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Man Accused Of Assaulting Woman With Chain, Garden Hose And Basketball

May 22, 2012 at 10:53 am by  

Man Accused Of Assaulting Woman With Chain, Garden Hose And BasketballMemphis, TN – Sometimes, as in this case, I post an article simply because of one line in the original article that I can’t help but find hilarious. Unfortunately, this article is regarding a fairly violent domestic assault out of Memphis.

Police say 30-year-old Angelus Gwynn and his girlfriend, 34-year-old Lakisha Cash, got into an argument over a car that led to Gwynn wrapping a tow chain around Cash’s neck and choking her until she passed out.

One neighbor who lives two doors down heard what happened when she got home,”They said she was literally on the ground. We had kids all out here and they thought she was dead. She was laying in the middle of the ground. They thought she was dead.”

Another neighbor who witnessed the events told police that, and here is the line I mentioned earlier, while Cash lay unconscious on the ground, Gwynn bounced a basketball off her head while he drank a beer.

Trust me when I say I do not find domestic abuse funny. But dammit, out of context, the visual that description puts in my head just cracks me up and I am positive that fact is helping secure my spot in Hell. But let’s get back to the story as Gwynn wasn’t finished with Cash.

When Cash came to, Gwynn reportedly wrapped a garden hose around her neck and used it to drag Cash to the front porch.

When police arrived, they found both the tow chain and garden hose and arrested Gwynn for aggravated assault. Not surprisingly, he is no stranger to police with past charges of possession of marijuana, theft of property and aggravated robbery.

There is no word on Cash’s condition, but neighbors say the ambulance that arrived at the home left with no one inside it. WREG found that Cash has filed at least three orders of protection in the past, but did not know if any of them were against Gwynn.

Thanks to Whisper for the story in our forums, and to our prodigal She-Devil, Jaded, for pointing it out to me.

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    • Chinchillazilla

      Someone this violent should be locked up for life. Or institutionalized, or something. Damn.

    • Snickering_Hydra

      “Gwynn bounced a basketball off her head while he drank a beer.Trust me
      when I say I do not find domestic abuse funny. But dammit, out of
      context, the visual that description puts in my head just cracks me up
      and I am positive that fact is helping secure my spot in Hell.”

      My reaction exactly.

    • OutOfBubbleGum

      Two love birds courting!

    • JGo555

      I wish I could wipe the annoyed & arrogant look off his face with a baseball bat.

      Woman, WALK AWAY FROM THAT MOTHERFUCKER. TUBE LIGATION!! DO NOT A CHILD WITH THIS IGNORANT MONSTER.

    • Andy P

      Or castrated.  lol

    • JohnQknowitall

      Every girl gets a guy… Every little princess gets a little prince to marry… Every wedding cake is has a paired figurine symbolizing happily ever after.

      This is one, now, lucky lady to be alive. I wish her a full recovery.

    • DangerousKindOfSnark

      Three orders of protection? Shit, just stop and become a nun, because you are a shitty man magnet.

    • OutOfBubbleGum

      “Three orders of protection?”
       
      On the bright side, she won’t need a GPS to find the courthouse to his sorry a$$ prosecuted.

    • http://twitter.com/tinalib13 Tina Wech

      lmao! Oh Andy, you ROCK! :-D

    • http://twitter.com/tinalib13 Tina Wech

      Ah Morbid, if you’re going to hell for laughing at that image then most of us here are too.  I’ll bring the marshmallows!!

    • OutOfBubbleGum

      Domestic abuse is not uncommon for graduates of the Eddie Griffin School of Ferrari Driving.

    • Sam

      So witnesses at the very least watched an unconcious woman on the ground with a chain around her neck, some guy trying to score a basket in her hair, saw her coming to again and just stood by while this swine wrapped a garden hose around her neck and dragged her around like some sort of caveman?? Did not one of these witnesses maybe think to STOP the dude?? What if she would have died – it would have haunted those bystanders for the rest of their lives.

    • Andy P

      Thanks Tina, I will be here all week.  :)

    • Andy P

      As insignificant as this was (apparently) to the bystanders, I’m thinking they won’t be losing any sleep over this.  ”basket in her hair” lol  that was funny.   

    • Lena60

      I hope she does not take this asshat back, She was obviously foolish enough to get involved with him in the first place.

    • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

      I got to agree that I hope she leaves him and does not take him back and then procreate with the greasy basketball playing bastard. We don’t need anymore of his little basketball playing offspring mothafuckas!

    • sugarpie

      foreplay?

    • Snickering_Hydra

      “It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets the tow chain and hose again!”

      - Mr. Gwynn couldn’t stand dry skin.

    • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      For a serial killer.

    • UniqueMommy1984

      “Gwynn bounced a basketball off her head while he drank a beer.”

      Ugh, that’s shouldn’t of been funny but I laughed my ass off, lol.

    • EveryVillainIsLemons

      No one can accuse him of not being creative in his domestic assault. He’s still an asshole who needs to rot the rest of his miserable life in prison.

      As for the victim, I hope that those restraining orders weren’t all against the same man.  I’d rather she have a broken picker than be crazy enough to go back to the same abusive loser three times.

    • Zazen

      Obvious Sam, they were trying to get good shots of the whole thing with their cell phone cameras. 

    • captaingrumpy

      He’s got to learn how to tie a not properly.

    • captaingrumpy

      I daresay it’s not the first time that the neighbours have been entertained.

    • onlyme356

      I guess I just secured my spot in hell right alongside Morbid because the basketball thing was just…well come on….the visual like he said!!
       
      “Cash has filed at least three orders of protection in the past, but did not know if any of them were against Gwynn.”

      WHOA, ok, you can now send me my ticket to hell, but does anyone else find this a little too coincidental? This woman might just know the recipe on bringing these men to breaking points. Yea, yea, no one deserves abuse, but really? THREE orders?