Kung Fu Master Gets Prison For Teaching Tactical Penis Pulling

I don’t know… I wish there was more detail but it seems a little bit excessive… unless this was *private instruction* if you know what I mean.

Well that was stupid and a waste of time. Girls are born knowing instinctually about tactile penis assaults. Boys are born knowing how to instinctually tug on it.

“There is no holding of genitals — it’s a slap,” DeMaria testified. “I was doing it to help them save their lives.”

*looks at mug shot*

Seems legit.

On one hand, this very well might be excessive – from what details there are it doesn’t seem he exposed his junk (where DOES his third eye gaze?) in these ‘lessons.’ It would be interesting to know the context of when these encounters occurred. Was it actually during real lessons? Or was it ‘special’ lessons in his office later on?

But on the other hand, I was in martial arts for a few years, and my sensei had a lot of girls in his classes precisely to deal with potential pervs, and my sensei never let a girl touch his junk. When the subject came to that – as invariable as it does – sensei told the girls to find one of the globes and squeeze. The thought alone makes my future children shudder, and no sane man would let a chick get close to the jewels to learn.

Well you have to give this guy an “A” for effort. Better then most perv stories as to why they do what they do. 

For all of my Kung Fu classes, I have a check box on the contract for “genitalia tug.”  It keeps me out of jail everytime. 

If he had been teaching this life-saving Kung-Fu maneuver to hot chicks 18 or older I woulda fist bumped him and congratulated him on his ‘Method” But because he’s a bug-eyed perv doing it to kids, death is the honorable thing. Whats with the old bald guy pedo-porno ‘stache? That creeps me the fuck out.

Ya, the old Walmart, Kmart, WEINERS always works.

Anyone connected to Kung Fu has to be a freak…just look at David Carradine….dead by choke out as he may be…total freak in life…

That, TR, is otherwise known as the ‘Molestache’. His is a very fine example, I’d say.

Well, this sucks.  Me, about to deliver, Kung Fu Grip Barbie.  I need $2.00 dollars.  The money I flushed down the toilet has it stopped up.

To “get rid of the modesty”? ARE you FN kidding me? LMAO this story has got to have the greatest irony in the history of mankind! 

Is that the standard Uncle Chester Molester facial expression/stereotipical face of the paedos or what!?

Molestache is the best title I have ever heard. I love how the DD teaches me new terms to insult & stereotype individuals.

Uncle Chester Molester? 

Who? Please explain.

someone should’ve yanked his pecker right around his neck and choked him with it…slimy piece of shit

This story reminded me of this scene from Inspector Gadget. Without the suggestion of pedophilia, of course…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iiYFkvg7OU

This asshole is no Kung Fu Master.

A Cock Fu Master, more like. That must be this new techniiqe, Cock Fu!

Wang Tug Do

Lol, I call this one my forever alone spider.

Awwwww….why is he forever alone? Maybe you could hook him up with the smiling spider? That would be nice.

 so i herd u liek spiderz

Ohhhh I get it. He just didn’t want to freak the parents out by doing the demonstration on himself….cause that would be creepy.

Not mine, so go ahead and use it as freely as I do.

The punishment does not seem to fit the stated facts here – I’m thinking the guy may have a history we are not aware of …

Anyone “slap” my penis and Im’a go to jail for kicking their ass.I guess it could be described as a tactical kick though – since a surgeon will be needed to remove my foot,lower leg,and knee from the persons ass hole.

 I was in martial arts, too, and the very first thing he taught women was self defense. There was a lot of talk about groin injuring, but we never practiced it.

 If you start groaning and hunching like a beast in heat because a child is tugging on your penis- no matter what the class -  it’s just wrong.

I used to read these cartoons back when I was about 21,or so.At the time I thought they were fucking hilarious – little did I know though that they came from the demented mind of a Pedo :

Hustler’s cartoon series “Chester the Molester,” which follows the ‘adventures’ of a lecherous old man who
has a fixation with young girls.A typical “Chester” cartoon (Hustler,October 1977) showed a leering Chester
sitting naked in an easy chair, with three frightened and bound girls of about 8-10 years old firmly in his grasp. Meanwhile, a television voice asked,”It is eleven o’clock … do you know where your children
are?”

It is amusing in a macabre way that the publishers of Hustler vehemently denied any connection between their depictions of child abuse and the commission of actual sexual crimes against children. They continued to play the victim even after 44-year old Tinsley, who draws the “Chester the Molester” comic strip, was arrested in May of 1989 for allegedly molesting a teenage girl for several years.

Tinsley was charged with felony incest, sodomy, child molestation, rape and oral copulation. His own 18-year old daughter testified during his trial that he molested her up to three times a day for five years.

The cartoonist was convicted by a Southern California jury of five counts of child molestation. He was also convicted of three counts of “having substantial sexual contact” with the 13-year old girl whose accusations led to his arrest. According to evidence presented at trial,Tinsley explained that “You can’t write this stuff all the time if you don’t experience it.”

 They looked like this :

You would have trouble getting past two and two.

 Go away.

Uh Oh, theres a little smiley face there.

Don’t get sucked in by this clown, like I supposedly did.

I was joking troll. You’re just being a dick.