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Woman Poured Bleach On Ex-Beau’s Groin As He Drove

April 10, 2012 at 8:12 am by  

Gainesville, FL – Shenay Jackson, 19, is accused of pouring bleach into her ex-boyfriend’s lap while he was driving.

The pair were arguing in the car when Jackson first pushed him in the face before using the bleach to change the race of his penis. The bleach soaked through the unidentified man’s clothes, causing a burning sensation to his naughty bits that resulted in him pulling over to remove his clothing.

Jackson admitted to police that she got into an argument with her ex, but only picked up the bottle and shook it, causing some of it to splash on him. She never intended to get any on him.

However, the police report states there were puddles of bleach inside the car, far more than would be present had it came from merely shaking the bottle, and the man’s clothing were soaked and displayed severe discoloration.

Jackson was charged with simple battery, a first-degree misdemeanor, and was being held at the Alachua County Jail. I can’t help but think the charges would have been more severe had this been a man using bleach to make it rain on his girlfriend’s vagina.

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  • CT

    Dear ex BFs, if you want to keep your junk in place and without burns, cuts, bite marks, acid burns and or crowbar injuries (had to add that in there for TR), etc please just stay the fuck away from your ex.  Why do I even have to say this shit?  I shouldn’t have to, should I? 

  • What a bleach!

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    Dam, I never knew that doing laundry could be so complicated.  How many times do I have to write the instructions down.  Oh, I get it, “you left the instructions in a pocket that got washed.  Go figure?”

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Obviously, she wan’t thinking clearly or she would have realized the potential for her to splash bleach on her clothes and ruin them too. I would be so upset if I bleached spots on my outfit. 

  • newstarshipsmell

    Well, what can I say, shaking a bottle of bleach inside a moving vehicle sounds perfectly safe – nothing could possibly go wrong there! Thanks, Shenay, for assuring us that even if you’re innocent, you’re still a fucking moron.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Obviously, you’re giving her wardrobe more credit than she probably deserves.

  • sugarpie

    Besides the burning penis, inhaling bleach is quite dangerous.  I almost killed myself once using it to clean my basement.  I seriously hurt my lungs.  I was sick for weeks.  Now, I don’t know about you all, but I’ve been doing laundry for several decades and I have never once shook the bleach.

  •  An ex is an ex for a reason!

  • JGo555

    And she doesn’t look one bit regretful or ashamed of what she did.

    If someone dumped me, which I have been dumped ONCE in my life btw, I would never want to speak, see or WORK in the same place as this person.

    And he got a new job so we didn’t have to even pretend to be cordial to each other.

  • Sam

    “using the bleach to change the race of his penis” – *spurt-snort-choke-bellylaugh*

    Great. How the fuck am i supposed to explain that to my boss??

  • “please just stay the fuck away from your ex”.

    Not necessarily, I have a beautiful relationship with my ex’s. Just because relationship end doesn’t always mean that the friendship must.

  • RydoLarsson

    Goodness gracious great balls of fire !

  • CT

    OK, clarification – crazy ex.  I would gather that most times, you know that status ahead of time before they are an “ex.” 

  • On that I agree.

  • AssWho?

    All she just wanted was for her her man to be biracial like MJ, or Tiger Woods, 

  • Gee

    I think this guy should show some gratitude. At least his sack didn’t get ripped off with her bare hands.

  • kymberlyn

    Lol Sam, I too got a kick out of that one liner.

  • Which MJ? None of the ones that I can think of are bi-racial.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Eh, it’s possible don’t get me wrong, but I have a strict no ex’s as friends policy. I don’t have kids with anyone so it makes it easy to say that, but I just don’t want that kind of complication in my life. 

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    I had an ex who started taking his dates to Olive Garden for every meal because he knew it was the one place he would never see me. 

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Our campaign to secretly lower men’s standards has started. Viva la revolucion!

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    The guy should be glad she was only going to do the laundry.  Think of his horror if they had been going to a bonfire…

  • Oh, I completely get why people choose not to have ex’s in their life but that doesn’t mean that if you did it would necessarily be a bad thing. The issue is when the ex still has feelings.

    I’m sure if they lived in the same state or country as I do then I wouldn’t be friends because they want more. 

  • Andy P

    Wow, sounds like an excellent way to destroy not only his manly bits but the interior of the car itself.  I bet it’s a damn mess too.

  • 18th40

     You may want to slow it down a bit……she looks like Marlon Brando.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    I didn’t even think about that! Fry this bitch! You do not fuck up someone’s goddamn car.

  • Califboy

    Ok ladies, second story in a few days where the man parts are wrecked, something in the water????

  • Califboy

     Ya and what white guy has a big ole ________?

  • Califboy

     I need to bleach her out of my mind .

  • pikeman

    I wonder if the dude was black, and if so, would bleach make his junk white?

    “Damn, Leroy, that whacked bitch dumped bleach on my shit, and now my dick and balls are all white and my pubes are blonde! O help me, Lord!! What am I gonna do now!?”

  •  Crazy mad Bitches always go for the guys Nads.

  •  Genetically – no he was not  “biracial” … however after countless surgeries,and suspected skin bleaching Michael Jackson did successfully transform into a white man.  

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    You do mean a white girl right?