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Man In Underwear Slays Computer With Sword During Child Porn Raid

May 11, 2012 at 9:43 am by kniption

Palm Coast, FL - A man suspected of stockpiling child pornography in storage devices at his residence stabbed his computer with a Samurai sword as federal agents raided his home.

The home of Kamil Mezalka, 21, was the subject of a search warrant related to his suspected possession of child pornography. Federal agents reportedly entered the residence after nobody answered the door. According to an arrest report, Mezalka came out of a second-floor bedroom with his hands up – but, then, re-entered the bedroom and shut the door. Agents entered into the room and observed him – in his underwear – stabbing the console of his computer with a two-handed Samurai sword. Reports of his first yelling something about the “Power of Greyskull” have not been substantiated.

Thankfully agents were able to stop Mezalka before he used his Far Eastern stealth and ingenuity to assassinate all of the electronic devices in his home. Federal agents conducted a forensic analysis of those devices and discovered hundreds of images depicting child pornography.

According to the affidavit, when interviewed by federal agents, our resident swordmaster said he was attracted to teenage girls and “might have” downloaded pornography depicting girls 13 years old and younger – as a suspected part of a sword polishing ritual.

A news release from the U.S. Attorney’s Office said Mezalka faces a federal charge of downloading child pornography over the internet and, if convicted, will serve between five and 20 years in federal prison.

Interestingly, in April, Mezalka was credited by deputies for defending his mother from his stepfather using a Samurai sword – but the evil that men do lives after them. So, at this point… does it even matter?

Tags: Child Pornography, Florida, Kamil Mezalka, sword

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JGo555

Fuck you loser!

And it’s too bad you didn’t decide to go all harakiri on yourself before the cops stopped you. THEN you’d be a useful/good citizen.
EveryVillainIsLemons

Stabbing the console doesn’t stop forensic computer technicians from being able to retrieve data from the hard drive, genius.
kniption

Shhh!!! Cheese and rice, EVIL!!! The dumb ones aren’t supposed to know that!! EVER!!
OutOfBubbleGum

At his trial, Kamil Mezalka never seemed upset and appeared to be distracted. Even at the sentencing phase, he seemed unfazed. It wasn’t until he was loaded into the van headed to prison that he truly began to cry.

Guard: “So now it finally hit you. Your lengthy sentence, well, it’s about time., DAM YOU.”

Mezalka: “No, it’s not that. I just sat on and broke my child porno spy glasses.”
Cleanskin

It doesn’t? (removes knife from hard drive)
newstarshipsmell

Oh, come on. This kid is a fucking HERO.

Last month he went toe-to-toe with his stepdad, armed with but a flimsy SWORD up against a PISTOL, to protect his mother while the douchebag was choking her.

Obviously, he wasn’t trying to destroy the porn – he was actually HEROICALLY RESCUING the Federal agents from the visual assault of the obscene child pornography they rudely interrupted him HEROICALLY MASTURBATING to.

This is just a “good kid” who made some bad choices – as I am sure @Heather_Habilatory:disqus will agree with me!
OutOfBubbleGum

Is Heather waiting for him to pick her up at the mall?
DangerousKindOfSnark

Shit, I was just think that. We don’t even know if he hit the hard drive. This guy looks way to nerdy not to know these things.
DangerousKindOfSnark

Shit, I was just think that. We don’t even know if he hit the hard drive. This guy looks way to nerdy not to know these things.
C0NSTANTINE

“Power of Greyskull” lol
18th40

Honestly I was just think something similar, the whole Samurai sword thing was just a ruse to distract the obviously inferior brained agents away from his magic hard drive eraser underwear, he was fiddling around in them trying to find his super monster destroyer toggle when they came in.
JohnQknowitall

So samurai swords won’t destroy data on a computer? I always thought that was the best way to wipe a hard drive. Live and learn.
LeaveMeBe

I am so grossed out right now…
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

Being a Ninja – he’s doing it wrong.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

A lot of people think that the console case is the actual computer;so damn funny.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

I applaud this guy for being able to stop fapping long enough to stab his PC.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

Why you guys all on Heather like this ? What did I miss ?
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

Hmm … just when you thought that – you were “grossed out” Ced arrives to show you what “grossed out” really is … naw – I’m just playing … not going there right now.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

No,no,no John – you got it all wrong man;he wasn’t trying to wipe the computer,he most likely had Kleenex for that … all that fapping Kleenex,or a towel would have been mandatory.No,not wiping – he was attempting to insert his penis … I mean … his sword … into his PC’s receiving slot.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

WHAT ??? lol.No more alcohol for you today my friend.
Snickering_Hydra

You don’t stab the computer, you leap and slice through the whole thing.
LeaveMeBe

They’re just flirting, trying to get her to pay attnetion to them.
LeaveMeBe

HA! No worries mate. The moment I saw you in here, I started reading your comments through slitted eyes.
http://twitter.com/vab423 Vicki B.

Sword polishing ritual. Good one!
http://talkinshitwithshannieandboo.blogspot.com/ BooBooKittyFuck

He actually gripped his sword and bellowed, “I HAVE THE POWER,” then pointed at his saddled up Battle-Cat…it’s the closest his sword has gotten to a pussy…
newstarshipsmell

lol, Cedric, just joshing around. Read the forum thread (last link in the article) and it’ll make sense.
Zazen

This is going to be one awkward reunion for Kamil and his step-dad.
Heather_Habilatory

I’m going to break into your house and lick all your silverware, then put it back.

I’m sick as fuck, and hardcore antibiotics are not doing anything to stop it.

Good luck with your lovely new illness
Heather_Habilatory

Hey, no. You put magnets around the door frame of the room. They will completely wipe the hard drive.

I saw it on Law and Order SVU once, so you know it totally works.
http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

My man stabbed our old printer with a Bic pen once, and it still wouldn’t print. What a creepy, slimy, guy…Someone needs to stick a sword in his stone…
Sam

Ha. Was just thinking as i was looking at that pic that his hair is pointing to the exact spot where sword insertion would be optimal.
OutOfBubbleGum

Girl, I hope you feel better.

Call me if you need anything. 443-969-2643

The most important thing that I can do is help you.

This is a friendship, repeat, friendship ONLY.

My GF is a paid dancer, so shaking hands is too far.
CT

LMAO and again for good measure, LMAO.
CT

Damn you, I so want to call this number but I know I will be sorry. DAMN YOU.
newstarshipsmell

Oh, no worries – I don’t eat with the silverware as I only eat finger foods.

*ponders whether he should say what he actually uses the silverware for…*
http://talkinshitwithshannieandboo.blogspot.com/ BooBooKittyFuck

If it can thwart Benson and Stabler, it must be true….
pikeman

There is other ways to get information off your computer besides running a sword through it. You could have some dynamite ready and just blow it up, for instance.
pikeman

Now that you made me look at him, he really does look like a child molester and just a plain creepy dude.
Heather_Habilatory

Exactly.
Heather_Habilatory

Yeah, we all know what you use spoons for, Whitney.
onlyme356

What an idiot, what are these people thinking? This child porn thing seems to have gotten out of control. Not that it was ever ok for even one to be exploited, but it seems like I keep hearing more and more about this lately, like it’s expanded and gotten completely out of hand. The internet has made these perverts almost invisible. I wonder how they even get caught. Is the FBI scouring the internet and tracking IP addresses? And what’s with the whole hoarding/stockpiling? Like he can’t ever get enough or what? This guy is a depraved loon.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WUSPJ56WM63ZAO7MYQGILWWWPM aliceinchainsboy

another 21 yr old computer expert..
sherrdbw

It doesn’t?
newstarshipsmell

Wait, what? How do you know my name!?
newstarshipsmell

In other news, Henrik Jonsson has complained that Kamil forgot to light up a cigarette while attacking his monitor, and has demanded a full refund of his guerrilla marketing fee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olNU8iZa4J0
DangerousKindOfSnark

Let us, just for arguments sake say he at least knew to aim for the hard drive, he has no idea if he’s going to hit the internet cache or just some random sector.
newstarshipsmell

Maybe his sword was massively magnetized. The article doesn’t say one way or another, so let’s just assume for the sake of awesomeness that it was.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

lol … I bet that number has received hundreds of calls to date … shit I’m about to call now …
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

If it’s the sword my Paladin on World Of Warcraft uses it fucked that computer up good.
newstarshipsmell

Why the fuck is your Paladin lending out his sword to pedophiles?
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

”I wonder how they even get caught.”

Law-enforcement actually uploads a lot of the child porn one would find on the internet;they upload it as bait.Before uploading the images,and videos law -enforcement attach tracking chips to them which are invisible to people who are not set up to scan for the chips – which is apparently 97.9 % of the stupid mother fuckers getting busted for downloading this nasty shit.Oh – just as an FYI – 99.9 % of regular free pics and videos on the internet have some type of tracking chip attached to them,people be thinking that they just scored with that pic of the nude hot chick they manage to download for free,not knowing that their computer was compromised with the download – there really is no free lunch.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

… makes mental note to “acquire” Dynamite.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

Excellent question – I will ask him that this evening.
CT

Let me know who you get – come on Cedric call the number – do it, do it!
Heather_Habilatory

Same way I know where you live.
newstarshipsmell

So what did your Paladin have to say for himself?
http://talkinshitwithshannieandboo.blogspot.com/ BooBooKittyFuck

Ignoring that paladin was used as a WoW reference, I’m going to take this as a sign I should go play some Fallout…
http://talkinshitwithshannieandboo.blogspot.com/ BooBooKittyFuck

The good ol’ Wile E. Coyote route…watch out for flying boulders though. Those things come from out of no where every time….