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Man Rides Motorcycle Into Bar And Demands Fight, Bar Complies

April 9, 2012 at 12:24 pm by kniption

South Haven, IN - Police say a man drove his motorcycle inside an Indiana bar Saturday night and challenged the bar to a fight. The bar resoundingly said ‘yes.’

Witnesses said John Daniels, 43, drove his motorcycle into Sportsman’s Bar through the opened front door just before 7 p.m. Saturday and asked if anyone wanted to fight.

While bar employees tried to push the motorcycle outside, Daniels reportedly got off the bike and began fighting with employees and other patrons. Sheriff’s police were called to the bar for ‘a large fight in progress.’

Police arrested Daniels on a battery and disorderly conduct charges ~~and an additional charge of felony mugshot grimacing~~. Police also arrested Thomas Hines, 47, who told police that he began fighting alongside Daniels because ‘everyone attacked [him].’

Hines was also charged with battery and disorderly conduct charges. Additional charges against both men for unlawful possession of douchey facial hair and felony resisting middle age are presumably still pending.

Tags: Battery, disorderly conduct, fight, Indiana, John Daniels, motorcycle, Thomas Hines

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Pyncky

” unlawful possession of douchey facial hair and felony resisting middle age are presumably still pending.”

Great stuff.
CT

Fighting along side of him because everyone attacked him? Really? Come on – if this guy is truly that fucking stupid — he deserves a few kicks to the nuts and you deserve a few for being so stupid as to defend him.
AssWho?

Yeah what weird guy, to pick the losing side. I would have just jumped in swing indiscriminately that way I claim victory either way ,
sugarpie

That’s one way to get your name out there.
Zazen

I don’t know. I’m personally in awe of this guy. He possesses such a towering angry and yet his hands were steady enough to shave his douchebag goatee so flawlessly.
curiousalways

I wonder if that grimace is because he’s just figured out he’s really not as cool as he thought he was riding that bike into the bar.
DangerousKindOfSnark

With facial hair like that I think we can safely close all the cold case child molestations in the area.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Zach-McLemore/100001942699604 Zach McLemore

Looks like Al Jourgensen from Ministry
http://www.hillbillyhotdogs.com/ unimpeachablegoodguy

ha ha I was once young dumb and full of it! I would take on the whole bar, or party and wake up with my whole head swelled up twice its normal size! Those were the good old days of just being a young boy and sewing my wild oats!
Lena60

Additional charges against both men for unlawful possession of douchey facial hair and felony resisting middle age are presumably still pending. Lmao , good one kniption
JGo555

And he only got a cut below his eye? I want this guy to have my back when I fucking blow up!
StarTheory

Lolol @ the strike through!!! =D
Gee

That’s Right! Because we know all Pedos have facial hair. LMAO
*did we get that study done? *Rolls eyes
hicusdicus

Only in America can somebody do something this totally stupid and not leave the premises in a body bag.
hicusdicus

It was most likely not a biker bar.
hicusdicus

Good ole days? sewing wild oats? Brain damage, detached retina loss of permanent teeth. What ever happened to just plain ole getting laid?
Chinchillazilla

Kniption, your write-ups always make me laugh.
FrikkenFrak

I’m sorry….but the headline of the story reads like a joke.

“So…..this guy rides a motorcycle into a bar…….”

Thought for sure there’d be something about a Chihuahua in there somewhere. Or a blonde. Or a one legged prostitute. Or a parrot.
rebecca lajcin

I live ten minutes from here and it actually is a biker bar. I’m surprised he walked out alive.
Canuck Gramz

Hahaha! Awesome write up Kniption!
http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

I would have actually expected that his picture looked alot worse then it does, taking on a room full of drunks…I guess Super-save -a-ho really came to his rescue.
AssWho?

that is a very well the most impressively manicured goatee, I have seen of late.
pikeman

I missed the one about the one legged prostitute.

Hi-fucking-larious!!! FF
http://twitter.com/ChristopherScum Christopher Scum

damn though, I’m guilty of the resisting middle age part! 38 and still Playing hard Rock (Punk/Metal)! So I wonder how much time that carries.This fool should definitely be charged for his Mug shot.But the other guy that came to his aid, why should he be arrested.If I see 10+ people attacking one I’d at least try to get some of them off him.No matter how stupid he is and this guys pretty Goddamn Stupid!
http://twitter.com/ChristopherScum Christopher Scum

I disagree no matter how ridiculously stupid a person is and this guy takes the cake, no one deserved a beating from 10+ people.I myself, would at least try to stop some of them, if I was a patron to the bar and knew people I’d try talking to them.This guy could have serious Mental problems.Then again he could be a drunk codger jacked up on roid rage!
HarleyJQuinne

It looks like someone sharpie’d his facial hair on. And idk why he’s pissed off he asked for the fight and he got it. He should be glad some idiot tried to help him out.
CT

Bunch of dumb asses all of around. I stand by my comment.
newstarshipsmell

Maybe he’s pissed off because this was a failed attempt at suicide-by-biker-bar.
hicusdicus

There are people a lot tougher and meaner than bikers. Bikers in general are not to bright and when alone are not much of a threat.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/my2_cents/ My2Cents

lol glad I’m not a general…or I would have to take that personally…;-)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/my2_cents/ My2Cents

hell…even that is dangerous these days…
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SI2B7QEP5JTB2LMKBAU64I4TII Steve

Gee, small penis syndrome much? or Meth Logic(the stupid facial hair should be the giveaway sign here).

Ever notice that? Meth heads all seem to have the most overdone/weirdly shaved/schnagglepuss hairstyles? I guess when you’ve been up for 5 days and you, the radiator and the garbage can are up from the night before still arguing about how many dishracks it would take to climb through the pool of light on the ceiling…hairstyles might get a bit…out there.