. Maybe you should consider your own advice.
newstarshipsmell

You are obviously very, very ugly on the inside, regardless of whatever you look like on the outside.
newstarshipsmell

It’s “intelligence” level, you IDIOT. I hope your mouth is big enough to accommodate your foot.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

This is a first. I have never seen torrets in written form before.
Sam

I’m hoping it’s not. I can think of MUCH better orifices.
JGo555

Wholey crap! “idiot”, is that all you know how to say!?
JGo555

She’s never gonna get better if you keep enabling her.
JGo555

So 5 months after this is discussed you come back and bring it back to life? This is how NOT to help her deal with leaving what’s in the past, IN THE PAST.
DamagedGoods

I suggest a new hobby. Hanging a picture while simultaneously taking a shit sounds awkward, and frankly, I just don’t think you’re up for the challenge.
LeaveMeBe

If you’re going to be this boring, I’m going to stop now and find another butt-hurt relative to go stalk.
LeaveMeBe

Me either, but keep typing, because you’re making a good go of it.
LeaveMeBe

Are you the pot or the kettle?
Rachel Ann

Then what the fuck is it if it isnt a beard?
Rachel Ann

You’re not very creative!
Rachel Ann

I think you need to come up with some new insults, or has the meth eaten away at your brain so much all you know how to say is idiot.
Rachel Ann

I hope they put a muzzle on her!
newstarshipsmell

Yes, isn’t it amazing how one of the better universities like Washington State University can produce students like @facebook-1377771088:disqus, whose critical thinking skills are apparently limited to shouting “Idiot!” over and over again. Then again, it is ranked 115th according to U.S. News and World Report.
Rachel Ann

Yeah…I would say “awful mistakes” is that a euphemism for attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon? Enlighten me please.
newstarshipsmell

And make sure she’s up to date on all her shots.
LoKi4778

I’ve always referred to that area as a “gunt” or gut-cunt…
newstarshipsmell

Well, @facebook-1377771088:disqus did join the causes.com cause “STOP FISHERMEN USING PUPPIES AS LIVE BAIT!!” – which is a well known internet hoax, and has since been deleted from their website – so I wouldn’t hold your breath waiting for anything intellectually stimulating to emerge from her corner.
LoKi4778

Idiot
newstarshipsmell

No doubt she’d rather bear the “name” of a dog than the face of a dog… And let’s “face” it, that picture up top is a DOG’s face.
LoKi4778

Fucking idiot
LoKi4778

Idiot
LoKi4778

Eat a bullet…
newstarshipsmell

If you want to feel pretty, let me suggest taking a picture of your own shit instead, and hanging that next to your mirror.
newstarshipsmell

Good job failing to detect sarcasm, moron. None of us would actually want a tweaked out, methsore-ridden lunatic in the same room as ourselves, much less the same bed.
newstarshipsmell

Wow, who knew that Skeletor was such a massive pussy? He-Man should’ve just sat the fuck down every episode and let She-Ra go bitchslap him into submission.
CT

It is always so much fun when a relative pops in to say hi to everyone.
CT

OK, after looking at it, I see it is not a beard. She unfortunately appears to have a bad case of acne. Doesn’t makeup for the fact she got all stabby on someone – want to address that instead of going all 5th grade on everyone? AND you have got to get some new material. You’ve way overplayed the use of the word, idiot.
LeaveMeBe

You face the wall behind the toilet when taking a shit? That’s original, I’ll give you a point for that.
LeaveMeBe

What do you have against dogs?
http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/ Dakota Valkyrie

Unlike you, I’m not a mouth breather and don’t hold open my mouth when I type.
CT

One of my biggest pets peeves – besides people who do drugs and stab innocent folks – is people who do not use the word a lot properly when they are berating others. It is TWO, or as you might say, “too”, words. A LOT, A LOT, A LOT.
newstarshipsmell

5th grade? You’re being generous this morning, CT.
CT

Yeah, I had a good cup of coffee so I was in a good mood and went for the big guns. I overestimated her intelligence – or did I overestimate her “intelligent.”
newstarshipsmell

@tinalib13:disqus you have a fan!
CT

WAIT, my husband told me that was what happened to my cat? You mean this isn’t true?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

I’m still waiting for a pic of this infamous “cat” ;P
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

We call it a bunt for the same reason, only replace gut with belly.
CT

I was just on the phone with my husband when I read this and I couldn’t control a loud laugh. Of course it was totally inappropriate based on the conversation we were having. Thanks, @facebook-736546181:disqus
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

Inappropriate is what I do best…sort of.
LoKi4778

Well doesn’t everybody? Where else are you supposed to put your comic book and chocolate milk? I thought that’s what that little shelf on the back of the toilet was for…
http://twitter.com/vab423 Vicki B.

Her or you?