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Female Passenger Detained After Stripping Naked At DIA Departure GateDenver, CO — A female passenger at Denver International Airport was detained after stripping naked at a departure gate on Concourse B, airport officials said.

According to a DIA spokeswoman, the woman was caught smoking a cigarette Tuesday at a departure gate – which are designated non-smoking areas. Airport workers reportedly instructed her to extinguish the cigarette after which time the woman removed her clothing and asked the gate agent to reprint her boarding pass.

Thankfully, safety-minded citizens were able to capture the incident on a cell phone camera.  Denver’s Concourse B does have a smoking lounge.

I personally think that – with the current police state we have surrounding airline travel – when a uniformed officer demands that someone “extinguish their butt” – they should be better prepared for this sort of misunderstanding. …but that’s me.

Denver police say her nakedness was unrelated to the smoking issue – although they could offer no explanation as to what it was related. Authorities transported the woman to local hospital for evaluation.  She was not charged.

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  • blubberdong

    I think we should all be naked at the airport since our junk is on display on that x-ray thing anyway.  Clothing is overrated.  

  • CT

    “Denver police say her nakedness was unrelated to the smoking issue — although they could offer no explanation as to what it was related.” 

    Ah, because she is a loon?  There, problem solved.  Though being bombed out of her mind could also be substituted.

  • Sam

    The poor woman is just completely confused. You’re supposed to FIRST take the clothes off, THEN *insert randy romp here*, THEN smoke a cigarette. Honestly.

  • Sam

    *ponders what a crazy sex session would look like on one of those x-ray machines, since they supposedly ‘de-genitalize’ the images*
    Ken and Barbie porn?

  • blubberdong

    Oh baby, now you’ve done it.  I’m off to the Mattel website for a quick fap session.  Thanks, Sam!

  • Sam

    Anytime! :)

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    I agree, lets go protest by streaking through the nations airports. Nudity and Cinnabon, how can that be bad?

  • sugarpie

    I’ve got my camera ready for when the naked virus hits my town.  It really is a crazy phenomena.

  • TheAlphaSoup

    ?_?

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Christ she was just trying to get home to Florida. You people in other states are just so fricking uptight.

  • sherrdbw

    She was just trying to make the job for the TSA easier. No pat down needed.

  • xJustagirlx

    Why was she not charged for public indecency? 

  • Zazen

    No one said what was in her cigarette, did they?

  • reapre

     She doesn’t have a penis, why would she be?

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    I love the airlines….

    In days long past, you could get have two checked bags and a carry-on for free.  Then, times progressed and it was one carry-on and one hand held bag.  Time accelerated further to where you paid for each checked bag. 

    Are we now at a point where clothing is also an added item to pay for?  Are pants more expensive than shirts?  Shoes, they say you should have them incase of a fiery crash.  Sunglasses, if I’m naked can I at least appear to be hiding?  Halloween masks?  They’re probably not TSA compliant.

  • JohnQknowitall

    I think she is a maverick pioneer trend setter.

    I have no problem with total undress at security. I have often wondered what some of my fellow passengers are concealing under their clothing.

  • Texas Ranger

    Why is it always the nasty ones who get naked?? This would be worthwhile news if Kate Upton or Sofia Vergara showed their glorious naked bodies…..I’d be readin anyways.

  • Sam

    You checked, did you? ;)

  • Eliza Berntsen

    I was just about to say the very exact same thing. It’s always the fugly ones. ALWAYS. 

  • reapre

     I tried, but that black censor bar is in the way :(…I just have to accept what the passengers and witnesses claim,  *sigh* sad day. :’(

  • Lena60

    They do have x-ray pictures of people having sex.

  • Lena60

    I think she was already flying high before she got to the airport.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7N6KYE5OZO7WNUYTTYEDVWOINE Marysa Nieves

    *sigh* c’est la vie…

  • JGo555

    This is what happens when you take Extasy BEFORE getting to the Spring BReak Hotel you booked.

  • sherrdbw

    Are you sure that you want to see ALL of your fellow passengers naked?

  • JohnQknowitall

    I can pick and choose when my eyes close or my head turns away. I have no control when my eyes pop out of my head.

  • sherrdbw

    Are you saying that you wished that you were on a plane full of SI models coming back from a swimsuit shoot?

  • curiousalways

    roflmao

  • Texas Ranger

    No… I wish I was on a plane full of SI models coming back from a swimsuit shoot that were gloriously naked…..and drunk….and found me incredibly irresistable…you know, just a normal day in the life of a Ranger.

  • Heather_Habilatory

     I’m so glad I went to pee about ten minutes ago, otherwise your comment would have triggered a flood over here!

  • Heather_Habilatory

    She’s a genius! all those people that demand to be moved through security screening faster than everyone else, here’s the solution. 

  • reapre

    I’m pretty sure she just increased the efficacy of the TSA by at least 1,000%, and at a miniscule fraction of the cost of their x-ray scanners.  Why the gov’t chose to arrest her instead of putting her ideas to good use and curb some of that wasteful TSA spending, is beyond me.

  • sherrdbw

    Have you seen the feet of some people when they take their shoes off? Pedicure necessary, folks. Worse is when they are wearing sandals and can’t can’t cover those nasty things up.

  • sherrdbw

    And as for it being a typical day in the life of a Ranger, are you talking about baseball or law enforcement? Big difference, maybe.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Thanks for the reminder. *gag reflex in motion*

  • http://www.hillbillyhotdogs.com/ unimpeachablegoodguy

    Sounds like when my grand kids thought it would be a funny idea to sprinkle bath salts in my cream of wheat. Later that evening I was at the local grocery store with only my slippers on!

  • Heather_Habilatory

     True genius is always thought of as insanity at first.

  • annagg

     WHERE??? I must see it!

  • annagg

     I was about to post the exact same thing regarding the ugly women.

  • sherrdbw

    Wouldn’t a naked dancing flash mob at the TSA checkpoints be great!

  • sherrdbw

    She has breasts and you know how scary those are. Some people become offended seeing a woman breastfeeding.

  • Texas Ranger

    Lets just say that handcuffs and “Interogations” are involved….and a loaded six-shooter….and chaps…and sometimes a horse…but thats for special occasions.

  • reapre

    People find the human body “offensive”.  I’ve never understood it.  It’s my opinion that the people offended most by others nudity, is out of either: envy, or disgust.

    They’re either more attractive than the “offended” or way too “ugly” for the offended.  I personally have no qualms if [you] (not matter how you look) want to walk around naked.  At least we could get rid of the damned false advertisement some of ya’ll women do with your “Wonder” bras.

  • sherrdbw

    Some of us don’t need a wonderbra, we get ours the old fashioned way-plastic surgery.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Right up until the fire hoses. :)

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Or the old old fashion way… chest presses.

  • sherrdbw

    Think how much faster going through security would be if everyone disrobed as soon as they got in line. And it would be interesting. People could compare surgery scars and talk about their tattoos. And no more forgetting to take off belts before going through metal detectors.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    I don’t like thinking about walking barefoot on that carpet after other people’s feet have been all naked on it, now you’ve made it ten times worse. My pedicure is still a week away and now I’m all paranoid about wearing sandals this weekend and having people silently judge my feet. 

  • sherrdbw

    I used to fly a lot, so I always wore shoes that were easy to take off and I would put on socks before my feet would touch the ground. Can you imagine what is on the airport floors? Feces, urine, athletes foot, and only God knows what kind of bacteria and diseases. You’re not eating are you?

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    If it’s a moving capture of people actually having sex that’s not an x-ray, that is from a MRI or a CT machine capable of relaying the contrast between tissue and X-ray can’t do that.

    http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn17662-human-sex-from-the-inside-out.html 

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    No, I got back from lunch about 1/2 a hour ago. I’m pretty hard to gross out anyway.

  • Lena60

    It is on you tube. I have seen pictures elsewhere though.

  • Lena60

    Theses were still shots, so x-rays.

  • sherrdbw

    That’s sounds exciting!

  • pikeman

    Those new body scan machines makes it look like your naked anyways, so what the hell? Why not really get naked? Seems like a double standard to me.

  • pikeman

    I’m getting a hell of a visual on that one!

  • pikeman

    Damn stupid censor bars!

  • pikeman

    Even Unimpeachable should get to walk around naked in public. It sounds like he already did :-/. I agree, btw. Besides, those full body scanners show everything anyways, so why not just walk into the airport naked and avoid the hassle of dealing with the full body scanner?

  • reapre

    I think it’s a jealousy issue at this point.

    Only the TSA should get to see you naked, whore.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I knew you were a freak. :)

  • BehemothII

    I don’t know about you but I find that her legs are a huge turn on!

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1616336316 Mary Mahi Mahi

    You can bet your lucky stars the security at Denver Int’l Airport are sorry they asked this overweight woman to put out her cig. right? If only they had known her plus plus clothes would come off then this is one exception for smoking that would have been made!

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