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Man Critically Burned After Wife Uses Gasoline For Hot Oil MassageAustin, TX - A man is in a medically-induced coma in a hospital burn unit after his wife allegedly used a ruse of giving him a “hot oil massage” to douse him in gasoline and light him up. Police identified multiple ways that they believe she attempted to keep him from getting aid.

On Tuesday night, police responded to a disturbance call at the apartment that Shriya Biman Patel, 25, shared with her husband. Police say they found a naked man lying on the floor screaming in pain with severe burns over 70% of his body. Patel was also in the apartment when they arrived.

According to the victim, he had undressed and gotten into the bathtub under the guise of a promise by his wife to give him a hot oil massage. Investigators found candles placed around the bathroom presumably to create a romantic ambiance. The victim said, then – when he entered the tub – Patel poured what the man believed to be oil on him. He told investigators the next thing he knew, he was on fire.

Investigators reported that they believe Patel locked the bathroom door because it appeared as if the victim had to kick it open to escape. They also reported finding the smoke detectors deactivated and the sprinkler heads inside the apartment wrapped in tape and plastic. Police have recovered Wal-mart surveillance footage showing Patel buying candles and tape.

Firefighters also found a ten gallon white container filled with what they believe to be gasoline inside the apartment.

The man was transported to Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio with severe burns to over 70 percent of his body. His skin was reportedly falling off in several places and he suffered burns to his air passages. Although it appears he wasn’t using them at all for smelling things, officials have said that burned air passages are typically a fatal injury.

Patel told police her husband doused himself with the gasoline and set himself on fire. Free Tibet! Seriously, as lame as that suggestion is, it beats the “petroleum products confuse me” defense.

Investigators say the couple has been married for one year, but Patel had only been in the country for seven days. Patel is being held on a $500,000 bond charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and first degree felony arson.

Now… this could have been a Francine Hughes maneuver. Who knows?! But damn! Hot Damn! As much as Morbid hates the thought of getting eaten… that’s how much I hate the thought of dying by fire.

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  • http://twitter.com/RudestBuddhist RudestBuddhist

    At least she was thoughtful enough to give him candy first.

  • JGo555

    The only way I would find this completely acceptable is if he was her abuser and she was giving him a taste of what he dished her.

    Other than that this bitch is cwayzzeee, as my daughter would say. THe cwayzee part not the bitch part.

  • JGo555

    Maybe she always got to give him massages but his punk ass never returned the favor?

    I always scratch my hub’s back if he’s itchy or because he likes it. But GOd forbid I have an itchy spot that I can’t reach with my own hands on my back! The fucker says he “doesn’t have nails” or “doesn’t want to hurt me” and I always end up completely unsatisfied, still itchy & rubbing my back against the damn door frame.

    Some times, I want to fuck him in that negative jail connotation for not scratching my back.

  • JohnQknowitall

    What a fucking nut case! I kept thinking he must have beat her, but no: she is just bloody fucking nuts.

    Being killed by fire is terrifying since it isn’t always, as in this case, immediate. After the trial send her back where she came from… we have enough nuts where were born here.

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    Oh wow….what a considerate wife she is. Nice added touch with the candles Patel ;) She is innocent, it just all went wrong. She thought that gas was the same thing as massaging oil, and well, the candles sparked the blaze….

  • JohnQknowitall

    Mrs. Patel would advise you to use a knife to scratch his back the next time.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Your flame in hell just got higher. pardon the pun

  • CT

    Christ, a human Hot Pocket.  What an awful way to go.  

    She was only here for 7 days?  WTF could this guy have done to her to piss her off in that short amount of time?  Damn. 

  • TheAlphaSoup

    JUST FILE FOR DIVORCE

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    Sounds to me like she was mad on the flight here CT. 

  • TheAlphaSoup

    lol the best part is the ad, “Need a Divorce Attorney?”

  • CT

    No kidding, iLLy.  

  • Sam

    Sounds like he thought he’d arranged a marriage, whereas she thought she’d arranged to get a house, car, his pension and to stay in the country once she’d managed to get rid of that pesky husband. Talk about COLD. Her of course, not him.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    “the smoke detectors deactivated and the sprinkler heads inside the apartment wrapped in tape and plastic”

    When creating a new Indian music track for the group ‘Burning Desire for Shiva,’ all possible background noise has to be eliminated.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I asked my relative the firefighter about this one after I heard it on the local news thinking he might have been called out to it since it was in his area. He hadn’t but had talked with some guys who had and the thing they couldn’t all get over is how obvious it was that the sprinklers had been taped and one was even wrapped with a scarf. The smoke detector was laying on the kitchen counter and the gasoline was in a plastic tub marked laundry detergent sitting in the bathroom. She must have had that dude so worked up that all senses other than his penis radar were totally shut down. Makes me glad I don’t have one of those, other than the one I keep in my purse when my husband goes off to work or what not, but I don’t think with it. :)

  • newstarshipsmell ™

    I thought mailabrides were supposed to be attractive?

  • ultracreep

    In India, a lot of husbands have burned their wives to death trying to get rid of them. Maybe she was trying to even the score? 

  • ultracreep

     Maybe she should have given him marshmallows for roastin’.

  • Mackac

     Strangest thing…you say “relative” and I picture a big red dude, horns, tail, pitchfork, an absolutely divine sense of flair with a set of quilting needles….

  • http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

    What she did to the sprinkler heads…Is that Mrs. Patel’s Wrap?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SasQWBfM3A

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Someone watched The Burning Bed of Lifetime the night before.

    Her hair looks awesome, I wonder what kind of conditioner she uses.

    Oh and if the sexes were reversed we’d be outraged and calling him everything but a child of God so…**clears throat** Throw the she-devil in prison and I hope she rots and then is reincarnated as her husband and has to deal with the exact same thing he had to.

    I mean, even if there was serious abuse she could have just killed him in his sleep. This was insane.

  • Lena60

    What a horrible way to go, and to intentionally inflict this on another living being pisses me off.If the guy lives it will be a mirracle.Iam sure when one is one fire and panicing, your not going to be thinking clearly,he was in the bathroom where he had access to water and towels to snuff the flames out.She needs a killin

  • creamofflicka

    After this,.. it looks like Al Green got of easy…

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    And I was sitting here thinking bitch needs a keratin treatment because that shit looks dry.

  • http://twitter.com/tinalib13 Tina Wech

    “I’m burnin, I’m burnin, I’m burnin for youuuuuuuu…” hehehe

  • http://www.facebook.com/HamsterNinjaofDOOM Alecia Hendricks

     I hate it when that happens! I mean, gas gets hot right? It’s all so confusing, poor lady :<

  • CT

     I had a keratin treatment(s) and it fucked my hair up!  Never again. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/HamsterNinjaofDOOM Alecia Hendricks

     I see what you did there.

  • reapre

    “The only way I would find this completely acceptable….”

    I don’t agree…I can’t think of a single way that I would ever find this punishment acceptable. Be humane, for the love of god.

  • http://www.facebook.com/HamsterNinjaofDOOM Alecia Hendricks

     She is attractive, to me anyway. Just a total crazy twunt.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Hmmm…maybe it’s my monitor because it looks healthy to me. But then again maybe I need a keratin treatment so that’s why I think hers looks good. I will add that to my Evernote today!

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    But the woman didn’t, she was so hurt by his actions she killed herself.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I will take this as a huge compliment. By the way, my brother Lucian says hello. ;)

  • JGo555

    http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/showthread.php?55246-Busted-Up-Wife-Hides-In-Woods-With-Toddlers-For-2-Days-Josh-Holden-Out-On-Bail

    Read that and you can tell me this fuckwad doesn’t deserve this Gasoline Massage Oil this woman dished to her husband.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I don’t find her to be unattractive either. It’s kinda hard to look sexy in a mugshot. Some pull it off though.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Well that blows. My sister is a cosmetologist so I know I’m getting good service and great products. I never have to think about getting bad service. I’m really sorry that happened to you. Try using Biosilk if you don’t have naturally oily hair.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    It looks thick, but that’s all I can say about it. My sister takes good care of my hair so I generally expect hair to look shiny and smooth. 

  • blubberdong

    She must have been using that unscented gasoline.  Either that or his sense of smell was disabled by his hard-on.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I didn’t understand that part either. 

  • kniption

    Well of course it’s dry. She just made a nice roaring fire for her husband. That can be hard on hair…

  • Mackac

    Fantastic, he must be thrilled to finally have Dick Clark with him, looking that good for all those years, hope it was worth it. Does he have dibs on wife de’ flambe’ here too or is this one yours ?

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Ha! You know as funny as that sounds it could be true. Note to self, if I ever decide to set someone aflame don’t stand too close to laugh and grin maniacally. 

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    No honey, it’s from a new line of manly scented massage oil. I liked gas and war medal, but decided on this one.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Dick Clark is in Limbo, neither side wants him. And neither of us is the firebug type. We’re more hands on.

  • VXIII

    Not excusing this but maybe she was forced to marry one of her relatives and going to jail forever was better in her mind than being married to this man? Some of these women do go to major extremes to get away from an arranged marriage. Maybe prison in a foreign country was better than this in her mind the equivalent of death? No amount of perfume or fragrant oils can make gasoline smell like rose scented massaging oil though so dont understand why he didnt say hey, hold on here… 

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    At the county jail, Shriya Biman Patel was more depressed than others.   

    Concerned Shriya’s lawyer ask if the was anything that she could do for her. 

    Through a stream of tears, Shriya said .”No.  Of all of the county jails to be locked up in, I get the one without Vonage.  I don’t get unlimited calls to India for one flat rate.”

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    Rupees 52.5748 per $1.00 dollar
    Annual Income India’s per capita income is 50,000 Rs averages $1,000.00 per year
    $500,000.00 bail / $1,000.00 dollars = 500
    So?
    500 Indians working one entire year or 1 Indian working 500 years, and
    she’ll make bail.

  • curiousalways

    I’m going to have too think twice before climbing in the bathtub for anyone else again

  • Lena60

    Iam assuming that he was in the tub, laying with his eyes close, she had lit candles around the tub.he did not smell the gasoline because there was no time to smell it, It probably happened so quick, that if he did smell it ,he was already in a fire ball.

  • Andy P

    But wait – this isn’t Josh Holden in this article – but beyond that, no because you don’t fight fire with fire, two wrongs don’t make a right, etc.  Well you’re not supposed to if you are civilized anyway…

  • Andy P

    What I’d like to know is how does someone pour gasoline all over you and you don’t realize it is gasoline?  Gasoline is the only thing that smells at all like gasoline to me.  How didn’t he know?

  • derae

    Also in India, they used to practice (a some still do) Sati, the tradition of a widow throwing herself on her deceased husband’s funeral pyre.  Maybe she was making a political statement…

  • creamofflicka

    … and I’m all broken up about that shit, too.

  • JGo555

    True, but I would gladly be uncivilized if men like Josh Holden were to be given the payback the so deserve so they finally UNDERSTAND WHAT EMPATHY & SYMPATHY feel like.

    And, I only wished him this IF he was a Josh Holden. I did not wish him this if all he did was work hard to bring his wife into America & then have the bitch burn him like she did. HE DOES NOT DESERVE THIS.

  • JGo555

    HE DIDN’T PUT THE DAMN SHIT STREAKED UNDERWEAR IN THE FUCKING HAMPER!!!

  • CT

     Pony tail.  Problem solved.

  • CT

    Right now, I’ve got french fry hair – I’ll give it a try.  Oh Amazon Prime…..

  • kniption

    …plus it would give off that all-innocent “i’m not going to set you on fire tonight” vibe.

  • JGo555

    WHAT!? IN!? THE!? FUCK!?

  • JGo555

    Comment “Liked” for mention of said fireman.

    I KNOW WHO YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.

  • CT

    So true.  I may need to start wearing my hair in one more often just to be on the safe side for when I have my mental breakdown.  Perhaps I won’t get tased when I run neekid through DC if I have my ponytail.  

  • LeaveMeBe

    How come your comment makes me feel guilty? I will make it a point to get a pic and post it.

  • megaflytron

     Maybe he thought it was a new kind of “Axe for Men”.

  • sugarpie

    I have never been able to get my guy to take a bath.  He just refuses, even with the “promise”.  So this plan wouldn’t work for me.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    We are all bad people. 

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Didn’t expect you to be.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Damn you, now I want s’mores.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    It could be what he did to her in the past. She could have been biding her time until she got to a country that wouldn’t stone her to death.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Will it be a sexy fireman of the month pic?

  • megaflytron

     Maybe the magic was located in the taped smoke detectors.

    Can you imagine trying that? The mental image is hilarious.

  • LeaveMeBe

    No, she made a nice roaring fire OUT OF her husband.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I’ve told you repeatedly, I have no sexy pics of my brother and I don’t want any.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Technically you haven’t told me, but one day you’ll break. :)

  • newstarshipsmell ™

     Perhaps he’s anosmic. I guess his wife had to kill him because he couldn’t really appreciate her gift with a flame.

  • newstarshipsmell ™

    I dunno… I guess I’d be okay with, say, putting Holden in a cage with starving tigers, but… setting him on fire seems a bit too far.

  • Abroad

    I wonder how long she’d been carrying a torch for him? Or maybe it was the other way ’round?

  • Califboy

    She is kinda attractive in this photo compared to some of the hambeast we see here on DD.
     

  • Califboy

    So after all these years of being married she still has a burning desire for him in her cold little heart?

  • LeaveMeBe

    Kinda romantic, huh? And they had only been married a year so they were still in the honeymoon phase.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Damn, I wasn’t paying attention and I thought you were JGo hounding me again. Derp! Well, consider yourself notified that I do not have nor want any sexy epics of my brother. Ugh!

  • megaflytron

     One of those gifts that keeps on giving.

  • Heather4877

    My husband notified me from the very beginning that he doesn’t give massages.  I have to say that it’s freed me up from giving them and I FUCKING HATE giving them so it’s a win/win situation…I guess. 

  • pikeman

    There night be a very small amount of merit in his story. After all, if you were married to a bitch like this, or someone else I can think of that posts on this site, I could see being tempted to douse yourself with gasoline, light the match, and end it all.

  • pikeman

    If I was married to this woman, I would seriously consider dousing myself with gasoline, lighting the fire, and torching myself. After all, what would be the point of continuing on?

    http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/157426_100001326785189_3015857_q.jpg

  • blubberdong

    This guy must have been wearing Incinerate and Furnace Blast, and I think we all know what that smells like.

  • http://oddlyunfocused.blogspot.com/ Eccentric_Lady

    Tigers? Wolves would be better. It’s a known fact wolves eat their quarry while it’s still alive…besides thanks to Black Plague, and other pandemics wolves would think of us as being on the menu…

  • http://oddlyunfocused.blogspot.com/ Eccentric_Lady

    Damn, if that happens in the honeymoon phase, I’d HATE to see what happens when it wears off….!

  • JGo555

    I don’t give massages to his ass unless he’s really sore & preventing me to get my phunking on.

    And I like rubs, as in when he slides his hand on my back but he’s too lazy to do that for a bit, I only get it when the phunkngs going on.

  • JGo555

    YOU ARE ADORABLE!

  • Abroad

    No. Something is off with the word order, though the words are right…….

    “[...] she still has a desire for burning him [...]”

    There! I fixed it for you.

  • Califboy

     Oh, come on, don’t let a little candle light scare you,:)

  • Califboy

     :)

  • Califboy

     She definitely is a one night stand, hit it and get the hell out of there.

  • Califboy

     He just refuses, even with the “promise” shakes fist at monitor, dam him! never say no, never !

  • Dean K

    Would you find him breaking her legs completely acceptable if  she was his abuser and he was giving her a taste of her own medicine?

  • Dean K

    JGo555, how do you know that Josh Holden wasn’t a victim of his abusing wife, and was giving her a payback she so deserved?

  • JGo555

    Wait, so:

     his legs arent’ broken,
    he can go to work,
    he HAS hair (just gets haircuts)
    he has no visible scratch marks or injuries,
    he was able to post bond (as in he had money but she couldn’t run away to a hotel & hide, she hid IN THE WOODS WITH TODDLERS),
    he made no move to reclaim his kids,
    he as able to talk to anyone (and she is estranged from her family & has no friends)

    And he is the abused?

    I’m sorry but it seems like the logical sequence of events/fact presented by the story (which is in the forums btw, I named his ass here because what he did “ALLEGEDLY” to her made me so sick to my stomach I couldn’t & still can’t comment other than wish him so much ill the “evil eye” explodes) are getting screwed up in your head because your brain apparently has dislexia.

    And I’ve told on you to EVERYONE, I hope they GRILL YOU A NEW ONE. And it also sounds to me that by defending an “alleged” wifebeater, you are possibly one.

    THen again you just might be mad that I didn’t use the word “alleged” when I mentioned him, so I’ve used it enough in this post to satisfy your stupidity.

  • Dean K

    Nothing you said proves he wasn’t abused. I asked a hypothetical question, if she had abused him (and it’s possible she did) would you find his actions completely acceptable. Well would you?

    “And it also sounds to me that by defending an “alleged” wifebeater, you are possibly one.”

    Following the same line of though I suppose you defending a woman who burned her husband alive and thinking up scenarios that would make her violence acceptable makes you a possible husband abuser.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    If she “burned him alive,” where are the burns?  Where are the scars?

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    If she was abusing him, the right thing to do would have been go to the cops, not abuse her so grievously.

  • supreme321

    After one year of marriege she decides to kill him after she got in US. Pretty clear here for me.

  • O K

    Why wasn’t she charged with attempted, first-degree murder?  She obviously

  • http://www.facebook.com/Bitta9 Britt Marie

    The husband died in September. I can’t believe he was able to hang on that long. Her charges have been upgraded. I hope she rots in jail.