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Woman Accused Of Beating Husband With Vacuum Attachment During Fight Over Facial HairPalmer Township, PA - A woman has been charged after being accused of assaulting her husband with a vacuum attachment because of a dispute over his facial hair.

According to court records, Joyce Speciale-Detweiler, 53, was arrested after police responded to a report of a domestic dispute between a man and a woman at 4:13 p.m. Sunday on May 6. Officers made contact with a man outside the residence who had visible marks consistent with a recent assault and a torn shirt.  It was not reported if he or neighbors called police.

The man, identified as Donald Detweiler (not pictured), told police he was sitting outside the house when his wife began to argue with him about his “facial hair style.” According to the police report, he told her he planned to shave later in the day.

In response, Speciale-Detweiler reportedly retrieved a ‘vacuum pole’ from inside the house and struck him in the head and neck areas. Police said that – after repeated blows – the vacuum pole broke. Police documents say that Speciale-Detweiler then began assaulting her husband with her hands.  The incident report went on to say that Speciale-Detweiler was not willing to speak to police about the incident.

I may be in the minority, but perhaps tough love for DFH is appropriate.  …although getting beat over the head with a vacuum extension until it breaks clearly sucks.

Speciale-Detweiler was charged with simple assault and harassment and arraigned before a District Judge. She was released on $10,000 unsecured bail. Speciale-Detweiler’s preliminary hearing is scheduled for May 16.

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  • http://twitter.com/RudestBuddhist RudestBuddhist

    Some people just can’t understand the magnitude of the handlebar mustache.

  • newstarshipsmell

    DKOS, you may wish to skip over the parenthetically enclosed two words following the victim’s name…

  • sherrdbw

    Ummm. I just don’t know what to say about this. Obviously, the woman committed an assault and was rightly arrested. But over facial hair? Is this a common problem? I don’t know.

  • newstarshipsmell

    I’m sure if she’d just dug around in the couch, she could’ve found a nickel.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    Cheap plastic Chinese vacuum cleaner pole.  This is why I spend the extra money for Electrolux with the unbreakable American steel poles.

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    Oh boy the dude in the picture is grossing me out. Maybe because handle bar mustache’s in general kind of gross me out, and make me a lil’ pukey. So this one is no exception. And calm down lady…..he was probably thinking “well at the very least she is actually using the vacuum.” :P

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Oh, if only that were him, I’d say he deserved every minute of it. Still, someone needs to find the guy pictured and beat him with a vacuum attachment, for his own good. Obviously, the man in the photo is single, because if he wasn’t his girlfriend would have nipped that stupid shit right in the bud. His man tits look like they’re wearing little Gnome shoes. 

  • newstarshipsmell

    Also, wow. Even @kniption:disqus is succumbing to DFH theory. Maybe we need to track down Douche Nozzle and beg him/her to return and bless us with more of his/her wisdom.

  • CT

    OK, I know I have tried to get over the BS of the crowbar but for Christs sake if there ever were a reason to whip out a crowbar – fuck, this would be one of them.  OMG douchebaggery facial  hair x 1,000.  

  • CT

     My spouse wears what I buy him for these type of reasons.  CT will not be walking around with a fool. 

  • Zazen

    Pretty violent woman… do we know if she is also accursed with DFH? Moar mug plz.

  • http://twitter.com/tinalib13 Tina Wech

    Lol they really do look like gnome shoes

  • Sam

    Hmm. So we know he has DFH, and that she was very upset with or about the vacuum pole… Are we sure this isn’t a sordid tale about an illicit love between Detweiler and vacuum, and that the woman wasn’t just sending the homewreckers a message?

  • http://twitter.com/tinalib13 Tina Wech

    If the guy in the story’s facial hair looked anything like the guy in the picture’s facial hair, she should’ve beat him til he was unconscious and then shaved ALL his body hair off. What a sucky situation. Hehehehe

  • Valerie

    I want to see the offensive facial hair before I judge her.

  • JGo555

    Is that a pic of you? @PetePuma:disqus ? Cause that is GLORIOUS.

    I tried finding what DFH stands for but couldn’t what’s the D’s for, the FH is facial hair.

  • JGo555

    My uber gringo husband wore: OLD MAN SANDALS WITH SOCKS whenver he came to visit me in the Caribbean as we dated.

    I told his ass I’d dump him if he did that shit again.

    How he laughs now when he sees other men, including his father make the same mistake. I look at him & say, it could’ve been you.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    I bought my first current boyfriend a copy of this when we started dating. I know it sounds bitchy, but he was raised by a single mom and she didn’t know much about men’s grooming and style. I started talking him out to much fancier places than he was used to and it helped him tremendously. Both of the boys have read it and they can pick their own clothing and outfits. It’s a classic and still so relevant in many ways.   
      http://www.amazon.com/Gentlemans-Guide-Grooming-Bernhard-Roetzel/dp/0760724989 

  • CT

     I use douchebaggery but I think other may use douche or douchebag?

  • CT

    OMG, my Dad did that until I got the nerve and told him how truly bad it was.  I never thought he listened to me but he never wore them that way again. 

    I have a thing against old man short sleeve dress shirts with suits.  My husband did that when I first met him as well as wore tube socks with colored stripes to the gym.  I told him – take a good look around at the people who wear these sorts of things and suddenly without notice – he stopped.

  • newstarshipsmell

    JGo: http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/03/15/jurors-hear-horrific-testimony-tori-staffords-final-moments/

    “Douchebag Facial Hair” [theory] – scroll down the comments and look for the thread started by Douche Nozzle.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Damn, woman.  Just make him shave or shave him yourself.  There’s no need to abuse the vacuum!

  • TheLadyDragon

    I sent this to my fiance, AS A WARNING. LULZ.

  • newstarshipsmell

    I hope you remembered to point out that your expensive-ass vacuum attachments won’t snap in half.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Maybe he wouldn’t sit still for the “Flo-Be” treatment & she had to beat him into submission with it.

    BTW: I have a very well-groomed TRUE vanDyke, NOT as they erroneously describe in the TV show: “Big Bang Theory.”  My permanent fiancee almost had a heart attack when I jokingly threatened to shave it all off.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Maybe this wonderful lady had been perusing the DD and came across our theories regarding DFH and realized she was married to a pedophile rapist! If so, I wish she would have grabbed something a little more lethal, like an axe or a machete.

    If she was just aggrevated over unkempt facial hair, as the story claims, then she should have grabbed the electric hedge trimmers or a razor and gone after him. A vacuum cleaner rod is only going to remove dirt and crumbs, not the offending hair. Stupid broad.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    I hate when people get those mixed up. One of my boyfriends has a circle beard that people are always calling a VanDyke. I would also go nuts if he decided to shave it off. He has a weak chin though, so I know it wouldn’t look good it he got rid of all his facial hair.

  • Wildheart

    When I saw this picture I said the same thing.

  • EmmyDearest

    Cant you just picture him alone in the bathroom carefully measuring out his facial/body hair.. she probably didn’t beat him for how it looked.. probably because he clogged the fucking drain.. But I am thinking maybe instead of two gnome shoes, he should of shaved two hands placed close together to show how small his penis really is..

  • JGo555

    Oh I know about the Facial Hair theory, just didn’t connect it to this.

  • LuvsHorror

    Ha ha, can you blame her?

  • RydoLarsson

    She should just have waited till he fell asleep then shaved it off lol