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Kimball, Minn - Melissa Jean Stern has been sentenced to 45 days in jail after she got angry with a 77-year-old man and tried yanking the assisted living resident off a toilet by his genitals.

The incident happened last year at a Kimball assisted living facility where Stern, 37, was employed. The elderly man ended up with a scratch on the tip of his penis and some bleeding.

Stern would end up charged and convicted of one count of abuse of a vulnerable adult by a caregiver after a co-worker who witnessed her actions reported her.

Stearns County District Court Judge Mary Mahler sentenced Stern to a year in jail but only has to serve 45 days as long as she complies with several conditions, including not breaking any laws for the duration of her sentence.

In addition to the 45 days she will spend behind bars, Stern was also ordered to pay $685 in fines and fees.

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  • derae

    Gee, I bet she shakes babies and throws puppies and kittens on the ground too. There is no excuse for abusing the elderly.  What a complete waste of space in society.  I hope when she becomes too elderly to care for herself that her caregiver is just like her.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GWBV2FUY3OBYX3RNK6I44QSC7I Kwum

    poor old dude.. yet there are plenty of guys on Criagslist willing to pay TOP DOLLAR to get some bitch to do this to them..but not by some hagged out sow like that.. you grab my joint in a rough way, you better be smokin hot

  • sugarpie

    I really wish people would learn to pick a job that suits them.  If you don’t have the patience to handle the elderly (or children and mentally handicap as well), then DON’T GET INTO THIS FIELD OF WORK.  Duh! 

  • newstarshipsmell

    So, Melissa, I hear McDonald’s is hiring.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GWBV2FUY3OBYX3RNK6I44QSC7I Kwum

    ooh hell no.. I dont want that bitch handlng my happy meal!!

  • Califboy

     Whole new meaning to “hand job”  .

  • newstarshipsmell

    LOL I’m sure she’s washed her hands off since she got that old geezer dick blood on them.

  • JGo555

    I’m not saying what she did was right, but I can tell you that just because they are considered GERIATRIC pathients that doesn’t mean they aren’t men that still want to offer dick to females.

    In other news, I don’t have Rice Crispies, but that fucking hurt ME!!!

  • JGo555

    Where have YOU been!?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GWBV2FUY3OBYX3RNK6I44QSC7I Kwum

    *rofl* @ dick blood.. yeah mixed with a tinge of  dickcheese no doubt/

  • guillotinegirl

    She needs to add more love to her tug.

  • Gee

    You mean that’s not how you help old men off the toilet? Maybe she was just trying keep his balls from hitting the toilet water

  • Lena60

    She looks nice.*rolls eyes*

  • sheevaa

    Ooooowww. I don’t have dangly bits and I clenched at that. Damn horrid bitch.

  • Califboy

     We have launched some super new products, busy as hell, starting to work with patent attorneys now, got 5 or 6 to do so I gotta use my brain! Huh that’s a change! Thanks for asking,:)

  • Eliza Berntsen

    Oh how true! My best friend works in an old folks home, and she says that the old men are the worst to be working with- forever having erections, masturbating, trying to get the young staff members to give them hand jobs- as in forcing their hands onto their penises and so on. And most of them are considered as mentally incapacitated.

  • Sam

    I just can’t figure out HOW. Part of me wants to automatically side with the old geezer, because i mean, who DOES that to an elderly gentleman?
    But then also part of me can’t figure out how she managed to get a stranglehold of his weener if he was sat on the toilet. I am wondering if maybe the guy was leant back on the toilet with a whole different end goal in mind – some fantasy about a swedish masseuse who
    specializes in happy endings playing in his mind’s eye. In which case i can kind of understand her “you want me to yank it? FINE, i’ll yank it!” response – still doesn’t excuse it, but i’d understand it.
    I guess i’d like to know about previous records for both before i make up my mind.

  • Sam

    I just can’t stop imagining this woman pulling and this guy’s old saggy stretchy sausage stretching all the way across the room. Go-Go-Gadget WEENER!

  • Jury

    Thank god she used her hands and not her teeth!

  • JGo555

    Mentally incapacitaded to do important, hard workin’ shit. But not incapacitated enough for their damned dicks & their horniness to go away.

    UGH! Old man dick, yuck!

  • AssWho?

    Huh, Well this is how we get the grandparents to listen around here. Like beating your kids, is it  politically incorrect? sure, but is it effective…yes.
     

  • onlyme356

    What a messed up bitch. Why is she yanking his junk? Next time the bitch is constipated someone needs to insert a hook into her vag and pull her fat ass off the toilet.

  • Eliza Berntsen

    Just imagine it- all dangly, wrinkly like some sundried tomatoe, with balls that hang down to the knees (have seen a few at a nudist beach with my very own eyes). And you have to touch those seductively.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Wait a minute! I thought a man’s genitals WERE a handle of some sort. My husband is always asking me to grab on to his and help him out…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=718600192 Tim Bates

    I had a second Grade Teacher who grabbed me by the throat with her fingernails, because I was goofing around in class.

    I wish she had met this care giver.

  • Tenbux

    Are they sure that she was trying to pull him off the toilet?  Because I’m thinking she was hungry and mistook his wiener for one of the Oscar Mayer variety.