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Woman Charged After Tearing Off Ex Boyfriends ScrotumMuncie, IN – I’ve seen women remove men’s testicles before, placing them in their purse or in a jar placed on a high shelf in a closet, but the recently married men in those cases were usually willing participants.

Not so for the poor guy in Indiana, whose ex-girlfriend was arrested after she practically removed his testicles with her bare hands.

Police were called to the home of a 57-year-old man who reported his drunken ex-girlfriend, 43-year-old Christina Reber, had entered his home uninvited  and had assaulted him in a most unpleasant fashion. Fellas, prepare to cringe.

The victim said shortly after yelling “call the fucking police” and slapping him in the head multiple times,  Reber latched on to his low-hanging fruit and began “squeezing as hard as she could.”

Despite his best efforts, the man was unable to get Reber to let go as she began digging in her fingernails into his tool bag. It wasn’t until after they fell to the floor that the man was able to regain possession of his eggs and call 911.

Responding police describe seeing the man with blood on his shirt, and observe “a long wide tear on his scrotum,” which had been “completely torn loose from his body.”

An ambulance was called to transport the man to the hospital while Reber was arrested and charged with aggravated battery and illegally entering the man’s home. Reber is free from jail after posting a $10,000 bond.

Two days after the attack, the man says his scrotum was “so swollen he is unable to walk and is missing work.” he added that his scrotum “is still bleeding and doctors are not sure if there is permanent damage to his groin or not.”

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  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Ouch!! I’m a woman and reading that made me flinch.She need to serve  major time behind bars.

  • JohnQknowitall

    In a word:  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

    WOW!!! He must of been some jerk. Or was she the JERK (off) I just can’t imagine getting so upset/drunk and ripping off a body part. 

  • xJustagirlx

    “Responding police describe seeing the man with blood on his shirt, and observe “a long wide tear on his scrotum,” which had been “completely torn loose from his body.”

    :::grabs ghostballs::: Owiiiieee.!!! I cant even imagine! CRAZY bitch! :o 

  • JohnQknowitall

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • TheAlphaSoup

    ….Frankenpenis. Look up John Bobbit, is all I’m sayin’. 

  • sugarpie

    Holy shit!  I think he would have been justified to have pulled back and KO’d the bitch.  **eyes crossing feeling his pain**

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Susan-Houser/799897239 Susan Houser

    I am a woman and this story made me cringe.  I don’t care how angry or crazy you are … leave the “privates” alone!  And, what’s with this aggravated battery charge?!  Shouldn’t she be charged with worse?  And, she should not have been aloud to post bond.  Shaken my head.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    She should have her rectum stretched out so far you can wrap it around her head like a hoodie as punishment.

  • http://www.hillbillyhotdogs.com/ unimpeachablegoodguy

    Well thanks Morbid, now i’ll have nightmares of someone swiping my tool bag! 

  • Texas Ranger

    The very reason I keep mine encased in a military grade depleted uranium enclosure with a CIA quality encryption system and the combo only known by me and my lawyer. Oh yeah. And lasers of death and sharks complete the security features.

  • beatlechick

    Hell hath no fury? How insane do your nails have to be to do something like that btw? Anyhow seriously owie and I hope the guy gets some sort of restitution because that just plain sucks. 

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    For real!! He should have stomped a mud-hole in that bitch.

  • princessgrandma

    It makes my balls hurt and I don’t even have any. 

    I don’t know what else to say, except that I just love the terminology….. tool bag, eggs, balls in a purse.  We have some really awesome writers here at DD who really know how to get a story told. 

  • Gee

    I know there is a joke in there some where…. I just can’t get past the imaginary pain I am feeling for this poor bastard. This bitch is every man’s nightmare!

  • Gee

     Good one!  You sound like a dooms day Prepper

  • val87

    only thing good about this story is i can show my husband this story if he ever bitches or complains about me       and say….you think you got it bad??? lol

  • LeaveMeBe

    Oweeee! Oweeee! My gooch is hurting and I don’t even have a scrotum.

  • Texas Ranger

    Actually…just a few slap ass crazy exes. Im a realist. Kinda the same reason I keep a roll of TP behind my truck seat…gotta be prepared for any situation.

  • http://twitter.com/BaconIsMyNigga Shelby Burns

    Stories like these make me thankful for my indoor plumbing.

  • Texas Ranger

    I really feel for this guy….not only did he have his most valuable assets mangled but now everybody nows he dates ugly drunk chicks..the horror.

  • JohnQknowitall

    *** NOW! *** With match scrotum!

  • Califboy

     I would go mid evil on her, tits, their coming off, her who-who, well let me get my caring knife.

  • Califboy

     A mans worst nightmare!!!!
    Make a guy say “mommy”

  • Califboy

     Yes, Morbid is a expert in wordsmithing.

  • http://www.CrimeCrunch.com/blog Chelsea Scott

    I imagine the responders reacting like the scene in Something About Mary where Ben Stiller zipped his sack.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I can only imagine and my imagination is in overdrive right now. I’m even doing involutary kegel excercises. I may have to go get some ice. :/

  • Lena60

    yikes!     oooh here she comes, watch out boys she’ll chew you up!Oooh here she comes, she’s a man eater.

  • rensuchan

    How about a baseball bat with nails for her who-who?

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    To quote the always eloquent JohnQKnowitall…

    AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • JGo555

    What? No one called an ambulance for the police officers!?

    The responding ones must’ve been women popos.

  • JGo555

    God, I hope this man was abusive, controlling and a narcissist to deserve this. Otherwise this woman should be hired to give peadophiles the “Special Treatment”.

  • rensuchan

    Thinking about that… it hurts my non-existant inner piping as well…

  • JGo555

    THat’s not realistic, that’s motherfucking Boy Scout prepared.

    I have one too.

  • JGo555

    When a man asks me what the pain of a periof feels like, I say:

    Get a baseball bat, put it between your legs, parallel to the floor & slam it upwards. That creates pain in the outdoor area like getting slapped. Then proceed to wrap barbwire around the thick part of the bat, insert it in the vagina and then rotate it 5 times in both directions.

    And THAT is what a period feels like.

  • rensuchan

    So my above punishment would be no worse than a period…

    You’re telling me I need to think of something even worse for this bitch?

  • RobynneB

    Let me be honest here, when my ex husband left me for another woman, I had some seriously sick shit going through my head. I imagined many different horrific things I could do to both of them. (And yes, she was at fault to)
    I never imagined ripping his balls off with my bare hands, though. I guess I am not that sick, huh?

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Ya’ know there are men who pay good money to have their testicles removed. 

  • sherrdbw

    You go, girl!

  • sherrdbw

    I was in the same situation as you, so I know exactly how you feel. The funny thing is that the other woman dumped him on the day our divorce was final.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    NO!! **grabs hootinany** that’s not what she’s saying at all.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Well I hope Christina enjoys celibacy. Or dating incredibly stupid men.

  • Tundratot

    This song fragment kept running through my head as I read it.  Something from Led Zep about “squeez[ing] my lemons until the juice runs down my leg.”

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Ugh.  Maybe someone should go on a hunt for her withered ovaries and remove them with their bare hands.

  • Texas Ranger

    Ehh …sounds like you have bad gas
    ..no biggee.

  • JGo555

    No, no. Popping a baby out WITH everything but an epidural feel like THAT 1,000′s. Make that whore feel like she’s popping a kid out (FENTANOL is the inducing drug) WITHOUT ANY SORT OF DRUG FOREVER!

  • Chinchillazilla

    I should do that. Good idea.

  • Eliza Berntsen

    I am pretty sure that there are some men that would pay a pretty penny for that kinda stuff.

  • Gee

     Just curious, Why was it the other woman’s fault?

  • RobynneB

    Just to clarify, it was mostly his fault. But… I believe that when a woman chooses to be the mistress, she is at fault as well. It’s not like she was an innocent victim who didn’t know he was married, had met me on many occasions, and we just had a baby.
    I call those women whores for the mere fact that they had full knowledge.

    And not to mention, I went to pick up my son from their apartment, and she got in my face spewing some shit about dealing with my shit. And this was the first time I had any contact with her since the split. 8 months before this was the split.

  • Gee

     I got ya sister I understand.

  • AssWho?

    Surprised she didn’t scoop em off the floor and swallow them just to be a bitch. 

  • AssWho?

    When? between the tears, or seeing your boys hit the ground and roll opposite directions,or fading between consciousness, as you realize you need both hands. One to hold your newly freed testi’s and one to keep the empty change purse closed.  Shitty day.

  • AssWho?

    Love the ideal of Rectal hoodie’s 

  • Califboy

     keep trying, don’t be a quitter. :)

  • Califboy

     I’m gonna go home tonight after work and hold my wife’s who-who !

  • Califboy

     Makes me glad girls have in-door plumbing.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4A3X22MM7BACABR2CSA6LBPM5Q Leslie

    Next time I need a jar opened I’m gonna call her.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/QJHA2MFKLFAXYBLLLCLBHWX6WQ Alexandria

    Muncie Indiana: Home of the BALL State Cardinals, maybe she should apply as their new mascot!

  • sherrdbw

    It could be worse. She could have put his junk in the toilet and flushed, or the garbage disposal and flipped the switch.

  • myironlung

    If I had a penis it would be curled up in a ball in the corner of a dark room. Yes, that is how my “would be” penis would feel. Oh ya….. It would also cry uncontrollably after reading this story.

  • Susiee22

    Life must be trying for you with Springer off the air and tractor pull season still a couple of weeks away, but hey don’t worry, you’re still a moron.

  • malq

    This guy should look at it on the bright side. He now has an awesomelike long taint, perhaps a record.

  • malq

    haha the lemon song,
    I was thinking
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x5NIlLdsHQ

  • sherrdbw

    It’s called a joke. I don’t watch Springer and have never been to a tractor pull, although you seem to keep up with the date of tractor pulling season. If you are so greatly disturbed by my comment, then you are on the wrong site or at least new.

  • http://talkinshitwithshannieandboo.blogspot.com/ shannie

     ooh…I can’t wait for Anus Apparel to become all the rage in trends this fall.

  • http://talkinshitwithshannieandboo.blogspot.com/ shannie

    When mad and in a state of total rage, I’ve spat out  the occasional “I want to rip that fuckers balls off!”, to myself…But really, who the fuck does that kind of crazy shit?  Today I’ve got the answer to that question, and she looks like a ball breaker too, in every sense of the term. My imaginary nads are hurting like a bastard just thinking about this mutt putting a death grip on dudes yam bag…oh the agony…

  • Abroad

    I take it you haven’t had any for a while?

  • Abroad

    To be honest, I know of women who have very little discomfort from their period. Sorry you have it that bad.

  • Texas Ranger

    Let me get Mrs Ranger to get off me so I can answer

  • JGo555

    It’s not that bad if you don’t eat caffeine, refined sugars (like chocolates & candy) & excersize BEFORE and during. And It’s not bad if you have Tylenol/Midol handy.

    I have a friend that used to stay home from school because it was beyond a regular period pain… now I feel sorry for her.

  • Texas Ranger

    It is realistic…shit happens correct?

  • Canuck Gramz

    I was going to say that!!! OUCH!!

  • Canuck Gramz

    You are so right – amazing writers and the comments have me falling over laughing and I really did need a laugh. I’m not laughing at that poor guy.

  • Canuck Gramz

    I seriously sat here and tried to figure out how a roll of toilet paper would help with a problem with crazy exes. Then I realized the toilet paper was unrelated to that. Which made me laugh at myself. We had a roll  of T.P in our glovebox. Now that we’ve bought a newer car ( newer to us anyways) I’m stepping up to a box of Kleenex. After I find another pair of fuzzy dice.

  • Canuck Gramz

    Hahahaha! And we won’t even START on what labor feels like!!

  • Canuck Gramz

    It’s a requisite to hate the new gf or wife and the old gf or wife.

  • Canuck Gramz

    Okay I thought of doing various nasty things to an ex,( actually just yesterday) but doing it?! When does a person just decide to do something like that? I’m sure the drinking contributed.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/WildlifeSeriaLKiller Darrell FIne

    COPS??? No… Shot the whore in the face and stitched up my nuts? Absolutely.

  • newstarshipsmell

    You would have let her rip them off in the first place?

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Darrell? Hell naw, he would have broken her face when he first saw the crazy look in her eye. Then he would have gone in the garage to lift while blasting Lee Greenwood. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GWBV2FUY3OBYX3RNK6I44QSC7I Kwum

    We’re all adults here.. you can say VAGINA..

    *smirk*

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    “Reach out and tuuch soneone?”

    Hey, she’e broke now.  A fellon who can’t get a job turned strpper, so, place a dollar in her;G; string, she needs to fund her herion addiction, as well.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Ouchies! *crosses her legs*

    How hard exactly do you have to pull to do this, by the way?

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    To post or not post?  Been and still drunk all weekend.
     
    I say go for ‘it’ girl!!.  That is the girl who took his manhood.
     
    She will spend the next year in jail having all the girl sex anyone can image.  When she gets out, well, no man will have her, so more girl on girl sex.
     
    Jobs, well, that’s a problem, since she’s a convicted felon.  But, it’s okay, strip bars don’t do background checks.

  • hicusdicus

     Mrs Ranger may not like being awakened out of a deep sleep. You better wait till later.

  • hicusdicus

    Now that I know I think I will try turning gay. 

  • hicusdicus

     If the were truly adults they would not be on DD.

  • hicusdicus

     There is no way in hell I would show this article to my wife. She does not need any new ideas.

  • hicusdicus

     I agree and hope your life takes a turn for the better.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/OEJCEMT42ORC62Z3QAOZN6ZB5M Paul

    I feel the article would have taken a very different tone if a woman had had part of her labia ripped off.  Also, the ensuing charges would have been different

  • FrikkenFrak

    Ok, Paul…..so you’re saying if the vic was a woman the charges would be different.  So, tell us what would these different charges be?

  • FrikkenFrak

    I have a hard time with any story about anyone getting something ripped off their body.  Goes against human nature.

  • FrikkenFrak

    By the looks of her, I’d say they were snatched out years ago……

  • Texas Ranger

    Good idea…if she stays asleep maybe I can get some seconds….”Look at the big brain on Hicusdicus!”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Well … that’s gonna leave a scar.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7N6KYE5OZO7WNUYTTYEDVWOINE Marysa Nieves

    O.M.F.G.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/my2_cents/ My2Cents

    oh dayummmm….

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    If my choices were fucking Christina,or having my scrotum ripped off – I would most likely have to toss a coin … and since the odds favor “Heads” I would call the toss that way in favor of the scrotum ripping.

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