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Craigslist Post Seeks Baby Daddy From Megadeth Concert Bathroom HookupChicago, IL - A notice posted in a “Missed Connections” section of Craigslist last week purportedly seeks a man the poster had sex with at a Megadeth concert with the woman stating that she is now pregnant. Wait… That doesn’t sound like a missed connection to me!

Gigantour 2012 brought Megadeth, Motorhead, Volbeat, and Lacuna Coil to the Chicago area on February 10. In a post entitled, “Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert?,” someone claiming to be a 28-year-old woman recently posted a message on Craigslist looking for the man she had sex with in a bathroom of Chicago’s Aragon Ballroom.

“Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee-high black biker boots. You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings,” the post began.

“I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom…”

The post – which has since been flagged for removal – then went into detail about the porcelain-enabled encounter. A screengrab of the posting can be seen here.

“Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. Contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life,” the post adds.

With the listing now down, D’D may be this presumed MILF-to-be’s only hope to find her [hardly] missed connection.  Who do we know here with a red mohawk?  Hmmm…

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  • kniption

    Wait!  Crap!  KNOXXXIIIIIIIOOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    Oh wow………….How many “Yoooou are not the father” phrases are we going to have to hear out of Maury on this one? At least their description has a way of narrowing things down……

  • CT

    “Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee-high black biker boots. You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings,” the post began.”  It could have also included:

    Me: Dumbass who isn’t smart enough to use birth control
    Me: Skank who enjoys getting venereal diseases and sharing them with strangers

    She could have done like everyone else and just posted it on her Facebook page or perhaps not because no one ever posts personal shit on there.

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    I was wondering where he’d been hiding….now we know…

  • SayAunt

    I was there. Was it the men’s or women’s?

  • Sam

    Not necessarily. It’s entirely possible that this guy is actually an accountant with an ill-fitting suit and jamjar glasses during the week, and just gets dressed up at the weekend to pull chicks… ;)

  • Sam

    Well, i’d say the chances of this guy actually getting in touch after reading that are pretty good!

  • sugarpie

    So I guess that means the kids hair will be purple?

  • JohnQknowitall

    Mother: Blue Hair, uses drugs, sexually loud, has unprotected sex with strangers
    Father: Red Mohawk, great sex, possibly well endowed, uses drugs, has unprotected sex with strangers
    Baby: Conceived in a bathroom stall at a grungy rock concert while parents under the influence and father’s hand over mother’s mouth, fucked up mother, father: unknown

    Yeah this kid could be president of the United States one day, but I’m not betting my money on it.

    Unsolicited Advice to Mom: Abortion or Adoption – you are not qualified to be a parent.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/TKJVNRTX5Q3X7TCQWN6M7DYLTE Denise

    Damn, I saw Chemical Brothers there.. I will never think of my memory the same ;)

  • JohnQknowitall

    Yes and she could be a lesser known member of the British royal family.

  • sweekymom

    Well, while I sure don’t approve of her making the beast with two backs in a bathroom stall with some dude she just met, I got to admit Craigslit sure picked a strange time to get its knickers in a twist over an “inappropriate post.” 

    After all, you can advertise your availability for all sorts of shenanigans there, so why can’t people put up an ad that says, “Hi, guy, remember that thing we did at the place, while those people were making what passes for music in some quarters?  Yeah, well, guess what, you’re gonna be a daddy, you magnificent mohawked bastard.  Gimme a call if you’re interested in seeing your kid.”

    I mean, shit, isn’t Craigslit where pimps go to advertise the availability of under-aged girls for the sexual gratification of skeevy, greasy-handed sickos who are just one step removed from being serial killers?  (Presuming they aren’t already serial killers.)

    But they object to this???  Hypocrites.

    I say let the mother-to-be try to find her baby daddy.

  • LeaveMeBe

    HA! This was my first thought also. Followed by:

    Knox is gonna be a daaaaaaddy! Knox is gonna be a daaaaaaady!

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    “You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings,”

    Again already?!?!?  Justin Bieber can’t you just control yourself.

  • Texas Ranger

    Wow. this kiddo’s got a helluva chance to be President I tell ya. Talk about being born under a bad sign…sheesh.

  • Lena60

    Lol thats what I thought when you said, red mohawk.

  • sweekymom

     Ward, weren’t you a little hard on the Bieber?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ILPQLAVPZO22BZULRII6JUZ5QQ Breccia Breccia

    I’d buy it. but. kinda hard to hide the gauges by day.  and peeps w/ viper piercings generally aren’t known for keeping their mouths shut.     I could be wrong.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ILPQLAVPZO22BZULRII6JUZ5QQ Breccia Breccia

    Want to make a bet on how long it takes this guy to step up and claim his prize?

  • Andy P

     ME ME ME ME!!  …never

  • Califboy

     Ya, and shes a really nice girl too, this is the first time she ever did something like this,eyes rolling reaching for the bleach.

  • RydoLarsson

    hahaha !!!

  • JGo555

    So this is the mating ritual of the Caucasians!?!!!??????

    That would explain how they are able to concieve to music that anyone that can move, refuses to listen to.

  • JGo555

    Fuckin’ CLASSY!

    I must show this to my husband… he always asks me why I listen to Motown & those R&B songs… I’ll tell him that you apparently can have fucking awesome sex with that music but you can’t get pregnant unlike with Heavy Metal & Rock.

  • JGo555

    HAAHAHAHAHAH!

    Someone paid attention to the colors in Art class!

  • JGo555

    I betcha Maury somehow got his hands on Craiglist & wants dibs on this story.

  • My_Mind_Speaks

    That’s racist…And wrong…

  • sherrdbw

    In the ad it says “I let raw dog it in the stall”. WTF does that mean?

  • sherrdbw

    What advice would you give to mommy when the kids asks “Who’s my daddy?”.

  • JohnQknowitall

    I can think of several ways and I am not comfortable with any of them.

    Not being a mom in that situation, my choice, if I were, might be to explain to the child that some children have a mommy and daddy, some have only a daddy, and some have only a mommy. You have a mommy who loves you more than anyone can imagine because you are soooo very special to me.

    Later, perhaps in the child’s teens, if asked again I might tell the teenager that your father and I met once. I don’t know his name or anything more about him, but that night. I am not proud of what I did, but I am so grateful I did because out of that encounter I got you.

    This is not perfect, but it is not a lie and it leaves the child with a sense of worth.

  • annagg

     I wish you had been my mother, she told me she was raped to conceive me, when I was only 11. Fast forward 5 years, and I find out it was a lie.

  • annagg

     I believe it means skin to skin, no rubber.

  • JGo555

    And oh so right.

    I am not racist… and don’t lie. YOU LAUGHED.

  • Castille

    Should probably read “I let [you] ra w dog it in the stall. Make sense now?

  • megaflytron

    Anybody know who opened that show?

  • GGMon

    Megadeth, Motorhead and Lacuna Coil. Some baby making music rright there

  • Jycorro

    That’s some twisted shit right there.

  • sherrdbw

    That is a good answer because I don’t like lying to children.

  • Califboy

     No condom ???

  • Califboy

     Where do you think these guys came from ?
    Peckerwoods Convicted Under Matthew Shepard James Byrd Jr. Hate Crimes Prevention Act

  • Califboy

     I’m white and I laughed !!

  • JohnQknowitall

    What is/are the lie/lies in the answer?

  • sherrdbw

    There aren’t any. I’m agreeing with your answer regarding truthfulness and leaving the child with a sense of self-worth at the same time.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Sorry I misread your reply…. I was at work and my boss wouldn’t leave me alone while I was reading DD. The MFer.

  • http://www.facebook.com/xprincesskayy Julia Pearl

    Classy.

  • Crystal deGreef

    weird. That is EXACTLY the same story I was told. To the detail. Sucks.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anna-Hall-Grillot/100000054600337 Anna Hall Grillot

    *coincidentally*, I was put into long term treatment for depression about 4-6 weeks later. For the first time that is, I was in 1 place 3 times, 1 place twice, and 1 place once. Then it was off to a The Methodist Children’s Home in Versailles, Ky. Where I found out it was lie, about 1 1/2 years after I started living there. Turns out, my mom just got pregnant to trap a man, then found out she didn’t like him as much as she thought she did, so she left him at the alter. But then he told me he wanted to F me on the day of my 18th birthday, (2 days after I met him for the first time) so I guess it saved me years of molestation, in return for the 10 times or so i was molested my my little brother’s father.