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Amy Kern Has Been Found Not Guilty By Reason Of Insanity WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. – The 33-year-old woman accused of murdering her aunt’s boyfriend and her grandmother, beat the odds and was found not guilty by reason of insanity.

On Feb. 6 2009, Kern drove from her home in  Georgia to her father’s home in Florida where she broke in and stole some items, including a .357 magnum. From there she would drive to her aunt’s house where she shot and killed her aunt’s boyfriend, William Chapman. Afterwards, she drove to her grandmother’s house where she stabbed and beat her grandmother to death with a tire iron.

After she was arrested, she told police she was Jesus and that her father was the devil — which also sounds oddly like an average phone conversation with Jaded. But this was no ploy at acting nuts. While in her 20s, Kern was diagnosed as bipolar and schizophrenic. Her lawyers say she never got the proper psychiatric treatment she needed.

Amy Kern was facing two first-degree murder charges but on Monday, after psychiatrists concluded that Kern was insane when she committed the killings, Judge Jeffrey Colbath accepted a plea of not guilty by reason of insanity. Obviously, friends and family of the victims are not happy.

“I hope to God that she rots in hell. I mean it from the bottom of my heart,” Harriet Curles, the sister of victim William Chapman, told the judge as Kern listened and cried.

The judge told the victims’ relatives that he had no choice but to send Amy Kern to a state mental hospital, and that this was not an injustice, but rather a failure of the mental health system.

“She can never be trusted on medication. She will always be a threat to society,” warned Beverly Kern, who lost her boyfriend and mother. “Don’t lose track of this case. The stakes are high.”

Kern will now spend her time in a mental hospital and will be evaluated  every six months to a year. Prosecutors could not guarantee that Kern would not be walking the streets in the near future as a free woman, but said the state attorney will be involved with these evaluations.

I think Kern is average looking at best. But now with her insanity and high probability of being able to change a tire, I am finding myself very attracted to her.

What?

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  • curiousalways

    I think your attraction lies in the low probability of annoying future in-laws becoming a problem.  I’m thinking the family will not be coming over for the holidays anytime soon. 

  • neenaP

    Holy crap there is a slight chance she might walk the streets in the future? I’d be scared!

  • Gee

    It’s Floridah They are used to it. 

  • JGo555

    I think once you’ve prove your ass is crazy and killed some people & “got away with it” that you should not be released no matter what you did since your ass can become crazy once again.

  • sugarpie

    A crime is a crime, insane or not.  They should do their time just like anyone else and then be released to a mental institution for evaluation. 

  • http://twitter.com/BaconIsMyNigga Shelby Burns

    Mental institutions are almost worse IMO. There’s no guarantee when you get to leave. As long as they think you’re a threat, you stay in there.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GWBV2FUY3OBYX3RNK6I44QSC7I Kwum

    There is one redeeming and I might add STELLAR characteristic about nutjobs.. they are usually GREAT in bed..reason being: They are zero inhibitions- will do anything no boundaries.. its great!! ( as long as you dont have any sharp objects laying about when they get over stimulated)

  • sherrdbw

    Ah, Florida!

  • Texas Ranger

    Hmmm. She thought she was Jesus huh? I’m pretty sure Jesus didn’t pack a .357 Mag… Everybody knows he’s more of a .45 guy. Judge and Jury shoulda picked up on that in my opinion.

  • TinyCyborg

    Mhhh…. those t shirts are unfortunate, looks like they have a huge dead-friend pasty on each boob. 

  • Chinchillazilla

    “she told police she was Jesus and that her father was the devil”

    Dude, I’m like the opposite of a Christian, but even I know that’s not who Jesus’s dad is.

  • http://profiles.google.com/coldlogic HAL 9000

    I’ve seen someone who’s ‘bipolar’ who stopped taking their meds. And it was funny and freaky at same time. Bipolar Boy’s adventure ended when cops pulled him over driving around a movie theater again and again with no clothes on…looking for his dad who at the time was living in another state 1000 miles away. Good thing he didn’t get a flat tire.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Two things come to mind: 

    My favorite mantra in college: Your neurosis will be tolerated only to the extent of your good looks

    and

    Nancy Grace with her hideous face and ski sloped nose will probably start tonight with:
      
       This is a miscarriage of justice and I can tell yew this that the devil is dancing somewhere tonight!

  • Cory

    She will end up pregnant by a staff member in the near future. It’s not over yet folks lol.

  • onlyme356

    I’m wondering if the judge would have given her the same verdict had she killed his son, brother, wife or mother.

  • blubberdong

    Stay away from her, Morbid.  She’s the kind of woman that hides razor blades in her cockpit.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    “Mental institutions are almost worse IMO.”

    I think so.  Eight hundred cable stations and no remote.  It’ll drive even the sanest crazy.  Worse, yet, the only channel playing is OWN.

  • princessgrandma

    And she had to come from Georgiah to do it. 

    “She can never be trusted on medication.”  Major understatement there.

  • princessgrandma

    I agree with you totally.  How about Andrea Yates wanting to be allowed to get out of the nut house to go to church? I will never understand that.  If she’s too insane to go to prison for killing her five kids, then I think she’s too insane to stroll into church on Sundays.

  • princessgrandma

    NG is usually the one causing the devil to dance or dancing with him herself.  I honestly think SHE’S borderline nutjob, to tell the truth.

  • princessgrandma

    OMG Cockpit.  ROFL

    Best. Ever.  Thank you.

  • Lauren Sinkiewicz

    I have a hard time with the insanity deal… I don’t think being committed is any better than going to jail. And I believe (in a general) those who are diagnosed with a psychiatric disorder will do things, un-medicated, that they would not do medicated. However, those same people are notorious for not taking medications as prescribed, as after they have been on the medications for a period of time they will feel better and feel they don’t need them. I would hope that regular follow ups with a psychiatrist would be a stipulation for her release (should that day ever come) which would include lab testing to ensure that medication is being taken as prescribed. 

    I do not agree with the judge that this was a failure of the mental health system (flawed though it may be). It is a failure of the patient (for not taking care of herself) and her family (for not ensuring that she did so). 

  • LeaveMeBe

    The OWN network is reason enough to NOT plead not guilty by reason of insanity, even if it’s the truth.

  • JGo555

    While Yates IS a danger, it’s only to her own offsprings & only when she’s getting too fanatical about religion mixed in with fanatical church & husband.

    Now, your ass is crazy and all but they HAVE CHURCH inside jail so she has no need to be outside of jail INSIDE a church. What? THey don’t make it crazy enough at the jail church for her? Not fundamentalist enough for her crazy ass to stay as crazy as she was the day she killed her kids? Your baby-killing-cause-I’m-crazy ass STAYS in motherfucking jail, YA HEAr!????

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    I was put in an institution when I was younger, it was a high end private place and we didn’t have a T.V. at all. We were encouraged to talk and interact with the other nutbags around us. I was in for a suicide attempt and my best friend had childhood schizophrenic, he was awesome, but his parents didn’t want to deal with him. He used to tell me all about his cat who talked to him when he lived at home. At my age I thought it was rather charming. He was the only thing about the place that didn’t suck. The ward was locked down and there was fuck all to do. They even banned my family from sending me books for some f’ed up reason.   

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    How would you even… 

  • Deety

    I blame her husband and her church far more than I blame Yates. She warned them, and tried to kill herself to protect her kids. They wouldn’t listen…

  • Deety

    Yeah, but she is definitely not attractive enough for any of us to tolerate her neurosis.

  • blubberdong

    It’s been done.  Just try not to sneeze or instant episiotomy.