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Macon, GA – Lulu Campbell, 57, a Sumo wrestler grandmother who owns several convenience stores in the Macon area fended off two would-be thieves at 2 AM Saturday night.  Campbell had just dropped off her 15-year-old grandson at her daughter’s house.  After he was safely inside the house, she began rummaging through her pocketbook, looking for her cell phone, when two men approached her truck and demanded she open the door and give them her money.  She responded, “Baby, you’re going to kill me anyway, so I don’t have to open it!”

That’s when Brenton Lance Spencer, 32, allegedly opened fire, just missing Campbell’s chest.  Campbell, who claims to always have one of her many licensed firearms with her, fired back with a .38 caliber revolver, striking Spencer in the abdomen.  Campbell then spotted the second suspect, Dantre Horatio Shivers, 30, who also reportedly fired at her, prompting more return shots.  Shivers fled the scene with no extra holes in his body.  Our new favorite kick-ass grandmother was not hit either.

Campbell, who suspects the men were customers who had followed her from one of her places of business, was able to drive away and call 911 from her bullet-riddled Toyota Tundra.

Spencer, who has been charged with aggravated assault and attempted armed robbery, is recovering in the hospital under 24-hour guard, and will be ushered to jail once he recovers.  Campbell says she’s glad she did not kill him.  She lost a son to natural causes a week ago and does not wish to put another mother through that type of anguish.  Shivers is still at large.

Spencer probably can’t wait to get to the jail so he can tell all his buddies that Jabba the Hut shot him.  Now, that wasn’t nice at all, Pete.

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