Tecumseh, MI - Occasionally, we here at D’D are asked to set aside our laser sharp Ivy League-caliber analysis of human psychosocial behavior to focus on 100% real and true crime fightin’. This is one of those times…
Police are asking for civic-minded citizens to help them locate a man who was recorded on video surveillance cameras checking out at a Michigan grocery store with his johnson fully out of his zipper. The surveillance cameras – clearly equipped with the latest macro-zoom and digital enhancement features – recorded the man during his brazen display to an unwitting checkout worker.
Police say that at 2:07 p.m. Wednesday at Busch’s Valu-land in Tecumseh, Michigan, the man pictured was purchasing items. As the clerk scanned the suspect’s groceries, she noticed his jeans were unzipped and his genitals ‘fully exposed.’ The clerk told police the man stood very close to the checkout counter, but – cleverly – far enough back so she could see his man parts over the edge of the counter. As the man walked away, she observed him zipping his pants back up in a clear admission that this was no mistake!
As you can see from this more detailed photo, the suspect is a white male with a mustache (of course…), estimated to be in his mid-40s, heavyset, approximately 5 feet and 10 inches tall, mixed gray and dark hair, with a receding hairline; and wearing glasses, a gray T-shirt, and jeans.
When apprehended, the man will face a charge of indecent exposure which, presumably, will be classified as a gross misdemeanor.
If you know this person, please urge them to immediately contact the ABC Television at (818) 460-6552 to insist on the resurrection of the program EXTREME MAKEOVER and to advocate their participation on the show. …and while the person is busy doing that, you need to please call Crime Stoppers of Lenawee at (517) 266-6161.