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SIOUX FALLS, SD – The genius pictured to your left is Dean Cochrun, 28, who is currently incarcerated in South Dakota on a kidnapping conviction.  In his copious spare time behind bars, he has opted to sue the hospital that birthed his stupid ass 28 years ago.  For what, you ask?  Glad you did; for circumcising him, of course.

I’m sure that, given the topic of this story, there’s a whole cadre of tasteless jokes I could spout off about his name, but I feel I should leave that up to our comment mongers.

In the suit, Cochrun claims that he just realized he had been circumcised, and that the procedure robbed him of his “sexual prowess.”  To provide further evidence of his vast intelligence, Cochrun, in his federal lawsuit, is requesting a whopping $1,000 in compensatory and punitive damages as well as a free operation to “restore” his foreskin and make him “feel whole again.”  Personally, I think he might just want an excuse to have somebody touch his nether regions in a non-rapey way.

Cochrun claims that an “unknown doctor” misled his mother into believing that the procedure was medically necessary.  He maintains it wasn’t, and that it robbed him “of sensitivity during sexual intercourse as well as the sense of security and well-being [he is] entitled to in [his] person.”

We could probably argue all day about the medical implications of circumcision, dear readers, but I, for one, am grateful for the decreased sensitivity with which I’ve likely been blessed through the miracle of circumcision, as I can’t fathom my sexual encounters being any shorter than the 15 nanoseconds I currently enjoy.  I am also happy to have not been the sole uncut hunk in my high school locker room.

Cochrun, who is not being represented by a lawyer, is unlikely to find satisfaction as there’s no evidence that doctors lied to his mother, the statute of limitations on personal injury claims has long passed, and he filed his lawsuit in a federal court, which has no jurisdiction in the matter.  A representative of the hospital has stated that they will not pay for the procedure, and that there will be “no further correspondence” regarding the suit.

This has been your daily “WTF” moment.

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  • newstarshipsmell ™

    Being unable to dock must be really traumatizing for him.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    I’m so glad I didn’t have anything in my mouth because it would have been all over my office.

  • Gee

    I think this dumb ass just deserves a swift in kick in the nut sack and sent on his way

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    Well, I can see his point and understand why he’s suing

    Given:

    Years In Prison / Body Mass
    Years In Prison = 10
    Body Mass = 1
    10 / 1 = He spends 10 years in prison

    After Surgery

    Years In Prison = 10
    Body Mass = 1 plus (.0004) fourskin
    10 / 1.0004 = 9.996001599… years in prison.

    In theory, adding whatever he can to himself, means he does less time.

  • newstarshipsmell ™

    From laughing or retching?

  • newstarshipsmell ™

    Hey thanks for misspelling “fourskin,” OoBG; now I’ve got the mental picture of this loser sporting the botched-amateur-surgery results of a penis with a Geiger Alien egg opening foreskin stuck in my head.

  • neenaP

    I happen to agree that his mother probably was mislead into thinking it was medically necessary . Circumcision is a cosmetic procedure the majority of the time and not recommended by the AAP. Unfortunately for him his suit will go nowhere since he has reached the statute of limitations. He should contact intactavist groups if he is looking for support.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Zach-McLemore/100001942699604 Zach McLemore

    He must really want to snoodle with his cellie.

  • Texas Ranger

    Are you saying they actually HAVE support groups for people missing their foreskin? You goota be shittin me. I can just see that group now….”Hi, my name is Steve, I have a unsensitive dick.” ” Hi Steve” ” I am here today because I just have a strong desire to REALLY FEEL my girlfriends innards better” What a frickin joke, sounds more like a support group for closet homosexuals.

  • Texas Ranger

    Hospital need to countersue his momma for raising such a huge piece of shit.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Too bad the court can’t bitch-slap him for wasting everyone’s time with this bullshit lawsuit.

  • JohnQknowitall

    I saw this in the news the other day. Hmmmm…. Realizes in prison he is circumcised, believes that his prowess and sensitivity has been compromised. I find this suspect and would like to remind him, since he is fair and blue eyed and in prison, that his circumcision has nothing to do with the discomfort of anal sex.

    The number of nerves in the genitals is, even after a chop chop operation, still so numerous that the brain can appreciate them all. The truth: many uncircumcised guys are overly sensitive at first and oral sex is a dubious pleasure. The orgasm is the same. 

    A special not to the uncircumcised: please clean your reverse deodorizer more than just twice a day.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Laughing of course, it would take a lot more to get me to dry heave. 

  • Texas Ranger

    Puma…explain your comment “our comment mongers” I’m trying to decide if my honor has been sullied or not….

  • annagg

    I thank my MIL that my husband is “altered”. He already has to stop and compose himself every couple minutes. If he were anymore sensitive I wouldn’t be able to “get mine”.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    They exist, support groups for a bunch of whiny babies who have no idea what sex without a foreskin feels like, but are entirely sure that they are missing something. Personally, I think foreskins are kinda gross.  
    I talked to my boyfriends about it and they both said if they had a child the would opt to have him cut. 

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    “A special not to the uncircumcised: please clean your reverse deodorizer more than just twice a day.”

    It really ought to be a no brainer, but my god is that an issue far too often.

  • Texas Ranger

    Im a little baffled…are the groups for guys WITH or WITHOUT foreskins?

  • evie karaoke

     hearted for “innards”.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    Does anyone think he’s mad ’cause he has no where to hide his prison shank?  Of course, hiding a prison shank there might lead to an automatic circumcision.

  • Lena60

    I think they should have circumcised him just above the neck, what a whiney twat.

  • reapre

    Dude, I understand the sentiment behind being displeased that you see yourself as “mutilated” after a circumcision (some men are permanently disfigured), however suing a doctor, or the hospital would get you no-where anyway.  They’re not the ones who made the final decision, and it’s (still) a socially acceptable procedure, even though it has no medical value to be performed.  Even if it wasn’t acceptable, today, it was still considered “normal” 28 years ago. 

    Last I heard, the majority of women find a cut penis more asthetically pleasing, than an unaltered one, anyway. 

    (If I ever had a son) I wouldn’t let it happen, just because I personally don’t agree with it.  If he wants it, he’s more than welcome to go get whatever he wants cut off after he’s 18.  (Which is what it should be, anyway.  Not a parents decision.)

    You still do NOT deserve a penny.  Quit wasting peoples time, and money, asshole.

  • Athena

    I think most men want their son’s penis to look like theirs.  But I heard recently that something like only 30% of boys are getting circumsized, these days. 

  • hyryde8

    I like my boyfriend’s forskin… haha. Seriously though. I like uncut guys, as long as they are clean. I couldn’t imagine the smell that would radiate off the pecker of an uncut hippie… *shudder*

  • Texas Ranger

    I would think most men would want their son to look like THEM more than that they have matching dicks…..but that’s just me.

  • Texas Ranger

    Edit: wrong spot!

  • newstarshipsmell ™

    I like how everyone has fixated on this dude’s penis obsession, and notsomuch in who he kidnapped and how/why.

  • Texas Ranger

    I thought it was obvious what he kidnapped….He’s from South Dakota, has got to be a farm animal of some sort, and it was all a misunderstanding, they were just eloping.

  • Texas Ranger

    5 words I have not and will never say???…..”I like my boyfriend’s forskin…”

  • reapre

    You should know by now, a lot of men have an unhealthy fixation of peckers.

    Write a story about a bunch of cute little ponies, and write “penis” in their somewhere. Good luck finding any comments on the ponies.

  • Texas Ranger

    What about pony penises?

  • sugarpie

    I dated a guy with an “unaltered” one.  I’ve only ever seen that one.  But I was not able to keep up a relationship with him because I was kinda grossed out by it.  Actual sex wasn’t the problem, it was ‘fore’play that was the issue. 

  • Abroad

    He has clearly never seen another dick in the flesh (so to speak) until he wound up in the slammer, or else how would he only now realise that he was “altered”? One wonders how he avoided the locker room at school?

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    The groups are for men without foreskins.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    For the boy’s it’s an issue of hygiene for them. It’s one of those decisions I’m happy to let them make because I think they’re a bit more informed than I.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Don’t mistake my personal preference for condemnation of your boyfriend’s… um junk. You’re free to like them however you want. I’ve just always thought they felt weird. It’s probably because my first experience was with a circumcised wiener. 

  • newstarshipsmell ™

    Well, you know, every once in a while we hear about some drunken surgeon slicing up some poor baby boy’s penis beyond salvage while attempting to circumcise him (which is one of the reasons I would never opt-in as a father.)

    I have an idea…

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    I’m sure they’re fine, we’re talking about foreskins here man.

  • JohnQknowitall
  • Sam

    Huh. Well, what i’m seeing here is evidence that at least this guy’s brain is located in his dick.

  • Texas Ranger

    Really!!! ???? Guys are actually sitting around and crying because their dick DOESNT look like a gooeyduck?

    If you don’t know what a gooeyduck is/looks like, google it. You will be surprised.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GWBV2FUY3OBYX3RNK6I44QSC7I Kwum

    some dudes will do anything to blame others for their genetic shortcomigs…… *cough* ratdick* cough*

  • JoeyBux

    OH GOODY! Some one else putting my beloved state on the map for some thing TOTALLY STUPID! Thanks, and by the way, how did you find out you had been altered??? OH~you saw one that isn’t and think it’s better? RIGHT? Dumbass. Enjoy your new boyfriend’s & leave yours alone! Maybe HE likes you like that!

  • http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

    Not to worry. I was simply addressing you as purveyors of commentary.

  • http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

    My dad and I don’t have matching dicks…his is much bigger.

  • Heather_Habilatory

     That’s what we did. I have control over my daughter’s lady parts decisions until she is old enough to make them for herself, because my husband can not relate so he is not the best informed, and my husband has control over our son’s because I can not relate. I think it works out the best.

  • Heather_Habilatory

     Thank god he wasn’t from ND! Whewwwwww.

  • thequeenofsorrow

    yes there truly is “foreskin restoration” support groups, it involves pulling on it for hours a day

  • Wildheart

    I did, and I was. :)  What came up was actually “geoduck.”

  • Wildheart

    I think he obviously avoided the locker room by avoiding school altogether.

  • megaflytron

    While I lean more toward what reapre stated earlier, I only have to add that in this case it is too bad that the doctor did not convince his mother to have a lobotomy performed on him and simply saved everyone a lot of heartache.

  • 62julietandvoid

    I thought the procedure enhanced sensitivity?

  • tkaz

    If he needs his foreskin for prowess me thinks he has bigger issues.  There is seriously a VERY large generation(s) where this is normal practice – he’s just like most everyone else his age….and older than him…and younger than him. Like mostly everyone.  I didn’t hear anti-circumcision discussions until my 2nd was born almost 8 yrs ago. It’s sort of a “new” thing to question it.
    He needs to relax & just grab some lotion.

  • reapre

    I can’t say from experience…I wouldn’t think it could enhance sensitivity…You’re removing nerves, and skin, not adding…

  • JGo555

    It’s called: “I have nothing better to do & this’ll prove that I DID pick up a book while incarcerated, so they will parole my ass sooner than my term”.

    SUING: YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.

    It’s too bad they didn’t circumsize his idiotic storage inside his brain… then again he would’ve been a vegetable.

  • JGo555

    “To dock” was a new term I hadn’t heard before.

    Thank you for that & making me search.

    Now I will picture you as a 1870’s pirate in my head.

  • JGo555

    What are you a mathematician!?

    Every time you do all of these problems with math, my head goes off to a pretty place in which I am singing on the MTV music awards, the Spice GIrls are the “IT” group and Marilyn Manson was entertaining (also known as 1997).

    And like a true mathematician, it’s spelled: FORESKIN.

  • JGo555

    My kid’s “intact”, it isn’t my decision if his dick weighs more or less. He’ll either thank me or ask me for money for surgery.

  • JGo555

    BWAHAHAHAHA! The thing is goeyducks are quite expensive & apparently taste like heaven on earth or like $20 million dollars. THAT’S WHY THEY CRY.

    THey taste like store boxed brand of Mac & Cheese instead of goeyduck.

  • JGo555

    THen I will add: PEE IS NOT AN ATTRACTANT UNLESS YOU ARE R. KELLY.

  • JGo555

    So my hub will kill me. He is “intact”. And there’s so much of him in general that I don’t know how to make it all feel good at the same time and bless his soul, he doesn’t like to “order me around” when phunking.

    I told him to slap me with it, but he refuses. I told him to choke me with it, but he refuses.

    Some times, I DO NOT WANT TO BE RESPECTED!

  • JGo555

    He’s in prison for kidnapping. ANYONE that went to school knows that kidnapping is a federal offense & that you don’t get out easy/fast.

    My guess is, he didn’t show up at school at all since “gym” would’ve been the only subject in which he didn’t have to write/interpret/figure out something so he might’ve had a chance in it.

  • captaingrumpy

    Why would you want a fourskin stuck in your head ??????    mouth open or not ?????

  • newstarshipsmell ™

    His forebrain, at least.

  • JohnQknowitall

    You are so crazy.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    But how would I use ‘FORE’ in an equation unless I move to a word problem.

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    Sounds to me like this guy has way more serious issues than his penis….But of course, this decision was made by not a doctor alone. Does he wish to sue his mother as well?

  • Valerie

     My man is intact as well. I don’t have any problems with it. In fact, I like playing with it because it’s different lmao. I had heard horror stories of gross smells before, but we’ve never had that issue. He does a great job keeping it clean I guess.

  • JGo555

    There’s a rule that “intact” males should follow, & it’s how it is in my relationship. If it don’t do that “clean dish” sound, it ain’t getting polished until it’s washed.

  • JGo555

    I meant, usually mathematicians & scientists can’t be bothered with spelling unlike us that love literature & SUCK at numbers.

  • JGo555

    But you laughed & that’s what’s important! AND I LIKE YOU!

  • tdavid6

    Taxpayers should be permitted to sue his mom for not aborting him.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I think you should have been more specific about what you didn’t have in your mouth, especially in light of what this story is really about. 😉

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Fair enough, I forget you guys don’t know I’m at work when I’m on.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I asked my husband what his opinion was about getting our son circumcised and he said that he didn’t care either way so I decided to have it done. **shrug** I hope that he doesn’t sue me.  

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    That’s probably why I prefer them as well. My only personal experience has been with a circumcised penis so when I see ones that aren’t they look strange to me. Also, I have just heard so many (outdated) things growing up about hygiene even though that was from times before indoor plumbing, soap usage and parents having conversations about grooming with their children. 

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I was thinking the same thing. Can a penis handle anymore nerves? I think my husband would actually black out if he weren’t altered. 

  • Mackac

     Hmm, probably shouldn’t have told them that.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I refuse to believe any man had not looked at his own penis for 28 and years and then VOILA! he sees it and has a sudden epiphany that he is circumcised and the circumcision has been the root of his failed attempt at a life all along.

  • blubberdong

    Well then, I must admit I’ve been unwittingly performing regular “foreskin restoration” sessions since I was 13.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    And has it been restored? 

  • blubberdong

    I don’t know, I’m very nearsighted.

  • Mackac

    That line mighta worked with your babysitter, but it ain’t going anywhere with DKOS.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    “Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”  Rick Blaine

  • Gee

    I think this guy ran into a wall with an erection and broke his nose and now he wants to blame others for his short cummings!

  • blubberdong

    Thankfully, my babysitter was farsighted.

  • tdavid6

    28 years ago circumcision was a very common practice. It is becoming less so now. But years ago they also believed that when performing a hysterectomy it was safest to always remove the ovaries just because “they’re already in there anyway”. Physicians have also changed their recommendations on that. It doesn’t mean that every woman who did have the “full” hysterectomy under doctors advice were misled and entitled to a jackpot (which apparently, in this guy’s case equals $1,000).

  • tdavid6

    My husbands 83 year old grandfather is getting ready to have a circumcision because he continues to have urinary tract infections that are nearly deadly for him, and they believe being uncircumcised is a contributing factor (maybe because you can’t clean so well when you’re 83, who knew?) Can you imagine having your willie cut on at 83 years old?

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    I can not, but than I’m working from quite the empathy deficit. 

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    So you’re telling me you’re not flexible?

  • tdavid6

    Me too, and it still makes me cringe.

  • neenaP

    I am party of those groups and i dont have a penis or am I whiney. I bet people find your labia  gross why dont you chop it off? 

  • neenaP

    What osrt of parent sits there and compares their penis to their son’s? Creepy.

  • neenaP

    Use soap and water its pretty basic.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I bet Ms. Ranger gets awful frustrated when you say this.

  • neenaP

    Parents who choose not to mutilate their newborn’s genitals aren’t closeted homosexuals. Get a grip.

  • neenaP

    Most insurance wont pay for it anymore . Everyone I know who had it done to their child had to pay out of pocket.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    You’ve never noticed things that you child had that are like you that you wish they did/didn’t have?

  • neenaP

     Nope and I inspect my kid’s genitals.

  • neenaP

    LOL

  • blubberdong

    Not when I’m rigid.

  • tdavid6

    This is true, I read that recently. But some insurance companies also will not pay for some vaccinations (because they are “recommended” not “required”). I wouldn’t necessarily use insurance as a factor in determining the proper standard of care. As I stated in a post below, my spouse’s elderly grandfather is getting ready to have a circumcision because of medical issues. I guess like everything else, for some not being circumcised is fine, for others it causes problems. But the bottom line is that it used to be a medical standard, and we can’t have a bunch of men ages 20-70 suing because they weren’t consulted as infants on whether to leave the foreskin or not.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Well I have. I noticed that my baby girl is getting little boobies and other things and I hope that she’s not like me with early puberty. My mother noticed my shape when I was little and knew that I was going to be an hourglass like her vs a stick like my bio’s side and she was happy about that. My daughter has hazel eyes that totally skipped me and we (hubs and I) compare our eyes to hers all of the time.

    My friend knows that he was blessed with a large member from his father, unlike his brother who did not inherit the gift.

    People notice and compare things all of the time, especially in their own children. 

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Really? I didn’t know that. We didn’t have an issue when our son was circumcised, the Dr came in the room and asked me did I want it done and took him out of the room.

    That was the first time I had ever heard my son cry in pain and I still remember it like it was yesterday. I was crying right along with him an apologizing for letting them hurt him. :-( 

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    I’m going to be frank with you. Anytime I read anything you post your just rude and nasty. If anyone disagrees with you you can’t seem to handle it. I think foreskins are nasty, it’s an opinion. How about I continue to ignore your posts and you do me the same courtesy, because nothing you ever have to say will sway me in anyway. I have completely discounted you as someone with anything interesting to say.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    You have to request that they use anesthesia. When my nephew was born, my sister did and the baby had a much easier time of it.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Careful or you know who will come down on you with a bunch of “facts” about how he’d be happier uncut and looking like a turtle in a sweater. 😉

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Touché. 

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Ohhhh…I wish they had given me that option.

  • tdavid6

    Same here. I didn’t know about the anesthesia with my oldest son, but by the time I had my youngest son I asked for the ring block.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    LOL! 

  • Texas Ranger

     Grown men sitting around and crying about their “mutilated” dicks need to get the grip. If I went to a fuckin support group for everytime my parents made a decision for me growing up….I wouldn’t be here typing this message to you, I’d be telling you in person at the ” Raising kids without making any decisions for them so they can grow up and  sit around crying about their dicks” support group. Also, by reading your post I commented on…You didn’t say a damn thing about parents going to the groups, and neither did I. So I am confused at what you are trying to say right here. Men sitting around a bunch of strangers crying about their foreskin is FAR from a heterosexual relationship….so get a grip or make sense, I don’t give a damn either way…

  • Texas Ranger

    Good one…..bitch.

  • Texas Ranger

    Good job, I said basically the same thing below, but your’s comes across so much more “Prinicipal-ly” than mine…Mine is more Gussy like in Lonesome Dove, only makes sense if the person has the intelligence to even figure out that I offended them…hey, I took a chance on her.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Should I tell them about the glitter?

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    I see little point in getting so worked up over some anonymous stranger’s opinions. You can just see her face turning red whenever she posts something.

  • Abroad

    Sorry. I was being facetious.

  • Mackac

    Discretionary call, I’d save that for when you require Kniption to show up in a hurry.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Let me just say as being a wuss doesn’t make one gay. They do sound like babies, but some of the strongest people I know are gay. :)

  • Athena

    Agreed.  I didn’t mean “looks” in a purely aesthetic manner, of course.  I have dated and discussed with both types, and circumcised men tend to lean toward circumcision on hygienic grounds, where as uncut men tend to favor no cutting on the unnecessary nature of the procedure. 

    We had a daughter.  And I’m not likely going to pop out any more, so it’s a non-issue for me. 😛 

  • Athena

    *Sigh*… I wasn’t speaking literally.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I knew that. I was using you as a jumping off spot for my rant. :)

  • LeaveMeBe

    You two-stepped into that one pardner. 😉

  • Texas Ranger

    Homo or hetero don’t matter…I’m just saying that I have NEVER had a discussion with another man on whether either of us was circumsised or not. With all the shit goin on in theis world, I find it really hard to understand someone putting their foreskin or lack thereof so high on their priority list that they need asupport group for it….addiction?, yes, grieving?, yes, overeating?, yes. My dick lost some of it’s sensitivity? no. How the fuck you know if you have less sensitivity circumcised or not? You didn’t get laid when you were 2 hours old, so how the heck would you know what it feels like? It’s so chicken or the egg it’s laughable.. Those guys ought to be just happy they are getting laid period in my opinion.

  • Texas Ranger

    Yes Miss Kitty, yes I did.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    <3

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Sometimes you point out something so simple I want to just smack my forehead. It makes perfect sense when you beat me over the head with it.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Weren’t you Athena? Weren’t you? Are we gonna have to check for facial hair?

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    This I can agree with.

  • newstarshipsmell ™

    Well I happen to be uncut – I sure hope you don’t think that *I’m* nasty… :(

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Not really, at that point I was talking from the hip, besides I’d make an exception for you. 😉

  • LeaveMeBe

    Have a nice day Marshall Dillon. :)

  • Abroad

    OK, well in that case: Feel free to rant some more. We appear to be on the same page 😉

  • Abroad

    As far as I am aware it removes protection from the acorn. On the whole, I would assume the unprotected acorn has to grow thicker skin, and so is less sensitive than a protected one with the foreskin pulled back momentarily.

    Then again, I have not had much opportunity to experiment with a circumcised penis, so…….

  • http://www.facebook.com/clayton.knudsen1 Clayton Knudsen

    I risk being on the minority opinion here, but here goes. I (medically) see no difference in male circumcision and female circumcision. I will say the female mutilation that is generally performed (usually by glass or similar unhygenic means) is not what I am referring to. Just the idea of both. There is no medically necessity for all neonate male circumcision. If it is strictly for asthetics, then that should be better left to the person getting his pencil sharpened. If it is for a religious practice, then it is between the parents, the clergy and God. I really take the position that any procedure like this should be better done when the person is of a consenting age. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/clayton.knudsen1 Clayton Knudsen

     When it was time to have that talk with my wife about our son, I was against it. My wife(a nurse) was dead set for it. My resolve was not very high(this was not a battle I was wanting to die for). I really hope that it is a decision that when my son is older, that I regret. The reason “so that he looks like dad” is bs. In this society, any comparasion between the two makes me wonder if something else is amiss. Insofar as the locker room “defense” the 20 or 30 times in an average school career that you are in a communal shower most boys are not doing comparo’s of their junk.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1415881786 Tori Sheffer

    wish they would re
    place hes foreskin with his original foreskin..since hes soooo attached to it

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    So that’s where the new starship smell comes from…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Did someone call for a stunt double?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    I can pencil you in for 7pm…

  • newstarshipsmell ™

    touché

  • JGo555

    *Winks* You are incorregible! *Slaps your ass*

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Goddammit all to hell. Every time I read something and respond with “ewwwww” it’s always you. :) 

  • JGo555
  • Scavengerofhumansorrow

    This.. This is… This is just inhumanely stupid. What lengths did this guy go to come up with this level of bullshit? What intelligent lawyer would even see this as a viable claim? Why does something so stupid have such a nice jaw line? I DEMAND ANSWERS TO ALL, AND MORE, OF THESE QUESTIONS!!!!!!

  • Scavengerofhumansorrow

    I retract my question about the lawyers. Even they have (probably questionable) standards about what to represent. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/Leashaness Alicia Lynee’

    That’s very shallow of you to end a relationship with a man because he’s natural.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Leashaness Alicia Lynee’

    The joke here is you, for taking mutilation so lightly. Circumcision is the same as Female Genital Mutilation, but doctors make bank on it so it continues. It’s not medically necessary and over 120 boys die every year from the procedure. It’s no laughing matter the men who are disfigured, scarred, botched and have lost sensitivity AND are 4.5 times more likely to get erectile dysfunction.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Leashaness Alicia Lynee’

    Labias are gross, whyn’t we chop them off of a non-consenting human while we’re at it?

  • http://www.facebook.com/Leashaness Alicia Lynee’

    Babies cannot be given anesthesia, they are given topical numbing gel that doesn’t do anything. They either scream their lungs out or they lie there limp from their bodies going into shock from the pain.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Leashaness Alicia Lynee’

    Teens don’t even get naked in front of each other in locker rooms anymore.

  • Sam

    Wow, seriously? What a dick move. You come to a thread that’s 9 months old, to reply to somebody who was / is obviously upset at having caused their little boy pain, just to tell them about just exactly how much pain their child was in? What the fuck good does that do? Do you feel superior now?

  • newstarshipsmell

    Girl, Snark hasn’t been on here in half a year. You’re gonna start sounding like Cedric if you keep arguing with absentee oldtimers.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Shhhhh….

  • newstarshipsmell

    Dammit, I want her to come back already.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I miss her as well. Whatever she’s doing I hope all is well.