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Man Accused Of Shocking Ex-Girlfriend With Cattle Prod

April 4, 2012 at 12:28 pm by  

Man Accused Of Shocking Ex Girlfriend With Cattle ProdBISMARCK, N.D. – Police have arrested a man after they say he used a cattle prod on his ex-girlfriend during an argument.

According to the criminal complaint, 37-year-old Christopher Martin went to the home of his ex-girlfriend and accused her of stealing $500 from him the night before. The ensuing argument resulted in Martin producing a 5-foot-long cattle prod that he used to shock his ex.

When police arrived and interviewed Martin, he admitted shocking his ex out of anger over the missing money. Martin’s day got even better after a K-9 search dog at the scene hit on his vehicle. The resulting search would yield some weed, some meth and drug-related paraphernalia.

Martin was arrested and charged with felony aggravated assault-domestic violence along with a myriad of drug related charges. If convicted on the felony assault, he faces five years in prison and a $5000 fine.

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    • Lena60

      *points finger* Ha ha!

    • JohnQknowitall

      It is get’n so a good American Republican Businessman in this here country can’t make a buck w’out John Law screw’n things up… Hey and ain’t a man king of his castle and what happens in the castle stays in the castle? No’mo I’ma guess’n.

      This country is going straight to hell!

    • rensuchan

      Hope he’s ready to have his ass prodded.

    • Texas Ranger

      Actually he had an excellent idea. Don’t know how many times I wished Ida had a cow prod to zap the current slap-ass crazy chick back into reality. Hmmm. might be a new product here….call it ” Crazy Bitch B-Gone”. I’d buy one anyways.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Bennett/1803988499 Shannon Bennett

      They found meth?! In his car?! No way lol!
       

    • Gee

       Texas Ranger you talk all crazy but we know your just a big mush who like to snuggle. :o )~

    • Gee

      This is shocking he looks like a respectable citizen!  *Rolls Eyes

    • curiousalways

      I was going to write some smart ass remark about “everyone owns a cattle prod”, but then I looked again and saw this was in N.D.  Guess it’s kind of a staple accessory there. 

    • Texas Ranger

      If I owned up to that….I’d lose all my street cred.

    • http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/ Dakota Valkyrie

      Cattle prods are very easy to get around here. Using them on people is still frowned upon… unless it’s during kinky sex.

    • sugarpie

      Okay girls, this fine speciman is now single again! 

    • Gee

       Ha HA DV has one I knew it!

    • Cory

      I mean who hasn’t wanted to shock there spouse with a cattle prod. I’m sure she took the money or he wouldn’t of went all crazy like that.  I don’t think that was right to bring in the K-9 that was a cheap shot doesn’t matter if he had drugs was they in the house no was they in his pockets where the crime was commited no so fuck the police in this case.

    • LeaveMeBe

      Well, hell. Round these parts we call this flirting!

    • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      Wanting to shock my spouse is the reason that I don’t have a cattle prod. I can’t handle that much temptation.

    • OutOfBubbleGum

      Unfortunately for Christopher Martin’s GF, he had a second cattle prod.  During a late night zombie fest, Martin bought the Ronco atomic powered prod for $19.95.  And, since he acted within the first fifteen minutes, his order was doubled.  He just had to pay the additional shipping and handling.

    • LeaveMeBe

      I see what you did there…

    • Gee

       No did not realize but I see it now… See some times blondes can make funny too

    • Babydoll0630

      If my cousin didn’t think it was funny to shock us w/a cattle prod as a ‘joke’ I would find this a bit hilarious. 

    • curiousalways

      I’ll fight ya for him.

    • Eliza Berntsen

      For some reason my brain processed that sentence as “Round these parts we call it FISTING”. I shall go and sit on the bench over there now.

    • Eliza Berntsen

      I bet that now when she says ” I feel like a cow” it’s going to have a wholly new meaning.

    • sugarpie

      Dueling cattle prods??

    • LeaveMeBe

      0.o

    • curiousalways

      hehe!  you bet.

    • 62julietandvoid

      A cattle prod never crossed my mind. Sounds pretty effective, they have the option of running and I won’t likely chase them. Tis win-win

    • Texas Ranger

      Umm, yeeeah…..these nice men just want to talk to you is all, everything is ok, trust me.

    • Texas Ranger

      Thats the exact reason I keep one in every corner of the house. Works great on kids and cats too.

    • Heather_Habilatory

       No, DV, I don’t know him. I know you were thinking it!

      This is the second time the town I live in has appeared here. I’m starting to get worried.

      DV: the murder in Bismarck, where the guy killed his mom and took her car to Fargo? My husband is one of the last people to talk to her while she was alive, last Monday. It’s been an interesting week.

    • Heather_Habilatory

       It is, and it isn’t LOL I don’t have one, but I I know thousands of people who do.

    • Heather_Habilatory

      Hey man. I have friends that work in the jail. Wanna write to him? ;)

    • Heather_Habilatory

      Yeah. I was wondering how long it would be before this showed up here.. *bangs head on desk*

      Apparently, my friend JUST called the cops for a man beating a woman in the middle of the street in broad daylight. It’s getting to be just as nuts here as every where else!

    • curiousalways

      so you live in N.D. and don’t have a cattle prod?  I really wouldn’t admit that to your closest DD buddies, how embarrassing!  We need to start an on line charity donation and get you one!! 

    • Heather_Habilatory

       Don’t need one. I have the “look” and “the mom voice.”

    • curiousalways

      ohhhhh, deadly.

    • Califboy
    • Califboy

      Has anyone stopped and asked themselves? Did the bitch deserve it? Gotta cover all the bases.

    • Cory

      lol good one : )

    • Califboy

       You girls gonna strip down to your undies before fighting ?

    • Eliza Berntsen

      Oh,how very kind of them. I’ve been looking for someone to talk to for a while now.

    • Califboy

      My people are from ND, my uncle still lives there, my grandmother used to tell us ,”we went to Aberdeen ” like it was Los Angeles. The gals would stay the night and get their hair done.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cogswell,_North_Dakota

    • Califboy

       foreplay for sure…..That’s first date shit right there.

    • Califboy

       I been bad, will you give me the “look” and use your “mommy voice” ?? Huh will ya ?

    • Califboy

       street cred, don’t all Texans live on gravel roads?

    • JGo555

      This man looks like he works at a junkyard, lives inside a camping trailer & smokes meth, never bathing or eating.

    • JGo555

      Street cred or a gonad?

    • annagg

      DISLIKED! I’ll bet you my life there are a hell of a lot more demoncrats who are druggies than republicans…. Every single person I have ever smoked with or bought from was a demoncrat. I keep my political beliefs to myself when I am high.

    • http://www.facebook.com/JerryT.Kangaroo Nick Jones

      I think as long as you play the “Bonanza” theme in the background, or Ennio Morricone music, it’s still manly to snuggle.  But keep the prod handy…JUST in case.

    • http://www.facebook.com/JerryT.Kangaroo Nick Jones

      I live in SF, there’s actually very little difference out here.

    • http://www.facebook.com/JerryT.Kangaroo Nick Jones

      He looks a little like Scott Bakula.  I mean…like what Scott Bakula’s corpse will look like, I guess.  

    • http://talkinshitwithshannieandboo.blogspot.com/ BooBooKittyFuck

       He’s only stuck in that mugged up body until he “leaps” again…next stop is setting the life of a hefty, big-titted broad straight and continuing to fix the future through righting past fuckups…

    • JohnQknowitall

      Are you still alive? BTW ND is a red state.

      Better dead than red…

    • JGo555

      Bitches, don’t lie. You all like to get proded by your man’s “cattle prod”.

    • http://www.facebook.com/JerryT.Kangaroo Nick Jones

      Well, there you go.  Clearly, if he hadn’t “prodded” her she would have flipped the switch, radio activating the nitro bombs on Air Force 1, assassinating the President! Well DONE, Corpse of Bakula!  Even in death, he’s so…versatile.

    • newstarshipsmell

      Thank you for your anectodal and unscientific claim that drug addicts are probably mostly “demoncrats.” It is greatly appreciated.

    • newstarshipsmell

      But only unintentionally, heh heh.

    • newstarshipsmell

      Maybe she took it, sure, but he’s a fucking meth head – he could have just as easily simply misplaced it, or never had it to begin with and just imagined it. Regardless, his dumb ass drove with drugs in the vehicle to go fucking shock someone with a cattle prod – thanks so much Bismarck PD for helping this idiot off the streets for a while.

    • RydoLarsson

      chris martin from coldplay ? i thought that was him his hair be gettin long as hell tho !

    • Heather_Habilatory

       one of her friends said it could have been foreplay.

      Were I single, I would have friend requested that man.

    • Heather_Habilatory

       Nah. My parents have a pickup, Suburban, crossover and small SUV. .. .And a Lincoln with a trunk big enough to fit about five dead bodies.
      My inlaws have a large SUV, a pickup, and a trailer.

      We have moved plenty of people, plenty of times. I helped move the animal shelter once! I made two calls, and had thirty people in an hour :) I have a FLEET at my disposal now, literally.

    • Heather_Habilatory

       I’ve never been to Aberdeen but I HAVE been to Cogswell! haha

    • Cory

      I’m not defending his dumbass what he did was pretty stupid and kinky, but I don’t agree with the searching of his car even if he’s a Methodist :P

    • Cory

      Hey when your done with the cats we can cut off there heads and play baseball LOL.

    • Texas Ranger

      Your right….I’d lose all my blacktop cred….and blacktop cred is hard to get.

    • Califboy

       My mom and dad grew up there, escaped in 1951 to Cali, they were married for 53 years before my dad died in 2004. My uncle lives about 20 minutes from there,loves ND.

    • AssWho?

      you say assault, I say four play..

    • onlyme356

      Did he get the idea from Tom and Jerry? I’m pretty sure I saw an episode like that once. Would have been a great defense.

    • Heather_Habilatory

       I love it, too.

    • Heather_Habilatory

       ND is a mixed bag state. We like our presidents and governors Repub, and our Senators and congressmen Demo.