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Sandpoint, ID - An Idaho man is in court after allegedly demanding another man to “moonwalk” at gunpoint. The man has since testified that the AR-15 used in the incident is simply an Airsoft pellet gun.

Sheriff’s deputies were reportedly summoned to the home of John Ernest Cross, 30, on Monday after receiving a report that Cross had pointed a rifle at another man while demanding that he execute a ‘dance move.’ Shockingly, police report that drugs were involved.

The local news source reporting on the incident makes the point that, although the late singer Michael Jackson popularized the moonwalk dance move, many other entertainers have been credited for using a variation of the move including Cab Calloway, Ronnie Hawkins, David Bowie and Dick Van Dyke.

From this, it would be reasonable to conclude that Cross’ compadre could have abided a casual – albeit determined – request and simply executed the famous move.  But, noooooooooooo. …he had to get all whiny and police-y about it. Some friend!

Cross is now charged with aggravated assault and is being held in lieu of $20,000 bail.

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  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Haha! The gang squad here often does things to try to embarrass the bangers, so one time they rolled up on my then student who was wearing all red and demanded that he crip walk on the spot. I asked him if he did it and he said “hell yeah”. LOL!

    Ahh…good times.

  • JGo555

    Read the title. Thought: Alcohol is a MUST in this story. It would be the ONLY REASON WHY I’M READING THIS TITLE.

  • JGo555

    I was wrong. It was drugs. Option #2.

  • CT

    I’d have been so screwed in this situation.  I can’t dance for shit.  

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    You’re a girl just shake your titties and no one will notice. It works for strippers.

  • lizard_spock

    Ah, this is where the whole ‘don’t give into terrorists’ thing comes into play. 

    Say you give in to do the moonwalk.  Then the next thing he’s asking from you is to do ‘the Hammer.’

    You have now become the guy with the gun’s ‘bad dance trends of the 80’s and 90’s’ bitch.  When will the madness end?!?!

  • CT

     I am at a loss that my “likes” are not really my own.  I think I’m going to start replying “like” to shit just to let others know of my undying love for them and their opinions. 

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Like!

    I’m with you. I hate the format change.

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    Friends don’t let friends drink and do the Moonwalk! It’s just wrong. Let alone force them to do it at gunpoint for their own amusement! 

  • CT

    Like.  How soon until I piss people off?  Oh yeah, it’s too late for that.  

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Then the ‘Kid n Play’ and the ‘Push It’….the horror of it all!!

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Like. It is rather annoying. 

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Like. Yeah, that bridge was crossed a long time ago. ;)

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Like. But is it as annoying as this?

  • deadskinmask213

     Sounds like he needed a snickers.

  • Coyote

    Michael Jackson moves?  Just shoot me now. 

  • deadskinmask213

     Sounds like he needed a snickers.

  • kniption

    Oh, this is hysterical.  It’s like D’D civil disobedience.  Way to fight the man!

  • kniption

    I was thinking the Safety Dance followed by some forced Vogue-ing…

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Kniption is out, he didn’t say “like”. Opps, oh yes, like.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Like. Could anything be as annoying as this? We sound like 1980’s valley girls.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    That dance wasn’t as safe as they said it was… You always make me think of Futurama, and I <3 you for that. 

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Like. Like, I was so totally like, thinking the same thing.

  • kniption

    Like.

  • lizard_spock

    Ah, the safety dance.  Now that takes me back.  Didn’t OSHA create some guidelines because of that dance?:P

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Vogueing was the worst!

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    No, you’re thinking of the Electric Slide.

  • Andy P

     I like DKOS.  :)

  • Andy P

    Like.  LOL.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Like. Like, totally!

    I’m just chiming in because of Kniption mentioning civil disobedience and I want to be a part of this in case they break out the water hoses to subdue us. :)

  • LeaveMeBe

    Nooooo. The Macarena was the worst of all time. I know it was the ninties but still…

  • LeaveMeBe

    I would have complied then grabbed his crotch and made him “whoo-hooo” just like Michael Jackson as payback.

  • CT

     like

  • Gilbert Grape

    Should have just done the running man. 

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Thanks, not only is the dance in my head but so is the darn song. Aye Macarena!!

  • CT

     Wet t-shirt kind of water hosing?  In, so in.  Like.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Annoying dance WINNER!

  • sugarpie

    Dance for me bitch **bang** **bang**

  • Wolf_of_Mars

     Like.  Mmmmmm… “Wet-T Shirts & Water Hosing”  *Gurgle*  (Thank you, Homer Simpson.)

  • megaflytron

     Awesome.

  • Chinchillazilla

    I have such a poor understanding of how the moonwalk works that it might as well be magic.

  • Wildheart

    Reminds me of this oscar winning Bruce Willis film …..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l538yRhVkg

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Your posts are never long but they crack me up. 

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I forgot that movie even existed. Love John Larroquette.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Like. Thanks.

  • sugarpie

    haha – it’s my attention span.  It’s usually the first thing that pops in my head.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    It sounds to me like you’ve all forgotten the Cha Cha Slide.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    They still do the slide up here. 

  • deadskinmask213

    He must have thought he was a smooth criminal.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    I LOVE me some safety dance. 

  • Heather_Habilatory

     Now I need a Snickers. Thanks, butthead :P

  • Heather_Habilatory

    $20,000 bail? Pedos get less! what the heck?

  • RydoLarsson

    lol quality

  • malq

     dislike

  • Scavengerofhumansorrow

    Dark side: A brutally stupid crime. Good side: a Michael Jackson crime that doesn’t involve children or pornography.

  • Scavengerofhumansorrow

    I actually want this kind of crime spree to trend…