The Joker Accused Of Beating Woman, Setting Her On Fire

I say we collect 6000 bucks for the bastard to buy a first class ticket to Hawaii where we can dump his ass over a live volcano.   

ruhroh, not the turn of events he was hoping for……..

I, of course, in no way condone anything that happened to this poor woman, but I wish more teenagers would hear about stories like this before they choose a life of prostitution and drugs.  If you lie with dogs, you get fleas.  Many women are in the prostitution “business” because of terrible situations that have put them there, but some do choose it.  Wake up people, stay away from the evil of pimps and drug dealers. 

Dumb nasty fucker… that really worked in getting your $6,000 back… Take your nasty hateful ass to jail and just remember amigo that “if it happens in prison it ain’t gay.”

What is that shit on his face?

Class: Math Quiz.

Given:
If your mother took you to the lawyer store with $6,000.00 dollars at $300.00 dollars per hour for lawyer fees and $200.00 dollars per hour paralegal fees:

a> How many hours would he get if everything was spent on a lawyer? 

b> How many hours would he get if everything was spent on a paralegal? 

2 point bonus question

1> Hour many hours of a lawyer’s time could be billed with a 60/40 llawyer to paralegal split?

2> If three people shared the $6,000.00 dollars equally, how many dollars would each one receive to post bail?

Show all work and use the back of the paper if needed.

They’d just made their families broke.  Maybe they could have a  bake sale or have a 1940′s musical to raise money to save the farm.

Yes, that must be it.

Wait, do you mean that most folks that tattoo their faces don’t become CEO’s of multimillion dollar companies?  Guess I’m gonna have to rethink my Mother’s Day present.  Damn it.  

 From the sounds of it, I’d rather have died x.X

Maybe live long enough to name who did it then die but ugh.

They become convenient targets for pointing and laughing.

Answers:

a> $6,000.00 / $300.00 = 20 hours
b> $6,000.00 / $200.00 = 30 hours
1a> $6,000.00 * 0.6 = $3,600.00 / $300.00 = 12 hours lawyer
1b> $6,000.00 * 0.4 = $2,400.00 / $200.00 = 12 hours paralegal
2> $6,000.00 / 3 = $2,000.00 per plaintiff

So this guy killed for 1 1/2 days of legal services.  If only his guidance councelor had pointed him into rocket scienctry, we’d have a working version of the Farmer’s Insurance Jack-In-The-Box commercial.

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These two guys need to become permanent residents of either a prison or a coffin.

I wish we could sue gangs. You know how you’d sue a person & their family for shit they did/broke/didn’t do for/to you. Then we’d all sue gangs & they’d be so broke they wouldn’t think of getting together in order to prevent debt.

 Thats got to be one of the worst pains almost burning to death fuck that nasty

It’s easily my worst fear.  So many burn victims suffer all that pain (debridement… YIKES) only to die 6 months down the road from an infection.  If someone lit me on fire like this, I’d probably just lay down and die.

It’s the only injury that actually gets worse over time instead of better. With most injuries, if the victim makes it past the first few days, the chances of them surviving increases. Victims with severe burns almost always get worse, then like you said, end up dying months later. Yeah, scrubbing the dead skin off of a burn victim with the equivalent of a scouring pad has to be terrible, for both the patient and the caretaker. Not a job I would be able to handle.

 My dad retired from the fire dept in Los Angeles, he said if you take in big breaths it will singe the inside of your lungs and then you will die, that’s what gets most people, smoke inhalation, so if your ever in this situation, breath like a mother fucker.

Or any line of work.

 I choose coffin!

Do you think it’s too late for his mother to abort him? 

He looks like he inked himself…without a mirror.

Thank God the doctors put her into a medically-induced coma. I hope she has either a miraculous recovery or a peaceful death. I wonder who gave this moron the name “Joker”? We’ll see how funny he thinks prison is. And as for those other two idiots, I hope that they get the same sentence. Preferably life in prison, no parole.

Joker, buddy. If after you pay her for her time, you fail to get it up – that does NOT constitute her conning you out of money. Especially not if you then apparantly went back and did the exact same thing 199 more times.

 Hmm …

 I sat next to you in school, and you are right!!!! ))))

 She could be a spokesperson for Kingsford Charcoal, just saying. http://www.kingsford.com/?gclid=CKXdtI7TvK8CFQqc7Qodv3PQxA

 Awwweee!!!!

Facial tattoos look great on Maori warriors, everyone else just looks like trash.

if she lives, she can play the 2 face to his joker..

My worst fear also. When I worked at Waffle House, my worst dreams were about a cook missing the sink with one of those hot cast iron pans full of grease. Especially with the aprons being some sort of plasticy material that would melt if you looked at it wrong. More scared of the cook then the customers! 

The reason people have the name of another permanently tattooed on is because they know that they are ready to commit to that other person for all time, due to an abiding, unending love. Either that or they’re fucking moronic.